A collection of 100 classic jokes that make you smile happily

For a while, cold jokes were the most popular in WeChat Moments. Occasionally, I would burst into laughter while browsing Moments. Below is a collection of 100 classic jokes and sentences about Happy Smile that I carefully compiled for you. I hope you will like it!

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1. Bee follows The mouse fell in love, but the mother bee refused to agree to it and said: The girl is afraid of marrying the wrong man, she is short-sighted, and you will suffer if you marry him. The mouse's mother also disagreed and said: "Son, all the nurses are dressed like angels in white. Look at her wearing a tiger skin outfit, it's so out of place."

2. A police dog met an ordinary dog ??on the road and asked: "Where are you from? Why haven't I seen you in the police station?" The ordinary dog ??replied: You are all positive people, we are all You went behind enemy lines and worked as an undercover agent, so you were sure of your success.

3. In order to keep cool in the summer, the puppy and kitten hung a rectangular box on the wall and closed the doors and windows. After a long time, the puppy said to the kitten: "Why is it still so hot?" The kitten said: "It's strange, how can a box hung by humans make the temperature drop?"

4. Winter is very cold. , the puppy was afraid that the rooster would catch cold, so he moved an electric heater to keep the rooster warm. The rooster said, "Thank you, that won't work. Its light is like sunlight. When I wake up in the middle of the night, I will mistakenly think that it is dawn and it is time to crow." "

5. The little bear wanted to use a duster to dust off the dust. He heard that the rooster's feathers were very beautiful, so he happily went to the rooster to borrow some feathers from it. The rooster said arrogantly: "You have found the wrong person. I will not lend you my beautiful feathers." The little bear asked: "Why?" The rooster said: "Haven't you heard of the legend that the iron rooster never plucks a hair?"

6. A gecko was wandering around in the swamp. At this time, a crocodile crawled over from a distance, opening its big mouth to eat the gecko. The gecko suddenly got smart, hugged the crocodile's leg and shouted "Mom" "The old crocodile was stunned for a moment, took off his reading glasses and burst into tears: My child, don't stop doing beauty treatments and lose weight. Look how thin you have become.

7. Frog Joke: People say that you, a toad, want to eat swan meat, and you don’t care what you look like. The toad said: I have dreams. What do you know? You are a frog in a well.

8. A hen laid a particularly large egg. The reporter went to interview the hen and asked how it was laid. The hen lowered her head and said nothing. The reporter went to ask the rooster, and the rooster said very angrily. :It’s so depressing, I have to beat the ostrich to death if I catch him!

9. Fox: It’s obviously high-end perfume, but they say it’s “body odor”. Pig: I have a cold, my nose feels bad, and I can’t smell anything. But if I don’t cover my nose when I pass by you, I’m afraid I’ll be stricken by you!

10. The weather is hot, puppy Lying on the floor trembling all over, the mother dog saw her and asked with concern: "Baby, are you sick?" The puppy said: "I found it was cool in the refrigerator, so I went in to escape the heat. I didn't expect it to be so cold inside. Almost frozen into popsicles.”

11. The piglet and the chicken were playing in the forest, and suddenly they found a little tabby cat that was about to starve to death. The little pig said: "It's so pitiful, shall we give it something to eat?" The chicken nodded: "Let's make it a bowl of preserved egg and lean meat porridge!" After hearing this, the little pig shook his head very excitedly: "How is that possible! You just contributed a by-product, but I have to risk my life!"

12. One day the cat and his owner went fishing, and the earthworm family living by the pond were watching the fun. Seeing the cat staring at the fish caught by its owner and jumping repeatedly, the earthworm son was very puzzled and asked his mother: What is the cat doing? Mother Earthworm said: Bounce, bounce, bounce away the crow's feet!!!

13 . Xiao Xia and Crab entered the finals together, and the scores were the same. In the end, according to their performance, Xiao Xia won the first place. The reason is very simple. Crab is too high-profile and has always been domineering, while Xiao Xia is very low-key and often... Bow and move forward.

14. The hen gave birth to a duck egg. The rooster was very angry and questioned the hen. The hen said aggrievedly: It’s all my fault. I love beauty too much. My mouth used to be flat, but I sharpened it to make it more beautiful. Mouthed. Rooster:...

15. The lion and the bear defecated next to a tree respectively. A month later, the lion found that the tree next to his defecation was thicker than the bear's, so he said a philosophy full of vicissitudes of life. ——Lion poop is better than bear poop!

16. "The forest held an animal talent show competition. The kitten performed plum blossom painting, the puppy performed housekeeping skills, the deer performed picking leaves from tall trees, and the piglet performed Read aloud, now familiar with the content.

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17. The owl became a justice, but soon after the animals reported it, he was forced to resign, because during the day, he closed his eyes and didn't care about anything; at night, he Turn a blind eye, or don't care about anything!

18. I'm looking east, west, south, north, up, down, I'm looking I couldn't find my heart everywhere, and I suddenly realized that it had been stolen by you.

19. A middle-aged couple was having a rest and chatting. Wife: Husband, I heard from the news that there has been another incident recently. An 18-year-old boy jumped off a building. It’s so puzzling! Husband: Do you think those born in the 1990s are joking?

20. A: Let me tell you some good news. After a period of hard study, , one of my essays was finally adopted by an evening newspaper. B: What article is it? A: A missing statement

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1. There was a snake in the jungle that climbed up a tree trunk and ate sparrows. It liked to swallow the sparrows’ nests in one gulp. Other snakes found it strange and asked why it wanted to eat nests. This snake turned white. The snake glanced: "Didn't you hear what humans said?" Then he closed his eyes again as if he was having endless aftertaste, slowly exhaled and sighed: "Nescafe coffee, it tastes great!"

2. There was a young mosquito in the air. The spider saw it and said, "Handsome man, come to my house and have a rest." "The mosquito said: "Is there anything interesting there?" The spider said: "Yes, I have opened an Internet cafe. Please come and surf the Internet!" After hearing this, the mosquito dived in.

3 . Don't play with rabbits, be careful of getting pinkeye. Don't play with spiders, just idle around on the Internet all day long. Don't play with pandas, wear sunglasses. God knows if he is a good person. Don't play with Cang Sheng, who is silently chirping all day long. .

4. Animal comments: Zebra: After eating grass all its life, I never thought that I would still be able to leave a photo on the city road. Earthworm: After working underground for a long time, there are more and more roads. Moth: I believe in me. The way forward is bright. Python: Even at such an old age, it still cannot learn to take the right path. Owl: It’s a dark and windy night to catch mice!

5. A chicken laughed at a duck for being ugly. The duck said unhappily: "I am not as knowledgeable as a lewd chicken. "The chicken said disdainfully: "You're not much better, aren't you just a duck eating soft rice!"

6. A group of animals gathered together to celebrate birth. Gecko: "I am a crocodile. Medium weight loss. "Toad:" I am the most allergic among frogs. Octopus: "I am the innocent among squids." "

7. When the mosquito reached the age of marriage, his mother said: "Find someone who is like a spider, at least a web user!" His father said: "Find someone who is like a bat, at least a web user. At least he is a pilot!" At this time, a fly flew over and said: "Solving the problem of food and clothing is the most important thing. Look at the person who is reading the text message, which can make you feast for the rest of your life!"

8. 1 A woodpecker was catching bugs in a big tree. At this time, a fox came over and said, "Beautiful Miss Woodpecker, can you give me a kiss?" The woodpecker said, "Can I kiss you as a meal?"

< p> 9. Animals held a low-carbon environmental protection conference. The kangaroo said: "Every time I go shopping, I bring my own reusable bag and never use plastic bags that pollute the environment." The spider said: "In the low-carbon era, I rarely go online now. Concentrate." Doing cross-stitch!"; The mosquito randomly pressed the silent firefly next to it, and the firefly became angry, "What are you doing? I'm looking for the power switch, save electricity!"

10. Donkey He and Xiao Ma were husband and wife and had lived together all their lives. Before Xiao Ma died, he asked Donkey: "Do you love me or not? Why have you never kissed me?" Donkey was heartbroken and said helplessly: "Oh! I I love you, but there is a rule in my family, 'Don's talk is not what the horse says'!"

11. At the class reunion, the cat led the panda and introduced to everyone: "This is my child. The crowd screamed: "You married a bear." Seeing that the snake didn't have any children, the cat asked: "Why don't you take the children?" The snake said: "I have too many children and I don't know which one to take." "Everyone was puzzled, and the snake said shyly: "I married a mouse. "A nest of snakes and rats!" the crowd screamed wildly.

12. The nightingale sang very beautifully, and the little donkey came to be his disciple. The nightingale refused without thinking, and the little donkey asked the nightingale angrily. Could it be: "You really don't have any talent for singing. It's said in the idiom dictionary that you won't change even if the donkey brays!"

13. On Christmas Day, Santa Claus came to the forest. With a long white beard, Santa Claus promised the animals in the forest to grant them a wish. The animals in the forest shouted in unison: "We want to go back ten million years ago!" Santa Claus asked puzzledly: "Why. What?" All the animals in the forest pointed at the monkeys on the tree and said, "Because we want to drive the apes out of the earth!"

14. A goose and a hen were in the same market. When eggs were sold in the market, the hens shouted: Come and buy the double yolk eggs.

After shouting for a while, I found that everyone was buying hen's eggs. The goose was puzzled and asked why. The egg buyer said: Look, even if they are not selling double yolk eggs, they are at least the original ones, and they all "clack". .

15. Your round face is so white, your curved eyebrows are so slender; your watery eyes are so bright, and your loving voice is so sweet: Woof! Woof! Woof!

16. Roses are my passion, candy is my taste, stars are my eyes, and moonlight is my kiss. I give them to you together, my love, Happy New Year! In my In my heart you are the most beautiful.

17. Wife: Boss, a bottle of rice wine, for my husband. Boss: Is one bottle enough? Your husband is famous for his heavy drinking. Wife: It may not be enough for drinking, but it should be enough for smashing a bottle.

18. Urgent reminder: There is a fear of tornado weather in the near future. Be sure to carry two 10-kilogram dumbbells with you when you go out to avoid being swept into the west by the strong wind. Those weighing less than 50 kg must double the weight.

19. On the first night when I moved to my new home, a man broke in in the dark. I was unable to resist. He stole all my belongings... Damn tomb robbers, they didn’t leave the coffin when they left. Cover well.

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21. Daughter: Dad said that domestic flowers don’t have the fragrance of wild flowers. Mom, aren’t you jealous? Mom replied: How can you be so petty? House flowers and wild flowers are relative terms, and I am also a wild flower in other people’s eyes.

22. It is said that there are gold arrows, iron arrows, and bronze arrows, but you want to learn silver arrows! It is said that there are eighteen kinds of martial arts and 360 moves, but you want to learn drunken arrows, so soon there was a phenomenon in the world. You: Drunken Silver Arrow!

23. I spent 150 to get a haircut today. After returning to the dormitory, my roommate criticized me strongly. At this time, a classmate who had been silent for a long time concluded: This hairstyle is cost-effective. It only cost one hundred and fifty to get a haircut worth two hundred and fifty.

24. You stood on the side of the road waiting anxiously. I rushed towards you quickly. You seemed to have closed your eyes happily! I said excitedly and apologetically: Sorry! My car The light is shining on you!

25. A diner deliberately made things difficult for the store owner and ordered a scrambled duck egg. I only heard the waiter yelling towards the kitchen: "The guest officer who is sitting next to the door facing north and reading text messages on his mobile phone is a bastard?

26. Are you obsessed with me? I have spent the whole day I don’t feel tired when I look at you, I don’t even blink my eyes, I always look at you and accompany you every day, I live so happily! - My favorite mobile phone!

27. Things to do for fat moms When I asked for the membership card, he said: I am now 29 years and a few months old... The staff looked at it and said suspiciously: How many months old? The fat mother struggled for a long time and said: Zero 66 months old.

Monday, hold hands. Thursday, love. Saturday, romantic "kiss." 29. The hot summer is coming, recalling the wonderful past. The drizzle turns into lovesickness, and the breeze turns into blessings, soothing your busyness. I just want to say to you: Be happy!

30. I am afraid of the dark and I want your comfort. I am haggard and I want your comfort. I cannot sleep without your care. I cannot face tomorrow without you. I will never learn without you!

31. The falling raindrops are tears of longing, and the falling snowflakes are frozen tears. My friend, no matter when or where I am, I will never forget you who sucked your fingers and wet the bed, haha. < /p>

32. There is a reason why the second elder brother, the fourth elder brother and the eighth elder brother all like Yang Mi, because they are the first power, the second power and the third power of two respectively. They can learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well and travel all over the world. Don’t be afraid!

33. I went to Beidaihe that day and saw you. Really, I couldn’t believe my eyes. You were standing on the blue seaside, and I poked you with a stick. Hey, this Little tortoise, the shell is quite hard!

34. Since you have been hit on the waist by youth, then I wish you: be hit on the head by happiness, stepped on by happiness, and be searched by health. He was kicked and kicked by Good Luck. I am a good friend!

35. The big bad wolf committed rape and heard that he would be sentenced to 10 years in prison. He asked the beast to give it to the judge, the dung beetle. Bag of shit, it was announced the next day that the big bad wolf was sentenced to half a year in prison with a suspended sentence

36. Someone asked Picasso: "Why can't I understand your paintings?" Picasso asked him: "Have you heard the birds chirping?" "Yes. "Does it sound good?" "It sounds good." "Do you understand?

37. Drinking tea and wine, gathering with good friends. We chatted in a small way, playing cards and mahjong. TV and movies were playing, and we were living a romantic and unrestrained life. Good taste, good taste, good life, I wish you happiness.

38. Valentine’s Day wish: Be a koala and lie down on a big eucalyptus tree and sleep soundly. I am a koala and you are a eucalyptus tree. Amen! I will stick to you all my life. Love you and need you!

39. Next time I meet you, I will pull you to the bedroom, lock the door, quickly push you down on the bed, cover your head with the quilt, and stretch out my big hand ...Look, my phone has a blue screen.

40. Banana had a cold and went to the doctor. The doctor said: Take off your clothes first! Banana lifted up his clothes. After seeing the doctor, he slapped the case and said: What cold? You clearly have a curvature of the spine. Go buy a back. Good!

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Funny and humorous sentences

1. Try to understand those people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more you hate them.

2. In the past, mail was very slow, and you could only love one person in a lifetime. Now, with the advanced Internet technology, you can love fifty people a day.

3. I moved to a new office. The bathroom is at the corner. There is no wifi signal or 4G signal. The constipation I had suffered for many years was quickly cured.

4. I hope that you can walk smoothly in the future, while I am riding in the car.

5. Don’t fall in love prematurely. What you are talking about now is about someone else’s husband or wife in the future.

6. Studies have shown that men who love doing housework live longer because their wives beat less.

7. If you are also sick, other people’s friends will ask for help, send medicines and make payments; your friends: Stop blaming, hurry up and sign up.

8. I just read the news that two generations of mother and daughter are stewardesses. I don’t know what’s so cool about this. It’s just two generations of mother and daughter! Our ancestors have been farmers for eighteen generations. I didn’t show it off! Am I proud? Am I inflated?

9. Son, it doesn’t matter if you didn’t do well in the exam this time. You are still young, and your dad and I are still young. It’s okay to have another child.

10. Me before Double Eleven: Thousand-Armed Guanyin; Me after Double Eleven: Venus.

11. History is always surprisingly similar: the year before last, you were single, last year, you were single, and this year, you are still single.

12. Things like being cute have to be divided into different categories. Those who look good can be called cute, and those who look ugly can only pretend to be crazy and act stupid.

13. When you are young, try not to fall in love prematurely. If you know too early that you are unattractive, ugly and short, it will affect your exams.

14. There are four bankbooks in life: health, emotion, career and money. If health disappears, all other passbooks will expire.

15. If life deceives you, don’t be sad or impatient, because it will continue to deceive you tomorrow.

16. Money can buy a house, but it cannot buy a home. You can buy marriage, but you cannot buy love. You can buy a clock, but you cannot buy time. Money is not everything, but the source of pain! Give me your money and let me bear the pain alone...

17. There are thousands of clothes in the wardrobe, but only the new ones are the best!

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18. A fat girl dared not take the elevator because she lacked confidence, so she insisted on taking the stairs to work every day. So, after nearly a month of hard work, she was fired because she was often late.

19. There is no such thing as a casual trip, not even a casual trip after work.

20. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

21. In fact, ancient people were quite optimistic. They spent all their free time thinking about how to live forever. Modern people calm down and collapse on the bed after a busy day, with only four words in their hearts: I don’t want to live anymore. .

Twenty-two. I used to be busy being cute and busy growing up. When I grow up, I am busy dating and taking care of my hair.

23. At our age, you must wear a safety helmet when driving an electric car, otherwise, you will be recognized by classmates driving BMW and Mercedes-Benz.

Twenty-four. "What is the maximum age difference between you and your lover that you can accept?" "As long as the looks are good enough. Five thousand years is fine."

Twenty-five, you If you think I'm fat, just say it clearly and don't beat around the bush and say, "You really walk step by step!"

26. My partner is very good, and he treats me very well, and I'm good with horses, rabbits, and dogs.

27. People’s thoughts will change: I used to want to get rich, but now I just want to get rid of poverty.

Twenty-eight, a woman's life - she was naughty when she was a child, hunted for treasure when she grew up, worked for gold, got married for rice, and was eliminated when she got old. Women, hurry up and do it while you are still young.

29. Although you already own the flowers, as a senior gardener, what I am best at is transplanting flowers and trees.

Thirty. I’m not good at making other people’s belly bigger, but I’m quite good at making my own belly bigger and bigger.

31. If you hurt a girl who truly loves you, God will give you a true bitch.

32. When looking at beauties on the street in summer, if you look higher, you are appreciative; if you look lower, you are a gangster.

33. Ambiguity is like "typing". There may be nothing after waiting for a long time.

34. It is said that girls are made of water, they are gentle and will not lose their temper. Me too, but I am made of Sprite, so I have to hold it, don’t shake it, and don’t break it randomly, otherwise it will explode easily.

35. Make up your mind every night to change from tomorrow, live a good life and work hard. At noon the next day, I turned over in bed: Wipe, let’s wait another day.

Thirty-six. It is said that there are four types of girls who are difficult to find a partner: first, those who don’t like makeup, second, those who are more homely, third, those who have a manly personality, and fourth, those who don’t know the truth. I burst into tears.

Thirty-seven. I thought life was like cats eating fish, dogs eating meat, and Ultraman fighting little monsters. The reality is that the rat plays tricks on the cat, the sheep plays tricks on the wolf, and the two bears play tricks on the bald strongman. It’s not that we are not strong, it’s just that the world is too crazy!

38. When a man really falls in love with you, you will find: Hey! There is an extra father; when a man pretends to fall in love with you, you You will find that even though you have an extra son, he is still a rebellious son.

39. When girls go to worship Buddha, they must remember: don’t wear makeup! If it works, the Bodhisattva may not be able to find you if he wants to protect you!

Four 10. Even if God does not entrust me with any great responsibility, it will still tax my mind and my bones.

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