Lines from the sketch "Underwater New Year's Eve"

Yang: Striker number three!

Hu: Forward three!

Jean: Depth 260!

Kim: Depth 260!

Wang: Depth 260!

Sean: heading 180!

H: course 180!

Fan: heading 180!

Shawn: Go to rest and navigation!

Close: enter the rest and navigation state!

Jane: The underwater sound. ...

H: start broadcasting!

(News broadcast music)

Shang: Ladies and gentlemen, today is June 25th, 2009, Beijing time is 22: 12. On the New Year's Eve of the family reunion, in the depths of this blue ocean, I give it to you. ...

He: Happy New Year!

Shang: comrades-in-arms, the seven gods went to heaven and the astronauts left the cabin, which attracted worldwide attention! And our submarine went into the sea and couldn't get out of the cabin. Nobody knows. We have been sailing silently underwater for two months. Today, I want to broadcast the important news that everyone has been waiting for for a long time. ...

Wang: Team leader. ...

Jane: What are you playing?

Wang: Don't fool us. Things outside can't get in, and we can't get out. What's the news

Shawn: Why is there no news? Why is there no news? Dear comrades ...

H: ah ...

Jean: I'm not in the mood at all. You are so annoying, Dapeng, control him!

Yang: Hey, sit down! This is my understanding here. In fact, it seems that there are no words, just yelling. )

(Laughter).

Shawn: Comrades, today is New Year's Eve. We are about to complete the task, return home smoothly and go home for the New Year!

(Everyone cheers)

Sean: Are you happy?

He: Happy!

Sean: Are you happy?

He: Happy!

Jane: I made up this news.

(Everyone is speechless)

Yang: (singing) If the sea can take a person away. ...

H: (singing) Then let him take you away.

Shawn: It's cruel, then I'll be a fish swimming around all day.

Sean: I mean, if our submarine returns now, let's think about it.

Together: imagine?

Sean: What's the first thing you do when you land?

(everyone is competing to see it first)

Shawn: Be quiet, be quiet. Hatch 9 goes first.

H: why?

Shang: These are the rules on submarines, referred to as "hidden rules"!

H: huh?

Sean: The most important sign of a good submarine is that it can stay underwater for a long time. Wow, cabin 9 goes first.

H: yes! ! ! The first thing I did when I got ashore was to take a good bath. The water temperature should not be too high, and 80 degrees is the best.

H: huh?

Fan: What about molting?

H: I take a bath for two hours, soak in a big pool for four hours and steam in a sauna for eight hours.

Yang: Sprinkle some more salt and the chicken will be out of the pot!

(Laughter)

Hou: Bah! Damn it! I was notoriously clean when I was at the Submarine Academy. I haven't bathed for two months since I got on our submarine, and now I feel like jiaozi who just came out of the pot.

H: great!

Hou: Delicious! I dropped it on the mound.

Fans: It's like sitting on a snowball, hahaha.

Shawn: You're still numb.

Shawn: No.1 cabin!

Yang and Wang: Here we are. We have made up our minds.

Yang: I said

Wang: I said

Yang: I said

Wang: I said

Yang and Wang: Guess.

Yang: (blowing gestures) I always say it first.

(Laughter)

Yang: We don't have to eat canned food when we go ashore, so the first thing we do is to find a five-star hotel, set up four cauldrons, eat for three days, each with two pairs of chopsticks, and eat him in a mess.

H: Is there anything delicious?

Yang: There are fried cabbages.

Wang: Fried celery.

Yang: Fried spinach.

Wang: Fried leeks.

Yang and Wang: Fried rape and coriander.

Wang: As long as it's green.

Yang: Fried leaves will do.

(Laughter)

Jane: Well, that's right. Sit down, rabbits!

Yang and Wang: Hey!

Sean: Hatch 6. ...

Jin and Hu: Coming!

H: OK, you go first.

Kim: You go first.

Hu: You go first.

Kim: I'll go first.

hey ...

Kim: The first thing I do when I go ashore is to find my future brother-in-law, let my future brother-in-law take me there, let my future brother-in-law take me to see my future father-in-law, and I will say goodbye to them in their old age!

He: Oh!

Hu: No mercy. Why don't you meet your girlfriend?

H: exactly!

Kim: Alas! It's not easy for us divers to fall in love. You can't say when to go ashore and when to leave.

He: Yes, keep it a secret!

Hu: No phone, no information. Does anyone know where we have been?

Kim: So a thousand words became my deep kiss to her, bang ~

Hu: Oh dear! By the way, don't you often kiss photos of your girlfriend? Why have you stopped kissing recently?

Kim: I can't kiss you.

Hu: What's the matter?

Kim: It's leaking.

(Laughter).

Shawn: Oh, I said Yang Kim, are you kissing or biting you? Hatch No.3

Fan: Here! The first thing I do when I go ashore is to get on the boat again!

H: Haven't you had enough?

Fan: There are not enough seats. Comrades, this is the fifth and last New Year's Eve I spent underwater. After landing, I changed my job and never had a chance to come back here. But don't worry, no matter where I go, my heart will always be with you, clapping for the veterans!

(Bang, bang, bang, bang, ok! )

Shang: This is the end of the news broadcast. Please listen to the weather forecast!

(ring tones, "popular" weather forecast music, background and sound "toot toot toot")

H: No.9, we are with the oxygen exchanger. Spring is beautiful, the temperature is 18 degrees.

Fan: No.3 cabin, I'm in charge of sonar and radar. Autumn is crisp and the temperature is 28 degrees.

Kim: No.6 cabin, we have a diesel engine. The scorching sun, the temperature is 48 degrees.

Yang: No.1 cabin, we are torpedo missiles, called underwater North Pole. The lowest temperature is MINUS 18 degrees.

(Wang Yang scatters snowflakes)

Shang: Comrades, have you heard? Our submarine has two sharp heads, and the temperature in the cabin is unusual. It is available all year round.

He: The mountains and rivers of the motherland are inside!

Sean: Next, focus interview. Please listen to our captain's New Year message!

(voiceover: Dear Hai)

H: huh?

(voiceover: I miss you)

Shawn: Oh, my God, it's misplaced.

(Everyone quarrels: Hehe, just listen to this, just listen to this)

Jane: Don't make any noise, don't make any noise. Listen to which? Do you know who this is?

He: Not the captain anyway.

Shawn: Why not be the captain? This is my family chairman and your sister-in-law

(Laughter)

Shawn: Your sister-in-law recorded this for me. I can listen to it myself during the New Year. So I haven't listened yet, so why don't you listen? That thing is not suitable for children.

What is not suitable for children?

Sean: Look. ...

Yang: Team leader. ...

He: Go, go, go.

Sean: Oh, my God.

Yang: Dear. ...

He: Go, go, go.

Yang: Ah, team leader. ...

He: Go, go, go.

Yang: Dear. ...

He: Go, go, go.

Shang: OK, OK, OK. Today is the first day of the New Year's Day, right? There are no strangers on board, they are all their own brothers. Just listen.

(Everyone cheers)

Sean: Shh. ...

(voiceover: Dear Hai, how are you? )

Very good!

(voiceover: Do you miss me? )

He: think!

(voiceover: Bang! Hey, hey, hey, hey, this is me kissing you. Did you hear that? )

Wang: Listen. ...

Yang: Experience.

Dear Hai, our daughter can speak. Listen ... girl's voice: daddy, daddy.

Kim: Captain, say yes quickly.

He: Say yes.

(voiceover: Dad ...)

Jane: Alas. ...

(voiceover: Dad ...)

alas ...

(voiceover: Dad ...)

alas ...................

(from background music)

Shang: Dear comrades-in-arms, at this moment of family reunion under the deep sea, let's say something from the heart of our submarine soldiers. Hatch 9 says he's the youngest first.

Hou: Mom and Dad, I also retired after the New Year. Don't worry, I have grown up, I have grown up!

Kim: Honey, I'm at the bottom of the sea. I love you most. Please marry me in 2009!

Yang: Grandparents, you always ask me if I eat well. Hey hey! In fact, I ate the most precious thing in the world on the submarine, and that was suffering.

Yang Hewang: There is sweetness in bitterness!

Fan: Dad, Mom! I am a good soldier in the army. I didn't embarrass you. I am still very good at going home to get rich and building our new countryside!

Hu: Brother! We must be strong and self-reliant and have a good first Spring Festival in the rebuilt home. Happy New Year!

H: Happy New Year!

Jean: Friend, don't ask me where I am. I can't tell you if I ask. You said, you can't see my flag and track, and I salute you in the depths of the blue ocean! We submarine soldiers don't say New Year greetings, but also say three words.

H: Please rest assured! ! !

Shang: Level 1 deployment!

Combination: first-level deployment!

Jean: Depth 260!

Approaching: depth 260!

Sean: heading 180!

H: heading 180!

Shawn: Take your positions!

H: Take your positions!

Shawn: Full speed ahead!

Close: full speed ahead!