I sent a message to a girl, but she didn't answer me. It seems that she is angry. What humorous sentences should I use to get her to reply to me? Thank you.

1, your fragrance attracts me; Your aura fascinated me; Your delicacy is infatuated with me; Your talent conquered me; Your temper scares me; Please calm down, don't scare me away, please forgive me quickly!

2. Baby, when you are angry, you will get old. Baby, please, don't be angry. If you are angry and I don't talk, you will be angry. Forgive me for baby's sake, you can be young forever.

I'm sorry, I got up the courage to say it, and I'll tell you in another way. I wonder if I can get your forgiveness.

4, little woman, but I like it very much. I will never make you angry again. I miss you so much that I can't wait to chew you up!

5. I was wrong! The lady is gentle and virtuous, well-managed and sensible, but she doesn't know how to appreciate it. I'm sorry, please forgive me!

6, the dream has flown, the heart has been broken, and you need to face it yourself when you do something wrong; Smoke fills the air, wine is hard to get drunk, and I regret being confused for a while; Dear, please accept my sincere guilt!

7. Forgive me! I knew that I had made a mistake. If you can't forgive me, keep calling me to scold me! I am willing to be scolded by you until I am old!

8. It's my fault that I made you unhappy. I apologize for being late, and I'm willing to let it go. I remember you and I have a deep friendship. We often quarrel and blush. Finally, I smiled and forgot my hostility. I hope you don't blame me.

9. Sorry, just kidding. Please include any offense.

10, I will call for sleeping feelings with sincerity and let love be reborn in persistence; I will wait for your life with my life, and let time prove that I love my life. Please give me another chance to awaken your love!

1 1, I want to make up a humorous story to tell you that I have been joking for four years, but I am afraid of getting wet in a clean autumn. Please forgive me.

12, give me a happy mood and let me learn to smile; Give me an extension of my soul, so that I can learn to show my face; Give me a quiet mind and let me learn to be safe; Give me a message, let me no longer be indifferent; Life without you is just upset. (SMS Daquan)

13, don't be angry, shall I guess a riddle for you? You owe me five yuan, but you pay me back ten yuan. (A polite expression) Can't guess? The answer is ... I owe (apologize)!

14, I can't bear your kindness to me, I can't bear to love you, I can't bear to miss my past and my present, I can't bear the past and the happiness you gave me, I don't want to lose you, and I don't want to lose you. Forgive me.