Who gives some cold jokes (super cold)

1, black.

2. People with racial discrimination.

3. People who can't count.

A borrowed a pen from B.

B said: No Pan!

B borrows a mobile phone from A to play games.

A said: Without Pan, there would be no games!

A: It's too hot!

B: How did the heat die?

A: It's freezing!

A butterfly broke its wing, but it still flew away. Why?

.......... because it is very powerful.

7: 11. Play business.

Nurse 7- 1 1 =-4

A German, a Frenchman and a Japanese are going to work in the mine.

The boss is American. He said to the Germans, "You have a good physique and are in charge of coolies. 」

He said to the French, "You said you were an engineer in charge of the mining plan. 」

To the Japanese, he said, "You are very thin. You are in charge of supply. Then every other week, they start to work.

A few days later, the Germans and the French found that the Japanese had disappeared. After searching for a long time, they decided to go back to work first.

When the Germans started to work, the Japanese suddenly jumped out.

Shout out:

"surprise! 」

Xiao Ming's father said to Xiao Ming: If you are good today, my father will take you to the market to watch others eat sugar.

An international student is taking a driver's license test in the United States, and the road sign ahead prompts him to turn left. He is not sure, ask the examiner:

"Turn left?"

A: "Yes"

So ... I hung up. ..

Grandpa said to his grandson: Do you know that the fourteen books written by Jin Yong can be connected into a couplet? Flying snow shoots at the White Deer Plain, laughing at the man of God leaning on Bi Yuan 'an!

Sun Tzu said disdainfully, do you know that seven books written by JK Rowling can be connected into one sentence? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...

One day Snake A asked Snake B, "Ah B! Are we poisonous? "

Snake B replied, "I don't know? Why do you ask this? "

A snake said, "Because I just accidentally bit my tongue."

A lumberjack applied for a job.

Foreman: Try the Woods ahead … See how many trees you can cut down in a minute …

A minute later ...

Foreman: Wow ... 20 trees a minute ... amazing ... where did you work before?

Worker: Sahara forest ...

Foreman: I haven't heard of it. ........................................................................

Worker: yes ... then I changed my name!

Why do ants leave only one line when crossing the desert?

Because it rides a bike.

Why do ants leave two lines when crossing the desert?

Because he postponed it.

Why do camels leave a straight line when crossing the desert?

Because ants ride bicycles to carry them.

A pig came to England on foot. What has it become?

pig

Students from China had an accident on a foreign highway, and they fell off a cliff with their cars. When the traffic police arrived, they shouted down: Hello? I'm fine, thank you. Then the traffic police left and the overseas students died.

Q: Once upon a time … there were two monsters, a red monster and a green monster. It takes 3 bullets to kill the red monster and 1 bullet to kill the green monster. Now that you have a pistol with only two bullets, how can you destroy two monsters?

A: First, kill the green monster with 1 bullet. The red monster turned blue with fear, and then killed it with the remaining 1 bullets. -

Sakyamuni and Tathagata have a guessing game, and the loser hits each other on the head.

The result has always been that Sakyamuni lost and was shot in the head.

Finally, once Sakyamuni won.

He made a gesture of shaking his head.

But for Tathagata, let me go to the toilet first.

As a result, he never came back.

So for thousands of years, Sakyamuni has been waiting for the Tathagata, with a big bag on his head and a gesture of bouncing his forehead.

Father tomato, mother tomato and child tomato are walking.

Tomato children can't walk fast.

Mother tomato turned back and said, catch up.

The old leader sighed, how happy you are, thinking about you everywhere,

When I was on a business trip, I didn't have a young lady. When I came back, my family of seven crowded together.

To make out, you have to sprinkle some sugar outside the door and shout again:

. . . . . . . . . "Children, let me hold your mother and grab candy! ! ! "

There is a meat steamed stuffed bun. One day, he went to drink, but he was drunk, so he walked with a telephone pole and vomited.

It becomes steamed bread.

Xiaoming's father has three sons. The first one is called heavy hair, the second one is called two hairs, and what's the third one?

It's called Sanmao. ..... because Xiao Ming is a woman.

Rene Liu chased Jay Chou hard, but Jay Chou sternly refused in public!

Jay Chou said: ... milk tea ... I only like Youlemei.