Some interesting couplets

What are you talking about? Or humorous association. Just write some interesting and difficult pictures for your reference.

Five hundred arhats cross the river, and there are thousands of buddhas at the water's edge;

A beauty is the moon, and there are two beauties in the world.

There is no phase inside, and there is no general outside, so we have to do it. What will happen in the future?

It is difficult to measure the sky and the earth. This is a measure, and it doesn't hurt to measure it.

The weather is cold, and the eaves of the first frost have turned into light snow;

During the Dragon Boat Festival in the daytime, watch Chongyang under the clear water. (Dragon Boat Festival, also explained at noon)

Pulsatilla, holding a spurge, crossing the sea, fighting wooden thieves and fighting lilies, is worthy of being an old general;

Matchmaker, golden hairpin and silver flower are five times better than peony, and cistanche deserticola is like a mica fairy. (except conjunctions, they are basically Chinese medicine names)

Hungry chickens steal rice, children fight; The summer mouse cools the beam and the guest coughs. Chinese characters can't be pinyin, but pinyin will collapse.

Cold water, one, two, three; (that is, "ice")

Lilacs, hundreds, thousands, ten thousand, ("ten thousand" is a traditional Chinese character, grass head).

Peach leaves, grape leaves, herbs, woody;

Plum blossom, osmanthus, rose, spring fragrance, autumn fragrance. The reason why "absolute" is unique is because you think the existence of the upper part is accidental, and there can be such a wonderful lower part. )

The ATM is stuck and about to close (a plum blossom)

It's really wrong to refuse to take a taxi (sunshine swordsman) (see a modern one, "line" and "virtue" have two meanings)

The theme of Ming Di is many men [evergreen flowers]

The civil and military officials in the Manchu dynasty were all honest officials (typical multi-word double interpretation)

What needs to be declared is that I didn't make the above wonderful couplets, I read them.

I once made a pair of coincidences, meaning national football.

Those who know "enough" are not happy. Looking at the venue, ten people and nine stations, eight crooked and seven twisted, six five hearts, and the war horse generation can rank four three two one.

There are all kinds of "balls", I am constantly changing, five people and six people, and I am still working hard for the 7890 in Asia.

If the level is limited, it's just a joke. Much worse than above. If it is true, don't mention it.

Note: 1. Madai is the Maldives. 2.432 1 array is one of the 433 attack formations.

All right, that's all. What are you talking about? Or humorous association. Just write some interesting and difficult pictures for your reference.

Five hundred arhats cross the river, and there are thousands of buddhas at the water's edge;

A beauty is the moon, and there are two beauties in the world.

There is no phase inside, and there is no general outside, so we have to do it. What will happen in the future?

It is difficult to measure the sky and the earth. This is a measure, and it doesn't hurt to measure it.

The weather is cold, and the eaves of the first frost have turned into light snow;

During the Dragon Boat Festival in the daytime, watch Chongyang under the clear water. (Dragon Boat Festival, also explained at noon)

Pulsatilla, holding spurge, crossing the sea, fighting wooden thieves and fighting lilies, returned to the DPRK, worthy of being an old general;

Matchmaker, golden hairpin and silver flower are five times better than peony, and cistanche deserticola is like a mica fairy. (except conjunctions, they are basically Chinese medicine names)

Hungry chickens steal rice, children fight; The summer mouse cools the beam and the guest coughs. Chinese characters can't be pinyin, but pinyin will collapse.

Cold water, one, two, three; (that is, "ice")

Lilacs, hundreds, thousands, ten thousand, ("ten thousand" is a traditional Chinese character, grass head).

Peach leaves, grape leaves, herbs, woody;

Plum blossom, osmanthus, rose, spring fragrance, autumn fragrance. The reason why "absolute" is unique is because you think the existence of the upper part is accidental, and there can be such a wonderful lower part. )

The ATM is stuck and about to close (a plum blossom)

It's really wrong to refuse to take a taxi (sunshine swordsman) (see a modern one, "line" and "virtue" have two meanings)

The theme of Ming Di is many men [evergreen flowers]

The civil and military officials in the Manchu dynasty were all honest officials (typical multi-word double interpretation)

What needs to be declared is that I didn't make the above wonderful couplets, I read them.

I once made a pair of coincidences, meaning national football.

Those who know "enough" are not happy. Looking at the venue, ten people and nine stations, eight crooked and seven twisted, six five hearts, and the war horse generation can rank four three two one.

There are all kinds of "balls", I am constantly changing, five people and six people, and I am still working hard for the 7890 in Asia.

If the level is limited, it's just a joke. Much worse than above. If it is true, don't mention it.

Note: 1. Madai is the Maldives. 2.432 1 array is one of the 433 attack formations.

All right, that's all. What are you talking about? Or humorous association. Just write some interesting and difficult pictures for your reference.

Five hundred arhats cross the river, and there are thousands of buddhas at the water's edge;

A beauty is the moon, and there are two beauties in the world.

There is no phase inside, and there is no general outside, so we have to do it. What will happen in the future?

It is difficult to measure the sky and the earth. This is a measure, and it doesn't hurt to measure it.

The weather is cold, and the eaves of the first frost have turned into light snow;

During the Dragon Boat Festival in the daytime, watch Chongyang under the clear water. (Dragon Boat Festival, also explained at noon)

Pulsatilla, holding spurge, crossing the sea, fighting wooden thieves and fighting lilies, returned to the DPRK, worthy of being an old general;

Matchmaker, golden hairpin and silver flower are five times better than peony, and cistanche deserticola is like a mica fairy. (except conjunctions, they are basically Chinese medicine names)

Hungry chickens steal rice, children fight; The summer mouse cools the beam and the guest coughs. Chinese characters can't be pinyin, but pinyin will collapse.

Cold water, one, two, three; (that is, "ice")

Lilacs, hundreds, thousands, ten thousand, ("ten thousand" is a traditional Chinese character, grass head).

Peach leaves, grape leaves, herbs, woody;

Plum blossom, osmanthus, rose, spring fragrance, autumn fragrance. The reason why "absolute" is unique is because you think the existence of the upper part is accidental, and there can be such a wonderful lower part. )

The ATM is stuck and about to close (a plum blossom)

It's really wrong to refuse to take a taxi (sunshine swordsman) (see a modern one, "line" and "virtue" have two meanings)

The theme of Ming Di is many men [evergreen flowers]

The civil and military officials in the Manchu dynasty were all honest officials (typical multi-word double interpretation)

What needs to be declared is that I didn't make the above wonderful couplets, I read them.

I once made a pair of coincidences, meaning national football.

Those who know "enough" are not happy. Looking at the venue, ten people and nine stations, eight crooked and seven twisted, six five hearts, and the war horse generation can rank four three two one.

There are all kinds of "balls", I am constantly changing, five people and six people, and I am still working hard for the 7890 in Asia.

If the level is limited, it's just a joke. Much worse than above. If it is true, don't mention it.

Note: 1. Madai is the Maldives. 2.432 1 array is one of the 433 attack formations.

All right, that's all. Horse autumn wind is in the north, apricot blossom spring rain is in the south of the Yangtze River.

There is nothing to do, flowers bloom and fall, and it seems familiar that Yan returns.

The reunion of flowers will increase the number of years; If it's interesting, here are only some pranks, all made by Zhu Xiao, to make you happy! ~: Is there frost already? , fall to the ground into powder frost, looked up and found that it was moonlight. Mei Tao Li Xingmei, an old cold friend who flew to Gongjiang Songzhumei, took the lead in studying in the wind and rain, and his voice was heard;

Family affairs, state affairs and everything in the world care about everything. The sound of wind and rain reading is in the ear;

Family affairs, state affairs and everything in the world care about everything. 1, the banter of Su Shi and Fo Yin-Su Shi saw a dog gnawing a bone by the river, and he said:

Dogs gnaw at river (monk) bones;

Fo Yin calmly threw a fan engraved with Su Shi's poems on the river and said to Japan:

Poetry (corpse) of Shuidongpo.

2, the sky is a chessboard star, who dares to play?

The local area is pipa road, and the strings are strings. Which one can play?

3. When Jie Jin was a child, his family was poor, and his family was facing a bamboo forest of the landlord, so he made a couplet;

Across the door, a thousand bamboo poles live in thousands of books.

The landlord cut the bamboo short, and Jie Jin changed it to:

The door is as short as a thousand bamboos, and the house is as long as thousands of books.

The landlord is even more upset. He cut down all the bamboo, but Jie Jin changed it again:

The door is short of thousands of bamboos, and the family keeps thousands of books.

4, Jie Jin as a waiter beside the emperor, want to return home to visit relatives and dare not say, the emperor asked him to give him a holiday:

Ten thoughts, miss your wife and children, miss your parents;

Jie Jin leisurely think:

Thank you for your words, and thank God for giving the king.

5, Maitreya's couplets:

A big belly can hold things that are difficult to hold in the world;

Laugh as soon as you open your mouth, and you will know the ridiculous people in the world.

6. Su Shi's sister Su Xiaomei is also very talented. One day, Fo Yin went to see Su Shi, but unfortunately he met Su Xiaomei, who was lazy in bed and made fun of him.

peony

Su Xiaomei remembered seeing him washing his hair by the river that day and smiled.

Shui Piao gourd.

7. Hungry chickens steal rice and children fight; Cold customers cough in summer.

It means that chickens steal rice when they are hungry and are beaten by children with bamboo tubes; The mouse was enjoying the cool air on the beam and was startled by the cough of the guests.

8. Wang Xizhi's handwriting is so good that couplets are posted outside the door on New Year's Eve. He wrote n couplets, all of which were stolen. So he wrote a pair:

It never rains but it pours.

So unlucky, of course, no one dares to steal.

Unexpectedly, in the end, he asked his son to give it and added three words at the back, thus forming a wonderful couplet:

Until today, there has been no double happiness, but last night it never rains but it pours.

9, Liu Ling drinks all leave zero; Jia Dao is drunk. -Interesting couplets made with celebrities' names.

10, the scholar went to Beijing to take the exam, and the travel expenses were exhausted. The shopkeeper asked him to go out for free, but when he saw the scholar eating rice noodles, he said:

Badaofen rice noodle

The scholar is right:

The weight of a thousand miles (in China). (Jin Zhong means on the list. Clock is an antique of clocks and watches.

This is a crossword puzzle. Take your time.

The famous couplets:

The sound of wind and rain reading is in the ear;

Family affairs, state affairs and everything in the world care about everything.

If you can attack his heart, you will be self-defeating. Since ancient times, knowing that soldiers are not good at fighting;

It is wrong to combine leniency with severity without judging the situation. You should think hard about governing Shu in the future.

Look at a thousand fingers coldly,

Keep your head down and be a willing cow.

Where there is a will, there is a way.

Hard-working people live up to their pains, and more than 3 thousand armour can swallow Wu.

When it's fake, it's true. It's true.

Only inaction.

The sea leans towards North Korea;

Clouds are long, long, long, long.