Humorous jokes are very short.

Humorous jokes are short and pithy, which are the treasures of our national art. Many people will say some humorous jokes in life. Just a few words can bring happiness and good mood to people. The following humorous jokes are brief.

Humor is short, 1 1, and I don't have to pretend with my brother. He is crazy, too.

2, be a temperamental boy and taste the bitch.

Let me know what the hell is like.

4, driving is not difficult, I am afraid of new people!

5, love at first sight, then decline, three points exhausted.

6. Apologizing is not enough to be forgiven.

7, women are a fart, brothers are king.

8. I want to show that I want to abuse the school!

9. If it is a long insole face, don't step on it.

10, one minute of anger loses 60 seconds of happiness.

1 1, come on, drag it out, slice the green pepper and fry it!

12, don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

13, you get what you pay for, and porridge is not hungry.

14, I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I accidentally hit the wall.

15, rain is born, not a genius!

16, our goal: look at money and earn more.

17, knowing it's a play, I'll accompany you to play it.

18, hooligans are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture.

19, how can you protect yourself if you don't be a woman?

20. What you didn't give me, is she in on it?

2 1, not asking for high marks and money, just asking for 60 years.

22. Missing after breaking up is not missing, but being mean.

I just want to be around you, even if I don't talk.

24. Stay away from me. I don't have a date. I have a husband.

25. No matter how good the relationship is, don't violate a person's taboo.

I will give you a pair of scissors when your hair reaches your waist.

27. I treat you as the only one. Please don't treat me as one.

28, I went to the market to buy food in the morning, I asked the vendor:

29. I can't tell you what your strengths are. I just want to watch you take a shower.

30. If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, then I don't want it. Aunt canteen throws a big spoon:

3 1. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What's more, one garlic a day can drive everyone away.

32. There is no fire in simulated fire, and there is no earthquake in simulated earthquake. Then why is there a test in the mock exam? This is not scientific.

I still remember that my niece asked me a particularly profound question. She said, uncle, why do you have legs on your beard?

34. If a boy's mobile phone wallpaper is you and all his social passwords are told to you, then you can take his money and leave.

35. Every time you take a selfie, you will find that your face value is high and low. It is really boring to be beautiful for a while and more beautiful for a while.

36. When in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives.

37. Xu Xian bought a hat for White Snake. As a result, the white lady couldn't move after wearing it. It turned out to be a snake hat.

38. Eat mala Tang. The boss said that his mala Tang is divided into five grades: slightly spicy, moderately spicy, spicy, unusually spicy, and the next day's buttocks hurt.

39. I hope I can have a house facing the sea and warm in bloom in spring, with 100 Mbps wifi, and I can also order takeout and deliver it to my door by express delivery, without paying the mortgage!

40, what is maturity, * * * didn't rush you, you put on long pants! What is youth? * * Hurry you up, you still don't wear long pants!

4 1, I am so beautiful, mainly thanks to my parents. If they hadn't given me this mouth, I wouldn't be talking nonsense here.

42, the exam is a person's business, but the score is seven aunts and eight aunts, as well as Lao Wang next door and a bunch of other people.

43. Crazy X is too hard to buy now. I tried it many times, but when I paid, it always showed that the balance was insufficient. Have you ever encountered the same problem?

44. Many people can even sell their souls for money. Think about it. It's so sad. Why can't my soul sell money?

45. You are so beautiful. First of all, you should thank your parents. If they didn't give you a pair of skillful hands, could you make yourself so beautiful?

46. Mom: Look, your house is like a pigsty. Don't clean it up! Me: Have you ever seen a pig tidy up the house? Not all pigs.

47. Black boys explain to their girlfriends why they are black: first, because I am not superficial, and second, because I am secretly protecting you.

48. Looking back, I found that other people's heads are printers, tape recorders, digital cameras, and my head is a soymilk machine.

49. You must lose ten pounds this month and send this circle of friends to testify! If I lose less than ten pounds, I will delete this circle of friends and send it again next month.

50. Every time I see a photo of my ex-girlfriend drying her boyfriend in a circle of friends, I feel sad. After all, it's been half a year since we broke up, and the Apple X she bought before is still in stages!

5 1, if I can choose life, I'd rather be simple. A teacup, a hut, an acre of fertile land, and 100 million deposits. Simple, good.

Humorous paragraphs are short by 2 1. A lot of things can't be obtained just by saying that you like them, such as me.

2. When someone asks why the attitude will change after catching up, I will ask you: Do you still read after the exam?

I found myself paralyzed. I tried to tell myself that I had to go to work today, but my body just didn't respond.

Give me the bear in your arms. If you can't stand it, you can give it to me.

5. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

6. As soon as you appeared, the cucumber became cold.

7. After the English listening test, I realized a truth. Some words are only said to people who understand.

8. It was cold, and the quilt caught a cold. I always feel that I need to stay in bed.

9. I will hit you if I hit you. Do you still have to pick a date?

10 I was going to sell my house to support you, but the landlord wouldn't let me.

1 1, I have to rely on threats for everything a beautiful girl can do.

12, I am a very close person, try if you don't believe me.

13, you should eat enough and go to bed early. Don't stay up because you are ugly.

14, try to get to know those people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more you hate them!

15, it's really too hot. I want to find someone to fight for a few days.

16, playing with good people is called playing, and playing with bad people is like working overtime!

17, some women wear stockings, which are very nice. There are also some women wearing stockings, which shows that the quality is very good.

18. Yesterday, someone asked me if I was alone on Tanabata? Nonsense is not a person. Is it a dog? It's true to think about it now.

19, don't go too far in taking selfies in your circle of friends, we've all met them.

20. Even if you fail 99 times, try again and take an integer.

2 1, research shows that drinking a cup of hot milk one hour before going to bed every night will cost a few more dollars than people who don't drink milk.

22, single for many years, the most difficult thing is not loneliness, but dealing with the neighbors' seven aunts and eight aunts and uncle Wang!

You are irreplaceable, and no one is as ugly as you.

24, the old month! Can you tie my marriage without the red rope from the cottage? Every now and then!

25, the summer vacation is so long, you must find someone who can pick watermelons together.

26. My three strongest heartbeats occurred when I was called by the teacher in class, when I walked down the stairs, and when you smiled at me.

27. Push your nose to your face, but your nose is too high for me to push.

28. Today, I didn't love others with all my strength, but used it to tear up the courier.

29. When I am in a bad mood, I will make harassing calls to others in the middle of the night to wake them up and I will sleep.

30. Ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you like to date yourself? I can't even think about it. What a blessing.

3 1, before marriage, closer; Get out of the way after marriage.

I don't want to be single anymore. I want someone to grab my food when I eat, my computer during the day, my quilt at night and my razor in the morning.

I have always been brave enough to admit my mistakes and will never change.

God, don't let me lose my hair again! I'll trade these ex-partners for you!

Talking to the person you like is like talking to God. You said they never responded.

36. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.

I was told that there is nothing more complicated than love in this world. I threw a math book in his face.

38. True love is when you clearly think the other person is a pig and are afraid of being taken away by others.

39. The only thing I can put down now is chopsticks. If I go in, I can't get out. It's a bed.

You can't kidnap me as long as I have no morality.

Humor is short 3 1. Youth is capital, and it is worthless without hard work.

2, men are useless, don't say that women are too lofty!

3. Life is as crisp as autumn.

See clearly what is good for you and remember who bit you.

None of the friends in the dormitory will forget it.

6. If you have money, you don't envy the gods.

7. The job failed to load. Please have another school holiday.

8. I don't like grade three, I only like grade four.

9, they all say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact they are all made up.

10, I tried to turn gracefully, but I ran into a wall.

1 1. Don't panic if you cheat, just pretend if you catch it.

12, your dream is too big to stop.

13, I'll give you some B. Do you really think you can live every day?

14, my heart doesn't go with love, so I agreed to spend the night.

15, what are you, I don't want you?

16, no one chats online, and it's boring to sit. Alas!

17, strangely enough, I don't blame myself.

18, I want to give a home, but she doesn't want me.

19, I'm not Master Kong. You can soak if you want!

20. The more people you like, the ruder the conversation.

2 1, never say goodbye, see you later.

22, eat properly, you have the strength to lose weight.

23, the sky is falling, you hold on first, I'll find a stick.

24. Laugh for ten years, then laugh at wrinkles.

25. I want not only likes, but also likes.

26. In the new year, I want to look at money and make money!

Without you, I live better than anyone else.

28. Don't compare with your brother, who knows you can't afford to play.

29. Indulgent laughter is my only pride.

30. Spend more time and energy and less time on affectation.

3 1, I really haven't seen it since I said goodbye.

We are not mature yet, we are old.

33. The temperature of life depends on the temperature of the mind.

The more people I know, the more I like animals.

35. Lie down where you fell.

36. I can afford to put it down, and I'm not ashamed.

37. If you give me herpes, I will live and die together.

38. If I really can't lose weight, let me grow taller!

39, death, can be clear; Born, but can practice his ambition.

40, breasts are very useful, but it's not yourself who is cool.

4 1, change your life with my three fireworks.

42. Don't smile at your sister, she will fall off when she smiles.

43. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.