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1. I planted a bunch of boyfriends in spring, but now it's autumn, but nothing has come.

Strong people always take out their hearts at night to mend them, and then pretend nothing happened the next day.

3. Have you gained weight? That's great. There is another circle where I can like you.

I may not be happy to hear that I have money, but I don't want to hear any more. I want to experience it.

A flat-chested girl should not be called Lori, but Little Red Riding Hood, because her grandmother was eaten by a wolf.

6. You should eat and drink at home. Don't put 10 Jin when you meet people, but you will put 5 Jin, as if our family conditions are not good.

7. still dream, or you will talk if you drink too much.

I told you not to hang yourself from a tree. Can't you see there are so many trees beside you?

9. I lose confidence in the world in the morning and don't want to get up. At night, I love the world and stay up crazy.

10. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. This is me. I'm beautiful.

1 1. Every time you think life is ok, does life hit you on the head with a hammer and say it is ok?

12. Why do parents expect their children to go to college? Maybe that's why the child can get away.

13. I suddenly miss my days in Dubai, although I have never been there.

14. There is a swearing word in mathematics, which is infinitely close and never intersects.

15. In fact, it is not necessary to read all the guidebooks. Condensed into four words: bring more money.

16. When you are in a bad mood, don't keep asking me why. If you are really worried, just give me a huge sum of money to make sure you are happy at once.

17. It's getting easier to pay, but it's getting harder to earn money.

18. In my life, the first truth I understand is that people are iron and beds are magnets.

19. It is ok to work in bed. Never cover yourself with a quilt. Or I'll have dinner as soon as I wake up.

Although I am poor, I spend a lot of money.

2 1. If you can't get rid of the bill, let yourself get rid of poverty quickly. You can't be alone, and Cary has no money.

22. Anyway, I'm idle at home, so it's better to have online dating. The coordinates in the newspaper are embarrassing to each other. After this period of time, it woke up.

23. As long as the courier is on the way, I feel there is still a little hope in my life.

24. Life advice: just see you another day. Next time, I won't ask. Later, I refused.

25. I thought I was not good enough, but later I found that you have no vision.

26. Life is really a mess. Fortunately, I made up for it by eating, drinking and sleeping.

27. The essence of human nature is to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages. Providing more benefits to others will naturally lead to more popularity. Work hard and let others see you as pleasantly surprised as you see WiFi.

28. Don't make excuses for yourself. Don't blame gravity for constipation.

29. For the rest of my life, the snow is you, the plain is you, the poor is you, and only the rich woman is me.

30. Do you still blame me for liking you? You are the first person to look good.

3 1. God, please let me grow five centimeters taller. I am willing to exchange ten pounds of fat.

Actually, I was not fat when I was a child. Really, the phrase "no leftovers" ruined my life.

33. The more I look at it, the better it looks. Every time I weigh myself, I say to myself: I have lost weight. When you are heavy, say to yourself: your chest is big.

34. The probability that two people in the world have the same date of birth is only 0.92%, which may be met in the comments!

I didn't say I hate you, but if you are on fire and I happen to have water in my hand, I will drink it in front of you.

1. There are some things in the world that you can control yourself, such as your interests and ambitions, your life and your life, so work hard in these areas. As for the result of your efforts, let nature take its course.