The easiest way to be fooled is to be funny.

The easiest way to be fooled is to be funny.

The easiest way to be fooled is to be funny. In daily life, we can watch some of the most gullible routines, which can make us laugh. Next, I will take you to understand the most gullible routine funny related content.

The most gullible routine is funny 1 1, say it ten times. . . .

Are you different from a pig?

Answer quickly.

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2. Are you my best friend?

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I just watched TV and said that dogs are man's best friends.

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I ask you a question, and you only need to answer yes and no?

All right.

Does your family know that you are so stupid?

No. I see. . Know nothing.

Honey, I started to lose weight today.

What's the matter, baby

Afraid that you will abandon me in the future

Then I have to throw it away, too

5. What are you doing?

I am chatting with the most beautiful woman in the world.

I'm sorry to say that.

But she hasn't answered me yet, so I have to talk to you.

6. "Why can compasses draw circles?" "Because. Its heart has never changed. "

7. "Hey, I always lose when I buy a ball recently. Do you know why? " "Why?" "It took me all my luck to meet you."

8. "Do you think my eyes look good?" "Good-looking." "Then do you know why it looks so good?" "Why?" "Because I have you in my eyes."

9. "Yes, I just like you. I like you hopelessly. " "How, refuses to accept? If you don't accept it, you like me. "

10, "I had a nightmare last night", "What nightmare" and "Dreams without you are nightmares"

1 1, "Girl, how about I give you a divination?" "Good" "Oh, girl, let me count. You don't need me in your life. "

12, "Can you imitate a woodpecker", "How to imitate" and "Treat my face like a tree"

13. Let me ask you a question. What is a pig, sheep, dog or pig?

14, "I want to lose weight, they are thinner than me", "I like you but I don't like them"

15, "Tell me your love story." "Well ... my love story." "It's all you."

16, "May I kiss you" "No" "What did I just say to you" "May I kiss you" "Yes, I can"

17. One key costs three yuan and three keys cost ten yuan. Do you match it? What do you deserve? How much do you deserve?

18 "I like you", "It seems that there is an earthquake" and "A wave of unrest rises again"

19, "Will you like me" "No" "Do you want me to teach you?"

20. "It's the day when I love you." "The whole family can eat it." "Then we are a family."

The easiest way to be fooled is to be funny.

1, "To me, you are the sunrise and bright moon" "Why?" "Because I will think of you when I get up, and I will think of you when I sleep ~"

2. "Tell me when you think about it." "I'm not ready yet. I'm thinking about you. "

3. "Someone has a crush on you." "Who is it?" "Right in front of your eyes."

4. "I think I'm a playboy" and "Why?" "Because I like every look of you."

5. "Where's your lighter?" "ah? I didn't. " "Then how did you burn my heart?"

6. "I feel strange today." "What?" "I miss you so much."

7. "Guess what my constellation is" and "Pisces?" "Wrong, tailored for you."

8. "You look like a friend of mine." "who?" "My boyfriend (girlfriend)"

9. "Do you like yourself?" "I like it." "Then I will be your rival in love for life."

10 "Eh, do you know my last name?" "What's your last name?" "Before I met you, my name was Wang. After knowing you, my surname is Fu (Happiness). "

1 1, "Do you like to drink or drink water", "You know what I like to drink", "What to drink" and "Care about you"

12, "Do you know why I am heavier than you", "Because you are fat" and "Because you are in my heart"

13, "I haven't eaten sugar since I met you." "Why?" "Because you are too sweet."

14, "I regard your existence as air", "Really" and "I can't live without you"

15, "My order hasn't come yet?" "What" and "Our Future"

16, "Can you lend me your cup?" "Why?" "Because I want to lend you my life."

17, "Shall we go for a drink?" "What wine to drink" and "Our wedding"

18, "When I met you, I often felt that life was short." "What happened to me?" "The sweet places in life are longer."

19, "Miss, do you have a pen? Let me write a contact information. " "Well, yes." "Go ahead, what's your mobile phone number?"

20. "You dropped something." "What is it?" "You held out your hand and you put me down."

2 1, "I feel so stupid." "How can you think that?" "Because I can do nothing but like you."

22. "We went to the barbecue shop, and there were various dishes of pork, mutton and beef in front of us. What do you bake first? " "Pork" and "Didn't you study me first?"

23. "I always feel that one head is not enough." "What's the matter?" "I miss you every day, and I can't think enough ~ ~ ~"

24. "Your father is a thief, isn't he?" "Why?" "He stole the stars as your eyes."

25. "Tell you an anti-aging method", "What method" and "Love me, love me, love me, love me"

26. "Which hurts more, the iron bar or the hand?" "No, it's my heart."

27. "I must have eaten too much salt." "Why?" "Because I always miss you."

28. "Tell you three anti-aging methods" and "What methods?" "Love me, love me, love me"

29. "I think you are quite strange today", "What" and "You look strange"

30. "Do you know why I don't go to heaven?" "Why?" "Because there is you on the ground."

How many fingers are there in your left hand? How many eyes do you have? How many mouths do you have? I love you too.

32. "I'm afraid of you" and "why?" And "because I'm afraid of my wife"

33. "I want to change my avatar", "What" and "Like you"

34. "Do you want to make your parents happy?" "Yes ~" "Take me home if you want."

35. "What animal do you like", "Cat" and "Meow ~"

36. "Do you think we are just like staying in a giant doll machine?" "Which one do you want to catch?" "I just want you."

37. "Which hurts the most when you hit your head with an iron bar or a wooden stick?" "Of course, my head hurts the most." "No, my heart hurts the most."

38. "Are you tired?" "Not tired." "But you have been running in my heart all day."

39. "I want to ask for leave", "What leave" and "Please marry me"

40. "Do you want a dog?" "What dog?" "the single kind"

4 1, "Our boss is really annoying. He wouldn't let me go after work, but he still let me continue to work overtime. " "Your boss is really a bit silly." "Yes, he often finds fault with me. People in our office are very angry with him. " "Well, stop complaining and give me a hug."

42. "I can read numerology, please raise your hand." "I'll show you." "It's the smell of pig's trotters." "Get out." "Well, you don't need me in your life."

43. "I looked in the mirror this morning, and then I thought of looking for you." "Why?" "You know, I want to give it to you every time I see something good."

44. "Why did you hurt me?" "ah? When did I harm you? " "You make me like you so much!"

The easiest way to be fooled is to be funny.

1, "I didn't see Wan Daoguang's life", "Because I met you on the road"

2. "I really want to listen to the established music with you", "do the established things" and "flirt with you all my life"

3. "I will be your spring cream during the day" and "I will be your hand warmer at night"

4. Are you there? Well, can you take a picture with me? Why? I want to prove to my friends that angels exist, haha.

5. You know what, dear? What? The way you smile at other girls is really ugly.

6. "Guess whether I like beef, mutton or pork?" "I like your pride."

7. "Drink your wine of love", "If there is no refill" and "I am willing to be thirsty for a lifetime"

8. "Nothing suits you better than your love" and "Nothing is more charming than your love".

9. "I think you are unusually like a game." "What game?" Minecraft

10, "You know what? We are both too much. " How come? ""You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated. "

1 1, "Don't complain" and "Hug me"

12, where is it? At home, I always want to break your things recently. Why? Because then you'll let me (accompany you) find a beating, right?

13, "Although I can't satisfy your greatest material life", "But I can satisfy you with my heart"

14 "All the gloom and gloom are left to the past" "From the moment I met you" and "The Milky Way is brilliant in winter"

15, "Guess what uniform I like" and "Being subdued by you"

16, "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" Your Forever and Forever

17, "Do you know what fruit I like best?" "You pistachio"

18, "I like your feeling", "I just want to give you the sweetest part of the grapefruit", "The little mango on the girl's oil cake", "The biggest J leg for you" and "All the lovely ones for you"

19 "I like you", "It seems that there is an earthquake" and "A wave of unrest rises again"

20. "You are still you", "I like those bright eyes" and "a name that makes my heart tremble when I call it"

2 1, "eat the whole family bucket" and "then we will be a family"

22. "I envy the moonlight overhead" and "Because it can see you sleeping"

23. "M: It's boring. What should I do? " "female: catching young men"

24. "Why go at night?" "What can I do with my feet kneeling?" "capable"

25. "I want you to look at the first three words of this sentence."

26. "Give your arm, give you time", "Wait for you, give you salary", "Give your family, give you the rest of your life"

27. "I don't want to eat sugar anymore when I meet you", "Because you are too sweet" and "I just want to eat you"

28. "Without your love" and "My life will lose its direction"

29. "Can we go back to the past?" "yes." "Really?" "Well, before, I didn't know you, and you didn't know me."

30. "If I am the devil of hell" and "I am also a naughty boy who loves you"

3 1, hey, well, be sure to leave one, or there will be no day. No, what's that?

32. "Do you know which god I like best?" "Your eyes"

33. "I have to buy you a compass" and "lest you be lost by me"

You ask me how much I like you, and I know in my heart that I would rather quarrel with you than love others.

35. "Do you know what day it was yesterday?" "What day?" "That was the day when I loved you."

36. "I am in good health and can carry rice bags and gas tanks" and "I just can't help thinking about you"

37. "I want to change my style recently." "What style?" "I can't do it without you."

Honey, what are you doing shopping in the supermarket? When are you free? Come and marry me.

I swear I will love you as much as I do now.

40. "But I caught a glimpse of you", "I saw your eyebrows by mistake", "This joy" and "I have liked you for many years"

4 1, ask you a question, you say, you call your dad at home, is it dad or dad? Dad! Dear daughter, dad is not old, fuck you!

42. "Did anyone tell you this year?" It's good to know you. "

43. "I've only been drunk once" and "I want to be drunk in your heart for the rest of my life"

Isn't the word "home" great? I'll take you home? Shall we go home? Go back to our home.

45. Husband, what should I do if I want to lose weight from today? If I don't lose weight, I'm afraid you will dislike me, so I have to throw it away.

46. "May you clear the fog" and "See love"

47. "I know it's not good to stay up late" and "But I lack your sleeping pills"

48. "What do you want?" "I haven't been sure for a long time." "I have to ask you in my next dream."

49. "Did you just have an earthquake?" "no" "then why do I want to see you? My heart was shocked. "

50. "You should always remember your identity" and "You are my person"

5 1, "I want to take you for a drink", "We are friends after drinking" and "We are husband and wife after getting drunk"

52. Dear, I am fascinated by ghosts. You are the ghost in my heart.

53. I met you, Every night, I can't sleep like a star.

54. "The gap between us is too big, the difference is seconds." "What do you mean?" "One day short"

55. Do you think I have something on my mouth? No, how is that possible? My friend said that I talk about you every day. Why can't you tell? You are poisonous, poisoned by your lovesickness.

The easiest way to be fooled is to be funny. The whole person is a funny and deceptive question routine.

1, does your family know that you are so stupid? No. I see. . Know nothing.

2. A: There is a stupid pig as the referee in the tortoise-rabbit race. Who won the tortoise and rabbit race? B: Tortoise shell: Well, that's what the pig said.

3. "Would you like to be my sun?" "I do." ? "Then please keep 92955886.7 kilometers with me."

4. "Hello, may I know you?" "Why?" "I think your future has something to do with me."

5. What is the roaring dog in the sky, and what is the next god? Next is the dog!

6. Are you my best friend? Yes I just watched TV and said that dogs are man's best friends. . .

7. Do you want a face that falls from the sky (the answer is thick-skinned) (the answer is not shameless).

8. "I am in good health." I can't stand the wind and rain. "I just can't remember you."

9. Say yes ten times. . . . ? Are you different from a pig? Answer quickly, no!

10, I will live for a day? Live what? You can die as soon as you turn over.

1 1, "I want to lose weight, they are thinner than me", "I like you but I don't like them".

12. Let me ask you a question. What is a pig, sheep, dog or pig? Alas!

13, male: "I have a girlfriend" female: "Then she must be very beautiful!" Man: "Why are you so narcissistic?"

14, "Don't you feel bad for me?" "The heart is in your place. Whether it hurts or not, you can do it yourself. "

15, I think you are too narcissistic. Honestly, did you grow up like this? The beauty pageant won the top three at most.

16, "Do you believe in love at first sight?" "I don't know." "Why don't I try to pass you again?"

17, I have lost ten knives, two, how many more? Eight (Dad).

18, "Do you want a dog?" "What dog?" "The single kind."

19, I think you are so strange today. Is it strange there? It's beautiful! !

20. "I want to travel recently and want to travel around the world." "Let's go." "Well, I'll walk around you tomorrow."

2 1, this is my new windproof lighter. Can't you blow it out? What kind of lighter do you have? Windproof but not fart!

22. I am a grain, you are a horse, and together we are a piece of Shaqima.

23, others love you just want to sleep with you, I am different, sofa, kitchen, can be.

24. "What is not north and south in the world?" I am not a thing.

25. "I'm looking for a store?" "What shop?" "Your phone."

26. You're just having fun. Why should I snicker? Because I love you.

27, finished, you also ignore me, I became a dog ignore.

Do you like getting rich? Yes, but I didn't. Why? Because I like to hug you.

29. "Have you heard the story that the tortoise said no?" "no"

30. Peaches are not watermelons? Of course. So you're not someone else?

3 1, I heard that marriage is very cheap, and the civil affairs bureau will get it done for 9 yuan. Let me treat you!

32. "Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me?" "I don't know." "Tang Priest, I will marry you."

33. Do you use your right hand or your left hand to clean the toilet? B: Right hand. You are disgusting. We all wipe it with paper.

34. The way you eat is really cute. Have you practiced?

35. "I want to change my style recently." "What expression?" "I can't do it without you."

The easiest way to be fooled is to be funny. The baby froze to death in winter. Tell me a funny routine.

1, I didn't reply to your message because I was cold, but because my hands were cold.

2. In winter, it molests me, always freezing hands and feet.

3. It's too cold. Come to my bed and say anything.

4, it's cold, there is someone to hug, and there is no one to add clothes.

It's very cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.

6. I want to streaking in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.

7. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen.

8. There is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.

9. A lonely man is widowed, and a girl says she is cold, which is actually a kind of hooliganism.

10, it was so cold that I could even fart and dry my hands.

1 1. If you miss him, send him a rocking box. If he wants to ask you why you are shaking, you can say that I am cold.

12, there is a yearning called longing for autumn water, and there is a cold called forgetting to wear long pants.

13, I can give you a hug at 5 degrees Celsius on a day around 0 degrees Celsius.

14, what is winter? ""I don't want to get out of bed even if I hold my urine. "

15, the weather is cold like a joke, and life is like nonsense.

16, cold weather. There is a way to keep warm, let me hold you.

17, cold, old man. Did you knit a sweater with my red thread?

18, you said cold, I said cold.

19, don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because the weather was too cold and I was unconscious.

20. The weather is very cold. The place I want to go most is not only the bed, but also your arms.

2 1, how happy it is to hug in such a cold day.

No matter how far apart we are, our concern for you will never change.

23. If a girl says she is cold, hug her. Maybe you will have a girlfriend.

24. On this day, the person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on the road is definitely my true love.

I plan to meet you in a sunny winter.

26. The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

27. When it is cold, there is a way to keep warm. You can hold me and hold me tight.

28. It is very cold in winter. How did the earth do it? I want to learn from it.