Ruoyi classical Chinese

1. The standard translation criteria for China's ancient Ruo translation are as follows:

(There are two people,) one is the most impatient, the other is the slowest, and (two people) drink together around the stove in winter. The impatient man's clothes fell on the fire and caught fire. When the slow-witted person saw it, he casually said to the impatient person, "I have seen what happened just now." I want to say, but I'm afraid you're too impatient. I'm afraid it's not good for me if I don't say it. In this case, should I say right or wrong? " The impatient man asked what it was, and the man said, "The stove burned your clothes." The man stood up by pulling his clothes and said angrily, "In that case, why didn't you say so earlier!" " "People say you are impatient, but I didn't expect this. "

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One is the most urgent and the other is the slowest. In winter, we gather around the fire to drink. The impatient man's clothes fell into the stove and caught fire. The slow-witted man looked at it calmly and said, "I've been watching it for a long time." I'm afraid you will be impatient, but I won't say it, and I'm afraid it will be bad for you. But I won't say it when I say it. " The impatient man asked what it was and said, "Burn your clothes." The man stood up on tiptoe with his clothes in his hand and said angrily, "In that case, why didn't you say so earlier!" People who are slow in sex say, "outsiders are impatient, but they will do it."

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In one fell swoop, I went to Beijing to have a try, and the servant packed his luggage. When I walked into the wilderness, there was a strong wind that blew my headscarf off.

The servant shouted, "It's landed!" The master was unhappy and said to him, "Don't talk about landing in the future, just talk about it." Servants lead it; Tie up your luggage and say, "Now you go to heaven and you'll never get there again."

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An instructor resigned and looked at the elephant, but he was reluctant to stay. People asked why, and replied, "I think it would be nice to have such fat pigs and sheep."

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After the sacrifice, Guangdong and Guangxi fought for a big dirty pig, and each side raised a dirty head. Wide text is a little stronger, as dirty as possible. Competitors only have a handful of oil in their hands. Because: "Although I am not allowed to bury (dirty), you are not special (oily)." KU$X [G_JK%h

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The instructor's son got into a fight with Xian, and the instructor's son went back to cry to his mother after repeated battles and defeats. Mother said, "His family eats meat all day, so he is as strong as a coward and can fight. Your family eats carrion all day, and its strength is weak. How can you beat him? " The instructor said, "So don't be busy, my son. Wait until the sacrifice is over, and then retaliate against him. " UrG# `！ @? VY\W$J

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The mouse and the wasp became brothers and invited a scholar to make an alliance card. The scholar had to go and was listed as the third person. A friend asked, "Why do you live under a mouse?" He replied, "The two of them are drilling and stabbing for a while, so I have to let him." The world's largest reading forum v-U@ck:N{x

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The two Taoists disagreed. They criticized the truth of Taoism and cheated each other, but it took a long time to decide. So, please put yourself in front of Confucius. Confucius said, "I know a lot, so why should I be the same?" The two old gentlemen are true Taoists, and Qiu Su admires them. How can they be fake? "The two of them happily back out. The disciple said, "Master, why bother! Confucius said, "This generation coaxed him away, and then he hooked up. What's bothering him? " ODg}5\9]

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Mr. Daoism married a woman, went out until midnight, and still lingered in front of the hall. Servant cloud: "Xianggong, please stay up late at night." "You don't know," the gentleman said angrily, "this little beast is presumptuous there at this time!"

ceremony

When Wenguang arrived, his master took fifty dollars as a token and wrote a sentence: "I have fifty dollars as a token, and my master will bow a hundred times." The teacher wrote a post and returned it, saying, "What if you subtract 50 worshippers and make up a hundred?" The master replied, "I'd rather worship 150." What if I don't have these fifty compositions? " l*_#by\Iy 1m oDpR 1f

3. Cold light burial records in classical Chinese answer cold flower burial records

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Maid, Wei Ru is a woman. Jiajing Ding You died on May 4th and was buried in Xu Qiu. I won't die, but my life is also my husband!

When the maid first arrived, she was ten years old, wearing double-breasted clothes and dragging dark green cloth. One day, when it was cold, Ruo cooked water chestnut with fire, and the servant girl cut the surplus grain, gave it outside and fed it. The maid took it, but she didn't take it. Wei Ruren laughed it off. Confucian people rely on several meals of each maid, that is, several meals, but their eyes are moving in Ran Ran. Confucian people are also mean to laugh.

In retrospect, it has been ten years since the election. Oh, how sad!

-selected from four collections of Mr. Zhenchuan's collected works

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The maid's name is Hanhua, which is my wife Wei Ruren's dowry maid. Jiajing died on May 4th, 16th year, and was buried on the mound. It's fate that she didn't serve me to the end!

Han Hua was ten years old when he came to my house, with two round buns hanging down and a dark green cloth skirt that could mop the floor. One day, it was very cold and water chestnut was being cooked at home. Hanhua peeled off the boiled water chestnuts one by one and put them in a small earthen pot, which was full. I just went into the house from the outside and got something to eat. Take the cold flowers away at once and don't give them to me. My wife laughed at her like this. My wife often lets Han Hua eat at a low table, and she eats too, slowly turning her eyes. My wife pointed it out to me again and made me laugh.

Looking back at that time, it has been ten years. Oh, what a pity!

4. "Mi Zhu salary" is translated as "Mi Zhu salary":

Rice is like pearls and wood is like cinnamon. It is often used as a metaphor for high prices and hard life.

Idiom origin:

(Han? Liu Xiang's Warring States Policy? Volume 16 "Songs of the South") "Su Qin of Chu, in March, is to see the king. Talk about death, quit and leave. The king of Chu said,' I have heard of the ancients, sir; Mr. King came to see me from a long distance, but he refused to stay. I want to hear about it. "Yes:' The food of Chu is more expensive than jade, and the salary is more expensive than Guangxi. Worshipers, damn it, it is rare for a king to see the emperor of heaven. Today, I have made the minister eat jade and cook osmanthus, because the ghost sees the emperor. "The king said,' My husband will give up, but I have heard my fate.' "

Explanation:

Su Qin went to the state of Chu and lived there for more than three months before he met the king of Chu. When the interview is over, I want to say goodbye. The king said, "I've heard a lot about you for a long time, just like hearing about sages. Today, you have come all the way to pay my respects. Why not stay for a few days? I hope to hear more relevant information. " Su Qin replied, "The grain of Chu is more expensive than Baoyu, and the firewood is more expensive than osmanthus trees. Informants are as close as ghosts, and kings are as rare as emperors. Now you want me to eat jade, use cinnamon as firewood, and borrow ghosts to see the gods. " The king of Chu said, "Please stay in the hotel for a while. I obeyed. "

Use example:

(Yao Li Zicheng, Volume I, Chapter 26) It is not easy to live in Chang 'an.

Other uses:

"girlfriends cook"

(Qing? Pu Songling's Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio? Volume 8? Si Wenlang): "Song Yue said,' You have a' girlfriend pearl', so don't worry about the axe. There is a cellar behind the house, which can be used. "

Mi Zhu Guixin

(Ming? Gui Youguang's "Book with Zhou Dianshan"): "The north is extremely cold and almost uninhabitable."

Mi Zhu, Jorgen

(yuan? Wang Yun's poem "Answering Professor Jin Qing" says: "A pale dog's clothes are easy to turn over every day, but a' pearl rice with laurel salary' is hard to live in Beijing."

Firewood is very expensive

(Ming? Chen Ruyuan, Jin Pingmei? No.26): "My in-laws are old, my loving mother is lonely, and my part-time office seems to be empty. Who will run' Guixinyu Granules'? "

Ji Yan has a high cost of living.

(Song? Wang Yucheng's "Chen Qingbiao"): "Looking at the clouds is not without love; There is no plan to live in Beijing. "

Food is as expensive as jade, and fuel is as expensive as cinnamon ―― extremely high cost of living.

(Tang? Chen Shu of Yao Silian? Volume six? "History of the Post-Rulers"): "How can you eat jade boiled osmanthus for no reason? Will Huaibao be fascinated by the country and think alone? If domestic and foreign officials have done nine things, they can recommend one person each to meet the requirements. "

Fan Yu chui GUI

(Tang? Art and literature gathering in Ou Yangxun? Volume 35? People's department 19? Three kingdoms Wei? Should it be? "I am tired of giving back, and my servant is unhappy. Boiled osmanthus with rice jade is still excellent. Although I'm glad that the emperor came from heaven, I'm thinking about rain. I'm not good at it. I miss all the masters, and I am sleepy. "

expensive

(Tang? Lin Kuan's poem "Offering to Kong Langzhong in the same year" says: "The emperor lived in the mansion and sold all the books in cold clothes. Every time I drive a horse to find a frost shadow, the door is often at the beginning of the drum. "

An expensive and hard life

(Song? Sima Guang's "Answer to Liu Xianliang's Letter"): "Although the minister of the attendants is secretly entrusted, the monthly salary is only tens of thousands, and' ghosts cook jade' is endless."

5. In classical Chinese, the sincere and touching Wang Jia was from Zhangwu, He Wen.

At the end of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, Jizhou joined the army. At first, he didn't get enough praise. Later, he was sent by the state government to escort more than 70 people, including exiled prisoner Shen Li, back to Beijing.

Under the system at that time, exiled prisoners were all escorted in chains. When staying in Yang Rong, I sympathized with their hard work, greeted them and said to them, "Since you have committed crimes, it is my responsibility to make famous religions suffer losses and be bound by ropes. Don't you feel guilty for taking the trouble to escort your team now! " Shen Li and others declined politely.

Wang Jia said, "Although you have violated the national law, it is very painful to wear shackles. I want you to get rid of the shackles and gather in Beijing. Can you arrive on time? " These people all thanked each other and said, "We must not be late." So Wang Jia lifted all their shackles and reached an agreement with them not to escort soldiers, saying, "You should arrive in Beijing one day. If you don't keep the agreement, I will die for you. "

Let them go. The prisoner was overjoyed, and no one defected according to the agreed date.

The emperor was shocked and summoned him to talk with him and praised him for a long time. So he called all the prisoners together and ordered them to bring their wives and children, and held a banquet in the temple to forgive them.

The emperor wrote: "All living beings are spiritual, know likes and dislikes, and know right and wrong. If we treat each other with sincerity and know how to persuade, then shallow customs will also be educated and everyone will be fine.

In the past, there was chaos at home, moral education was abolished, officials were heartless, and the people were treacherous, so prison lawsuits continued and social atmosphere was hard to change. I was ordered by heaven to support thousands of people, thinking of abiding by the legal system of sages and educating people, and working tirelessly from morning till night. This is the original intention.

Wang Jia deeply understands my intention and sincerely educates and guides; Li Shen and others were moved to consciousness and went to the government. We can know that it is not difficult for everyone in the world to get an education, but the officials failed to give them advice and make them commit crimes and cannot turn over a new leaf.

If all officials are Jia and all people are like the same, then there is no need for criminal law. How far is this state of governing the country? "So Wang Jia was promoted to Yongling, and he gained a reputation for competence.

6. Humorous classical Chinese tells a new story. Xie Taifu is as cold as ice, telling the child the meaning of the paper.

Suddenly it began to snow, and Gong said cheerfully, "What is snow like?" ? "Brother Hu said," Sprinkling salt in the air can be simulated. Brother and daughter said that if catkins were not due to the wind.

"Laugh loudly. Compare the catkins in spring to the snow in winter ... If you are a girl, you have to take a nap today. If you don't leave me, fuck you, you will have no less than two or three sentences.

Anger also, people who take a nap, not only me, but also the focus. What's more, I haven't lost my mind, and I am very wronged. What can you do? If you really have the ability, why are more than half of the students lying on the chopping board? Six out of ten people hate you. Are you okay? Its number can be seen.

Let bygones be bygones, but today's events are hateful and make me angry. Mother is sincere, and mother is not happy.

A meat thief went to Beijing to sell meat, stopped to urinate in front of a toilet on the side of the road and hung the meat outside. Seeing this, the second man stole the meat.

Before he went far, A came out of the toilet, grabbed B and asked B if he had seen anyone take his meat from the toilet. B was afraid that A would see through, so he put the meat in his mouth early and said impatiently, "You are such an idiot! How to hang the meat outside the door without losing it? If you put meat in your mouth like me, is there any reason to lose it? " -Han Weiyuchun's "Laughing Forest" name game Xu Zhicai, the king of Xiyang in the Northern Qi Dynasty, is very eloquent, especially good at word games.

When he is not the king, he tries to play with the king, a senior minister. Wang laughed at the name and said, "Your name is Zhicai. What's the point? In my opinion, it is similar to call it' lack of talent'. "

Hearing this, he immediately laughed at Wang's surname: "The word Wang is added to the left of the word, 呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄2157

On another occasion, Xu Zhicai entertained guests, and Lu Yuanming was present. During the dinner, Lu Yuanming made fun of his surname and said, "The word' Xu' means not entering the people (Wei added' Yu' and' Jin')."

He immediately mocked Yuan Ming's surname-the word "Lu": "The word" Lu "means that" An "prints a public character as" Lu ",and then matches it with a horse as a donkey." Lu Yuanming was flushed and speechless, and the people in the room laughed their heads off.

-Old title Sui Houbai's "Qi Yan Lu" Bird's Nest and Calf Hou Bai later became an official in the Tang Dynasty and often worked with people in solve riddles on the lanterns. Hou Baixian made three chapters for everyone: "What you guess must be a visible object; Second, you can't make empty explanations to confuse everyone; Third, if the explanation is finished, but you can't see this thing, you should be punished. " Then he first made a riddle: "The back is as big as a house, the abdomen is as big as a pillow (the crossbar behind the car), and the mouth is as big as a cup."

Everyone guessed for a long time, but no one guessed right. They all said, "Where is an object with a mouth as big as a cup and a back as big as a room?" There is no such thing. You must make a bet with all of us. Hou Bai finished gambling with everyone and explained, "This is a swallow's nest. "

They burst out laughing. On another occasion, Hou Bai attended a large banquet.

During the dinner, everyone asked him to make a riddle for entertainment. What you guess can neither be strange nor difficult to understand, nor can it be abstract and untrue.

Hou Bai replied, "There is something as big as a dog and looks like an ox. What is this? " Everyone has been speculating, some say it's roe deer, others say it's deer, but they are all denied.

Let Hou Bai tell the answer. Hou Bai laughed and said, "This is a calf."

-The old title "Qi" by Sui Houbai asks for the name of Tianbao. In his early years, the famous secret supervisor He wrote to the court and wanted to retire to his hometown of Wuzhong. Xuanzong Li Longji respected him very much and treated everything differently.

When He Zhangzhi left, he said goodbye to Tang Xuanzong, and his eyes were full of tears. Tang Xuanzong asked him what other requirements he had.

Zhang Zhi said: "I know that Zhang Zhang has a son who hasn't been named yet. If your majesty gives it a name, I will be honored to return to China. " Xuanzong said: "Faith is the core of Tao. Blessed people have faith.

Qing's son should be called Fu. "Know chapter thank humbly.

It took me a long time to realize. I thought to myself, "The emperor is so happy with me. I'm from Wu, and the word' fu' is the word' claw' followed by the word' zi'.

He named my son Fu, didn't he call my son's paw? -Gao Songyi's "Living in Groups" does not know what poetry is. Ai Zi likes to write poems. One day, Ai Zi swam between Qi and Wei and stayed in a hotel.

In the evening, he heard someone talking next door: "A song." After a while, he said, "One more song."

Ai Zi was baffled and sleepy all night. Lying until dawn, * * * heard the man in the next room say about six or seven times, that is, six or seven songs.

Ai Zi thought that the man in the next room must be a poet. He was quietly absorbed in poetry at the foot of the mountain, and he felt respect in his heart. He also liked this man's quick thinking and decided to get to know him. Early in the morning, Ai Zi got dressed and got up, adjusted her crown belt and stood at the door to meet her.

Soon, a peddler-like man came out of the next room, thin and ill. Ai Zi was disappointed, thinking: With this respect, you look like a poet. Perhaps, people can't judge people by their appearances, and they can't guess blindly.

He went up to him and asked, "I heard that Mr. Wang has many poems." Can I see them? " The man said, "I'm a businessman and I never know what poetry is."

Has refused to come up with poetry. Ai Zi stubbornly said, "I heard you say' one' in the house last night, and then you said' one'. Isn't that a poem? " Hearing this, the man couldn't help laughing: "You misunderstood.

Last night, my stomach was upset. Every time I have diarrhea, I can't find toilet paper at night, so I wipe it with my hands. Diarrhea lasted all night, and my hands were dyed almost six or seven times.

When I say' hand', I don't mean the first poem. "Ziyi listened, ashamed.

-The Word Game of Lao Shi's Essays on Ai Zi Su Dongpo heard that Wang's Essays on Words had just been written, so he went to the office to congratulate him and joked: "In the masterpiece, it is said that' bamboo' whips and' horses' are' Benedict'. But I still have a question: "I don't know what's so funny about whipping dogs with bamboo?" Gong Jing just laughed and asked, "Is there any evidence that the word' pigeon' is changed from' bird' to' nine'? Dongpo immediately replied, "The Book of Songs says,' The dead pigeon is in mulberry, and his son is seven'. Together with their parents, it is exactly nine. "

7. Click on the classical Chinese "Search for God" of the righteous dog savior. Volume 20 There is a "righteous dog burial", and the story goes like this:

Sun Quan is a native of Li Xinchun, whose ancestral home is Jin 'an and Xiangyang. Keep a dog, white, with the word "black dragon" Love is especially important. Let's walk, drink and eat together.

Suddenly one day, I was drunk outside the city and didn't go home, lying in the grass. The satrap Zheng Xian went hunting and saw the grass was deep, so he sent someone to set fire to Ruo. Believe in pure lying and proper downwind. When the dog saw the fire, it pulled its pure clothes with its mouth, but it didn't move. There is a stream where I sleep, which is thirty or fifty paces away. The dog was so anxious to get wet in the water that Zhizhi came to lie beside him and spilled it on him, saving his master from the disaster. Tired of carrying water, the dog died in the test.

When Er Xinchun woke up, he was surprised to find that the dog was dead and soaked to the skin. Traces of a fire, because you are crying. Smell in the satrap. The satrap said piteously, "Dogs repay kindness more than people." How can a person who does not know how to be grateful be like a dog? "That is, he was ordered to be buried with coffins and clothes.

There is a dog burial in Jinan today, which is more than ten feet high.

Later, in the postscript of Seeking God, there is a story about Yang Sheng's dog.

Jin Taihui and Yang Sheng, from Guangling, have a dog. He likes it very much. The young man was drunk, Ozawa grass, sleep, can't move. When the winter moon starts a prairie fire, the wind is particularly strong. The dog barked by Zhou. He was drunk. When there is a pit of water ahead, the dog gets into the water and scatters himself on the grass. So many times, after a walk, the grass is wet. Fire won't burn. You can't see it until you wake up.

8. Kou Zhun, an ancient Chinese translator, was born in Xiaguan, Huazhou (now Weinan, Shaanxi). When I was a teenager, I was spirited and proficient in reading three biographies of Spring and Autumn Annals. At the age of nineteen, he was chosen to take the Jinshi exam. Later, he was admitted to Jinshi and was awarded the position of judge in Dali. Promoted to the positions of "Cheng in the Temple, Judge of the Third Division, Judge of Salt and Iron". In the spring of the second year of Chunhua, during the drought, Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi asked the ministers around him about the current political gains and losses. Everyone used the number of days as an excuse to beat the emperor's careless eyes. Kou Zhun replied: "According to Hong Fan, it should be a connection between heaven and man. The reason for the drought is because the criminal law is unfair. " Song Taizong was very angry and got up and went to another room. After a while, the emperor called him and asked him why it was unfair. He said, "Please ask the emperor to send two people, and I will tell you where the bureaucrats break the law and where they engage in graft." After the emperor issued an imperial edict to summon the two men, Kou Zhun said: "Zuji and at the same time illegally accepted bribes, but Ji received less bribes but was sentenced to death;" Because Wang Huai is the younger brother of Wang Zhen, a political participant (Deputy Prime Minister), he took tens of millions of bribes, but he was only punished with a stick and was reinstated. Is this fair? " Song Taizong turned to ask Wang Xun, who immediately kowtowed to admit his mistake, so he blamed Wang Xun (demoted) and praised Kouhuai (promoted and appointed). Soon, Kou Zhun became Zuo's doctor, and the next year, the emperor appointed him as a consultant (Prime Minister).

When Song Taizong came to power for several years, Zheng Feng and others demanded a crown prince. The emperor was very angry, beat and scolded them and demoted them to Lingnan as an official. No one in the court dared to mention such a thing. (On one occasion, Kou Zhun was framed, and he and Zhang Xun quarreled fiercely in front of Emperor Taizong, exposing each other's shortcomings, which made Emperor Taizong feel very angry. At present, Zhang Xun was dismissed and Kou Zhun was demoted as the magistrate of Qingzhou. Kou Zhun has just been recalled by the emperor from Qingzhou and returned to his post, and he entered the palace to see the emperor. Kou Zhun said: "Because your majesty chose Chu Jun for the world, you can't use the opinions of harem women and court eunuchs;" Can't listen to the nearest minister; Only your majesty's own choice can maintain the prosperity of the country. " Qin Shihuang later named him Crown Prince.

After Song Zhenzong acceded to the throne, he wanted to make him prime minister, but he was worried that his personality was too upright to be independent. In the first year of Jingdezhen, Shi An was promoted to participate in politics. At that time, Kou Zhun was a university student in Jixian Hall, and his official position was Deputy Prime Minister. Under Shi An (Prime Minister), when Kou Zhun was the deputy prime minister, he did not choose people by rank, and many officials in the same dynasty were very dissatisfied with him. Later, some officials were dismissed. Because of this personnel change, the minister of the same dynasty took the past rules as an example to see the emperor and said that Kou Zhun was unruly. He said: "When you become a prime minister, you must appoint talents and dismiss some incompetent officials. No, if you use convention, you only need one official. " Wang Qinruo was jealous of him. Once, after going to court, Kou Zhun stepped down first. Wang Qinruo said to the emperor, "Does your majesty respect Kou Zhun because he has political and social contributions?" The emperor replied, "Yes." Wang Qinruo added, "Your Majesty doesn't think the Ge Yuan incident is bad. On the contrary, he said that Kou Zhun had contributed. Why? " The emperor was startled and asked, "Why?" Wang Qinruo said: "The alliance under the city is considered bad in Spring and Autumn Annals. In fact, Jiyuan's handling of this matter is a kind of alliance under the city. How bad it is to regard your emperor as an alliance at the gates! " The emperor was very sad. He was in a bad mood.

Suffering from diseases such as windstorms, Liu intervened in the political affairs behind his back. When Kou Zhun met with the Emperor, he said, "Everyone has great hopes for the Crown Prince. I hope your majesty will consider it. For the sake of Da Song Chao, transfer him to the Prince and choose a wise minister to assist him. " The emperor agreed. Kou Zhun secretly ordered Hanlin Yangyi to draft the Zhao Biao, invited the prince to come out to supervise the country, and wanted Hanlin Yangyi to help. Soon the plot was exposed, and Kou Zhun was removed from many official positions by Queen Liu and his gang, and only named him as a prince and a teacher, and later named him as a landlord. In the first year of Ganxing, he was once again demoted to Leizhou (now Guangdong Haikang) to join the army. He died in Leizhou a few years later, and the coffin was sent back to Xijing for burial at the order of Hengzhou. Many ordinary people cried on the way to pay homage to him. Near his tombstone, bamboo was broken to clean up the clearing, and paper money was hung as a souvenir. A few months later, all the dead bamboos beside his tombstone sprouted. Everyone thought it was an echo of heaven, and later a ancestral temple was set up for him, which was worshipped every year.