Swearing brain teasers and answers

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Swearing brain teasers and answers 1

1. There is a natural black marble. What will happen if it is thrown into Qiantang River on September 7th? (Answer: Sink into the bottom of the river)

There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? (Answer: yourself)

The hotter the weather, the higher it climbs. (Answer: Thermometer)

An old lady got on the bus. Why didn't anyone give up her seat? (Answer: There is room in the car)

Xiao Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it? (Answer: Brush false teeth)

6. Which is more painful, starting with coconut or watermelon? (Answer: I have a headache)

7. What are the products with the same production date and effective date? (answer: newspaper)

8. Why do hospitals never accept patients? (Answer: Veterinary Hospital)

9. There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right three times, then turns back three times and turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time? (answer: face the ground)

10. What does a fat girl say when she is sick? (Answer: Take care)

1 1. Which tooth was last lost? (Answer: Dentures)

12. Why do two tigers fight to the death and never give up? (Answer: No one dares to stop fighting)

13. Xiaohong and her mother are in the same class. Why? (Answer: One is a student and the other is a teacher)

14. Why did the frog lose to the dog in the swimming competition? (Answer: Frog who fouled in breaststroke)

15. How long does it take to finish Peking University? (Answer: A note clock is enough)

16. Xiaoming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does mother always ask her father who can't repair the clock to repair it for her? (Answer: Xiu Xiaoming)

17. What color are the teeth of black and white babies? (Answer: Babies have no teeth)

18. There is a stick. What if I want to shorten it, but I can't cut it off, break it off or shorten it? (Answer: Take one that looks like it)

19. How to write zero in Roman numerals? (Answer: Roman numerals have no zero)

20. Can you make a number greater than 3 and less than 4 with chopsticks? (answer: take pi ∏)

2 1. Sasha claims to be an expert in distinguishing the age of female mice. Her unique skill is to use her teeth. Why? (Answer: Eat chicken to see if the hen is old or tender)

22. What do you mean, if dad doesn't touch it, he will touch it twice? (Answer: upper lip and lower lip)

23. A square table is missing a corner. How many angles are there? (Answer: 50 cents)

24. Mrs. Kim has always been outspoken. What made her suddenly speak hesitatingly? (Answer: Mrs. King hesitated while eating sugar cane)

25. Please think it over. What is the biggest shadow you see? (A: The shadow of the earth, that is, every night)

Swearing brain teasers and answers 2

1. Why do bats often hang upside down? Because of its gastroptosis.

It takes 6 hours for a train to go from A to B, and now it has been running for 3 hours. Where should the train be now? On the tracks.

After breakfast, Adi went to the toilet with a big bag. Why is there only half a steamed bread left after he came out? He forgot to bring toilet paper.

4. Why does everyone say that kittens eat human flesh and don't spit bones? Because he ate a dough kneading machine.

5. Why? My brother never stops when he meets an intersection by military vehicle. He used to drive a train.

6. Under what circumstances does one plus one definitely not equal to two? A kilo of flour and a large glass of water will only equal a piece of dough.

7. Why do vampires never drink juice or vegetable juice? Afraid of the cross in the juice.

8. Male crabs drink because they are afraid of being scolded by their wives. He went home to wear cologne and rinse his mouth, but before he entered the house, his wife waiting at home found him drunk again. Why? Because he walked straight back.

9. Abby will take an English exam tomorrow. He heard that the Bodhisattva in Foguang Mountain was responsive. He hurried up the mountain to burn incense and worship Buddha, asking the Bodhisattva to bless him to be admitted tomorrow. As a result, he still failed the English exam the next day. Why? Because the Bodhisattva can't read English, she can't get through!

10. A man met 10 lions on his way home. What will he become? Ten piles of lion shit.

1 1. What should you do when your girlfriend keeps pestering you for the stars in the sky? Give her a punch and ask her if she wants the moon. 12. Which comes first, the dentist or the toothache?

13. Cosmetics make a woman's face beautiful, but whose face is ugly? The man who paid.

14. Jing Wong is a polite person, but when someone knocks at the door, he won't invite others in. He's in the toilet.

15. What is the most painful thing for birds?

16. Wang Jing took 100 yuan and went to the store to buy something from 75 yuan. The boss only asked 5 yuan. Why did he only give it to his boss 80 yuan?

17. What kind of people want to have as many children as possible? Manufacturers of children's products.

18. What is the last thing a person should do before he dies? Take his last breath.

19. To transport a 5-ton log from upstream to downstream, how big would it be without a boat?

20. A plane full of passengers fell from the sky, but no one was injured. Why are they all dead?

2 1. Jing Wong graduated from junior high school and taught himself high school and college courses. Is his educational level arrogant?

22. What's the difference between the son of a dragon and the son of a dog? One is a prince and the other is a dog. 23. What is the difference between a flea and a lion?

24.20 years 1 month 1 day, everyone is doing a very important thing. Do you remember what it is? Take a deep breath.

25. Who knows best how many stars are in the sky?

26. Under what circumstances, two tigers can fall in love in one mountain.

27. What does tit-for-tat mean?

Swearing brain teaser and answer 3

The mountain covers the daytime (Liaoning place name) Shenyang

Idle away one's time (Anhui place name) inaction

Be suddenly enlightened (Hubei place name)

Looking forward to the bright (Heilongjiang place name) Aihui

Comprehensively rectify (Yunnan place name) Dali

Tengchong leaps and bounds (Yunnan place name)

The Mid-Autumn Moon (Guangdong place name) is brilliant.

Award-winning (Henan place name) was honored.

Happy event is just around the corner (Fujian place name)

Land planted by ancestors (Fujian place name) Gutian

Riyuexing (Fujian Place Name) Sanming

Four seasons like spring (Quanzhou place name) Yongchun

After that, there was no movement (Shishi place name) Yongning.

The crown of the sun (astronomical term)

The brightness of four seasons (astronomical terms) light years.

Dyspepsia (astronomical term) eating too much.

Eat from morning till night (astronomical term) total solar eclipse

See you at dawn (country name) Jordan

Today (country name) Japan

Water Stamp (Country Name) Indonesia

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