Funny copy that must be seen when you are depressed.

1. Others stay in bed because they have money. They can sleep as long as they want. I stay in bed because I have no money, so I can save 1, which is 1.

Rome was not built in a day, nor was it built in a day!

I can't afford the AA system now. I invented an AAB system. It's you AA, I want to be the b-side.

Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to be worth more than 100 million? Do you need food and clothing? Do you want to live carefree? Why don't you stay with me and we'll think together.

If you like a girl, you should study hard, find a good job and earn a lot of money. When she gets married, you have to pay more.

6. Marriage means "knowing that there are tigers in the mountains and leaning towards the mountains", but "nothing ventured, nothing gained".

7. When one or two people say you are fat, you don't think so, but when more and more people say you are fat, you will know the seriousness of the matter, and there are more and more liars.

Every time I don't want to study, I tell myself in the mirror that I must study hard when I grow up, otherwise others will say that I am just a vase.

9. A week and a half later, my son finally spoke today. The first sentence turned out to be "call dad". Did I teach you this?

10. Don't sing the rest of your life. Girls don't work hard to make money and don't want to be beautiful. For the rest of their lives, you cook, you do laundry, you do housework, you are rejected, and you look after the children.

1 1. daughter-in-law or game? Of course, the daughter-in-law is important, so I only dare to play games, not my daughter-in-law.

12. Today, I went to donate blood. The big brother with a beard in front gave 200cc, but halfway through, he saw his ferocious face: Come on, I can't, call me back!

13. I can't find a girlfriend, so I have to tell my fortune. Fortune teller: Your first half life is doomed to be unattractive. My eyes lit up: what about the second half? Fortune teller: I'll get used to it for the rest of my life.

14. Compare your grades as a child. Compare wages when you grow up. Now you have to compare your steps when you walk. Leave me alone, I just want to be an undisputed garbage, but I really did it before I found out that even garbage should be classified!

15. When you are sleepy because of your homework, tell yourself: That's your memorial, that's your country and that's your people. Then suddenly wake up, I want to be a generation of wise men!

16. What do you mean, do not hesitate to die? Is to be angry 10 thousand times a day, but still don't give up.

17. The child asked his mother: Then why did you marry your father? Mom said, "Mom was blind before she married your dad!" " "The child asked his father again: Why is our family so poor? Dad said, "all the money in our family has been given to your mother to treat her eyes!" " "

18. There are three kinds of interpersonal relationships among girls: you can see them without washing your hair, you can see them after washing your hair, and you don't want to see them after washing your hair.

19. One day you will meet a girl who doesn't want your money, your house or your diamond ring. Of course she won't want you.

20. Student: "Teacher, what you teach is useless." Teacher: "I forbid you to say that about yourself."

2 1. At the end of TV, the hero and heroine got married, which shows a profound truth. As long as they get married, there is no future.

22. Ma Yun once said: A person's career is inversely proportional to his appearance. I can't bear to look in the mirror. It seems that I am doomed to accomplish nothing in my life.

23. Holding a hot, rechargeable mobile phone, regardless of life and death, is a rare heroic moment in my life.

24. If you are lonely in the middle of the night, you can watch ghost movies. After a while, you will feel that the bathroom, kitchen, bed and ceiling are crowded with people and always busy.