The most popular jingle

Due to the development of the Internet, many popular online languages have appeared, and everyone will use these popular words in their daily lives. Then everyone knows some popular jingles. The following are the most popular jingles I have compiled. Come and have a look if you are interested.

The most popular jingle

A man's show is a courtesy.

A rotten * * might as well stay at home and fantasize.

Successful men can earn more money than their wives spend, and successful women can also find such men.

When philanderer meets easy virtue, it will be a heavyweight showdown in a sexual storm.

There is a petty bourgeoisie mind, an angry upper body, a punk lower body and a Gothic mind. These are the four new people in the new era.

There is no heart, no money, no money, no love, no fate, and some are getting divorced.

I don't do this for money, I do this for life. I don't want to have sex. I love you.

The weather is cold, please put on your clothes in time, and pay attention to keep warm and warm.

Brushing your teeth is a bittersweet thing, because you have a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.

Life is like a super girl, and the last men are pure men.

Wine always reminds men of women, and wine also reminds women of men. The only difference is that men think of all kinds of women after drinking; When a woman drinks, she often only thinks of a man, and often thinks of a man who abandoned her.

Once again, I wish those netizens who vent their anger crazily in the posts of beautiful women on the cat's paw: hold the Chinese pencil in their hands and look at the words on the pen: B!

If she loves me as much as KFC, it is natural for her to see aunt abalone. If my loyalty to him is as sweet as Yili's milk, I will betray myself if I get a bowl of rock candy bird's nest.

There is an idiot heart hidden under the awesome appearance. ...

Marriage is to put cotton-padded clothes on freedom. It's inconvenient to move, but it will be warm.

A winding river in front of my brother; There are layers of waves on my sister's chest.

Tears are the most overbearing hidden weapon. Gu Long said: Women's tears are simply more terrible than hidden weapons's. No matter how good hidden weapons is, you can at least hide. Women can't even hide their tears. No matter how great hidden weapons is, he can punch a few holes in you at most, but a woman's tears can break your heart.

Humanity Humanity means that people have sex, that is, they don't know their surnames, but they also have sexual requirements.

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Men are four idiots: go home from work, earn money and spend it yourself, eat lobster and leave a phone number for the lady.

Men have four ages: Pentium at twenty, Microsoft at thirty, Panasonic at forty and Lenovo at fifty.

There are four iron friends in the world: one iron goes through the window together, the other iron carries a gun together, the third iron goes whoring together, and the fourth iron shares stolen goods together.

A man's four hopes: there is a cook at home, a good-looking one in the office, a bitch beside him and a young lady in the distance.

Men's four wishes: marry Xiao Zhao, make friends with Ling Huchong, be a man, preferably Qiao Feng, and marry Wei Xiaobao.

Men have four major helplessness: the wife is annoyed, finding a young lady is too expensive, finding a lover is too tired, and not getting married is the most affordable.

Women's four ideals: men have broken heads and shells, send me money every day, and wait in line for me to choose, never getting old.

Fourth-class beauties: First-class beauties have crossed the ocean, second-class beauties are in Shenzhen and Zhuhai, third-class beauties are in Beijing and Shanghai, and fourth-class beauties are waiting for the sea.

The emergence of four loves: first love is like love at first sight, passionate love is like mutual commitment, nostalgia is like obedience, and lovelorn is like you.

Four basic rules: drinking is basically dependent on delivery, smoking is basically dependent on supply, wages are basically unchanged, and wives are basically not used.

The new four-system marriage: break the wife's lifelong system, implement the aunt's shareholding system, introduce the miss competition system, and implement the lover contract system.

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My wish: get drunk naturally every day and wake up naturally every day.

It's strange for women. They know everything they shouldn't know. They don't know what they should know.

The ancients said: think twice before you act; Modern people pay attention to: then d.

People who like drinking also prefer women and friends. Because when drinking, it is easy to think of women and talk about friends.

The world is big, a bed is small, and the two people in the bed used to be very good, but they can't be old.

Looking for her in the crowd, suddenly looking back, that person still despises me.

After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you for your family, thank you for your ancestors for 18 generations. Have you ever seen anyone thank you like this? )

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