My new girlfriend sent a message a long time ago, saying that the weather is fine today. I wonder if anyone will fall. How to answer humorously?

1. Time may not prove many things, but it will definitely see through many things.

You ignored me, so I thought you were hitting on someone else.

I want to kiss you when I am happy, and I want to be kissed when I am unhappy.

4. Some members of the opposite sex can't be lovers, but they are reluctant to give them to others.

Every hard day will make you know some people clearly. Sometimes no one is right or wrong. People are meant to snuggle up and hurt each other. People who love or don't love will fade away with time.

6. Women will become picky if they miss the person they want to marry, and men will become casual if they miss the person they want to marry.

7. People like me are not suitable for dating, let alone getting married. My mood is too unstable. I always guess the other person's mind, and then I wonder over and over again if there is something wrong with me. I'm not good at communication, and I don't know how to deal with the differences and problems with someone who gets along with me day and night. On second thought, it's more natural and harmless to live alone.