Xiehouyu of homophonic words

A blind man walked into a cigarette shop. (touching the lamp).

● Air bag-pretend to be crazy and sell silly. (install wind).

●. Song Jiang's strategist-useless. (Wu Yong).

● The old woman went to the henhouse-idiot. (running eggs).

Low straw hat throw pole-be careful. (leaving the rope).

Brother is not at home-come on. (sister-in-law).

My nephew plays with lanterns as usual. (According to uncle).

●. The rain hits Huangmei's head-unlucky. (pour plums).

● Half a grain of cotton-no way. (bullet-free)

●. Bald man with an umbrella-lawless. (no hair can't).

● Shorty transition-peace of mind. (Pan Xin).

● Horse shops buy pigs-that's not true. There is no such city.

●/kloc-weather in 0/2 months-hands and feet. Frozen hands and feet.

A father kowtows to his son-hang it all. There is no such gift.

* * * Toilet or stone-causing public outrage. (causing male feces).

Wear a fur coat backwards-pretend. Pretending to be a sheep.

● Confucius moved-completely lost. All the books.

●. Pregnant women walk on a wooden bridge-despair. (The risk is quite high).

●. Grandma's dead son-hopeless. (No uncle).

The husband slapped a face. (wife is cold).

● Scholar's towel-guaranteed to lose. (Bao Shu).

The tortoise climbed the threshold-but look at this. But look at this page.

● It's not surprising that the needle is still picking towels. (Not enough for a flag).

● Slash the bamboo with a blunt knife-hard. (it won't ring).

How dare you tie a chicken feather to a telephone pole? What a big duster.

Knock melon seeds and bug-everyone has it. There are all kinds of benevolence.

Light grass and drums-I don't want to. (Silence).

Rush's crutch-you can't be the master. I can't do it.

Low salt shop chat-nothing to do. It's too salty to cook.

Zhang Tianshi doesn't need to cross the sea by boat-it has its own laws. (have their own methods).

● Blow the horn through the window-it has a good reputation. (singing outside).

●. The Dragon King moved-fierce. (out of the sea)

Laojiu's brother.-Really? (old ten).

* Buried in an empty coffin-supercilious. There is no one in the Woods.

Low. The tortoise in the solution-the rule. (turtle lifts).

Wear gloves in June-conservative. (hand protection).

Raw peanuts-you must make noise. I'm going to explode.

The shoemaker doesn't have an awl-that's good. (needle and thread)

It is just right for any girl to marry Zheng Jia. (Zheng Heshi).

The monk's home-the temple. (wonderful).

Wash Huang Lian by the river-why bother? The river is bitter.

● Blind people wear glasses-pseudo-intelligence. (pretending to be clear).

● Dreams become butterflies-daydreams. (Want to fly).

● Monkeys learn to walk-pretend. (fake orangutan).

●. Hardcover Maotai-very old. (Good wine)

●. Spider trawl-selfish. (from silk).

●. The blind take the blind-busy. (blind and blind).

Long live the leaves with nosebleeds. I am red.