Funny and humorous sentences with hot weather in winter

1, it's too hot. Have an ice cream to cool off.

It's so hot that I'm melting. I wish I could have a cool ice cream to relieve the heat.

Yesterday, I was sweating profusely. Today, my scalp is numb with cold. The alternating rhythm of Xia Dong is amazing.

It's too hot. I kind of miss winter, at least not as hot as it is now.

Winter is coming, and my brain is frozen with cold. As soon as I think of going to work tomorrow, I'll put on my long pants.

6. The weather turned cold, and I finally understood the meaning of "freezing to death in winter".

7. When the cold wind blows in winter, one feels blocked.

8, the weather is too hot! I can't even buy raw eggs! I bought a mat yesterday and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept! The car doesn't have to light itself! Just met a stranger on the road, smiled at each other and became familiar! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt!

9. It's winter. I am not a bachelor. I am a popsicle.

10, it's cold to go out in the morning, and I feel that I can wear a down jacket; It's so hot at noon that I feel I can wear short sleeves. I was shivering with cold at night and felt that I should put on my down jacket again.

1 1. Take an extra coat in cold weather. Remember to take an umbrella when it rains. Buy a cup of hot milk tea when your hands are cold. Don't treat yourself badly.

12. It's getting cold. Now quilt and I have become allies, and I will spend the whole winter.

13, the weather is too hot, only the refrigerator is cool, but unfortunately my ice cream has melted.

14, the weather today is really amazing. It's like winter in the morning, autumn when the warm sun blows, and summer when the wind blows at night.

15, the weather is as hot as a steamer, and people are turning into steamed buns.