A circle of friends who don't want to be single on Valentine's Day

A circle of friends who don't want to be single on Valentine's Day (I) 1. Are you in love? Two are missing one.

I didn't realize that autumn was hidden in my dream, and the rest was for others.

There's a reason to be single. I couldn't find my favorite umbrella, so I had to go ahead in the rain.

In fact, being single for a long time is really addictive.

5. Is freedom really that important when two people are together but there is no way to be unhappy?

6. The other party refused your dog food and kicked over your dog basin.

7. I suddenly miss my date, and I don't know if he has eaten, is he busy, where he lives, how old he is, and what his name is.

8. Hello, I'm Yue Lao. Now, give me 50 yuan and write down the name of your sweetheart, and I will let you know what a fairy can't help you.

9. I learned later that the biggest harm a person does to you is not that he doesn't love you, but that he destroys your confidence.

10. Some people say that if you don't know how to cherish, it will hurt after you lose it. But I think the loss after cherishing is more painful.

1 1. Enjoy a high-quality single life.

12. Being single is not terrible. The scary thing is that when you are single, others think you are not single.

13. Don't call me single dog, I'm Fanshan from the canteen.

14. Is there such a person? You have said that you want to give up countless times, but you still can't bear it. Is there such a person that you are willing to be hurt, even though you know you will be black and blue?

15. A girl like me who 12 didn't chop her hand, please keep it, dear. After all, it is virtuous.

16. Comfort you Everything is fine on my way.

17. Good-looking skins are loose, and interesting souls are addicted to singles.

18. Smart innovation starts from the heart and is practiced with passion.

19. Finally, we didn't even have a lukewarm greeting.

20. I want to be a gentle person, because I have been treated like that by gentle people, and I deeply understand the feeling of being treated like that. -"Natsume Friends Account"

A circle of friends who don't want to be single on Valentine's Day (2)1. I put away my tired smile wearily, bent down and gently stroked his face over and over again.

22. The motherland has not been reunified. How can we be affectionate?

23. Stop calling yourself single dog. At your age, the dog is old and dead.

24. I have been blessed by God since I was born. I advised God to get wet with rain and dew, but God wouldn't listen. Let me be single, let me be single.

25. The word loneliness almost runs through my whole long and hoarse adolescence.

26. "I am still chic after Singles Day. I am proud of being single. I am a national condom."

27. Tell Taohua that you don't need to open it. I planted my own flower sea.

28. Claudia's voice was loud, worried that she remembered another beautiful woman. Only when I see an intoxicating smile day after day can I get rid of my depression.

29. I choked to tell you how ridiculous it is to grow old plants. I thought you'd be moved.

30. May the world continue to be lively, and may I still be me.

3 1. The best thing about Ma Yun is that he seems to be the ugliest man in the world who made his fortune from eat woman's soft rice.

When you are good enough, you don't need others anymore.

In order to avoid being disappointed in human nature, I gave up the illusion of love.

34.ta is waiting for you in the future. You have to refuel and become excellent.

35. It's always good to be single.

36. Rogues know martial arts, and no one can stop them.

37. I didn't know that separation was another kind of understanding until tears came down.

38. Being single allows you to enjoy loneliness. It's good to be free alone. Only the sky is vast.

39. Being single means that God has prepared a better person for you. Being single is just that you haven't met the right person.

40. Softness will eventually become a sharp knife and stab you in the heart.

Don't always belong to single dog, single dog. You should be a single turtle by age, a single pig by size and a single fool by IQ.

42. The mobile phone package contains so many phone bills every month, but I don't know who to call.

43. There is a legend in Ireland that if two lovers leave each other, a star will go out in the sky. I hope that the star that belongs to us will never die and shine forever.

44. I passed your heart, not because I didn't want to stay, but because you refused to take me in.

45. It's against heaven that we immortals fall in love with mortals.

46. Without the courage to break through the ground and resist the wind and snow, the future of seeds is not much better than that of fallen leaves.

47. Today is Valentine's Day, but what does it have to do with me? It has always been Valentine's Day without a lover.

48. I hear the sound of time disappearing in the wind.

49. Why do we still have so many reasons to buy from buy buy? Because! For! Yes! That's great. Hui! Ah!

Just because someone doesn't love you as you wish, doesn't mean you are not loved with all his/her being.

5 1. Double 1 1 can't submit a refund application on the same day, so think twice before you chop hands.

52. What are you talking about? Is the game not good? Still can't spend a month's living expenses? The show is not good.

53. Loneliness, but not loneliness, is a transcendental realm. I like to enjoy a person's quiet, like the feeling of detachment.

54. You can only dream when you sleep, and you can only realize your dreams if you work hard.

55. Thanks to Ma Yun, no one asked me this on this day. Did single dog take off the bill? Instead, he asked me what I bought.

Pay attention to your habit, it will become your character.

57. Interesting singleness is better than casual love.

58. Don't limit human love, but yearn for the universe.

59. Are you coming or not, big brother?

60. Do you need a light bulb on New Year's Eve? It doesn't matter whether you eat or not, mainly because you want to see love up close.

Valentine's day humor single sentence sends a circle of friends

I will find flowers in the trash can tomorrow.

I have been single for a long time, and I can't even talk about liking it.

Love can be late, but it can't be taken away.

Being single may mean being a hero in your own eyes and being a woman in others' eyes.

5. Hello, everyone. It's sunny. I'll take off my order today and start wearing two pieces tomorrow.

6. Leave your initials. If you have the same number, make a pair as a Valentine's Day gift.

7. I'm fine now. I'm not in love. I'm too lazy to get to know another opposite sex, ask my name, ask my age, chat, get to know each other and get used to it. I don't know if it's nostalgia or laziness.

8. Asking me out on a date at this time is not love, it is murder for money!

9. I hope you can be happy without a lover on Valentine's Day.

10. If you like, I will love you forever; If you don't want to, I will miss you forever.

1 1. If anyone shows love in front of me on Valentine's Day, I will take a picture. When you get married, the object is not that person, I will send you the photo in a red envelope!

12. There are no gifts this Valentine's Day, only my boyfriend.

13. "Hey, why are you alone on Singles Day again?" "I'm afraid that half a person will scare you."

14. I wish you all love, I have money.

15. Is there anything suitable for everyone today Wednesday? Remember to go to work on time.

Valentine's day humorous single sentences are sent to friends circle 2 16. In fact, it's good to be single, and there's no need to explain who you're having an affair with.

17. Life is not only the present, but also the previous invitations.

18. I hope that when you are single, you will have more freedom and less loneliness. You can also eat well and live with your heart. You will not only maintain the confidence of being single, but also have the courage to love. Wish you an early divorce!

19. I'm sorry to mention this. When can I sprinkle dog food on others?

20. Everyone else celebrates Valentine's Day, but I always celebrate Singles Day!

2 1. It's Valentine's Day soon. I recommend you to see Conan. Detective Conan? Episode 6: Valentine's Day killings. Detective Conan? June bride murder. Detective Conan? Episode 98: Murder Kogoro on a Date. Detective Conan? "The first 106. Episode 107: Memories of the first lover. Detective Conan? " 14 1. 142 episode: the secret room incident on the eve of the wedding.

22. Plant your own flowers and love your own universe.

You can't be an orange. You can squeeze yourself dry and throw it away. You want to be a fruit tree, spring flowers and autumn fruits, which flourish every year. Good morning.

24. It's good to be single, not jealous, not crying, not caring, not afraid of leaving, not afraid of losing, not afraid of being cheated and betrayed, not afraid of romance.

25. It doesn't matter if you are single. You will be single for a long time to come!

26. On Valentine's Day, I want to dress up and eat melon seeds at home.

27. Those who say to rent their own for Valentine's Day, don't be silly, okay? Usually no one wants it for free, but now they collect money.

28. say it again Our name is not single dog, our code name is Lone Wolf!

29. Hello, handsome, I feel very much when I see your photo. Now I commandeer you as my boyfriend for free. I am Princess Mona Marilu, a butterfly with ice purple dew. Promise me you'll be safe. I hope you don't be unappreciative.

30. You drag, you drag, you are a thoroughly remoulded pig. You didn't bring anything except a piece of meat, and no one buried you when you died.

Talk about the humor of sending friends on Valentine's Day.

Humor in the circle of friends of singles on Valentine's Day (I) 1. The whole world smells the sour taste of love, but I smell the fragrance of single dog.

I don't know what day it is. I only know that I am a little genius who loves nothing.

I'm plain, so I can't see it. If you want to miss it, miss it

Today is Qixi Valentine's Day, and Ben single dog has consciously isolated himself at home.

5. Don't deny yourself, you are very kind, gentle and especially worthy.

6. Ordinary single genius.

7. Valentine's Day suggests not drying gifts, but drying boyfriends or girlfriends, maybe with the same model, maybe with explosions.

On second thought, if I'm not single, I'll spend money on gifts tomorrow, so I'd better be single.

9. I have accepted the fact that I am not suitable for dating, and now I am compromising with myself.

10. Stop calling yourself single dog. At your age, the dog is old and dead.

1 1. Recruit ten boyfriends online, and the one who chats privately first becomes the captain.

12. The whole world is filled with the sour taste of love, and only I exude the fragrance of single dog.

13. Excuse me: How to pick up girls? What is the appropriate water temperature?

14. One person is full, the whole family is not hungry, and the wool is on the sheep.

15. Everyone help me hold the flowers. That rose stick stuck to me, 350 thousand. I can't even get up

Humor in the circle of friends of single Valentine's Day (II) 16. We: bored others at home: drained.

17. If you are embarrassed to express your feelings on Valentine's Day, you can give a red envelope.

18. Today is Valentine's Day. There is nothing to send. Just send some people who like to show love and leave my list.

19. Don't ask me why I am single. It's against heaven that we immortals fall in love with mortals.

20. Valentine's Day is not terrible. The scary thing is that you don't have the same person with you every year.

2 1. We agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly made a boyfriend.

22. It's a pity that Jackson Yi can't come back to accompany me this year, but we still love each other. Thank you for your blessings.

23. A word proves that you are still single? I'll go first: the back seat of the battery car is full of dirt!

24. In fact, it's good to be single. You don't need to explain who you are having an affair with.

25. Come here. I have a serious relationship and want to talk to you.

26. Plant your own flowers and love your own universe.

27. Today's delivery price can't be reached again.

28. Today is Valentine's Day. Do you want to keep a dog at home? The single kind!

29. People who are not in love pay for courageous actions. I am happy to find the wind and rain, and I hope that I will not worry about being single.

30. Love can be late, but not take-away.

If you don't want to spend Valentine's Day, just talk about seeing your friends off.

I really don't want to come back, and now I'm in a bad mood, silently watching the video I recorded. A person, who is not interested in Valentine's Day, doesn't want to spend it. I feel that I have spent all my love. Now I just want to love myself and do what I like. I think I should give myself a southern name, such as May, hahaha, good night.

If you don't want to spend Valentine's Day, just talk about seeing your friends off.

1. Well, Valentine's Day in February 14 actually passed quietly. What about New Year's Eve? It is the same. I ate, slept, ate and didn't go anywhere. What should I do if I am really unhappy? I don't want to celebrate the New Year at all. I want to avoid seeing everything. I don't like this.

Second, Valentine's Day is so bad, you don't want to live a life you hate, you love the people you have lived, but have you ever thought about it, have I ever thought about this holiday?

Today is the 40th day together, the first Valentine's Day after being together, and the first time after being together. I am really angry and crying. I wasn't like this before, and I'm not cool after being with you. I also secretly thought about the future. I don't want the future, at least for now, I don't have the courage to think that we can escape from the future.

Today is not Valentine's Day. Today is only Sunday. Don't wish me a happy Valentine's Day. Single dog doesn't want to spend such a boring holiday.

5. It's another Valentine's Day. Today last year, Fat Liu, my married best man, left in his sleep. From now on, I don't want to spend any Valentine's Day. Love in the depths of the ocean is not as good as never seeing each other. We have all lost time, whether we get married or forget the Jianghu.

Sixth, return to single. Bless yourself. I don't want to have another Valentine's Day.

It is said that today is Valentine's Day. I can't believe it. I don't want to have another Valentine's Day. I almost didn't get tortured to death by my friends. I called my date and kept playing in front of me, trying to hit someone, and I, (omit n words here), may have had a fake Valentine's Day.

8. Valentine's Day is coming. Although I always miss Valentine's Day, I know I made a lot of mistakes. That's it. I hope I didn't think about it.

Nine, I can't pass Children's Day, I don't want to celebrate Youth Day, and I can't pass Valentine's Day. I choose to gain weight.

Now single dog not only doesn't want to celebrate Valentine's Day, but also doesn't want to celebrate April Fool's Day.

Eleven, the moon on the sea is the moon in the sky, and the person in front of you is a sweetheart. I don't want to celebrate the New Year, I just want to celebrate Valentine's Day.

Twelve, take the baby at home every day, never thought about a holiday, don't want to receive a paragraph of text and a big red envelope, a little touched. There is no self in the days of taking care of the baby. I am busy every day, but I don't know what I am busy with, and the day has passed. I only wish the baby health and safety.

Thirteen, Valentine's Day is nothing to me. There is no atmosphere in the Spring Festival. I don't want Wednesday and Thursday every week. It is rare for us to go home early today. Happy. Happiness comes from relaxed satisfaction.

Fourteen, I don't want to live another animal year, and I have to burn Valentine's Day on the last day. Not happy at all.

15. Well, it was a good Valentine's Day. It suddenly occurred to me that tomorrow is the New Year. Valentine's Day has no object, and New Year has no red envelopes. This day is so sad that I don't want to spend it.

I don't want to celebrate these so-called festivals. The state stipulates that there are only three festivals a year, but what about Mother's Day, Father's Day, Valentine's Day and so on? Really annoying! Alas, it's hard to be a man!

You said you didn't want to spend Valentine's Day. You said it was annoying to see those people who showed love. In fact, how much you wish he could gently say to you: Happy Valentine's Day, dear!

Eighteen years old, I really don't know what I did in my last life. I met such a person. You like to make trouble. If this goes on, I will throw some money, and I know who will suffer, okay? You didn't want to celebrate the New Year, but I did. Oh, happy Valentine's Day.

I didn't want to spend Valentine's Day today because I felt too tired, but he came to me specially to give me a red envelope and carefully selected gifts for me, which made me feel very happy.

Twenty, I think I am really a sentimental and forced person. . . I don't want to spend Valentine's Day or anything anymore.

Twenty-one, go out on a date. Boyfriend and husband give gifts. Suddenly I'm so lonely. So lonely.

22. I don't want to get up this morning to celebrate Valentine's Day, because I am too sleepy. I was pulled up. I went to buy buy to do shopping, get my nails done and eat western food. I am grateful for such a plain and real life. Only by working hard can we live the life we want and be practical. I hope it will be the same today after many years.

Twenty-three, I really finished with him. Unforgettable birthdays and Valentine's Day in my life made me never want to live again, because I was unreasonable and forced to touch his bottom line, and we really ended. I don't want to feel this heartache again in my life. Meeting you was a blessing I did in my last life. If I can't keep walking with you, I won't cherish it. Everyone attaches great importance to us, and finally we really can't get together.

Actually, I just want to have a Valentine's Day. Even a rose just makes me feel my heart. I have never spent Valentine's Day with anyone. I really want to have a Valentine's Day. I don't want to spend Valentine's Day. I wish all lovers will be well.

Twenty-five or four years of love, except for birthdays, almost no gifts or flowers have been received on Valentine's Day, and Valentine's Day is not celebrated by everyone. He never thought about getting married, never thought that the screen would be blurred again in the future, and he felt humble and cowardly. Everyone knows who can't live without who, but he still doesn't want to let go. Perhaps he is the most individualistic Aquarius in the world.

26. Today is Valentine's Day. Let's spend it together We are angry in the morning and don't want to spend it. In the afternoon, we had a close dinner and wanted to spend ten thousand years together. Yuanbao loves pomegranate.

27. Realistically speaking, I think, I think, I don't want to celebrate Valentine's Day, Qixi, Singles' Day or my birthday, but Women's Day must be celebrated. Women are great, and formal ceremonies should be held in festivals to show their respect.

28. Why did everyone feel Valentine's Day on Women's Day this year? It's a pity to be a male compatriot. Every festival has a reason to give red envelopes, and an honest and frank girl who doesn't want to celebrate this festival floats by.

29. Stephy didn't want to celebrate Valentine's Day. When he heard about Chen He, he immediately rushed to flirt with him.

Thirty, on Valentine's Day, when everyone showed their love, the walker's dog Robinson put a video of himself abusing his girlfriend in the arena. Don't you want to spend Valentine's Day next year?

It's not that I don't want to spend Valentine's Day, but I know in my heart that I won't give you any surprises, and what I expect will never appear.

Thirty-two, it's so direct to call my husband and give him a gift. Wait for my little white shoes to come to me from Hong Kong.

Thirty-three, I may never think about Valentine's Day again. I hope you can hug me again. I wish I could do morning exercises with you as I did when I was a child. I hope there are too many things ... I have always been stubborn and don't want to admit your physical condition, thinking that believers will be loved and everything will be fine, but you suddenly left without holding hands, and I am still very distressed. I can only insist on sharing with a boy. Anyway, I hope you feel at ease.

Happy Valentine's Day. Although I don't want to celebrate this festival at all, you go first.

Thirty-five, you can celebrate Valentine's Day and anniversary in the future, but you don't want to celebrate 520. I hate this day every year.

I want to say that I don't want to spend every Valentine's Day. Because my husband always brings many people to spend the holidays together, I want to say, is this festival spent together? Don't you think it's messy? Who is whose lover? Is that clear?