Humor in Chatting with Girls

Chatting with girls is humorous, and humor is popular everywhere. Humorous words can enliven the atmosphere and instantly solve the embarrassing atmosphere. Chatting with girls on humorous topics can not only win a good impression, but also shorten the distance. Please see the humorous topic of chasing girls that I have compiled below.

Humor about chatting with girls 1. First, the irony is true, the truth is not crooked, and you can't laugh.

First of all, understand one thing. Humor means more than fun. If a person can only be funny, there is not much culture and connotation in his heart. Then he is also a diaosi who can only tell jokes. Humor requires skill, and learning how to have a humorous conversation with girls is the basic skill for us to become a humorous person.

Many brothers don't chat with their sisters, and they don't know how to attract girls first by chatting. Instead, I will take my sister out as soon as I come up. At this time, it will basically be deleted. If you are lucky enough not to be deleted, she still chats with you enthusiastically. Then you should pay attention. It is very likely that she is a girl with a red envelope, and she has to pave the way to pick up girls first. She has to stir up the girl's mood and look out of her window before she can send an invitation. Brothers who don't understand suggest taking a look-manipulative.

There is an e-book of this book online, which talks a lot about picking up girls and dry goods, especially the chat method is super practical. You can win a girl by chatting and invite her directly. That's how I changed. There are many girls around now, and the invitations are basically the same every day.

Second, reject straight male cancer and save the country by curve.

In the second aspect, the world of straight men is often black and white. They are good at telling each other's mistakes directly with their own moral judgments. But this is a very irrational behavior in love. If you don't agree with a girl's remarks in some way, promise me that you won't expose her directly for the sake of your relations, ok?

At this time, we might as well pretend to agree with her. After the girls say a word, the boys can skillfully use Socrates' argument method, first agree with each other's point of view, then extreme the examples cited by each other, and then put on a serious expression. At this time, we returned to the logic that we could not laugh before. Girls can find out the logical mistakes in their previous remarks at once. And you didn't expose her directly. In the eyes of girls, you solved the embarrassment in a humorous way. Isn't such a person cute?

Third, the interesting things in life

Finally, look for humorous topics in chatting with girls. We all know a humorous person. First of all, he should be a person who cares about life. Need to be able to find interesting things from trivial things in life, and then summarize the topics that can be discussed for girls. On the one hand, it takes a long time to accumulate experience. We can read more books about humor. Cultivate our interest in life.

Humor about chatting with girls II. An optimistic attitude

The first element of humor is to be satisfied with your life. If a person is not satisfied with his life, then he will never be humorous.

With a positive attitude towards life, you have a basis for humor.

Second, accumulate good paragraphs.

Read more jokes, humorous books and movies, TV series, variety shows, etc. Such as Encyclopedia of Anecdotes, Stephen Chow Movies, Wong Tze Wah and the Post-80s Generation, and tonight's runaway. Reading these things can enhance your sense of humor.

There are also popular words on the Internet, such as "Don't give me 100 yuan", "Blame me" and "Blue Thin Mushroom".

Accumulate and summarize the paragraphs that suit you, and then put them into your own life. You can imitate them at first, and then you can have your own thinking.

Third, don't be stingy with your expression.

Many times, what you say is not as effective as your expression. You can imitate the expression on QQ appropriately, which can make people feel that you are not dull and interesting.

Use more expressions such as rolling your eyes, contempt, grinning and humming. Many times these expressions are funnier than you said.

Skill article

First, reverse thinking.

Unconventional reverse thinking can bring amazing results.

Example 1:

Sister said: "Hello" The regular reply is hello, but the unconventional reply is "I'm not good" or "Don't be so formal, make it look like a blind date."

Example 2:

Sister said, "Have you eaten?" The conventional answer is to eat or not to eat, and the unconventional answer is: "I said you wouldn't invite me if I didn't eat" or "I said you would invite me to eat if I ate?"

Second, unexpected thinking.

Inconsistency gives people an unexpected reversal, but it is reasonable.

Example 1:

When you go to fry noodles, tell your boss, "Boss, I don't like spicy food very much. Don't put too much pepper, just put about two pounds. "

Example 2:

Say to your sister, "Your eyes are beautiful, especially those charming dark circles."

Third, play dumb.

Obviously know what the other person wants to know, but pretending to be crazy can also make people laugh.

Example 1:

"Where are you?" My sister asked you about your geographical location, and you said, "Go to the toilet."

Example 2:

"How old are you?" My sister asked your age, and you said, "16cm."

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Fourth, misinterpret thinking.

Deliberately pretend to misunderstand each other's meaning and make them laugh helplessly.

Example 1:

Sister said, "Cut!" You deliberately misinterpreted: "You want to cut me! Fear. "

Example 2:

My sister said, "I'm going to bed." You deliberately misinterpreted: "You want to sleep with me so soon! I think it's better to have a meal and watch a movie first. "

Five, exaggerated thinking

Maximize things with the biggest contrast and make people laugh.

Example 1:

Say "your skin is so slippery" to your sister and put your hand on her shoulder and pretend to slip her fingers instantly.

Example 2:

When a sister says that she wants to go to the toilet, you can say, "Are you allowed to go to the toilet in the State Council?"

Example 3:

Sister luggage case accidentally bumped into you. You can say, "Do you have a driver's license?"