Humorous sentences describing hot weather

1. My little friend and I were fainted by the heat.

2. Today, someone died. His name is hot.

I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!

It's so hot that it's more comfortable to see you than to dig a watermelon and eat it with a ticket!

The weather is as hot as a joke, and life is like nonsense!

6. The weather is hot and annoying, and the sudden rainstorm is always annoying. When I saw myself in the mirror, I became very upset.

7. You said, don't dress so conservatively on such a hot day!

8. Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances!

9. In this weather, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and barbecue, and only a garlic between me and scallops!

10. It's too hot to stop!

1 1. Decisively stay in the air-conditioned room and never come out again, and then prepare enough water.

12. It is said that you have to wait until the melon is ripe. I really want to unload early! I really can't stand this hot summer! It's too hot!

13. You have to eat a cold dish quickly, or it will become spicy!

14. Inviting you out for dinner in this weather is definitely the difference between life and death, and it is definitely a lifelong event!

15. In this weather, all the people who come out to play are anti-Japanese heroes.

16. The worst summer in history! Little buddy, are you greasy?

17. Let's stay at home. We can fry eggs on the sidewalk.

18. God, you have to let everyone know that this summer was contracted by Flame Mountain!

19. The heat is unbearable. I'm extremely hot and annoyed.

20. I want to go to the headmaster's house to take a bath when the water is cut off in this heat.

2 1. My body is dying of heat in Chongqing, and my soul will be with you.

22. If I die of a fever in Chongqing, my brothers remember to collect the body. That's very kind of you. There must be air conditioning in the coffin.

23. By summer, we will eventually die of heat!

24. The porcelain-touching industry, which was most affected by high temperature, was completely shut down!

25. The sunshine in midsummer is really like dipping in pepper water, and there is no shady place on the empty street.

26. It's as hot as a steamer, and people are turning into steamed buns.

27. Special note: Hou Yi couldn't come out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to hold the baby. Please get ready for the summer vacation.

28. Lying in bed is braising in soy sauce, adding a mat is teppanyaki, steaming after getting up, going out for barbecue, cooking in the pool, frying on the way back, and returning home to the pot!

29. The burning sun tore the skin of the earth.

30. The sunshine in midsummer is really like dipping in pepper water, and there is no shady place on the empty street.