Say a funny character in summer.

1, thick thighs and black stockings, this summer is terrible.

My present life can't satisfy me, so I want to break through.

I call 10086 when I am in a bad mood, because he never scolds me.

Myopia has a great advantage, that is, you can look at you who are close to you.

Although famous flowers are taken, they should be loosened from time to time.

6. Friend, I'm busy now. Please call 10086 if you need anything.

Money is no problem to me at all. The problem is that I have no money at all.

8. The joke is getting lower and lower, because life is getting harder and harder.

9. It's easy to pull eggs when you step on it.

10, my attitude has always been my decision.

1 1, pretending to be a city dweller, now the earth is called a village.

12, don't take attracting the opposite sex as so-called love.

13, it was your mouth that made you mean, so I slapped you.

14, watching her cry, my heart is bleeding, you know?

15, love, what the hell, are you kidding? That's ridiculous.

16, I'm over three years old, of course I'm well informed.

17, life is like turning over a book, and once it is turned over, it is gone.

18, don't say that I have changed, thanks to you.

19, my world will be more wonderful without you, so get out of here.

20. I can love it vigorously, or I can love it dry and crisp. It's up to you.

2 1, don't pretend to say wish me happiness, you are not qualified to say that.

22. You always appear in my nightmares and never give me a little bit of beauty.

23. You smell of vinegar and say you are not jealous.

Sleeping late is not my specialty. My specialty is sleeping during the day.

I'm not lazy, I just like doing nothing.

27. To be a fairy like me, there must be fire and smoke.

28. When the road is rough, I will shout and leave after shouting.

29. Don't play cool with me, you have to give in if you quarrel.

30. Don't be a white horse, don't be a dark horse, you should be a zebra.

3 1, stop bragging, you don't know you can brag.

32. My goal: Look at the money and the thickness.

33. Every summer when I get a tan, I always say, "Nothing, it will be repaired in winter."

34. I just wanted to turn around gracefully, but I didn't expect to hit the wall in luxury.

Every time I smoke, I feel like I'm flying in the fog. It feels good.

36. When you have done nothing, think about how you feel now.

37, a person even his heart is false, do you think he can be true?

38, provoke me Logger Vick, you are not negotiable.

39. You are not my makeup contact lens. Why should I look at you?

I believe that nothing is difficult as long as I work hard, but I am lazy.

4 1, who do you think you are? You go out, others have to watch you.

If you don't marry me, tell your children to be careful after school.

43. I bought a love letter for only two yuan. Alas, this love is really cheap.

44. What is yours is mine, and what is mine is mine.

45. There are not too many heartless people in the world, only too many boring people.

46. Keep your eyes open and see how I can move towards glory.

47. I'm just used to having you, not without you.

48. Let's get to the point. Don't challenge my limits with your ignorance.

49. Even if employers and employees are single, they will be more brilliant than you.

50. Why pretend to be pure when it's all water? Why pretend to be a sheep when they are all wolves?

It is too hot in summer.

First of all, in summer, the poisonous hot sunshine erodes the unhealed wounds.

Second, it's so hot this summer that people walking in the street are like entering a steam bath.

Third, it's so hot that it's more comfortable to see you than to dig a watermelon and eat it with a ticket!

Fourth, they are all cooked pork belly, just bring your own salt.

Fifth, the weather is so hot that I really want to be beaten back to the cold palace.

Six, you say, don't dress so conservatively on such a hot day!

Seven, it's cold, I can't make your cotton-padded clothes; It's hot, I can't be your air conditioner; It's raining, I can't be your umbrella; It's snowing, so I can't make gloves for you. But I have a heart that no one can love you. I hope my love can bring you the most satisfactory happiness! Have fun!

Eight, the current weather, tap water can directly soak instant noodles! Hope to adopt.

Nine, this day is so hot!

Ten, the weather is too hot, buy a basket of eggs, go home and become a chicken! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt!

In midsummer, it is so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly near the shade, as if they were afraid that the sun would burn their wings.

It is very hot here today. Be agitated.

I don't want to go out, it's hot.

Fourteen, the weather is so hot that everyone should wear masks when they go out in the future, so that people can only look at it on their noses.

Fifteen, just bought fruit as dried fruit to take home.

Sixteen, a bowl of steaming noodles in winter, freshly baked sugar fried chestnuts, and baked sweet potatoes in your hands are not as good as the temperature when you are around.

Seventeen, the weather is hot like a joke, and the days are like nonsense!

Talking about hot weather. Talk about the recent hot weather.

At noon, the sun hung motionless on the top, burning everything, and even the trees hung down their branches, as if exhausted.

Watermelon is my mistress in summer.

Twenty-one, begged the emperor to put male and female servants in limbo. It's too hot for male and female servants.

Twenty-two, a little lucky: the weather is so hot, I drank a disposable iced coke today, so happy.

Twenty-three, at noon, the sun is shining, the shadows turn blue, the weeds sleep in the heat, and the chilly air passes under the dense forest leaves.

24. Midsummer is the most painful day of the year, which makes people helpless. The sunshine in midsummer is almost poisonous, and it seems to strike and retaliate against human beings intentionally, so that people curse it and even shoot off this poisonous day after school.

25. It's really hot. It seems necessary to buy a refrigerator. The temperature is really high recently. It's only May.

Twenty-six, the hot summer heat is unbearable, teach you a strange recipe for relieving summer heat: at noon, the sun is in the sky, and you can exercise hard in the open space without shelter. Once you get heatstroke, you can relieve summer heat. This is called fighting poison with poison and fighting summer heat with summer heat.

I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!

Twenty-eight, dreaming of dream of eating spaghetti, waking up in the morning to find that the shoelaces are gone!

Twenty-nine, I picked up a dollar on the side of the road and immediately sent it to the police uncle. Uncle policeman thundered, Guawazi, do you want to burn me?

Thirty, in this weather, all the people who come out to play are anti-Japanese heroes.

Thirty-one, it's too hot. If you buy a basket of eggs and go home, you'll become a chicken! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep!

Thirty-two, all those who go out now are anti-Japanese heroes. They often walk in the street, how can they not get wet?

Thirty-three, this mat, you are a spy sent by the electric blanket.

Thirty-four, Chongqing will stage a realistic film with heavy taste: "The whole city is hot to death"

Thirty-five, you are gold, and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

No matter how hot it is at night, I will cover myself with a quilt. Maybe it will make me feel safe.

When the electric fan became a hair dryer, I felt that life was meaningless.

Buy a mat, and sleep will become an electric blanket!

39. I just saw a person walking in the sun and slowly disappearing. A friend in the physics department next to me said it was sublimation.

Forty, the people who can still ask out in such a hot day are friends of life and death.

Tell me something interesting about summer.

1, the heat and sweat of sleep soaked my heart. 2. I am an air conditioner. Do you love me?

I am crying at every pore.

4, long hair and waist are already very hot!

5, the car starts without ignition.

6. We will die of heat in summer!

7. Watermelon is my mistress in summer.

8. I need air conditioning in every cell.

9. Mahjong was burned as soon as it played.

10, it's too hot to stop!

1 1. It's very hot in summer and winter, you know?

12, this summer, is it going to kill me!

13, the weather in summer is as hot as a steamer.

14, I'm not fat, I just expand with heat and contract with cold.

15, someone died today. His name is Spicy.

16, the weather is so hot that I really want to be sent back to the cold palace.

17, mosquitoes don't bite, only cold water pipes.

18, Houyi, your mother asked you to come out and shoot the sun! !

19, my friends and I were fainted by the heat.

20. Why does this mat feel like an electric blanket?

2 1. In summer, poisonous and hot sunshine erodes unhealed wounds.

22. My sister's hair cut my face on the bus.

23. It is not naivety that defeats me, but naivety!

24. The air conditioner seller bought a house in Beijing's Second Ring Road.

25. Lying on the mat feels like iron beef tenderloin.

26. I want to sleep naked tonight! 150 mosquitoes like it.

27. It's so hot today, should I change my hairstyle?

28. I can't stand the heat. I'm abnormally hot and I'm annoyed.

29. In this weather, all the people who come out to play are anti-Japanese heroes.

It's as hot as a steamer, and people are turning into steamed buns.

3 1. Although I didn't do anything, I was still sweating like a pig.

32, the weather is hot like a joke, and the days are like nonsense!

33. What I bought was obviously air conditioning, but what Nima blew was heating.

34. Going out to eat at noon is really a difference between life and death!

35. It's so hot that I want to go to the headmaster's house to take a bath.

I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan.

If it becomes so hot, it won't be broken. The wings have melted!

38. I finally know why the old ancestors only wore one leaf.

39. Everyone is an acquaintance. Lori has become a mature woman.

40. The technological era that tap water can cook instant noodles has finally come true.

4 1, met strangers on the road, smiled at each other and became acquaintances!

42. When I wake up in the middle of the night, I will cover my roommate with a quilt and call me Lei Feng.

43. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan.

Let's stay at home. We can fry eggs on the sidewalk.

45. In such hot weather, all you can make an appointment with is a friend of life and death. ...

46. Girls, if you meet a boy with air conditioning at home, get married.

Honey, I can shelter you from the wind. Fuck off! Block my fans!

48. Girl, marry the headmaster with air conditioning in the dormitory.

49, mix a cold dish, you have to eat quickly, or it will become spicy!

50, the weather in July, the sun is vicious, making people sweat.

5 1, two strangers came to Chongqing, and then, and then they got acquainted.

52, the worst unscrupulous summer in history! Little buddy, are you greasy?

53. All the beggars who wrote chalk on their knees and pretended to be sick left.

54. Last summer, my long hair and waist were replaced by Otto's eggs from Black Miguel.

If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time every year.

56. Iced watermelons are indispensable in summer, just as you need me.

57, the current weather, tap water can directly soak instant noodles! Hope to adopt.

58. I am so hot. Check your boyfriend's roaming records. If you turn it over, it will get cold.

If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time every year.

60. Decisively stay in the air-conditioned room and never come out again, and then prepare enough water.

6 1. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Chongqing. Sleeping with him was so hot that he died.

62. The porcelain-touching industry, which was most affected by high temperature, was completely shut down!

63. I'd rather cover the quilt with the air conditioner on than blow the fan with a fan.

If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time every year! .

Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Beijing. He was so hot when he slept with him!

When the electric fan became a hair dryer, I felt that life was meaningless.

67. It's really hot! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept!

68. Spring and autumn eloped, and summer stole my kiss with ice cream!

69. A realistic film with strong flavor will be staged in Beijing: the whole city is hot to death.

70. If you wake up at night, don't forget to cover your roommate with a quilt.

7 1, my body is dying of heat in Chongqing, and my soul will be with you.

72. Two strangers came to this city, and then, and then they got acquainted. ...

73. The weather is unbearably hot, and the cactus's shadow is Fahrenheit 125 degrees.

74. Summer is here. The object depends on the object. If there is no date, we will stay in the air-conditioned room.

75. Oh, my God, you should let everyone know that this summer has been contracted by Flame Mountain!

It's so hot that it's more comfortable to see you than to dig a watermelon and eat it with a ticket!

Hello, Grandpa Sun, on behalf of all mankind, please don't make the summer vacation so hot!

78. No matter how hot it is at night, I will cover myself with a quilt. Maybe it will make me feel safe.

79. I really miss my childhood. I can go shirtless like a boy on a hot day!

It is said that all parts of the country are mourning for a guy named Hot. How hot it is!

8 1, the midsummer sunshine is really like dipping in Chili water, and there is no shady place on the empty street.

82. Many things, like the weather, will get hot or cold. By the time you realize it, a season has passed.

83. It's really hot. If you want to eat cold dishes, you have to eat them while they are hot, or they will get hot soon!

84. Hou Yi couldn't come out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to hold the baby. Please get ready for the summer vacation.

Hate summer jokes. Tell me about it.

1, there is always a road to walk alone, so go on bravely and finish it beautifully. Every trauma in life is a maturity, and every loss is a gain. No one can bargain with life, so as long as you live, you must work hard. I will still believe that the stars can talk, the stones will bloom, and you will finally arrive after crossing the fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter.

Once people start to walk, they can't stop. Now I am beginning to grow like a random tree, trying hard and confused. I hope that a branch can produce lovely flowers and grow dense shade, which can shield me from the sun in summer and give me fruit to eat in autumn. Make your own tree so that you can enjoy the cool for others.

The deadly summer is coming. If anyone can install air conditioning in our classroom, we will marry the head teacher.

4. I still cross the winter and the equator without hesitation, and rush to your summer with joy.

5. A good lover is not necessarily a good lover. Lovers' love is like summer, the sweetest. Being a pair of lovers means that their love begins in winter and they must be patient. This is not an easy task, because few people know how to appreciate the elegance of silence and the connotation of waiting when they are young.

6, summer summer quietly in the past, leaving a little secret.

7. What cannot be broken is always truth, and despair buries hope.

8. Summer always gives people sunshine and mysterious feeling. In this beautiful nature, summer nights really amaze me. I believe that in this ever-changing four seasons, it is not only summer that has this unique charm. There must be many interesting things in nature waiting for us to uncover its mystery.

9. Summer came, the lotus bloomed, but we left.

10, in spring, you brought me the warmth like a spring breeze! In summer, you brought me the same enthusiasm as the sun! In autumn, you bring me maple feelings like red leaves! In winter, you bring me transparency like snow!

1 1. This summer, we will end our friendship in exchange for a holiday without homework.

12, the summer in that park is the tears we shed together in the sun.

13, just give me a rose, like a thin glass of wine, like a gentle breeze. This is the most touching love, like spring, warm and elegant. Just like summer, it is hot and unforgettable.

14, I miss him too. Somewhere, I'm less embarrassed and you have less shoulders.

15, 19, many years later, we called this summer that summer. We had a bright smile that was beautiful and gorgeous.

16, night is a hotbed of loneliness and a cradle of indulgence. I'm scared, but I love it. However, I still can't get rid of the habit of wanting to keep warm. Even on such a hot summer day, I still long for a cup of hot coffee in my hand.

17, this summer, love is fragrant, and everyone is telling the memory of love.

18, it is so hot in summer! Cicada kept calling in the tree, as if to say, it's so hot! The earth is as hot as steaming us; The sweat we left behind is like big pearls. Flowers, plants and trees were sunburned and bowed their heads.

19, many years later, we called this summer that summer. We had a bright smile that summer. It was beautiful and gorgeous.

20. It's midsummer, the breeze is slow, and the moon rises in Dongshan. Although there are no magpies on the old locust tree, cicadas have been calling and frogs in the pond are blowing loudly.

2 1, according to the teacher, it is the hottest in Changsha in summer, as hot as a stove burning on a fire; Winter is just the coldest, as cold as a refrigerator. It's winter now, and it's so cold that we dare to walk outside in four clothes.

22. We are like summer and autumn, but we can always turn winter into spring.

23. If you want to lose weight in summer, what you need most is not a gym, but finding someone!

24. The next summer, the classroom was full of people again, but unfortunately it wasn't us//*

25, don't rely on others, it is when you still have someone to rely on.

Karry was born in September and Roy was born in November. They have a summer and an autumn.

27. After the summer of youth, who can remember which year it was?

28. Just like all the seasons are turned into summer by you, I always blush in front of you.

29. The glory of the setting sun covers the spun yarn, and the breeze comes at you with flowers, giving you a pleasant evening breeze in early summer, with the delicate fragrance of jujube flowers and Chinese rose flowers, floating into this simple and comfortable living room.

I don't talk to you, not because I don't love you, but because I'm afraid I'll be blank when I wait.