Happy and witty sentences

1, I came to your city, but you didn't invite me to dinner.

2, acne is nothing, that is, you are cute enough to soak.

As soon as you see that you like the sea so much, you must like the waves.

I hope you don't be stingy, because the door will rot!

There are many things that you couldn't figure out at that time. Don't worry. Think about it later, and I won't remember.

6. The teacher always teaches us to take care of trees, but I want to tell you that trees seem to have been made into test papers.

7. Men are like food in the canteen. It tastes terrible, but it's too late.

8. It may not be like this if you try hard, but it must be very comfortable to give up.

Open today's headlines and see more wonderful pictures.

Happy smiling face

You don't have to come across the ocean to see me, just give me your half-year savings.

10. If something is destined to happen, sleeping for a week will still happen. If some people are destined to appear, you will still meet them when you turn around.

1 1, girls who love to eat will not be too bad luck, because "the rice runs with their mouths open."

12 Some people even say that I wear eye shadow, which is an insult to my dark circles.

13. Once upon a time, there was a man who wanted to finish his homework before eating. Later, he starved to death.

14, never regret anything, because that was what you wanted.

15, I heard that it rained in your city. I wonder if you have an umbrella. If you do this, the rain will be in vain.

16, the person who can make you live the most like yourself must be the one who loves you the most and the one you love the most.

A cool and happy person

17, the sense of security is not given by others, it depends on how much you love yourself, eat and wear warm clothes, your mobile phone has electricity, and your wallet will never collapse.

18, the most rogue in winter, always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

19, it was so cold that I could even fart and dry my hands.

20. What is the most crowded bus you have ever taken? I was just passing by, but I was squeezed into the car.

2 1. I want to buy things when I am angry. When I buy things, I have to spend money. As soon as I spend money, I lose. I get angry when I lose money.

22. I don't know how expensive the meal is, and I don't know how fat I am without taking pictures.

23. The happiest thing in the world is eating, and the second happiest thing is eating late!

24. You should know that girls with small breasts are caring.

25, people who laugh at me, please white your toothbrush first-there is a green vegetable.

26. After all, I am already so ugly. Can you be more beautiful?

27. Anything that confuses you is enough to destroy you. Softness is a disease, and affection is fatal.

28. Some people say that I am shameless, which means that I am jealous. How can I be so handsome?

29. The wind was so strong that it messed up my hair and blew off your wig.

30. When you meet someone you like, go for it boldly. If you can't catch up with what you are afraid of, it's a matter of participation.