Where is the weather good recently?

1 ... Canary openly recruits Mr. Right for the whole society, stating that income, occupation, personality, appearance and marriage history are not limited, and there is only one condition-there must be a house.

On the first day, a phone call came in.

"Do you have a room?"

"Of course, it is made of pure natural materials, pollution-free and pollution-free, which guarantees a healthy and happy life after living in it."

The canary went on a date excitedly.

When I came back in the evening, my mother asked each other how they were doing.

The canary cried with a "wow": "What kind of house is the shell on the snail made of pure natural materials ..."

The next day, another call came in.

"Do you have a house with more than three bedrooms?"

"There are many rooms in our house. Even if we have more than a dozen children in the future, I guarantee that everyone will have their own single room. "

Hearing this, the canary went on a date happily.

When I came back in the evening, my mother asked each other how they were doing.

The canary cried again with a "wow": "What a big room, just the small hole in the bee's nest, I can't even put my toes in it ..."

On the third day, the third call came in.

"Do you have a house with more than three bedrooms? Is that room big enough? At least I can turn inside. "

"Our home is a four-bedroom apartment, and each room is spacious. It will be more than enough for my parents-in-law to play mahjong with the two of us. "

The canary was so happy that she hurried to the date.

When I came back in the evening, my mother asked each other how they were doing.

The canary sighed: "The blind date is a vole, but there are many rooms, which is the whole basement." It's all water. Why pretend to be pure? It's all wolves. Why pretend to be sheep? "Come in and have a look. It's so classic, it makes people speechless [welcome to reprint], and it smells musty. When it rains, it pours water ... "

On the fourth day, the fourth call came in.

"Do you have a house with more than three bedrooms? Is that room big enough? Also, 20 10.5.29, if it's a basement, it's over. "

"It's a two-bedroom apartment at present, but if you like, I can build a three-bedroom apartment tomorrow. Moreover, my home is a high-rise building with fresh air, sufficient lighting and broad vision. "

The canary heard this condition and went on a date again.

When I came back in the evening, my mother asked each other how they were doing.

The canary shook his head: "The blind date is a squirrel. The room is quite high, but it is full of tree holes and easy to grow bugs. I have to choose him ..."

On the fifth day, the fifth call came in. When will the weather heat up in Wuhan after April 10?

"Do you have a house with more than three bedrooms? Is that room big enough? Also, if it's a basement or a wooden house, it's over. "

"You said I qualified. And I tell you, my home is a modern high-rise building with reinforced concrete structure, which is absolutely safe and reliable. "

As soon as the canary heard that the conditions of the Lord were good, she quickly dressed up for a date.

When I came back in the evening, my mother asked each other how they were doing.

Canary shook his head: "The blind date is a sparrow, and the house is quite modern, but I always feel that I live in the background, and the room smells of soot when I eat ..."

On the sixth day, the sixth call came in.

"Do you have a house with more than three bedrooms? Is that room big enough? Besides, it's impossible if it's a basement or a wooden house. Also, the room must be your own and cannot be shared with anyone or animals. "

"You said no problem, I think! ~ ~ road. My home has air conditioning, which is warm in winter and cool in summer. The room is spacious and gorgeous, with exquisite workmanship and excellent materials. Someone will wait on food and drink ... "

"There is no such thing. Who are you? "

"Me? I am the director of the zoo. "

2. One day, a swordsman and a swordsman decided to compete.

Swordsman: "Are you ready? I won't let you see the sun tomorrow morning! "

Knife man: "Hahahaha ... Hahahaha ... Hahahaha ... The weather forecast says it will be cloudy tomorrow."

On the highway, in Dehui weather, a truck was speeding, dragging a dog, a cat and a horse on it! The car collided with a truck at the corner and the driver fainted on the spot. After a while, the driver woke up and saw a policeman next to the truck in Wuhe weather. The policeman was beside the cat, whose neck was broken. Joan b's travels, the policeman pulled out a gun and said, it is also a kind of pain for you to stay in the world. Let me drive you, so the police shot and killed the cat! The police came to look for the dog again, and the dog's spine was broken. The policeman said, hey! You also don't live, bang! The dog has been solved! The police came to the horse again, and three of its four legs were broken! The policeman pulled out his gun and fired a shot at the horse ... the driver was sweating! The policeman walked slowly towards the driver.

Squat down and ask the driver: Master, are you all right?

The driver jumped up from the ground: call the police, comrade, I'm fine!

4. When Zhang Dashuai was shopping leisurely, he suddenly heard a loud cry, which startled him. On June 8, looking back, it turned out to be a peddler selling head rot, carrying a burden and coming out of the alley.

Zhang Dashuai was furious: "Arrest me!"

Somehow, the tofu seller dragged it all the way to the marshal's house.

"I want to shoot him!"

Zhang Dashuai said, dragging the vendor to the playground. With a bang, the stall owner fell to the ground. Soon, I saw the peddler squirming. Baby, I'm sorry, get up. Strange, the body is not injured at all.

At this moment, Zhang Dashuai said proudly, "You just scared me, and now I want to scare you. The weather in Qumalai, hehe. "

5. Once upon a time, there was a paratrooper who was inexperienced and timid. One night, when he finished his task, it was cloudy and rainy for people on land, fgh893, so he installed many shiny light bulbs on himself, but this fool just fell into someone else's yard. The owner of the yard is an old woman in her sixties. After hearing the sound, she opened the door to see what had happened. When the paratrooper saw someone open the door, he dragged the light bulb all over the floor and asked the lady politely, "Excuse me, madam." Excuse me, where am I? The woman huddled up and looked at him and said in a trembling voice, "Earth … Earth …"

Peter's stepmother was very cruel to him after his biological mother died. Although Peter is only eight years old, he is forced to do heavy work in the field. One day, Peter dug up a strange oil lamp in the field. "Great, it's a little old, but it's probably still usable after cleaning?"

Peter took out a piece of cloth and began to wipe, wipe, wipe. Suddenly, an elf jumped out of the oil lamp. "Oh dear!" Peter was taken aback. "Please don't be afraid. I am a kind and omnipotent sleepy elf. I wake up once a thousand years. If someone happens to clean this lamp when I wake up, I can come out to play once. " "What a coincidence! If I hadn't polished this oil lamp just now, you would have slept for another thousand years? " "Yes, in order to thank you, I want to grant you three wishes."

"I think I will ..." "Wait a minute, I forgot to tell you that whatever you want, your fierce stepmother will get twice as much as you!" "Are you? Then, I see ... I want 500 thousand dollars. " "Ba Cuba Gu Gu." As soon as the spell of the sleepy elf fell, Peter appeared in front of him with a huge sum of money that he never dreamed of. "Remember, your fierce stepmother has got a million dollars, and your second wish ..." "I want a three-story villa." "Ba Cuba Gu Gu." A magnificent villa appeared in front of Peter. "Peter, your fierce stepmother already has a six-story villa, and you have another wish."

"Now, please scare me to death, my weather diary (English learning is difficult)."

Seven .. One day, Xiao Ming and Fan Xiao are dating ... They are enjoying the scenery of Yangming Mountain and ...................................................................................................................................................... is riding slowly! "Do you want to know what Xiao Ming said? Xiao Ming said, "Don't be afraid! Do the same thing with me! "Don't be afraid to close your eyes! Ha ~ ha ~ ha ~

8. The police stopped the speeding man, Lianyou's assistant, took out a fine notice and asked, "What's your name?"

Foreigner: "My name is Sadil? Rizos, Tom? Demetrius. Kelly Ann Roborough. . . "

Policeman: "Forget it, don't drive too fast in the future."