Gui Wang and Anna's classic lines are calm in the face of chaos.

Marriage is a bowl of beef noodles. A few pieces of beef floating on it are just to make my face swallow.

This time, I saw my daughter-in-law tear her face first and simply pulled down her disguise. She sat on the ground, beating her chest and crying for land. In Anna's view, crying is like singing opera, with the original flavor of Henan Bangzi, which makes Anna suddenly realize that Guiwang also has artistic inheritance. The specific singing method is as follows: "My dead old man, when you committed iniquity, you had an enemy. The enemy grew up and his wings hardened. When he has a daughter-in-law, he will forget his mother. I raised him with a handful of shit and urine. I'm hungry and need food to send him abroad. I didn't spend a penny of the money he earned. I'm here to help, and I don't want to be scolded by goblins. I'm not alive ... "This is a very complete narrative poem, and both Gui Wang and Anna were stunned at that time.

3. Children are as sensitive to their parents' emotional changes as rheumatic patients are to weather changes. It is easy for us to read from our parents' expressions whether we can have toys today. This is the experience accumulated by years of bargaining. Therefore, children's sense of words and deeds is first learned from their parents.

4. The definition of petty bourgeoisie is that it thinks it is elegant and is not surprised by chaos.

5, women's wrinkles are laugh lines, the more you laugh, the deeper the lines. Yours is not deep enough, because you laugh less. Be happy every day and become an old lady early.

6. Why do people need presbyopia? Is to make the world more and more blurred, more and more impressionist and more beautiful. One's life is spent in clarity and ambiguity. When they were young, their eyes were blurred and clear. When I am old, my eyes are blurred and my heart is clear. It can also be regarded as reducing pain!

7. Women talk mostly to themselves; If you listen attentively, you will be insane, and in the end you will be as worried as they are.

8. Wang Gui has at least learned something: 1. Cancer is not so easy to get; 2。 The more knowledge a woman has, the more reactionary she is; 3。 You can have both knowledge and ignorance, and you are afraid of a little knowledge; 4。 When a man listens to a woman, half his time is wasted. If he responds, all his time is wasted.

9. Men are for living, not for decoration.

10, southeast and northwest are abstract words in women's minds, juxtaposed with stream of consciousness, postmodernism and nanotechnology.

1 1. If you have a boyfriend, don't ask him to meet you there. That's the root of the quarrel. Just ask him to pick you up at home.

12, marriage is actually a kind of shackles, willing or unwilling, once put on, it will voluntarily disarm and give up freedom because of existing commitments. Even the last private zone of dreams is watched by invisible fences.

13, time is like a river, it can only run forward and cannot turn back. People can't step into different rivers at the same time, and they can't have all the happiness. Now that it's over, let it go with the wind.

14, unmarried woman is Yan, free. The married woman is a pigeon, and she will come back then. A woman with a child is a duck with a thread behind her ass.

15, happy memories are always short, and the aftertaste is just a piece of bubble gum, which has passed before it tastes sweet.

16, women find what they like and work hard for a lifetime; If you find someone who likes you, you will enjoy life.

17. Work hard for the good and prepare for the worst.

18, people are happy for a while, that's fun. There is pain and speed. People are happy all their lives, which is called happiness.

19, achieving economic and spiritual independence and not relying on others. You can enjoy equal and free love!

20. Wang Gui said, "On this day, as long as you believe that it will follow your expected trajectory, it will send you to a happy place according to your trajectory sooner or later.

2 1, Wang Gui said to his son-in-law, "Why do you think people want to get married in this life? Isn't it just to find yourself a dependent relative? Life is like a river, it can only flow forward and cannot turn back. One can't step into different rivers at the same time, nor can one have all the happiness. Once lost, let it go with the wind.

22. Three sentences that a woman must say in her life: "Am I old?" "Tell me what you like about me?" "You don't love me as much as before."

When we were in primary school, we didn't need money to go to college. When we were in college, we didn't need money to go to primary school. When we don't have a job, the job is assigned. I can work now, and I can barely find a job that won't starve to death. When we can't make money, the house is allocated. We can make money now, but we find that we can't afford a house.

24. What is happiness? Happiness is a kind of accumulation, a kind of precipitation, a kind of accumulation in previous lives. Happiness is a feeling. You notice small eyes as thin as hair, and you ignore unintentional mistakes. You calm down the mentality that life is like a stage play, just like drinking tea, you will gradually adapt to the subtle sweetness from strong to easy-going, from exciting to casual, and you will feel happy.

25. Marriage is a bowl of beef noodles. A few pieces of beef floating on it are just to make my face swallow.

27. Petty bourgeoisie is defined as being elegant and calm in the face of chaos.

28. Women's wrinkles are laugh lines. The more you laugh, the deeper the lines. Yours is not deep enough, because you laugh less. Be happy every day and become an old lady early.

29. Women talk mostly to themselves; If you listen attentively, you will be insane, and in the end you will be as worried as they are.

30. The words "Southeast, Northwest" are abstract words in women's minds, which are juxtaposed with stream of consciousness, postmodernism and nanotechnology.

3 1, marriage is actually a shackle, willing or unwilling, once put on, it will voluntarily disarm and give up freedom because of existing commitments. Even the last private zone of dreams is watched by invisible fences.

32. Time is like a river, which can only flow forward and cannot turn back. People can't step into different rivers at the same time, and they can't have all the happiness. Now that it's over, let it go with the wind.

33. "Anna, relax. Everyone will get old. It's just that if we can grow old together, wouldn't it be great? " There is a saying in English: aging gracefully. I don't want to see an 18-year-old girl running up to me when I'm 80 and saying, hello, I'm Anna. That's weird. I can't take it anymore. I'd rather you were at that time, a little old lady with a wrinkled face, toothless mouth, air leakage and a flat mouth. Very good. Anyway, I spent my eyes at that time, and your 80 is no different from 18. "

34. "Do you know why we spend our eyes when we are old? That is to make the world more and more blurred, more and more impressionist and more beautiful. People's life is actually spent in clarity and ambiguity. When I was young, my eyes were clear, but my heart was fuzzy. When I am old, my eyes are blurred, but my heart is clear. "

35. "Everyone will have a beautiful dream when he is young. Many people fall down halfway, and only those who persist can succeed! The road to success is full of floats, and your flow is stepping on my body! "

36. Anna said: "This day, although it will not follow your expected trajectory, it will be sent to a place that will satisfy you sooner or later."

37. The difference between being single and not being single lies in whether you think Sunday is too free.

Classic lines and quotations of Gui Wang and Anna

1, Wang Gui understood at least a few truths. Cancer is not so easy to get; 2。 The more knowledge a woman has, the more reactionary she is; 3。 You can have both knowledge and ignorance, and you are afraid of a little knowledge; 4。 When a man listens to a woman, half his time is wasted. If he responds, all his time is wasted. Men are used for living, not for decoration.

3. The words "Southeast, Northwest" are abstract words in women's minds, which are juxtaposed with stream of consciousness, postmodernism and nanotechnology.

If you have a boyfriend, don't ask him where he met, that's the root of the quarrel. Just ask him to pick you up at home.

5, marriage is actually a kind of shackles, willing or unwilling, once put on, it will take the initiative to disarm and give up freedom because of existing commitments. Even the last private zone of dreams is watched by invisible fences.

6. When will you women leave us poor men alone? We are always on tenterhooks for these trivial things.

Wrong, it's a small matter in your place, but it's definitely a big thing in our place. Men are of great significance, and women are limited to details, but in life, there are fewer details, so we look very difficult.

What is a man's righteousness? Refers to the family's decision-making ability in the event of a serious crisis or conflict. For example, when your wife and her parents need a lot of money, you won't deliberately embarrass her; She lost her loved ones, so you should stand firmly behind her at this time; She is laid off, so you should take the initiative to bear the burden of all the families. These are important principles. As for the bar, she bought new clothes, but you praised her for not having them. She is ill. Are you asking her if she is cold or hot? Especially when she sends flowers for her birthday. Righteousness only happens once in ten or eight years, so you look calm at home, and the daily class is like a monk chanting, so your wife looks noisy at home. The two seem to have nothing to do, but they have a lot to do with each other. If men are very restrained, women will certainly understand the righteousness.

9. Everyone will have a beautiful dream when he is young. Many people fall down halfway, and only those who persist can succeed! The road to success is full of floating corpses, and your stream is stepping on my body!

10. Marrying the person you like is a hard life; Marrying a person who likes you is a lifelong happiness.

1 1. If you have a boyfriend, don't ask him to meet you there, that's the root of the quarrel. Just ask him to pick you up at home.

12. Marriage is actually a shackle, whether you like it or not. Once you put it on, you will take the initiative to disarm and give up your freedom because of your existing commitments. Even the last private zone of dreams is watched by invisible fences.

13. Wang Gui said to his son-in-law: Why do you think people should get married in this life? Isn't it just to find yourself a dependent relative? Life is like a river, it can only flow forward and cannot turn back. One can't step into different rivers at the same time, nor can one have all the happiness. Once lost, let it go with the wind.

14. Three sentences that a woman must say in her life: Am I old? Tell me, what do you like about me? You don't love me as much as before.

15. Work hard for the good and prepare for the worst.

16. The definition of petty bourgeoisie is that it thinks it is elegant and keeps calm in the face of chaos.

17. Women's wrinkles are laugh lines. The more you laugh, the deeper the lines. Yours is not deep enough, because you laugh less and become an old lady early.

18, love goes without saying, love needs to be done! But sometimes love must be said, and he will understand when he says it.

19, love is a hormone, morality is a constraint, and hormones are followed by constraints.

20. It is impossible to live without love, but it can never be just love.

2 1, what is temper, temper is mood, and good temper can be good.

22. Life has its highs and lows. Without low tide, there is no hardship, and you can't experience the happiness of orgasm.

23, daily necessities are life.

24. This small probability will not fall on our home.

25. You used to throw stones at me when you were angry, but now you have changed your socks. You are gentle now, gentle. That's great.

26. Say son: I won't hit you in the house for three days, and I won't hit my body for a few days.

27. People who are hard-spoken and soft-hearted will not be happy.

28 celebrities make you admire, not because of his level, but because of his fame.

29. You can't have it both ways in this world. Everything is yours. That's impossible. If you get something, you will lose it.

Everyone will grow old, but if we can grow old together, wouldn't it be nice to grow old gracefully?

3 1. Why do people need presbyopia? Is to make the world more and more blurred, more and more impressionist and more beautiful. One's life is spent in clarity and ambiguity. When they were young, their eyes were blurred and clear. When I am old, my eyes are blurred and my heart is clear. It can also be regarded as reducing pain!

32. Women talk mostly to themselves; If you listen attentively, you will be insane, and in the end you will be as worried as they are.

33. Wang Gui has learned at least something: 1. Cancer is not so easy to get; 2。 The more knowledge a woman has, the more reactionary she is; 3。 You can have both knowledge and ignorance, and you are afraid of a little knowledge; 4。 When a man listens to a woman, half his time is wasted. If he responds, all his time is wasted.

34. People were happy for a while. There is pain and speed. People are happy all their lives, which is called happiness.

35. Economically and spiritually independent, independent of others. You can enjoy equal and free love!

36. Wang Gui said: On this day, as long as you believe it will follow your expected trajectory, sooner or later it will follow your trajectory and send you to a happy place.

37. Marriage is a bowl of beef noodles. A few pieces of beef floating on it are just to make my face swallow.

When we were in primary school, we didn't need money to go to school. When we were in college, we didn't need money to go to primary school. When we don't have a job, the job is assigned. I can work now and barely find a job that won't starve to death. When we can't make money, the house is allocated. Now I can make money, but I find I can't afford a house.

39. Work hard in the right direction and prepare for the worst; Economically and spiritually independent, you can enjoy equal and free love without relying on others.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An egg a day keeps the disease away. A glass of celery juice every day can keep the disease away.

4 1. Whoever is bad is called bad; Swearing, asshole; Dad said that his brother was disobedient and called it a prank; To say that people are black means that people are as black as donkey excrement eggs; It is unlucky to say who is unlucky; Call names stupid, stupid, stupid; If you fail in the exam, it is called eating duck eggs; Bragging is called pulling eggs; If things go wrong, it's over; If you don't like others, tell them to fuck off.

42. Time is like a river, which can only flow forward and cannot turn back. People can't step into different rivers at the same time, and they can't have all the happiness. Now that it's over, let it go with the wind.

43. Unmarried women are Yan and free. The married woman is a pigeon, and she will come back then. A woman with a child is a duck with a thread behind her ass.

44. Happy memories don't last long. The aftertaste is a piece of bubble gum, which has passed before it tasted the sweetness.

45. A woman finds what she likes and works hard all her life; If you find someone who likes you, you will enjoy life.

46. Strive for the best and prepare for the worst.

47. People are happy for a period of time, which is called happiness. There is pain and speed. People are happy all their lives, which is called happiness.

48. Economically and spiritually independent, independent of others. You can enjoy equal and free love!

49. Wang Gui said: On this day, as long as you believe it will follow your expected trajectory, sooner or later it will follow your trajectory and send you to a happy place.

50. Wang Gui said to his son-in-law: Why do you think people should get married in this life? Isn't it just to find yourself a dependent relative? Life is like a river, it can only flow forward and cannot turn back. One can't step into different rivers at the same time, nor can one have all the happiness. Once lost, let it go with the wind.

5 1. Three sentences a woman must say in her life: Am I old? Tell me, what do you like about me? You don't love me as much as before.

Wang's classic lines

At the age of 6, he starred in the independent film "Blind Well" and won the Golden Horse Award for Best Newcomer and the Best Actor Award in French and Thai Film Festival. After that, he participated in many TV dramas and won the Double Golden Eagle Award for "Soldier Assault", which was deeply loved by the audience for its grounded image. In 20xx, Wang brought his new work "Hello! Mr. Shu won the Best Actor Award and the Asia-Pacific Film Award in Russian, American, new york and Italian film festivals, becoming the first leading actor born in 1980s. A big boy from the countryside came into our life in this way, and his silly and naive performance made us remember such a big boy quickly.

1. Every little thing he does is like grabbing at a straw. In the end, you find that he has hugged a towering tree.

I knew you were a braggart, a loser, a wimp, a dog's tail grass, a smelly wax gourd, a pig with green onions in his nose, and an elephant!

3. You are absolutely right! Yao Ming is a strong man, born with a bear look!

I won a van in the lottery. Boss, let me drive! We'll never get there if you drive! Okay, don't be nervous. I'm talking to you. I have been driving a tractor for many years. It's okay. Xu zhēng: Then can you release the handbrake?

This is a glorious and arduous task. Of course, the glory lies in the dullness, and the difficulty lies in the length.

Boss, you should eat some green onions ... aphrodisiac ... Xu zhēng: Eat, eat, green onions are all yours. Let's eat chicken. Let's eat chicken. Xu zhēng: Eat, eat green onions before eating chicken!

7. No, I found that there is still a spiritual gap between us and we can't communicate. Wait for her to grow up again, and let's call it a day.

8. Boss, I sprained my ankle. I'll help you with your luggage. Please carry me! Boss, look how yellow the water in the Yellow River is! Xu zhēng: Brother, that's the Yangtze River!

9, people can't live too comfortably, too comfortable will cause problems.

10, the general comes out, and the first one comes out. This prestige and courage are more important than how many troops you have.

1 1. Can the plane stop when flying in the sky? Xu zhēng: If the flight is cancelled in case of heavy fog and snow, it will not fly! If only we were caught in foggy weather. Announcer: The plane can't land because of the heavy snow at Changsha Airport. Now the plane is ready to return. Please forgive me. Xu zhēng: A crow's mouth!

12, the biggest feature of a fool is that he thinks he is the cleverest and everyone else is a fool.

13, there is a big thunder in the sky and two thunder on the ground. Clear sky thunderbolt, a vigorous battle.

14, shall I stand or get the ticket? Ground crew: All planes need tickets.

15. Does anyone in the world drink? Don't! Only those who can handle it.

Classic lines of Beijing youth Wang Yue

1. What is the quality of life of men? The quality of a man's life depends on what kind of wife you find.

2. Love is a responsibility. If you don't love it, you should do your duty.

There is no road in the world, and there are more people walking, so there is no road to go.

The furthest distance in the world is not that I am at the end of the world and you are at the end of the world, but that I am by your side and you are playing with your mobile phone.

Anyone who has been there is right.

6. I live the same life every day. Jing Tian is the same as yesterday. Yesterday was the same as today. Day after day, I do nothing step by step. As soon as I close my eyes, I can imagine what I will be like in the next ten years. This is not the life I want.

7. He Dong: I can't stand that square building, square office, square cubicle and square computer. If I go on, I will soon become a square.

8. There is a tombstone in the basement of Westminster Abbey in England, which reads:

When I was young, I dreamed of changing the world; But when I grow up, I find that I can't change the world; Therefore, I will shorten my vision and change my country. But in my old age, I found that I had no ability to change my country at all; Therefore, my last wish is only to change my family, but it is also impossible. When I was lying in bed and dying, I suddenly realized: if I just started to change myself, maybe I could change my family; With the help and encouragement of my family, maybe I can do something for my country. And then who knows? Maybe I can change the world! Therefore, the most important thing for each of us is to learn how to change ourselves.

9. When people are young, they don't have to have specific goals. For me, the most important thing is to pursue inner happiness and constantly enrich myself. Actually, I'm not out of touch like you said. I am also an ordinary girl. I also like shopping, sleeping in and eating snacks. Working too hard will make me crazy and complain. I suddenly understood. ...

10, if you want to succeed too much and earn a lot of money too much, people's desires will swell and make you unrealistic. When people's abilities can't satisfy people's desires, they will suffer, doubt life and even give up on themselves. In fact, as long as you calm down and grow step by step, life is another situation.