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Funny jokes about summer fever
1. Those who can still be invited out on such a hot day are friends of life and death.
2. They are all cooked pork belly, just bring your own salt.
It is not naivety that defeats you, but naivety.
4. Don't make friends with people in cities below 40 degrees.
There is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue.
I don't want to wait for anyone, so I will wait for the red light and die when the rain stops.
7. Since then, we are no longer just, and I am no longer your father.
8. Stop being depressed and be as lively and cheerful as a psychopath.
9. Don't say sorry to me, I can neither forgive you nor stab you to death.
10. People still need to go out for a walk more, otherwise they don't know how comfortable it is to play mobile phones at home.
1 1. I can't stand the heat. I'm abnormally hot and I'm annoyed.
12. The weather is as hot as a joke and the days are like nonsense!
13. It's as hot as a steamer, and people are turning into steamed buns.
14. God, you have to let everyone know that this summer was contracted by Flame Mountain!
15. It's too hot. I bought a basket of eggs and turned into a chicken when I got home.
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