Some nonsense that can amuse friends, jokes with literary humor, and a collection of 60 sentences.

Some nonsense that can make friends happy, literary humor, 1 paragraph 1. I pretend to work for my boss, who pretends to pay me.

I will always remember it until I forget it.

You can't say that if you say so.

The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

5. You are really good-looking. There are only two eyes.

6. If you are right, you should be right.

7. This article shares nonsense literature, as the name implies.

8. Every time you touch your mobile phone, there will be an extra reminder.

I didn't do anything today, but I still worked hard.

10. You haven't lost your mobile phone before.

1 1. People who have no date should still be single!

12. This sweet potato smells like tomatoes.

13. How old are you this year? It's time to find someone Yes, it is. When I want to fall in love, I will find someone.

14. Persuading people not to buy iPhone 13 will save thousands of dollars, and then taking the saved thousands of dollars to buy iPhone 13 is equivalent to picking up an iPhone 13 for nothing.

15. If I am not mistaken, I must be right.

16. How can I put it? You are beautiful, with an indescribable beauty, especially with two eyes, a nose and a mouth. Just right, no more, no less, and the best part is that the hair just grows on the head.

17. Aside from the content, I quite agree.

18. One minute on stage and 60 seconds off stage.

19. As we all know, the audience must be familiar with it.

20. This tomato smells like a tomato.

Some nonsense that can make friends happy, literary humor, 2 paragraphs, 2 1. If he's going to jail for ten years, he'll never get out.

22. If I am not ugly, I must be handsome.

23. Why does this potato look like a potato?

24. Luck is luck.

25. unsuccessful! That's a failure!

26. Spring breeze is green in Jiang Nanan and green in Jiang Nanan.

27. Besides your shortcomings, you have advantages.

28. Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai. It was Zhou Yu who hit him and Huang Gai who was beaten.

29. If you are my sister, we are sisters. Every 60 seconds a person breathes, his life span will be shortened by one minute.

30. If I can understand, I won't.

3 1. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

32. If you are willing to be my girlfriend, I will be your boyfriend.

33. One minute on stage means 60 seconds on stage.

34. As long as you have some skills, you are not without them.

35. If you lose weight, you must be very thin.

When you are too hungry, you must remember not to eat too much, or you will be full.

37. Do you know that kiwifruit smells like kiwifruit?

38. There is not a cloud in the cloudless sky of Wan Li.

39. If the cell phone is dead, you can't make a phone call.

Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

Some nonsense that can make friends happy. The third paragraph of literary humor 4 1. The last time I heard you talk like that was the last time.

When you see this article, you must be reading it.

43. Ten years is ambiguous, and five years is ambiguous.

44. I didn't find it before, but I found it when I found it.

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

46. The doctor touched my stomach and asked me if I felt anything here. I said I felt someone touching my stomach.

47. What you say is irrelevant, not at all.

48. I found myself heavy after eating. So I'm full and weighed.

49. Playing in the game for 30 seconds is equivalent to spending half a minute in reality.

50. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it again.

5 1. If you can see things, you are not blind.

52. The greater the capacity, the greater the capacity.

53. I am extremely angry!

Do you know people sleep with their eyes closed?

55. What are you doing here?

56. When you are free, you are free.

57. Everything you say is reasonable, not unreasonable at all.

58. If you are not ugly, you will look beautiful.

59. If you are alive, you are not dead.

The last time I saw your mobile phone was the last time.

Some nonsense that makes people call their heads, 60 literary classics

Some classic sentences that make people lose their heads in literature-1. When you have heard this, you will have heard it.

As we all know, swallows are very light. How light is it? It is as light as a swallow.

Recall yesterday, just like yesterday.

Listen to you and study for ten years.

I have a good job, but it's a bit bad.

6. It's a good job, a little bad, but it's also good. It's a pity that it's worse for me, but it's too good to reflect the bad feeling, so it's relatively bad, but the whole thing is good, but the disadvantage is that it's a little bad.

7. As the saying goes: As the saying goes.

If I have a boyfriend, I don't need to add the word if in this sentence.

9. The day my mother gave birth to me happened to be my birthday.

10. If I don't talk, I just don't talk.

1 1. I was shocked when I first went to America. I have never seen so many Americans in a country.

12. It should have been alive before it died.

13. Despicability is the first two words of a despicable person, and nobility is the first two words of a noble person.

14. If you have some skills, you won't have no skills at all.

15. If what you say is right, it should be right.

16. I wonder if you have noticed that summer is much hotter than winter.

17. Do you know that people can live to death?

18. Guess what? People won't be hungry even after they die.

19. I don't know if you have noticed that winter is really much colder than summer.

If you have some skills, you won't have no skills at all.

Some nonsense people call high-level. Classic sentence 2 2 1. I don't know if I should say anything inappropriate, so I won't say it.

22. Morning shock! Surveys show that people will only be born once.

23. The stone is hard. How hard is it? Rock-solid.

24. Is the victim of this car accident injured?

25. One revolution of the earth is equal to seven days.

26. If you are my sister, we are sisters. Every 60 seconds a person breathes, his life span will be shortened by one minute.

27. Those who haven't slept must wake up.

28. I didn't find it before, but I found it when I found it.

29. I found myself heavy after eating. So I'm full and weighed.

30. The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

3 1. Every 60 seconds of breathing, 1 minute has passed.

32. There are two trees in front of the door, one is jujube, and the other is jujube.

33. Do you know? You can't drink boiled water directly! Because the mouth is hot

Who would have thought that this 16-year-old girl was only a 12-year-old girl four years ago?

35. Don't eat on an empty stomach, or you will be full.

Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

Drink more hot water, because the water is hot when drinking hot water.

38. If you are willing to spend more time getting to know me, you will find that you spend a little more time.

39. If you are my girlfriend, then I am your boyfriend.

40. If I were a rich man, I would be very rich.

Some nonsense that makes people call their heads. Classic sentence 3 4 1. What is better than studying for ten years? I studied for eleven years.

When you see this article, you must be reading it.

43. If you have some truth in this sentence, it is not unreasonable at all.

44. Young people nowadays are really young compared with Lao Cui.

45. In fact, people can be liked when they are not annoying.

According to statistics, all children born out of wedlock are women.

47. You look beautiful. You should be beautiful.

48. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

49. Who would have thought his height 180cm when he stood up?

50. I should be good at playing games if I don't eat vegetables.

5 1. Tell me your gender and let me guess whether you are a man or a woman.

52. As we all know, the audience must be familiar with it.

53. If you say so, you can't say so.

54. If this sentence is useful at all, it is useless at all.

55. There is love in heaven, and the right path on earth is the right path.

56. What is said here is the same as what is said.

Aside from the content, what you said is quite reasonable.

58. The results of the hospital examination came out, and the doctor said that I would grow one year old every year.

59. November will follow October.

60. 1 1 What you said, aside from the content, I quite agree.

Humorous nonsense, excerpted from 60 literary sentences

Excerpts from humorous nonsense literary sentences (I) 1. My family lost two cows, one is white and the other is white.

2. Yes, it's just a little rotten, but it's also good. It's a pity that it's not good for me, but it's too good. It doesn't reflect a bad feeling, so it's relatively bad. Overall, it's good, but the shortcomings are a little bad.

If you have to get up so late every time, you will get up very late.

4. This paper shares nonsense literature, as the name implies.

Every minute a person breathes, he loses a minute of his life.

6. People who are killed will die.

What will happen tomorrow will be known the day after tomorrow.

8 .. People who haven't slept so late should not have slept yet.

9. Every 60 seconds of breathing, 1 minute passes.

10. If I am not mistaken, I must be right.

1 1. November will come after October.

12. The last time I saw such a video was the last time.

13. If you don't know what to say, don't say it.

14. There is not a cloud in the cloudless sky of Wan Li.

15. I will fry three dishes, one fried tomato, one fried tomato and one fried tomato.

16. I have never lost my chain in this matter.

17. Pro-test high-efficiency sunscreen tips-avoid the sun.

18. Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

19. The smarter the person, the smarter the brain.

20. People who have no partners should still be single.

Excerpts from humorous nonsense literary sentences (2) 2 1. About tomorrow, we will know the day after tomorrow.

22. I didn't find it before, but I found it when I found it.

23. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you spend more time.

24. You can only win, not win.

25. Good-looking girls are all beautiful.

26. Every minute you breathe, 60 seconds pass.

27. You look sick, as if you haven't recovered.

28. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

29. You put it with me.

30. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

3 1. Ten years of life and death, five years of life and death.

32. Those who haven't slept must wake up.

As far as I know, I know nothing about it.

34. I am extremely angry!

35. If you have no date, you should still be single.

36. You have been back for half your life.

37. I just want to say two words, one is a word and the other is a word.

38. If you are not ugly, you look beautiful.

39. You are a smart man, I know what you mean.

40. There is an old saying in China, which is well said.

Excerpts from humorous nonsense literary sentences (3) 4 1. I remember reading your last article, or in your last article.

42. I once took a taxi and asked the driver: What do you do, uncle?

43. If you say so, you can't say so.

44. It's good, but a little bad.

45. I read it for nothing. If you don't read it, you will read it for nothing.

46. Ginger is still old.

47. If you are alive, you are not dead.

48. I am calm except when I am not.

49. You may not have a girlfriend until you find one.

50. Tell me your gender and let me guess whether you are a man or a woman.

5 1. When you have finished your meal, you will have eaten in the evening.

52. Sharpen a sword in ten years and a sword in five years.

I was shocked when I first went to America. I have never seen so many Americans in a country.

Compared with the older generation, young people today are really too young.

55. You look serious.

56. You are a smart man, I know what you mean. I am also a smart person, and smart people should know that I know what you mean. As long as everyone understands that people need to understand me and what you mean, the network environment will be full of people who understand.

57. As the saying goes: As the saying goes.

58. If you fall from one hundred stories, something should happen.

59. You put it here and put it here again, which is like talking.

60. I found myself heavy after eating. So I'm full and weighed.

Some ridiculous literary quotations.

Some ridiculous literary quotations (1) 1. If you jump from the tenth floor and nothing happens, then something should happen to you.

It should have been alive before it died.

The pig was alive before it died.

If I can understand, I don't understand.

This incident caused a great uproar and spread wildly all over the world. It's really big, but it's not particularly big. If it is small, it is not particularly small. I think it's still quite big, not particularly big, but not small. Everyone thinks it's particularly big. I don't think it's that big, but when you say it's small, it's not small.

6. Shocked,/kloc-a girl of 0/4 years old was only four years old ten years ago.

7. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

8. Do you find it much hotter in summer than in winter?

9. Hello, everyone. My last name is Fan. Everyone calls me because I always speak coldly. Please pay attention when I speak.

10. After peeling the banana, you will get a peeled banana.

1 1. I don't know what to say every time.

12. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it.

13. How old are you this year? It's time to find someone Yes, it is. When I want to fall in love, I will find someone.

14. Minors are all under the age of 18.

15. I want to talk when you say that.

16. It's not just nonsense. This is sheer nonsense.

17. I have never lost my chain in this matter.

18. The doctor touched my stomach and asked me if I felt anything here. I said I felt someone touching my stomach.

19. This tomato looks like a tomato.

20. If you fall from the floor of 100, there should be an accident without an accident.

Some ridiculous literary quotations (2) 2 1. People who have no date should still be single.

22. There is not a cloud in the cloudless sky of Wan Li.

When you see this article, you must be reading it.

According to statistics, everyone has breathed air before his life.

25. If you look white, you won't be black.

26. You are a smart man, I know what you mean. I am also a smart person, and smart people should know that I know what you mean. As long as everyone understands that people need to understand me and what you mean, the network environment will be full of people who understand.

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

28. No one who is awake now should fall asleep.

29. A truth: The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

30. I didn't find it before, but I found it when I found it.

3 1. The greater the capacity, the greater the capacity.

Tell me your gender and let me guess whether you are a man or a woman.

33. Every 60 seconds in life is wasted, life passes 1 minute.

34. If you save a pack of cigarettes every day, you can buy 10 packs of cigarettes after 10 days.

35. One minute on stage, sixty seconds off stage.

36. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent some time.

37. Who would have thought that this girl of 16 years old was only a girl of 12 years old four years ago?

38. If you are my girlfriend, then I am your boyfriend.

39. I wonder if you have noticed that winter is really much colder than summer.

40. If you fall from one hundred stories, something should happen.

Some ridiculous literary quotations (3) 4 1. If you want to say that, you can't say that.

42. If I didn't guess wrong, I must have guessed right.

43. Why didn't you reply to my message? Because I didn't send you a message?

Drinking a glass of milk before going to bed every day will cost a few dollars more than not drinking milk every day.

I was shocked when I first went to England. I have never seen so many British people in a country.

46. If he doesn't marry me, the bride will definitely not be me.

47. Tomorrow's weather forecast will tell you tomorrow's weather.

48. One minute was lost in the past 60 seconds.

49. Even if the king of Lao Tzu comes, it is also the king of Lao Tzu.

50. I didn't find it before, but I found it when I found it.

Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

52. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.

53. You will find that what is said in nonsense literature is nonsense.

54. Your mother must be pregnant to give birth to you.

55. This young man is very handsome, with a nose and two eyes.

56. After you click like, you will find that I like another one.

57. I am particularly angry when I am particularly angry at ordinary times.

58. Put some black and white sesame seeds.

59. He should look good if he is not ugly.

60. This hand is the size of a palm.