Meizu weather 50.2.3

1 a girl in senior three said ~ ~ I walked more than you ate salt. ~2 The fish at home died and floated to the surface. I shouted:&; Uot, dad's floating up! ! ! & uo Last weekend, at the gate of Hualian, someone who looked like a student asked me to donate money for love. My classmate happened to have only RMB notes in his pocket and no change at all, so he blurted out-"I'm really sorry, I really don't have any love!" " "(I meant to say that the change was gone. ) 4 primary school students went to the army to express their condolences. The clerk read a letter from "Dear Leaders". I probably saw a person under the stage, so my brain was hot and I said, "Dear martyrs! "One of my classmates and I were discussing the Three Kingdoms! I asked the military commanders in the Three Kingdoms who he liked best. He stood up and said, "Haven't you heard that Red Rabbit is in the middle and Lu Bu is in the middle? "On the way home, I saw a little turtle stall with a small sign standing next to it to attract business. Just listen to the students seriously reading to the small blackboard: "Ba-Xi-Xiao-Cai-Dian!" "Oh, my God ... it's obviously a Brazilian tortoise. When I was in college, my classmates went to Sichuan restaurant together and asked for a pig's head when ordering. After talking for a long time, the waitress couldn't understand. A classmate smiled and pointed to his head and said to the waitress, "Here! Pig head meat! " Miss: "Oh … I see!" " "From then on, this gentleman is a' pig head'. In junior high school, once, before the exam was over, the teacher said, please put the table on the table and you can go out. I laughed wildly, and it took the teacher and other students a long time to react. 9 Once I went shopping with my friends and chatted while walking. I was so excited that I stepped on an aunt and wanted to say, "I'm sorry! "Excuse me!" The result is "thank you! Thank you! " Then we walked away while chatting ... 10 Sisters in our dormitory often make these mistakes, because we study Chinese, so we all say four words. Her most classic is&; Uot& was cheated from the building & uot and&UOT&; Uot 1 1 When I was in high school, our class teacher said, "Some students are afraid to take a ruler in the math exam. If someone asks you to draw a diagonal line for a triangle, I'll see what you do! " Diagonal line of triangle? ! ! 12 went to Hengshan to play in college. I was halfway up the mountain. When I am tired, I want to have a rest. Seeing Obasan with souvenirs on the roadside, I went up and asked: Mrs. uot ..&; Uot plus one arrived at 13: I went to work early in the morning, and several employees of the unit entered the elevator with the boss. One of the directors looked at the boss's tired face and said, Come on, boss, it's too hard for you to fly to Wan Li like this every day! As a result, the public building laughed all day. 14 I used to have peas on my face, which was medically called acne. I want to have a look, and I said to him with the hanging list, "Look at it for me, I have hemorrhoids on my face!" " ! "At that time, my mouth and eyes were crooked, and my mouth was open for a long time, unable to speak. Everyone who saw the doctor next to him fell down! 15 when the plane landed. I heard the stewardess say this in a very gentle tone: "The toilet is descending, please don't get on the plane! ""(It should be: "The plane is descending, please don't go to the toilet") 15 The last item of the primary school class meeting is the chorus "We are nationalists ..." The teacher asked the monitor to start. The monitor cleared his throat and suddenly said, "We are human beings". The whole class laughed so hard that they couldn't even hear the bell. . . 16 school uniforms are required in high schools. We boys sometimes only wear school uniforms. Once, our classmates didn't wear school uniforms neatly, and the class teacher was furious: uot, people without pants, stand up! & uot17 I remember playing by the river (by the Yangtze River) in junior high school. Suddenly, a water snake swam to the shore and his face changed greatly. He threw out a sentence: a good snake grows ~ ~! ! 18 let's play with the old chicken and catch the baby. 19 When I was in high school, the head teacher taught geography. Once in class, I talked about the minerals in China. Speaking of coal pipes, our teacher said "China's vas deferens …" and sat up straight with all the "brushes" crawling on the table for 20 times. Once I went to eat in jiaozi, the boss said there were five dollars and six dollars. The boss's cold face turned red at once. Actually, I want to ask how much is 6 yuan? 2 1 My friend's high school math teacher talked about rectangular coordinate system in class. The students asked: Why do you want to establish rectangular coordinate system like this? Teacher: I'm so cheap. I just want to be so cheap. When I was in Class B on the 22nd of my freshman year, a classmate didn't have B software installed on his computer. She suddenly raised her hand and shouted, teacher, I can't open it. I have a classmate who is a twin. He is my brother, and then another stupid classmate actually asks him:&; Uot Is your brother older or younger than you? & uot ... A few students on the side suddenly froze, followed by a burst of laughter ... On the 24th, when I was in high school, the school asked girls to wear school uniforms to participate in activities on the first day. The next day, the weather was bad, and all the girls brought school uniforms. Some boys feel cold and put on girls' school uniforms, wearing nothing. The math teacher looked at it and said: uot boys took off all the girls' clothes &; Uot class was speechless and then burst into laughter 10 minutes. Last time I had dinner with friends, I ordered five dishes, one cold and four hot. After waiting for a long time, my friend asked, "How many dishes did we order?" "I blurted out," four cold and one cold ",and there is an elevator in the air conditioner! During the physical examination of the college entrance examination, a classmate was highly nearsighted, so he memorized the examination paper filled with E and still failed. We asked him what happened, and he said, I can't see clearly where the baton is. . Faint on the spot. I squatted down last time and went back to the dormitory. As soon as I stepped into the dormitory door, I heard my classmates say:&; Uot I really tasted death (shit). Uot (what movie was he watching) I immediately replied:&; Uot, you didn't tell me earlier. I just washed it. &; Uot Our dormitory boss once said: Take medicine and take needles. Once in an Internet cafe, when he died in CS, he suddenly shouted that MD picked a bullet without a gun and was laughed to death by the people in the Internet cafe. 3 1 Once, a buddy went to eat Chinese buns and said to the boss:&; Boss uot, give me two pieces of meat &; The little girl beside uot blushed and dared not laugh. Another time, a friend asked me what I had for lunch. I said the rice noodles I ate, and he asked how much it was. I said there are big bowls and small bowls. After introducing the prices respectively, buddy & came this sentence:&; Uot: Is the big bowl or the small bowl big&; Uot actually accompanied the puzzled 33 junior high school, the head teacher giant bt. Each of us is required to take plastic to pack our garbage. One day at noon, the class teacher came back to see the classroom was dirty, stood on the podium and said loudly, take out all your thunder! ! ! ! (in a vicious tone) The whole class was extremely cold ~ ~ ~ and it was silent. . . . . . . . A high school math teacher once said: "Although this solution is not rigorous, it is not a bad thing if everyone will use this method during the exam. "When I was in junior high school, it was very hot every summer. Some boys sat in the last row of the classroom with bare arms. As a result, the chemistry teacher came into the room and said, "You boys and girls are not allowed to go shirtless for me!" The whole class burst into laughter. Once on a double-decker bus in summer, the flight attendant pulled Mike and shouted, "Don't squeeze the door in hot weather!" " "I didn't think it was right after I said it, so I changed my mouth and shouted," Don't crowd at the door on a hot day! " "In high school, A and B blindfolded B and asked, Guess who I am? B said: I guessed right ~! ! A said again: Ah, you guessed it right. So I took my hand away and walked away. I ate it in the school cafeteria. I made a dish of cucumber. I found that the cucumber was stale and a little yellow, so I said,&uot Why is the cucumber yellow? & uot said loudly:&; Uot, is the cucumber still green? ! ! & uot; I have nothing to say. 139 I remember that drinking fountains were just popular in high schools. The school decided to equip each class with one to establish its reputation. That day, the head teacher (male) hurried into the class and said happily, "Boys and girls, the water dispenser in our class has arrived." The classmate asked, "What brand?" The teacher replied: "Anerle". At that time, we were cold. Later, we learned that the water dispenser is an "angel". I remember once telling my colleagues in the office that some people are like farmers, rustic, simple and lovely. Everyone said yes, like a farmer, and suddenly it rang. The colleague who answered actually said, hello, farmer! ~4 1 One day I was watching Funeral in my dormitory, and my classmates asked, "What books are you so obsessed with?" "I rushed to watch Stalin's Funeral, which made me laugh. Before I finished laughing, he said, "Hey, the author is Radar (Huo Da). At that time, we were just studying radar collision avoidance class, and I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt. When I was a child, I wrote: Our uncle bought our lives with blood. As a result, when I got up to read aloud, I read that "my uncle bought our life with fresh fish ... 43 A student read" Wang Erxiao led the enemy into the ambush of the Eighth Route Army "as" Wang Erxiao led the Eighth Route Army into the ambush of the enemy "... 44 My mother has cervical spondylosis and puts medicine on her neck every day. One day I asked her, "Did you kill yourself with drugs?" My mother stared at me doubtfully and said, "I'm not going to commit suicide yet!" " "The last time I went out with my friends, I happened to see McDull (pink pig) in the lottery of the unit activity the day before yesterday in front of a window on the road. I said to my friend on the bus, "Look, I am the big pink pig." Actually, I want to say that it was the pig I took yesterday. I was so excited that everyone in the car looked at me! I remember when I was at school, there was a sports meeting, and no one in our class signed up. Our Sports Commission (boys) was in a hurry and announced in class with the registration form: I tell you, girls will "compulsory registration" (compulsory registration) if they don't register. The girl is angry. Once my mother's classmate came to my house for dinner, and after eating a bowl, my mother wanted to add another bowl to her. She said, don't give it to me, I don't have enough ... 48 Once, I called my classmate and the other party picked it up and shouted. I suddenly forgot who I was calling. Well, I froze for a long time and said, who are you? Friends get together and chat that someone is sad. "Tears turn red and eyes fall out." No one responded, and then I went home and smiled. Once watching "Good Morning" on Shanghai TV, the host in Shanghai blurted out: Don't come back in the future. _ It seems so annoying that even the host can't stand it. 5 1 A new shop assistant is reciting something. An old lady bought a bottle of soy sauce. The clerk said, "I'll charge you xx yuan and give you xx yuan. Do you need a straw? " The old lady suddenly fainted ... at the age of 52, she was still illiterate. I read "Magic Chicken (Machine) Fried Garlic (Calculation)" 53 at the same table. I want one, too. When I was in primary school, the teacher asked a boy to recite poems. As a result, he was in a hurry, chanting "Zhumen stinks of wine and meat, and there are frozen dogs (bones) on the road." The whole class laughed wildly. Another time, I slept at night in winter. Probably because the temperature of the electric blanket is too high, I said to my classmates, hey, you set the electric blanket to the fresh-keeping position. When I was playing in America the other day, my classmates and I were going back to school. His mother said, the train is too slow. You two should take the train. We fainted on the spot. 1956 At the beginning of this year, our group went to visit relatives in other places. We took Avik's car. When we came back, we stopped at the side of the road for a while before getting on the expressway. A few people thought it was a long-distance bus, so they leaned over and asked. A man sitting by the window shouted, This is not a rickshaw, this is not a rickshaw! Sweat 57 to "pulse" to drink, "boss, a bottle of" artery ""58 hours later, I sang: I ran away with my tail between my legs. The whole country United and I sang, and the whole country fled with its tail between its legs. On that day, as soon as I entered the office, this plmm shouted at me: "Xiao Wang, have you read the newspaper?" Let me see today's special issue. " I fainted on the spot. Even if everyone talks about "Zi Zi" all day, you can't read "Architecture Special Issue" as "Things Special Issue"! When I was in English class in high school, my teacher asked me to translate an English sentence: an arrow whizzed past my ear. I confused "arrow" with "sparrow", so it translated as: a sparrow whizzed past my ear. So the whole class laughed and didn't have a good class. 6 1 When I was in the third grade, there was a chemistry teacher who was very beautiful. One day, she went to oxygen drainage. She said airway and fart tube, and the whole class laughed Temporary Chinese teacher: Speak Chinese multiple-choice questions: Students, why not choose A? Yes, because A is wrong; Why not choose B, yes, because B is wrong; Why not choose C? Yes, because C is wrong. So this question should be chosen? The students shouted d in unison. Yes, let's move on to the next question. My roommate asked me to drink sesame sauce and said, "What about black sesame sauce?" My roommate (my surname is Xu) looked for her mask all night. Finally, when we discussed going to Peking University to eat chicken wings, another roommate shouted, "I'm going to Peking University to eat a mask." Go to eat shabu-shabu with your roommate and walk to the door of the store. Roommate looked at the name of the store and said, "Brush it?" (The name of the store is Shuan Shuan) 66 Bing Xin's small orange lamp contains an orange petal, and the students read "a gourd ladle of orange petals". When the criminal law teacher told the case, he said, "At that time, blood flowed from the first floor to the second floor, which was a river of blood ..." 68 or the case class of the criminal law teacher said, "That man wow Kaka 70 asked the teacher for leave for the last time, and I said," Teacher, I want to invite you. "Tianyu staff: Chunchun, I will be interviewed by a newspaper tomorrow. People want to film the real you. Don't wear makeup, just dress up neatly. Chunchun: Oh, great. The next day. I saw Chunchun wearing a brand-new pure white Nike T-shirt. There is also a pair of converse sneakers, which my wife just gave her. They are also pure white and have never been worn at all. Besides, there is really no makeup at all. The little guy asked the staff seriously, "Is this clean enough? "Staff:. . . . That's enough. That's enough. It's really clean 1. The only difference between Superman and me is that I put clothes on it. I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person. 3. I am in the Jianghu, but there is no legend about me in the Jianghu ... 4. Take other people's road and leave others no choice. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually streaked 19 years too many chefs! 6. I would rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths! 7. Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible. 8. The one riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; Not necessarily an angel with wings-mother said it was a bird man. 9. Time is the same, and there is still room for squeezing. 10. Two tigers are not allowed in one mountain unless there is a male and a female. 1 1. Don't treat animals that still die after bleeding for a week lightly ... 12. I, a college student's life goal: peasant woman, mountain spring, a little field. 13. Remember, women must eat well, play well, sleep well and drink well. Once exhausted, other women spend our money, live with us, sleep with our husbands, pick up our boyfriends and beat our babies. 14. In spring, I buried myself in the land at the entrance of the village. In autumn, I got many handsome guys. Then I changed the name of the village to "handsome boy village", and I became the village head as I wished. 15. One day, I dreamed that I spent all my money. When I woke up, my pocket was really empty ... 16. I made great success in losing weight. Look, my three chins are sharp! 17. The problem with chocolate is that if you eat it, it's gone. 18. Don't wait until everyone says you're ugly before you realize that you're really ugly. 19. If my friends can and each is worth five dollars, I can also make a small fortune. 20. A big belly is not terrible. The terrible thing is that it is unexpectedly big. 2 1. The biggest advantage of blind date is that if there are problems in marriage in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker. 22. Women show their generosity first, but men dare not be stingy. 23. Life is in bed, you die in bed, you want to live and die, and you are also in bed. 24. Wizard, please tell the princess that I'm still on my way, and there are snow-capped mountains, rivers, dragons and beautiful women ... tell her to go back to sleep! My lover is a stunning beauty, and one day she will marry me on a fire-breathing dinosaur. However, at the end of the story, I only saw her mount, but I didn't see its owner. 26. If you don't peel the bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible in the world. 27. inaction and inaction, inaction and inaction. (Dai Jianwei) 28. The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to have food in one place, but to have food everywhere all your life. (Samui) 29. Sao belongs to Sao, and Sao has Sao Zhen; Cheap means cheap, and cheap has cheap dignity. 30. If eating more fish can make people smart, then I must have eaten at least one pair of whales ... 3 1. The success in life lies not in getting a good deck of cards, but in how to play bad cards well. Appeared at the age of 32.0, and 10 is improving every day. 20-year-old dream, 30-year-old effort. At the age of 40, it is basically oriented, and at the age of 50, it is full of popularity. Playing mahjong at the age of 60 and wandering around at the age of 70. 80-year-old lesbians are very common, and 90-year-old lesbians are hanging on the wall! When you were born, you cried and everyone laughed. When you left, you smiled and everyone cried. 34. Stand higher and pee farther. 35. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it. 36. After several decades, we will meet again and send them to the crematorium. All of them will be burned to ashes, one for you and one for me, and all of them will be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer. No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit. 38. You can't have a cake and a bra at the same time. 39. An expert looks at the door, while a layman looks at the sidewalk. 40. There are no roadside wildflowers, step on them! 4 1. I met a MM signature: I can't play chess and draw, and I am tired of washing and cooking. 42. I met a GG signature: Give me a girl and I can create a nation. 43. I met an old Shaanxi personality signature: ugly girls make more trouble, and black buns cook more. 44. I met our teacher's signature: I tell you, the teacher is very angry now, and the consequences are very serious (after his nth blind date failed). 45. I met a writer's signature: it may look like it, but it may not be. 46. I met a lover's signature: I don't have to count what I say, I like it every day. 47. When I met the sleeping king in my class, I signed his personality: three full in the morning, three full in the middle and six full after dinner. 48. 12 log off at midnight on time! Otherwise, the princess will become Cinderella again. 49. Hello, is that right? Yes, mine is broken. Can you send China Tietong for repair? 50. I am an academician of the Institute of Advanced Diving, China Academy of Sciences, a Nobel Prize winner and an Oscar winner for Lifetime Invisibility ... 5 1. We hope to fly in heaven, two birds have a wing, and we hope to become a pig in the same circle! Don't worry, I lost my appetite when I saw you, so what's there to talk about? 53. Although sleeping naked, plug and play ... 54. Split up-do you want a piece of the action? 55. God said, "Let there be light." I said, "No! "So we spent the night. 56. I pinned Konka's TV remote control on my waistband and pretended to have a new Nokia. 57. If the morning comes later, I think I will like it. I can't give you happiness, but I can comfort you! 59. Life is interesting, because life always fucking plays with me. 60. The Buddha said, "Looking back on past lives only brings a passer-by in this life. "I would rather pass the world once in my life and take a look again. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them. 62. I am an actor. I turn my eyes when I see beautiful MM. Angels fly because they look down on themselves … I want to fall in love early, but it's too late … 65. Oh, my God! My clothes have lost weight again. 66. I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you. 67. Don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok? (recommended by Aini) 68. You can go as far as you want! 69. Rogues are not terrible, but afraid of being educated. Please respect yourself, my little girl is not a lonely artist. 7 1. You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human! 72. A man's lies can lie to a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can lie to a man for a lifetime! 73. If you can't dress your woman in a wedding dress, don't stop you from unbuttoning her clothes! 74. Take the road of NB and let SB say it! 75. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge! 76. Zi said in Sichuan, "How nice it is to have a boat! "77. Driving is not difficult, but there are new people! 78. I want a small MM with irrigation; I irrigate the head of the Yangtze River and you irrigate the tail of the Yangtze River. 79. Love at first sight, then decline, and finally run out. 80. A person is not alone, but when he misses someone. 8 1. Healthy and simple. Live, relax. Life is not easy. 82. If I can see my back, I think I must be very sad, because I left all my happiness ahead. 2. Many things will have various tastes when cooked. What about cooking? #; Always very particular. But on the contrary, some things; It smells better if it's chilled. What is this? Electricity. Because the refrigerator->; Electricity-ice-(incense) 3. Cars can fly. Please guess a drink. Coffee because (car)-(fly) 4. We say that a bear without a tail is called a koala, so what is a bear without a penis called? The answer is the female bear, because the female bear has no penis. 5. Once upon a time, there was a steamed bread ~ ate a meatball ~ turned into steamed bread ~6. Once upon a time, there was a rare steak and a rare steak in the street. Why don't they say hello? Because: they don't know each other. One day, a bird flew from Kaohsiung to Taipei 1 hour. But it took 2 hours to get back! Why? Because it is raining! So cover the rain with one hand and let it fly with the other. 8. What chicken runs fast in the world? What chicken is slow? A: KFC (fast) Nicole Kidman (slow) 9. On the plane, a stewardess asked a little girl,&uot, why can't the plane fly so high and hit the stars? & uot The little girl replied:&; Uot I know, because the stars will' flash'! & uot10. Excuse me: Who gave you the water? Answer: Aha ~ ~ Reason: "Aha, give me a cup of forgetful water ~ ~"11. What animal is the easiest to stick to the wall? A: Haibao 12. Who will help you eat when you are full? Answer: Longfei, because Longfei plus 13. Stars, the moon and the sun. Which one is mute? Stars, because there is a saying in Lu, "The stars in the sky don't talk 14. What's the name of this pencil? Xiao, because: sharpen (Xiao) the pencil 15. Which anime character is always in the dark? Tinker bell (robot cat) is playing mahjong in the house because she can't see her five fingers. Why do you need five people when you come? Four people in the room are playing mahjong. Why did you bring five people when you came? Because the person they hit was called Mahjong 17. Xiao Ming: "Do you know the name of boxing champion Ali's father?" Ruobing: "I don't know." Xiao Ming: "Idiot! Alibaba, of course. " Ming: "Do you know what mosquitoes don't bite?" Ruobing: "I don't know." Xiaoming: "Jelly, jelly pudding, of course!" " Ha ha! "19.4. (raw) mother's name is peanut! What's mother's name? -Wonderful pen makes flowers, because (wonderful pen makes flowers) 20. I'll tell you a touching story and get out! (The story of arresting people is 2 1. There is a family ... the whole family is lazy. My father asked my mother to do housework. If my mother doesn't want to do it, she will let her sister do it. But if my sister doesn't want to do it, she will let her puppy do it. One day, a guest came home and was surprised to find that the puppy was doing housework ... and then asked the puppy, "puppy ... can you do housework?" " ! The dog said, "I can't help it ... if they don't do it, they will let me do it." The guest was even more surprised: "You can talk! ! ! ! Dog: Shh! Keep your voice down, or they will ask me to answer it when they know I can talk! ! 22. Why do foxes often wrestle! ! Because foxes are cunning (their feet are slippery). 23. A psychology professor said to the meeting host, "If you want to calm the women attending the meeting at once, ask them a question:' Ladies, who is the oldest?' The meeting soon became silent. 24. Woman: "It is better for me to marry the devil than to marry you." Man: "that's impossible, because consanguineous marriage is forbidden." "25. Lele went to the zoo to feed the monkeys one day ... and threw peanuts at them ... but one monkey always stuffed peanuts first ... and then took them out ... Lele felt sick and ran to ask the director ... why did the monkey behave so strangely? ... the director explained: because someone threw him a big peach last year ... as a result, the seeds of that big peach could not be discharged smoothly ... Princess: "Broken throat!" " "Nobody:" Princess! I'm coming to save you! "devil:" damn it. " Ghost: "Who found me?" Who: "What's it to me?" The devil is dead! ! 27. Once upon a time, there was a white cat and a black cat. One day, the white cat fell into the water and the black cat saved it. The white cat said to the black cat, "What is this sentence?" &; Uot meow uot33. Which word has "CoCo Lee"? The moon represents my heart (CoCo Lee, how much I love you. ) 34. What color can best imitate? -Red (ground) imitation 35. Jasmine, sunflower and rose, which flower is the weakest? Jasmine, because: what a beautiful (powerless) jasmine. 36. Which is dumb, the star, the moon or the sun? Stars, because there is a saying in Lu that "the stars in the sky don't talk" 37. What will Kirin become when it flies to the North Pole? Ice cream (iced unicorn) 38. What kind of flower has no children? Mayflower, because Mayflower toilet paper (unborn) 39 A mother gave birth to conjoined twins. Her sister's name is Mary, so what's her sister's name? A: Monroe's reason: Marilyn Monroe 40. Xiaoming: Have you ever seen a tortoise shake its head? Kangkang shakes his head) No Xiaoming: Have you ever heard the story that fools say yes, but they say no, and mentally retarded people don't talk? Kangkang: .41. Pig: "Chicken, why don't you take a bath?" It stinks worse than me. "Chicken:" Mom won't let me wash it. "Pig:" Why? "Chicken:" Mom said it was dirty to rub yourself back and forth in the shower. "42. One day, three little pigs built three huts to avoid being chased by wolves. Wolves easily destroyed straw houses, wooden houses and brick houses. Three little pigs ran as fast as they could, but the wolf caught up with them. The three little pigs said in despair, watch. We gave up. Whatever. At this moment, the wolf grinned and drooled and said, Then tell me where Little Red Riding Hood is. 43. What do African cannibal leaders eat? A: people! One day, the chief fell ill and was told to be a vegetarian. What did he eat? A: Eat vegetables! ~~44. Xiaohei, Xiaobai, Xiaohuang and Xiaohong are flying. Who will get sick? The answer is: Xiao Bai because: Little white rabbit (vomit) 45. What letter is the saddest ~! Answer; F because FB (sad) I (ai) 46. Wolves, tigers and lions who play games will be eliminated-wolves, Momotaro (eliminated wolves) 47. Why does silkworm baby have money? Because .. Silkworms can cocoon (thrifty) 48.4. (Female guests finish dancing) Brother Xian: You really just sit on the bench and dance in an orderly way ... 49. 13. Brother Xian: Don't look at Kangkang, but you are actually a hybrid. He comes from another planet ... 50.2 China, Japan and the United States, which country has the largest army? A: There is a Japanese star named Ayumi Hamasaki (soldiers in step) ~~~5 1. The sheep is called the eagle, and the eagle goes on to say that feeding the yang is against the yin (the sheep calls the eagle to feed 52). There are ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheepfold and one squatting in the pigsty (one sheep squatted wrong 53 ... celery suddenly felt a stomachache while walking, and then he ". ! ! What color is celery (vegetable) dung? Answer: yellow because: Qin Shihuang (celery dung yellow) 54. (2) Which Chinese character is the coolest? A: thong (cool). 55. Once upon a time, there was a eunuch named ................................................................................................................................................................. who had no Amitabha in the south. Why did the frog lose to the dog in the swimming competition? Frog fouled by breaststroke. Mother mouse suspected that her husband was having an affair, so she followed her husband to the grass. Then a hedgehog came out. The mother mouse grabbed the hedgehog: you damn fool, you said you didn't have an affair. Who are you trying to seduce by rubbing so much mousse? 63. On MSN, I wanted to ask my junior if she had a CD. As a result, I just typed in "My junior has a C" and accidentally pressed Enter to send it out. Junior: "You hate it, but I seem to be more than that?" I was sweating like a pig, so I quickly added the second half sentence: "... D?" Junior: "Well, almost, hehe!" : p "I am dizzy! ! ! Yin-make a university name Tongji! ! My brother doesn't like his mother's cooking very much, but he likes instant noodles. His mother scolded him, "Don't you go out for lunch? "Eating instant noodles is not nutritious! ! "My brother talked back and said," I just like eating, so what! " "