Go to the beach with friends to play with tanned humorous sentences.

1. Just because you are tanned, you can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

The night gave me black skin, but I used it as a scarf.

3. Share a sad thing with your deskmate at night. I said I never got a tan because I played basketball in the summer vacation of my first grade. She said that she became fat when she was eating in the sixth grade and never lost weight again. Then she said that I had another sad thing. I am curious. She said I don't play basketball, so I'm so short. Ah! What a painful understanding! I want to eat chicken chops to calm down.

I saw you the other day. You were sitting in the sun, and you were very uncomfortable. I asked you what you were doing, and you smiled mysteriously: keep your voice down, and no one will call me an idiot when I get tanned!

After all, I didn't stop my fingers from getting tanned. ............................................................................................................................................................

6. Military training the day after tomorrow. Will I get a tan?

7. I thought I might get a tan after playing in the fish pond on Saturday, and then I compared it with Sister Shuo at the meeting today, and I didn't have any idea, so that's it.

8. The latest favorite, Albin 2 Whitening Osmotic Milk+Healthy Water. Milk before water used to make me uncomfortable at first. I don't know why I feel oily in May. At first, I really gritted my teeth and continued to use it, thinking that I would never buy it again. After a month of running-in and laughter, I finally found that his love would stabilize my skin and prevent acne before menstruation. As for whitening, it is good not to tan in summer.

9. I don't know if I will get tanned in sunny days and get wet in rainy days, but what about you?

10. Honey, I'm sorry. I don't understand you. It's really hot outside, but you're running around; I can't sleep repeatedly, and it hurts you to get sunburned; Be sure to drink more water and don't be too tired; Home is your support, I think too much; Don't be scarred by those ungrateful words!

1 1. I can't stand my own voice and my skin is tanned.

12. Whether it is cold or hot, or it is stormy; Whether the summer sun tanned the skin or the winter cold wind cracked the lips; The traffic police stick to their posts, and you are a beautiful landscape of the city. I praise you!

13. It is said that every girl has a desire not to get tanned, but she has a heart to go out surfing all day.

14. Yesterday, I climbed the mountain and went back the same way halfway up the mountain. Because the sun was too sunny, I sweated after two steps, and my sunburned skin turned black in a few minutes.

15. The clouds in the sky are really beautiful, just like a beautiful girl. In the morning, Miss Yun, dressed in pink, smiled at people as if to say, "Get up, children, the sun is coming out." At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white and covered the sky with a layer of silver satin, as if to say, "Go home, children!" " ! Otherwise, Grandpa Sun will tan your little face. "The clouds in the sky, with different shapes, are really good friends of people.

16. You are tanned, and nothing can stop you from being an idiot.

17. Men, women and children are afraid of the sun, so I am not afraid of the sun. Tanning is even thinner. What a nice day ... appropriate. ...

18. June is a graduation poem. June is a cup of golden jade wine, gentle into the spleen; June is my suntanned arm, deeply branded.

19. I feel that my IQ has dropped recently, and my brain is not so bright. I feel unable to eat or sleep. Is it sunburn? Suntanned skin is red with little red dot spots, and I feel my skin is sunburned. .....

20. The weather is not hot, the clouds are deep, another heavy rain is brewing, and my face has been sunburned for a while. I like this. I'm tired of my fair skin that used to shine on grasslands, beaches and lakes, and I always feel as weak as an ox.

2 1. After taking a shower, I looked at my arms and big white legs that had been sunburned three times, and suddenly felt sick and distressed for three seconds.

22. I was completely tanned and said I came back from the Philippines.

23. It's so hot that it's already sunny at 6: 30 in the morning. When you run, you will no longer be afraid of the sun and sunburned skin. Is this part of the runner's spirit?

24. I'm not a rich kid wearing expensive shoes. I only have suntanned skin and a weathered face. I don't have the power and wealth given to me by my family. I have to fight for it myself. I only know that fate depends on our own efforts. Forgive me for not having strong backing and strength. Forgive me for being just an ordinary person.

25. It seems that junior high school students have to go on a diet for a few days to have a party. Kong Zhen, I can see people in the sun now

Humor about sunburn at the seaside, say sentences and send excerpts from friends circle.

Tell a humorous story about being tanned by the sea and send it to a circle of friends (I) 1 Recently, I feel that my IQ is off the assembly line, my brain is not so bright, and the whole person is in a haze. I feel unable to eat or sleep. Is it a sunburn? Suntanned skin is red with little red dot spots, and I feel my skin is sunburned. .....

2. A woman who was too lazy to open an umbrella but didn't want to die was tanned and tangled.

3. After taking a shower, I looked at my arms and big white legs that had been sunburned three times, and suddenly I felt sick and distressed for three seconds.

4. When you see your tanned skin, you will slash Jason.

I am completely tanned and said that I came back from the Philippines.

6. Recent status: getting tanned and getting fat Qi Fei, do I need to practice to get stronger?

7. I got a tan and became a local. I'm sad that there is no picture. None of my great white skin has been destroyed! !

8. In order to play with water, the whole family became pig heads. We two old people bask in the sun, and it's nothing when we get old. We are troubled by our daughter's delicate health.

I saw you the other day. You are very uncomfortable sitting in the sun. I asked you what you were doing, and you smiled mysteriously: keep your voice down, and no one will call me an idiot when I get tanned!

10. I've been working outdoors recently and got a tan. I went to the supermarket to buy some whitening skin care products, and the salesman even praised me: "Your Chinese is really good."

1 1. I went back to the warehouse today and my skin was tanned. ...

12. A boy, a child! His eyes are small, but intense; There is a small mouth under the tall nose; Thick lips and white teeth; His skin is very dark. I wonder whether the white teeth on his skin or the sun tanned his skin. He is thin, as if he were malnourished.

13. Friend, your Chinese is really good.

14. The sun is so big that it doesn't reach your brain.

15. I am very happy to go out to play, eat and ride a bike during the Dragon Boat Festival these days, and I am getting fat after tanning.

The humor of being tanned by the sea, saying sentences and sending them to friends circle (below) 16. The clouds in the sky are really beautiful, just like a beautiful girl. In the morning, Miss Yun, dressed in pink, smiled at people as if to say, "Get up, children, the sun is coming out." At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white and covered the sky with a layer of silver satin, as if to say, "Go home, children!" " ! Otherwise, Grandpa Sun will tan your little face. "The clouds in the sky, with different shapes, are really good friends of people.

17. His skin is as rough as orange peel. His skin is black and wrinkled, like a rough piece of leather.

18. In Happy Valley, the sounds of tourists frolicking wave after wave. I like summer because it is very hot. Although the high temperature in summer scorches the earth, it gives it biological heat. Although the scorching sun tanned our skin, it gave us more health. It is the sunshine that makes the grass look like jade, and the flowers are so dazzling.

19. When you go out this season, you can only get a tan. When will my white skin recover?

20. More than 20,000 steps of tanning twice. If you have to say anything, there is only one word: there are too many people, don't go!

2 1. Step on the bright sunshine and be a bronzed woman!

22. The water is flowing backwards! ! ! I don't want to be allergic! Don't get tanned! Then solemnly set up a flag and refuse any form of horror film! Especially what Monkey Brother wants to see! ! !

23. My daughter is three years old. Many people like her because she is beautiful. She has always been called Little Beauty and Little Princess. She also enjoys this kind of treatment. She often says to herself, "Alas, the sun is so big that it has tanned me, which is not beautiful. What should I do? " I couldn't help laughing after listening. She looked at me angrily: "What are you laughing at? Haven't you ever seen a beautiful woman worry? " ? ! "I ...

24. Suntanned! From now on, I will be your black powder silently.

25. I am pregnant for 8 months, and I am a little tired at home, so I will stroll around the community. My husband called and asked me what I was doing. I said I was walking outside. What are you doing outside on such a hot day? What should I do if I tan my child?

26. I finally got sunburned on the first day of August, and it was eight degrees black visually.

27. Wherever jellyfish go, they really need some memorials to live up to their collapsed legs, tanned faces and sleepless nights. Besides, Danny Chan's love for you is really pure and clear.

28. A day trip to Bijiashan, when the sun is shining, my eyebrows are washed away by sweat. Only the place where I wear my watch is not tanned, and my skin hurts.

29. The carefully protected skin is still tanned. You can't play in the water park.

Only we get up early in the morning and risk being tanned to climb the mountain.

Humorous sentences about being tanned at the construction site in summer.

Humorous sentences about being tanned in the construction site in summer (1) 1. Admit that you got a tan in summer.

2. Hair and face are integrated.

3. Military training the day after tomorrow. Will I get a tan?

It was really hot yesterday. I had to run around outside. I must have got a tan this summer and I'm a little tired. I'll forget it today and plan to go to bed early.

I have been working outdoors recently, and I have been tanned. I went to the supermarket to buy some whitening skin care products, and the salesman even praised me: "You speak Chinese very well."

6. Armed to the teeth, don't let me get tanned again.

7. The seemingly sunny future has the risk of tanning.

8. Recent status: getting tanned and getting fat Qi Fei, do I need to practice to get stronger?

9. I asked the mirror who is the blackest person in the world. After a long time, the magic mirror said, Who was talking just now?

10. I have encountered many historical records. For example, at one o'clock in the middle of the night, a roommate actually received a courier call, and I was drunk when I scheduled a midnight communication; The same roommate complained that my mother wouldn't let me get a tan or anything. I didn't want her to go to Thailand before, and I didn't want her to get a tan. What a fashionable mother!

1 1. Share a sad thing with my deskmate at night. I said I never got a tan because I played basketball in the summer vacation of my first grade. She said that she became fat when she was eating in the sixth grade and never lost weight again. Then she said that I had another sad thing. I am curious. She said I don't play basketball, so I'm so short. Ah! What a painful understanding! I want to eat chicken chops to calm down.

12. After swimming at the seaside, the whole person was uncomfortable. I got a tan in an instant. My back hurt like a needle the day before, but I can't stand the itching these two days. ...

13. The night gave me black skin, but I used it as a scarf.

14. My colleague told me that she thought I was wearing stockings.

15. School starts tomorrow. I'm a little nervous. I don't want to get tanned during military training!

Humorous sentences about being tanned in the construction site in summer (part two) 16. The holiday balance is insufficient. Eleven. Go out to play, get a tan, eat fat, my skin is not white, and now it's darker. Fortunately, I have a whitening method to make me white. hahaha

17. As an Asian, the skin color difference is too obvious. This is my tanned foot.

18. I'm afraid that if I take out my ID card, people will say I forged it.

19. It is said that every girl has a desire not to get tanned, but she has a heart to go out surfing all day.

20. I really like sunbathing. I feel warm and sweaty! But why tanning and wrinkling?

2 1. Line up for a second tan, and then quickly enter Hogwarts Castle.

22. I wish I had a tan in summer if I didn't want to cover it.

23. If you get a tan, you can't be an idiot.

Sun, please don't tan me, please tan my parents' hair.

25. The night wanted to give you black eyes, but my hand slipped and I pressed all the choices.

26. The clouds in the sky are really beautiful, just like a beautiful girl. In the morning, Miss Yun, dressed in pink, smiled at people as if to say, "Get up, children, the sun is coming out." At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white and covered the sky with a layer of silver satin, as if to say, "Go home, children!" " ! Otherwise, Grandpa Sun will tan your little face. "The clouds in the sky, with different shapes, are really good friends of people.

27. Suntanned! From now on, I will be your black powder silently.

28. Military training not only tanned our skin, but also honed our will! The students shed blood and sweat without tears, and they didn't fall behind. ..

29. At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white and covered the sky with a layer of silver satin, as if to say, "Go home, children!" ! Otherwise, Grandpa Sun will tan your little face. "The clouds in the sky, with different shapes, are really good friends of people.

30. The sun asked you to tan your parents' hair for me.

Humorous sentences about tanning and making friends in summer.

1. Husband, I'm sorry, I don't understand you; It's really hot outside, but you're running around; I can't sleep repeatedly, and it hurts you to get sunburned; Be sure to drink more water and don't be too tired; Home is your support, I think too much; Don't be scarred by those ungrateful words!

2. Friend, your Chinese is really good.

My sister and I are blessed by the sun. Even if our skin is tanned, we still learn to smile and smile.

The clouds in the sky are really beautiful, just like a beautiful girl. In the morning, Miss Yun, dressed in pink, smiled at people as if to say, "Get up, children, the sun is coming out." At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white and covered the sky with a layer of silver satin, as if to say, "Go home, children!" " ! Otherwise, Grandpa Sun will tan your little face. Clouds in the sky, with different shapes, are really good friends of people.

I haven't seen you for two days. Where did you dig coal?

6. I am completely tanned and said that I came back from the Philippines.

7. School is about to start. I don't want a crew cut, a tan and a weight loss!

8. The seemingly sunny future has the risk of tanning.

9. My daughter is three years old. Many people like her because she is beautiful. She has always been called Little Beauty and Little Princess. She also enjoys this kind of treatment. She often says to herself, "Alas, the sun is so big that it has tanned me, which is not beautiful. What should I do? " I couldn't help laughing after listening. She looked at me angrily: "What are you laughing at? Haven't you ever seen a beautiful woman worry? " ? ! "I ...

10. You can only see my eyes at night.

1 1. "Because I'm afraid of the dark! So my academic performance is not good since I was a child! " "What does it have to do with being afraid of the dark?" "Because I dare not look at the blackboard."

12. Just because you are tanned, you can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

13. July is almost over, and senior high school students are officially ushered in! ! Don't want to participate in military training! ! ! ! Get some sun! ! ! !

14. Recent status: getting tanned and getting fat Qi Fei, I want to be strong ~ ~ ~ Do I need to practice?

15. Yesterday, I climbed the mountain and went back the same way halfway up the mountain. Because the sun was too sunny, I sweated after two steps, and my sunburned skin turned black in a few minutes.

16. Compared with people with fair skin, people with darker skin are always more likely to get a tan, except for genetic factors, because the depth of skin color largely depends on the length of time that babies and even children are exposed to the sun. So sunscreen should start with dolls!

17. Just like the tanned skin because it never wears sunscreen or an umbrella, there is no way, but it will come back in vain one day. Even after a long time, I will still say that I am sunburned like that and naturally pay more attention to sun protection.

18. "A bad life is like tears falling into your eyes, suntanned sunshine and wet rain." Bloggers are so good at telling stories that every painting is full of spirituality.

19.20000 multi-step tanning twice. If you have to say anything, there is only one word: there are too many people, don't go!

20. I am pregnant for 8 months, and I am a little tired at home, so I will stroll around the community. My husband called and asked me what I was doing. I said I was walking outside. What are you doing outside on such a hot day? What should I do if I tan my child?

2 1. The sunshine on the beach is fierce, and the little girl's face is like ink.

22. I thought I might get a tan after playing in the fish pond on Saturday, and then I compared it with Sister Shuo at the meeting today, and I didn't have any idea. That's it.

23. Military training is a small sun, and tanning is not negotiable!

24. In some places, if you miss it, you may never set foot on it again, such as the crescent spring buried in the sand. Some things, after being changed, may never return to their original appearance, such as tanned skin. Some feelings, after a long time, may drift away with the wind, such as people who appear repeatedly in dreams.

25. Sun, please tan my parents' hair. Happy National Day.

I was tanned by the sun in summer.

I was tanned by the sun in summer. It's not easy to take a taxi on such a hot day. Fortunately, I met two handsome guys and got off early. I also said that such white skin can't be tanned.

It's always like this in summer, so you can only look through the air-conditioned room. Besides the heat, you will get sunburned and dizzy outside.

3. When you see your tanned skin, you will slash Jason.

4. Line up for a second tan, and then quickly enter Hogwarts Castle.

The carefully protected skin is still tanned, and you can't afford to hurt yourself after playing in the water park.

6. Once I took my five-year-old son by bus. The sun is poisonous and everyone else is there. I found a window seat. As soon as it was done, my son said, "Mom, shall we change seats?" "Why?" "It doesn't matter if I am tanned. If you get tanned, you have to spend money on beauty. " Too filial, can manage the family. ...

7. It's not hot, the clouds are deep, another heavy rain is brewing, and my face has been sunburned for a while, and I like it a little. I'm tired of my fair skin that used to shine on grasslands, beaches and lakes, and I always feel as weak as an ox.

8. What can be tanned by a little sun is not really white, but really black.

9. The clouds in the sky are really beautiful, just like a beautiful girl. In the morning, Miss Yun, dressed in pink, smiled at people as if to say, "Get up, children, the sun is coming out." At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white and covered the sky with a layer of silver satin, as if to say, "Go home, children!" " ! Otherwise, Grandpa Sun will tan your little face. "The clouds in the sky, with different shapes, are really good friends of people.

10. After taking a shower, I looked at my arms and big white legs that had been sunburned three times, and suddenly felt sick and distressed for three seconds.

1 1. No pictures. I am sad. My great white skin is not completely destroyed! !

12. When you lean over, the screen brightness of my mobile phone will automatically decrease.

13. Black Toothpaste wants me to be the endorsement.

14. One-day trip to Bijia Mountain, scorching sun, eyebrows washed away by sweat, only the place where the watch is worn is not tanned, and the skin hurts.

15. Don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

I was tanned by the sun in summer. I thought I might get a tan after playing in the fish pond on Saturday, and then I compared it with Sister Shuo at the meeting today. I don't know, that's all.

17. As an Asian, the skin color difference is too obvious. This is my tanned foot.

18. I'd rather die of heat than get a tan. When does the day of driving practice end?

19. I didn't play enough at night. I didn't receive the shoes until I came back. The most important thing is that I'm not tanned! I feel like I'm playing for nothing

20. Please don't take them away. Please tan my parents' white hair.

2 1. Because tanning can use this long-abandoned color number ~ it's really fate!

22. The weather has improved recently and the sun has come out. I'm afraid of tanning. Give me some face! Anyway, you are so thick-skinned, there are few layers and there is no pressure.

23. Walking with foreigners, they asked me in English which country I came from in Africa.

24. I feel that my IQ has dropped recently, and my brain is not so bright. The whole person is in a hazy state. I feel unable to eat or sleep. Is it sunburn? Suntanned skin is red with little red dot spots, and I feel my skin is sunburned. .....

25. Share a sad thing with your deskmate at night. I said I never got a tan because I played basketball in the summer vacation of my first grade. She said that she became fat when she was eating in the sixth grade and never lost weight again. Then she said that I had another sad thing. I am curious. She said I don't play basketball, so I'm so short. Ah! What a painful understanding! I want to eat chicken chops to calm down.

26. Where did you dig coal these two days?

27. I am pregnant for 8 months, and I am a little tired at home, so I will stroll around the community. My husband called and asked me what I was doing. I said I was walking outside. What are you doing outside on such a hot day? What should I do if I tan my child?

28. I can't get the sun all year round, so I cherish the sunshine in summer. As long as my face is not tanned, it doesn't matter what my skin color is. You can also wear a hat to cover your face.

29. It suddenly occurred to me that one night, I dragged her out for a walk, and she gave me a sentence: "I am afraid of being tanned by the moon." Assiba, you are white enough! And you are lazy, holding back and making excuses!

30. It's so hot that it's already sunny at 6: 30 in the morning. When you run, you will no longer be afraid of the sun and sunburned skin. Is this part of the runner's spirit?