A seemingly useless nonsense literature (selected 40 sentences)

Seemingly useless nonsense literature (I) 1. Every day is like every other day.

2. Shocked that a girl of 14 years old was only four years old ten years ago.

Do you know why I am so poor? Because I have no money.

I never had a boyfriend when I was single.

The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

If you are willing to spend more time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent more time.

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

8. This young man is very handsome, with a nose and two eyes.

9. Good morning, friends. It doesn't matter if it's not good, whatever.

10. This potato looks like a potato.

1 1. Put some black and white sesame seeds.

12. Why do you hate us lazy people? We obviously didn't do anything.

13. People should have dreams. Only when you have a dream can you be a person with a real dream.

14. Last time I said this was the last time.

15. As we all know, cicadas have very thin wings. How thin are they? As thin as cicada's wings.

16. I am extremely angry!

17. Only win, not win.

18. When you are free, you are free.

19. I once took a taxi and asked the driver: What do you do, uncle?

20. Cicada's wings are so thin, as thin as cicada's wings.

Seemingly useless nonsense literature (Chapter II) 2 1. He will go to prison for ten years, and he can't get out for ten years.

22. What is better than studying for ten years? I studied for eleven years.

According to statistics, everyone has breathed air before life.

24. We will know tomorrow.

25. Who would have thought his height 180cm when he stood up?

26. Do you know? Your screen name is actually your screen name.

27. Every time I have a birthday, my age increases by one year.

28. You look like you are eating.

29. If I can understand, I won't.

30. Return a thousand Li to Jiangling in one day and 500 Li to Jiangling in half a day.

3 1. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

I was shocked when I first went to America. I have never seen so many Americans in a country.

33. You are really good-looking, especially your eyes. One * * * does not exceed two.

34. The video is quite short, but a little long.

35. Despicability is the first two words of a despicable person, and nobility is the first two words of a noble person.

36. I found it when I found it.

If I have a boyfriend, there is no need to add the word if in this sentence.

38. The greater the capacity, the greater the capacity.

Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

40. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

What Tik Tok said is equivalent to what he didn't say. Literary funny copy (commonly used 40 sentences)

What Tik Tok said is equivalent to what he didn't say. Literary funny copy (I) 1. I am calm except when I am not.

As long as you have some truth in this sentence, it is not unreasonable at all.

3. Excuses are good excuses, but they are excuses.

I have never broken the chain in this matter.

Listening to you is like listening to a sentence.

6. The study found that people who insist on eating one egg every morning eat one more egg every day than those who don't.

7. Lost a minute in the past 60 seconds.

8. The young man's face value is really good, his temperament is outstanding, and he is very charming, especially his eyes. There are not many, just two.

9. The crab was alive before it died.

10. Everything you say is reasonable, not unreasonable.

1 1. Look, the man in front, he seems to be alone.

12. Jump from 18. If there is no accident, there will be accidents.

13. I pretend to work for the boss, and the boss pretends to pay me.

14. When you finish reading this sentence, this sentence is over.

15. The day my mother gave birth to me happened to be my birthday.

16. If you can understand it, you won't understand it.

17. It was still alive before it died.

18. I was shocked when I first went to America. I have never seen so many Americans in a country.

19. Congratulations on being congratulated by me!

20. If what you say is right, it should be right.

What Tik Tok said is equal to what he didn't say. Literary funny copy (2)1. You can only win, don't you can't win.

22. Drinking a glass of milk before going to bed every day will cost a few dollars more than not drinking milk every day.

23. If you can see things, you are not blind.

24. I will let men listen to me in three sentences.

25. If you are alive, you are not dead.

26. People can't stretch when they can't.

27. Excuse me, can you give us half a minute? I haven't had a birthday since I was a child. Today is September 30th. Today is not my birthday. I just want to keep you for half a minute.

28. I'll just say a few words about this, as long as you understand. In short, this is the situation now. As for the details, everyone can see and have to say a few words. Maybe you don't understand it, but that's what it means. You don't have to guess if you don't know. This kind of thing is more common. I just want to say that I know everything. If I don't know, I won't explain much. After all, it's good to know.

29. One revolution of the earth is equal to seven days.

30. I woke up and found that I woke up.

3 1. I wonder if you have noticed that summer is much hotter than winter.

I was shocked when I first went to England. I have never seen so many British people in a country.

33. As long as you have some skills, you are not without them.

34. I hope the next time we meet is the next time.

35. Everything you say is reasonable, not unreasonable at all.

No one who is awake now should fall asleep.

According to statistics, everyone has breathed air before his life.

38. Running ten kilometers in the morning is equivalent to running ten kilometers.

39. If I don't talk, I just don't talk.

40. Don't eat breakfast on an empty stomach.

Couples who talk nonsense, funny and nonsense.

Couples who talk nonsense are funny nonsense literary sentences (the first one) 1. One minute on stage is 60 seconds on stage.

Tomorrow's weather can be known through tomorrow's weather forecast.

There is not a cloud in the cloudless sky of Wan Li.

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

6. Morning shock! Surveys show that people will only be born once.

Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

8. Why do you hate us lazy people? We obviously didn't do anything.

9. Because you want to read nonsense literature, I share nonsense literature, so you get nonsense literature.

10. Three sentences, let men listen to me three sentences.

1 1. Don't eat on an empty stomach, or you will be full.

12. Sure enough, all good-looking people are beautiful.

13. This is the case. It depends on the specific situation.

14. You smile as if you were laughing.

15. You wasted as much time as you read these words.

16. Young people, don't be too young.

17. In the spring of four years, Teng stayed in Baling County, and next year, it will be five years.

18. If I have a boyfriend, I don't need to add the word if in this sentence.

19. I'm just a little fat, otherwise I'm thin.

20. People who have no partners should still be single.

Couples who talk nonsense are all funny nonsense literary sentences (2)1. Listening to you is like listening to a sentence.

22. We will know tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.

23. Research shows that when your left face is hit, your right face will not be injured.

24. why hasn't my iPhone 13pro max arrived yet? Is it because I didn't buy it?

25. In fact, it is easy if you are not tired from work.

26. Put some black and white sesame seeds.

27. Every day is like every other day.

28. When you are too hungry, you must remember not to eat too much, or you will be full.

29. If you eat a rice while eating, you will find that there is a rice missing from the bowl.

As an experienced person, I have come.

3 1. If you jump from the tenth floor and nothing happens, you should have an accident.

32. You should be smart if you are not stupid.

33. I found myself heavy after eating it. So I'm full and weighed.

34. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

35. Luck is luck.

36. Do you know? People will not be hungry when they are dead.

37. Hello, everyone. My last name is Fan. Because I am always cold when I speak, everyone calls me, so I should pay attention when I speak.

38. According to statistics, all unmarried pregnant women in the world, a girl of 16 years old was only 12 years old four years ago, but no one lived to be 25 years old after 00. ......

39. If I guess right, I should guess right.

40. Do you know? You can't drink the freshly boiled water directly because it will burn your mouth.

What you said is equal to what you didn't say. Literature prize (60-sentence anthology)

What I said is equivalent to not saying it. Literature prize 1 1. The last time I saw such a video was the last time.

You must close your eyes when you sleep, or you won't be able to sleep.

It's fine when I'm not cooking.

There are two trees in front of the door, one is jujube, the other is jujube.

People who can say such things will definitely say such things.

6. Congratulations on being congratulated by me!

7. As we all know, cicadas have thin wings. How thin are they? As thin as cicada's wings.

8. Listening to your fart is just like listening.

9. After peeling the banana, you will find a peeled banana.

10. In fact, it can be pleasing when it is not annoying.

1 1. The young man's face value is really good, his temperament is outstanding, and he is very charming, especially his eyes, no more, just two.

12. Who would have thought that this 16-year-old girl was only a 12-year-old girl four years ago?

13. Every 60 seconds of breathing, 1 minute has passed.

14. I found myself very heavy after eating, so I weighed myself when I was full.

15. The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

16. Aside from the content, I quite agree.

17. The doctor touched my stomach and asked me if I felt anything here. I said I felt someone touching my stomach.

18. If you are willing to be my girlfriend, I will be your boyfriend.

19. If you are my sister, we are sisters. Every 60 seconds a person breathes, his life span will be shortened by one minute.

If you have some skills, you won't have no skills at all.

What I said is equivalent to what I didn't say. Literature prize ii 2 1. Advise everyone not to buy iPhone 13, which can save thousands of dollars and then use the saved thousands of dollars to buy iPhone 13, which is equivalent to picking up an iPhone 13 for nothing.

22. If there is no accident, it should be an accident.

23. If you eat a rice while eating, you will find that there is a rice missing from the bowl.

24. When you are looking for something, you may or may not find it.

25. For a threesome, there must be three.

26. This incident has made a big deal, and the whole world has gone crazy. It's really big, but it's not particularly big. If it is small, it is not particularly small. I think it's still quite big, not particularly big, but not small. Everyone thinks it's particularly big. I don't think it's that big, but when you say it's small, it's not small.

27. I have been back for half my life.

28. One revolution of the earth is equal to seven days.

29. A little progress won't mean no progress at all.

30. November will come after October.

3 1. It's a good job, but it's terrible.

32. When you hear this, you will hear this.

After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it again.

34. Very angry when you are extremely angry.

35. When you finished your dinner, you had already eaten in the evening.

36. If the cell phone is dead, you can't make a phone call.

37. If you don't succeed, you should fail.

38. Luck is luck.

39. It's not just nonsense. This is sheer nonsense.

40. Ten years is ambiguous, and five years is ambiguous.

What I said is equivalent to what I didn't say. Literature prize 3 4 1. If he is not ugly, he will look good.

42. If it is useful, it will not be useless.

43. Nonsense is not too nonsense, but a little nonsense.

44. Every minute a person breathes, he loses a minute of his life.

45. Do you know why you hate eating tomatoes? Because tomatoes smell like tomatoes.

46. Even if Lao Zi Wang comes, it is Lao Zi Wang.

47. This tomato smells like a tomato.

48. Excuse me, can you give us half a minute? I haven't had a birthday since I was a child. Today is September 30th. Today is not my birthday. I just want to keep you for half a minute.

49. The fewer words, the shorter the sentences.

50. Why do you hate us lazy people? We obviously didn't do anything.

5 1. I woke up and found that I woke up.

52. I will make a long story short, but it's a long story.

53. I pretend to work for my boss, who pretends to pay me.

If you cross the Himalayas, you have the ability to cross the Himalayas.

55. The crab was alive before it died.

56. The survey shows that a person will only be born once in his life.

57. It's pretty, but it's ugly, but it's also pretty. It's a pity that it looks ugly to me, but it's so beautiful that it doesn't reflect the feeling of ugliness, so it's a bit ugly on the whole. The fly in the ointment is a bit ugly, but it doesn't affect its appeal.

58. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

59. I am particularly angry when I am particularly angry at ordinary times.

60. Excuses are good excuses, but they are excuses.

Long sentences of nonsense literary quotations (40 highlights)

A big nonsense literary quotation 1. Reading is reading for nothing, and reading without reading is reading for nothing.

About tomorrow, we will know tomorrow.

When you have finished eating, you will have eaten in the evening.

The doctor touched my stomach and asked me if I felt anything here. I said I felt someone touching my stomach.

After peeling the banana, you will find a peeled banana.

6. Drinking a glass of milk before going to bed every day will cost a few dollars more than not drinking milk every day.

7. If he doesn't marry me, the bride will definitely not be me.

8. Who would have thought his height 180cm when he stood up?

9. Hello, everyone. My last name is Fan. Everyone calls me because I always speak coldly. Please pay attention when I speak.

10. This is the case. It depends on the specific situation.

1 1. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

12. This potato looks like a potato.

13. I should be good at playing games if I don't eat vegetables.

14. Cold knowledge: Every second you breathe, your life is reduced by one minute.

15. I don't know if you have noticed that winter is really much colder than summer.

16. Do you know? You can't drink the freshly boiled water directly because it will burn your mouth.

17. There are two trees in front of the door, one is jujube and the other is jujube.

18. You wasted as much time as you read these words.

19. The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

20. As the saying goes: As the saying goes.

Long sentences of nonsense literary quotations 2 2 1. Every day is like every other day.

We will know what will happen tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

23. The results of the hospital examination came out, and the doctor said that I would grow one year old every year.

24. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

If you have some skills, you won't have no skills at all.

26. Listening to your fart is just like listening.

27. You look like you are eating.

28. I find that girls who are good-looking are very beautiful.

29. why hasn't my iPhone 13pro max arrived yet? Is it because I didn't buy it?

As we all know, the audience must be familiar with it.

3 1. When people can't stretch out, they often can't stretch out.

32. Spring breeze is green in Jiang Nanan and green in Jiang Nanan.

33. I hope the next time we meet is the next time.

34. If he wants to go to prison for ten years, he can't get out for ten years.

35. Besides your shortcomings, you have advantages.

I don't know if I should say anything inappropriate, so I won't say it.

37. It's pretty, but it's a little ugly, but it's also pretty, but it's a pity that it's ugly in my opinion, but it's just so beautiful that it doesn't reflect the feeling of ugliness, so it's a little ugly as a whole. The fly in the ointment is a little ugly, but it doesn't affect its appeal.

38. Young people, don't be too young.

39. If I am a rich man, I must be very rich.

The day my mother gave birth to me happened to be my birthday.

Literary quotations that are meaningless and humorous.

Those humorous nonsense literary quotations (I) 1. If you are my girlfriend, then I am your boyfriend.

As long as you have some skills, you shouldn't have no skills at all.

3. Good-looking girls are all beautiful.

4. This incident has made a big noise, and the whole world is crazy. It's really big, but it's not particularly big. If it is small, it is not particularly small. I think it's still quite big, not particularly big, but not small. Everyone thinks it's particularly big. I don't think it's that big, but when you say it's small, it's not small.

You can't say that if you say so.

6. As the saying goes: As the saying goes.

7. I quite agree with your speech, no matter what the content is.

I was shocked when I first went to England. I have never seen so many British people in a country.

9. As soon as my front foot left, my back foot followed.

10. I'll say a few words about this briefly, as long as you understand. In short, this is the situation now. As for the details, everyone can see and have to say a few words. Maybe you don't understand it, but that's what it means. Don't guess what you don't know. This kind of thing has happened many times. I just want to say that I know everything and I don't explain what I don't know.

1 1. A truth: The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

12. Unsuccessful! That's a failure!

13. One revolution of the earth is equal to seven days.

14. You see how beautiful this girl is, especially those eyes, which are exactly two.

15. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.

16. If you are willing to spend more time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent more time.

17. Lost a minute in the past 60 seconds.

18. If I don't talk, I just don't talk.

19. If you are a little useful, you are not useless at all.

20. Persuading everyone not to buy iPhone 13 will save thousands of dollars, and then taking the saved thousands of dollars to buy iPhone 13 is equivalent to picking up an iPhone 13 for nothing.

Those humorous nonsense literary quotations (II) 2 1. You put them with me.

22. why hasn't my iPhone 13pro max arrived yet? Is it because I didn't buy it?

Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

I was awake before I fell asleep.

25. If I guess right, I should guess right.

26. I remember, but I don't remember.

27. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

28. One minute on stage, sixty seconds off stage.

According to statistics, all those born out of wedlock are women.

The last time I saw such a video was the last time.

3 1. If you are not ugly, you should look beautiful.

32. I have a good job, but it's a bit bad.

The last time I saw your mobile phone was the last time.

34. Every 60 seconds in life is wasted, life passes 1 minute.

35. When you finished your dinner, you had already eaten in the evening.

36. Spring breeze is green in Jiang Nanan and green in Jiang Nanan.

Tell me your gender and let me guess whether you are a man or a woman.

38. Is the deceased injured?

39. I just want to say two words, one is a word and the other is a word.

40. When people can't stretch out, they often can't.