Damn emperor Liu Yu

In the Southern Song Dynasty, Liu lost his fertility because of * * *, and neither the queen Wang Zhenfeng nor hundreds of concubines in the harem gave birth to a boy for him. Seeing that there was no heir, Liu scratched his head and finally came up with a way: borrow seeds from others! He started, quietly giving his favorite concubine, Chen Miaodeng, to Li, a ever-victorious minister known as the "big boar".

After Chen Miaodeng went to Li Fu, he cheated on Li Zhaori, and within a month, he was pregnant. Liu was overjoyed and hurried back to the palace with Chen Miaodeng. Later, Chen Miaodeng gave birth to another son, named after him, which Liu regarded as his own. Liu? Later, he found an excuse to sentence Li to death, and he became his father "justifiably". At the age of three, Liu named him Prince and renamed him.

As the saying goes, fish begins to stink at the head. Peter said that when Liu Yu was a prince, he liked to climb trees and play like a monkey, picking fruits and hitting people. He did nothing all day. The prince's master and other teachers could do nothing about him. He was so angry that Ming Di often asked his biological mother Chen Miaodeng to teach him a lesson with a big stick. When Liu Yu was ten years old, Emperor Song Ming died.

As a result, Liu Yu succeeded in becoming the emperor of the Southern Dynasties. He was called the emperor after the Song Dynasty.

After Liu Yu became emperor, this was even more serious than evil. He often rushes out of the city gate, or starts in the evening, returns in the morning, or returns at dusk in the morning. When the Kingsguard held a spear and a stick, all the pedestrians, dogs, horses, cows and donkeys on the road were immediately killed, causing people inside and outside the capital to fall into a state of panic. In broad daylight, every family is closed and there are no pedestrians. Seeing that everyone was afraid to see him, Liu Yu was bored. He ordered the sergeant to break into the house to whip people and kill people for fun. In this unprecedented chaos, people living near Beijing left their homes and fled for their lives.

The little emperor also likes to kill himself. Once, a confidant named Sun Chao smelled garlic, and the little emperor accused him of eating garlic in court, which should be regarded as a crime of disrespect to you. Sun Chao denied that he had eaten garlic. Liu Yu ordered Sun Chao to be executed on the spot, and performed laparotomy with a knife to find out whether there was garlic in his stomach.

Soon, I heard that Sun Bo's family had a lot of gold and silver treasures, so Liu Yu led the troops to plunder and rushed in first. Sun Bo was worried at home. When he saw the emperor coming with an army, he knew that the family would inevitably die suddenly. He made up his mind and rushed forward to seize the little emperor's ear and scolded, "You are worse than Jie and Zhou, and you will not escape the fate of being slaughtered in the future!" After the body guard rushed up to kill Sun Bo, Liu Yu hated Sun Bo for daring to pull his ear, and personally chopped the body with a knife to vent his anger.

One summer, Liu Yu secretly led the army into the general's office. At this time, General Xiao Daocheng was lying on the bed with his chest bare, and his abdomen fell asleep. Liu Yu saw that his umbilicus was very big. He said, "What is this arrow target!" " "He ordered to stand up, stand up naked against the wall, and drew an arrow target on General Xiao's stomach with a brush, aiming at it. Xiao Daocheng was too scared to move, and even called him "the veteran is not guilty"! Thanks to Wang Tianen, the captain of the guard, he persuaded: "General Xiao has a huge abdomen and is really a good target. However, if he is killed by an arrow today, there will be no such good target in the future. It is better to practice with fake arrows so as not to damage this good meat target. " Liu Yu changed into a fake arrow, which hit the navel. As soon as he drew his bow, he said with a smile, "Little Ai Qing, how is my martial arts? "Xiao Daocheng worried from now on, I don't know which day will die suddenly.

Liu Yu is moody and slightly unhappy, and all his cronies around him can't help but die suddenly. Once, Zhang Wuer, a close friend, rode with him and fell into the lake because of the hooves of the old horse. Liu Yu was so angry that he turned his horse's head and rushed over. As soon as Zhang Wuer got wet from the lake, he was pierced by Liu Yu's spear and then chopped into pieces.

It is said that Liu Yu is the devil, and whoever makes him unlucky; However, there are exceptions to everything, and master Cui, a Jianghu artist, made a fortune by swearing.

Mr. Cui is taboo in the palace, and his stage name is "Blowing Heaven". On this day, Mr Cui Ran entered Liu Yu because he could not escape. Master Cui, full of sense of justice, thought: Today, I hit a male star, and I will die! As the saying goes, breaking into the palace is death, sleeping with the queen is death, and I am dead today! Thinking of this, Mr. Cui pointed to Liu Yu's nose and swore before Liu Yu drew his sword. He scolded him angrily and cadently for half an hour, stunned the body-guard, and listened to Liu Yu. Why did Liu Yu willingly get scolded and stop the "rudeness" of the body guard? It is because Mr. Cui is so good at swearing that I only heard him curse in Shandong dialect for a while, then in Henan dialect, cursing and cursing, using the dialects of various states and governments in the world. Not to mention that. Teacher Cui also used his real voice and fake voice to imitate the voices of men, women and children in urban and rural areas. Swearing is high and low, and speaking speed is urgent and slow. It's very pleasant to hear. One-liners and village dialect are coming. The more you listen, the more interesting it is, and the more exciting it is. In addition, Mr. Cui also imitated the tone of myna and parrot to scold Liu Yu. Mr. Cui wants to tell Liu Yu that you are not as good as the fucking emperor. Today, I scold you not only on behalf of the people of governments all over the world, but also on behalf of talking animals such as myna and parrot, calling you a living animal in human skin!

The little emperor Liu Yu lived for more than ten years. When did he hear this "oral color"? He has forgotten that he is being scolded, but immersed in this artistic and wonderful scolding. In order to enjoy this sweet "oral lottery" often, he took Mr. Cui to the palace and waited for him to be a guest. Mr. Cui thinks that he should take advantage of this godsend opportunity to get rid of this little bad king for the people all over the world. So, after Mr. Cui entered the palace, he tried his best to please the little emperor. He taught Liu Yu tricks and magic tricks. In order to learn a few unique skills as soon as possible, Liu Yu does not go to the court every day and hides in the palace to study hard. A few days later, Liu Yu called the ministers to the palace and performed magic on the spot. Although Liu Yu's performance level is average, all the ministers praised him with one voice. I don't know how small he is. Liu Yu is very proud.

Seeing that he worships himself, Mr. Cui used his meteorological knowledge to make several weather forecasts accurately. However, this kind of weather forecast was "called for rain" by Mr. Cui in the form of tricks. Seeing that Mr. Cui has such magical power, I believe him more. Although Mr Cui is a rightist, he has a political mind. He knew that if you want to destroy the people and overthrow the Liu and Song Dynasties, you can't do this great thing by yourself. He must be General Xiao Daocheng. So, while fooling the little emperor, Mr Cui took the initiative to contact Xiao Daocheng. He didn't meet Mr. Cui face to face, but sent a "middleman" to contact him.

Besides secretly contacting Xiao Daocheng, Mr. Cui also used unusual means. Under the instigation of Mr. Cui, he began to abuse Yang Yufu and other cronies for no reason. Yang Yufu, Wang Jingze and others knew the little emperor's temper and fidgeted all day.

On July 7, 477, Liu Yuxian took a bus to Yuhuatai, then stole a dog from Xin 'an Temple and went to a Taoist temple to kill the dog and drink. Liu Yu got as drunk as a fiddler, and then went back to the palace to sleep. Because it was Qixi, Mr. Cui was in a daze and thought it was a good opportunity to use the knife to kill people. He coaxed that the cowherd and the weaver girl would meet in the sky tonight, and then ordinary people could see it on the ground. This opportunity comes once in a blue moon. Liu Yuxin believed it, and said to Yang Yufu nearby, "Tonight, the Weaver Girl is going to cross the river to see the Cowherd. Remember to wake me up when the Weaver Girl comes out; " If the Weaver Girl doesn't come out, I will kill you tomorrow. "Very close to death, Yang Yu office to fight for the trapped beast. He immediately called Wang Jingze and others, rushed into the palace at night and killed the little emperor who was still sleeping. Liu Yu is only 16 years old.

After history called the abolition of the emperor.

Wang Jingze and others carried Liu Yu's head to the general office to report to Xiao Daocheng. Even the little emperor of Xiao Daocheng tricked him into going out to kill him, so he closed the door and dared not go out. Wang Jingze and others threw the little emperor's head into the house. Xiao Daocheng washed it with water and looked at it. It turns out to be Liu Yu, whose heart has just fallen. He put on his uniform and rode on the horse as a courtesy to go out to deal with the affairs of the country. He promised Liu? For the emperor (Song Shun Di). Xiao Daocheng was made King of Qi, in charge of all the important affairs of the country. Later, it was "abdicated" by the Song Emperor, that is, the position of the emperor. The country name was Qi, and it was renamed Nanqi in history.

When Xiao Daocheng became emperor, he suddenly remembered Mr. Cui and quickly sent someone to look for him. At this time, Mr. Cui has been wandering around the world and nowhere to be found.

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