The funniest and funniest good morning copy

1. Unlike you people who run in the morning, 1, I just try my best to sit up in bed. Good morning!

When I say good morning to you, I don't mean to tell you good morning, but to tell you that it's time to buy me breakfast. Good morning!

In the story, the princesses were awakened by the prince's kiss, but in reality, most of them were awakened by urine or hunger. Good morning!

I played with mosquitoes all night yesterday and finally got even. It's not full, and I haven't slept well. Good morning!

5. Dear mobile users: You have successfully customized the midnight wake-up pee service, and we will disturb you from time to time every night until you get up. Please reply to cancel the business: I am a pig, I want to sleep, I don't get up, I don't pee! Good morning!

6. The threshold for doing anything in this era has become so high. Want to be an otaku, can you afford a house? Good morning!

7. Be sure to borrow money from someone who has been unruly and self-righteous, so that he will be polite to you. Good morning!

8. I didn't have criteria for choosing a spouse until I met you, and I told myself that I couldn't get it. Good morning!

I had a very unrealistic dream last night, dreaming that I became a multimillionaire. This is not a good sign. Really, I usually have hundreds of millions. Good morning!

10. The life of a good-looking person may be a biography, a novel or an essay. And you can only be a joke. Good morning!

1 1. See the photos of my childhood and look at myself in the mirror. I can't help sighing that time is a knife to kill pigs. One knife goes down, all the pigs are dead, and those who survive are good-looking us. Good morning!

12. Because you have a double chin, don't bow your head when you encounter any difficulties. Good morning!

13. You sent me so many QQ messages that I didn't reply. Why don't you try sending a red envelope? Good morning!

14. Dreaming about dream of eating spaghetti, I woke up in the morning and found my shoelaces gone! Good morning!

15. I just slapped my wallet hard, either because I was angry or because I wanted it to swell. Good morning!

16. Similarly, with binoculars, he was called a general on the battlefield and became a hooligan at home. Good morning!

17. Time tells me that the era of irrationality is over, and it's time to start pretending. Good morning!

18. The reason why I smoke is simple: My grandfather smokes, and so does my father, so it's my turn not to break the fragrance this time. Good morning!

19. After all, I can't outrun that BMW, so I can only watch it go away in the sunset. It's not that my engine is broken, but that my chain has fallen off. Good morning, a new day.

20. The subway said not to carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off silently because I was so handsome. Good morning!

2 1. Young, but heavy. The balance is not much, but I want to buy a lot. Ugly, but beautiful. Good morning!

22. Get up trilogy: The bell rang for five minutes, still sleeping; In five minutes, I will be ready to move; Last five minutes, emergency action. Good morning!

23. There are many important and urgent matters. Do one first, you will feel that other things will be delayed, so let's play with the mobile phone first. Good morning!

24. I woke up in the morning and thought I had grown taller. It turned out that the quilt was covered horizontally. Good morning!