Urgent ~ ~ ~ short jokes must make people laugh ~

There is a girl who works in an IT company.

One morning, the weather was so fine that the IT girl was so absorbed in her work that she didn't even notice that her skirt was caught in a drawer. When she stood up, her skirt hissed and was torn. Colleagues have all heard about fame, and IT girls quickly picked up an IT magazine around them to cover it. Unexpectedly, my colleagues burst into laughter. It turns out that the cover of the magazine is an online game advertisement: "Super capacity, which can accommodate100000 users at the same time".

IT girl picked up another magazine. Colleagues laughed again. The cover of this magazine is anti-virus software: "Beware of viruses".

IT girls are going to faint. She fainted when she picked up the third magazine.

The third magazine is a hardware magazine, and the cover is a U disk advertisement: "Plug and Play".

In a daze, I still remember to protect the key parts, so I pulled the fourth magazine to cover it. When I woke up, I saw a shopping guide magazine that said, "30% off!" "

Faint again.