How to go to an art exhibition and pretend to know art? Dafen Village Oil Painting Weibo

Pretending to be B is the most taboo thing for you. You must have green leaves as a foil.

First of all, you should go to IMG Model Agency and hire two beautiful Latino models born around 1995. Dress them in Ruifuxiang handmade cheongsam with Manolo Blahnik shoes, and never wear stockings. If the weather is cold, let them add a Versace trench coat outdoors. Be careful not to say anything about color matching. What the model chooses is better than your eyes. Since it is an art exhibition, Lotos glasses must be equipped for them. Hermes' bag should also be their back. Tiffany is more suitable for artistic atmosphere than Chanel in the choice of perfume. You can wear plain clothes, but jewelry is essential. What is more suitable for formal occasions than Cartier?

Then it's time for the protagonist to appear. As an art lover, you must have an Engels beard, two feet long hair in a ponytail (you can use a wig), and you can't wash it three months in advance. Then the red No.2 basketball vest is paired with leek-colored fat beach pants and a pair of flip-flops that have been wrapped for more than eight years.

In this way, against the backdrop of two green leaves, you are definitely the brightest artist on the scene.