Funny people’s sentences and mood phrases

1. First love is infinitely better, but it’s just that you die too early.

2. Hold the small pot and ask the sky when will you become a god.

3. I would rather be a tomboy among men than play tricks on women.

4. If you live, you will die sooner or later; if you die, you will live forever.

5. Li Gongjun, his writing is like Qu Yuan and his people are like rice dumplings.

6. If I die, please give me a sister.

7. The earth is in motion, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

8. It’s not that I don’t dare to kick you, I’m just afraid of dirtying the Nikes on my feet.

9. When a man is dumped, it’s about money; when a woman is dumped, it’s about appearance. When I was dumped, there’s something wrong with your fucking head.

11. A man’s strength is the RMB in your pocket.

12. Why do you suddenly want to cry? Could it be that I also have a little sadness that flows against the current like a river?

13. Other people’s money is my personal belongings.

14. Whoever is destroyed is not destroyed, and whoever is destroyed is not destroyed.

15. Failing math is normal and shows that we are all children who cannot calculate.

16. The difference between a lie and an oath is that one is taken seriously by the listener, and the other is taken seriously by the teller.

17. Thank you for hypocrisy and sudden sincerity, thank you for making lies come true.

18. The price of everything is rising, but people are getting cheaper...

19. Good-looking photos do not mean beautiful, it can only mean that the shooting angle is very standard.

20. Since a clock was installed at the back of the classroom, our return rate has increased.

21. Boss, do you have any Coke? Bring me a bottle of Sprite...

22. When you look at beautiful women on the street, the higher one is admiration...the lower one is a gangster.

23. He is deaf to what is going on outside the window and only watches soap operas.

24. Some people are alive, and they are already dead; some people are alive, and they should have died long ago.

25. Make the mistake of making the mistake, or make the mistake of taking advantage of the situation. Anyway, it will be done.

26. There is a kind of crash called wrong password input, there is a kind of panic called account remote login, there is a kind of emotion called invisible and visible, there is a kind of misunderstanding called human-computer offline, and there is a kind of loss called you don’t have access. Permission!

27. Have you been thrown up three times since you were born, but only caught twice?

28. There are two most difficult things in the world: one is to put your thoughts into other people's heads, and the other is to put other people's money into your own pocket. If the former is successful, he will be called the teacher, if the latter is successful, he will be called the boss. If both are successful, he can be called his wife, university or church!

29. Life is a chess game, and I am willing to be a pawn. Although I move slowly, who can Ever seen me take a step back.

30. How many people have said to their classmates who copied their answers: Don’t look for me if you make a mistake!

31. Dating is not allowed in school. Let all teachers get divorced! We looked at the side effects.

32. A woman must be virtuous. The so-called virtuous means that she knows nothing when she is idle at home.

33. The first sentence is wrong and the entire hypothesis fails.

34. I don’t have a gorgeous appearance, but I have a boring soul.

35. After the vicissitudes of life, why do we remain as lonely as before but would rather be strangers.

36. Girls who don’t like to take selfies are not necessarily ugly. Boys who like to take selfies are basically sissies.

37. People who care don’t understand, and people who understand don’t care.

38. Thanks to the poor students, you are at the bottom of the list for the top students.

39. Life is wonderful, with food, drink and a computer.

40. Wang Shiling gives people the impression that she is a rich woman, hehe.

41. Even if you lose all your teeth one day, I can still take you to have fun.

42. Winter is here, and a group of Li Gongjun flies south, sometimes in an S shape, sometimes in a B shape...

43. When I was a child, I was very confused about whether to go to Tsinghua University or Tsinghua University. Peking University, now it seems that I thought too much.

44. Regardless of whether Kimi is cute or not, it is appropriate to praise him.

45. If I couldn’t beat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago.

46. A female man will have a group of brothers to accompany him, and a cute girl will have a group of boyfriends to accompany her.

47. Invisible things are certainly scary, but isn’t the human heart even more terrifying?

48. Whether a person succeeds in his life or not depends on the memorial service.

49. I have a special liking for people who reply instantly when chatting. Is it good to reply instantly?

50. There are always thirty days every month when I don’t want to go to school.

51. Before the heirs have finished chasing, the beautiful man attacks again.

52. Children without umbrellas must run hard.

53. The only difference between a friend and an assassin is: when an assassin stabs you in the back, you turn around and say in pain, ah, who are you? ——When a friend stabs you in the back, you turn around and say in surprise, "Ah, it's you!"

54. The old bitter vines are full of crows, the school cafeteria has increased prices, and the classmates are starving to death. The sun sets, Mom, I want to go home.

55. Cherish what you can have and give up what you can’t get. Why not?

56. I can squeeze out the oil by putting your words in the oil pan!

57. Women are books and men are pigs. Never expect pigs to understand books!

58. It’s the same B. Going north is NB, and going south is SB. The most important thing in life is direction

59. Every girl has an uncle in her heart Running.

60. Edison went out with a couple and later invented the light bulb. Funny mood phrases

1. The examination room is like a battlefield. Either you die or I die.

2. One mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, unless there is one male and one female.

3. People are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong. Men are afraid of being poor and women are afraid of being fat.

4. There must be a road in front of the mountain, and I can’t stop even if there is a road.

5. As long as there is a lesson in your heart, there will be lessons wherever you go.

6. The color of the banknotes in your pocket determines your mood today.

7. The temperature in your palm is not high, but it is enough to warm me.

8. A slap will knock you to the wall and you won’t be able to buckle it off.

9. Driving on the road is not difficult, except for the newcomers!

10. You are so cute that you attract countless blind people to bow to you.

11. Without tears, how can we express the joy and sorrow of this world?

12. Don’t tell jokes at the beach, as it will make the sea laugh.

13. Don’t say I’m bullying you, make it sound like I’m bullying a mentally retarded person.

14. You smell of her perfume, and it’s not as expensive as mine when you smell it.

15. For girls: If you go out to hang out, you will get pregnant sooner or later.

16. Anything I can’t let go must be because I can’t have it.

17. In the afternoon without you, if something is lost, there is no way to recall it.

18. A man who can tie your shoes is a good man! And cherish it.

19. Don’t say I’m arrogant, it’s just that I refuse to deal with animals!

20. Humor is when a person wants to cry but still has the interest to laugh.

21. I gave up everything for you in exchange for wishing you happiness.

22. Two people who are too similar either love each other very much or hurt each other.

23. Reviewing is to confirm again what you don’t know and that you really don’t know it.

24. Don’t blindly pretend to be garlic in the green years, that is not good.

25. There are more and more monsters in the world, and there are fewer and fewer Tang Monk.

26. In fact, confessing is not necessarily a good thing, because it looks shady.

27. Read thousands of books, travel thousands of miles, make thousands of dollars, and become a heartthrob!

28. If I had known that it was so difficult to find a girlfriend, I would have made an appointment with her.

29. My uncle said that he will not allow you to exist in my aunt's mind.

30. The most romantic thing I can think of is to watch you grow old alone.

31. I dare not look at the mirror for too long because I am afraid that I will fall in love with myself.

32. My friend said, Hey, you’re really good. It’s been a long time since I last saw you, and you’re as fat as two people.

33. Two drops of water on the pig’s butt, give a song title. Your face is filled with tears.

34. Don’t talk with your eyes closed if nothing happens. People who don’t know may think it’s a corpse scam.

35. I can’t see what’s wrong with being ugly. It’s you who are disgusting.

36. As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Ultraman.

37. How was your National Day? I wrote homework for seven days in a different place

38. Love is like a movie. When the movie ends, everyone will disperse.

39. I will examine myself three times a day, am I good? Is it handsome? Rich or not? No, go study!

40. Secret love is the radar without anti-aircraft guns, which silently locks onto enemy aircraft.

41. Don’t call me fat, otherwise I will think you are jealous that I eat better than you.

42. I only have eyes for you when you speak human words and you blocked me from copying my homework

43. It’s cold, if you can’t give me a hug, then buy it for me A coat.

44. The best way to ruin a song is to set that song as your wake-up ringtone.

45. The teacher said that falling in love affects learning. Doesn’t studying affect falling in love?

46. Losing ten dollars is more uncomfortable than falling out of love, and picking up ten dollars is happier than getting married.

47. Asking but not getting it, giving it up but not being able to give it up, getting it but not hesitating, this is the greatest sorrow for people.

48. Being online these days is the same as being invisible. No one will come to chat with you.

49. People with big faces usually have good tempers, because it is really hard to fall out with a big face.

50. When a girl is alone and alone, it is actually a hooligan behavior for a girl to say she is cold.

51. When I get rich, I will buy two houses, let them demolish one, and live in the other myself!

52. The old lady on the Naihe Bridge is already selling Pepsi Cola. How can you ask me to forget you?

53. Mr. Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? It’s because I don’t understand darkness during the day.

54. Is money really that important to you? I talked for more than 3 hours without losing a penny.

55. No one can replace your place in my heart, because you have no place in my heart at all.

56. When I was a child, I loved playing hide-and-seek. Once others hid, I would go home directly.

57. Great coin: Use the Internet on the heads, sleep on the tails, and if it breaks, I will study.

58. I am a dead crow on an old tree. I don’t earn enough money to spend. I am still alone. I am ugly and no one is willing to blind me.

59. I’m not very good at talking. If you offend me in any way, come and beat me up.

60. My poor score is no longer a hindrance to the class. It has already broken the class’s hindrance.

61. I really admire Zhao Yihuan. In the few movies he shot, he didn’t mention changing his hair style, but I couldn’t do it.

62. It is said that God arranges a person around everyone who can eat no matter how hard he eats to make you angry. .

63. Since two prostitutes claimed to be graduates of a prestigious university, I now generally call myself illiterate.

64. Regarding the matter of gaining weight, I just want to say silently: Don’t be angry with your face.

65. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I have been running around naked for more than ten years.

66. If this person is unlucky, he can scare himself even if he sneezes, and even electrocute himself half to death if he takes off his sweater.

67. I am learning sacred knowledge, but you actually use scores to measure it. This is simply a stain on academics! vulgar!

68. What should you do if someone scolds you for not being good enough? : You have seeds, you have many kinds, colorful seeds, but unfortunately they are hybrids.

69. It is recommended that the country replace the chairs used in class with swivel chairs like those used in The Voice of China, so that students can turn around and listen if they think the teacher speaks well.

70. If you don’t fart, it will hurt your heart; if you don’t fart, squeeze hard and exercise; if I fart, please pay attention; when the fart sounds, everyone applauds!

71. Summer is here, and I realize that staying cool is not a curse, it is definitely the most sincere concern.

72. The most touching words in the world are not that I love you, but that you have lost weight. The most hurtful words in the world are not that I hate you, but that you have gained weight.

73. When I am half asleep and half awake, your figure appears, nestling in your arms. I feel an indescribable feeling. I wonder if I can feel your warmth again!

74. On the long journey of life, we almost passed each other, but you gently held my hand. I really hope these warm hands will hold me forever!

75. Before every exam, I am extremely busy making copies. There are so many cheat sheets that I’m afraid they won’t be enough. After the exam, the books were thrown everywhere. Girls go shopping and boys go to pick up girls.

76. I want to be a man and work hard to earn money; wages are only rising slowly, and house prices are rising rapidly for no reason; it is so difficult to collect a down payment, so I have no choice but to continue being single!

77. There is some farmland in Nongfu Spring, and there is water without fear of drought; you work hard at Wanglaoji, and you have tea after finishing the farm work; Master Kong is the best cook, and you have delicious meals every day!

78. Now I seem to be standing at an awkward intersection where there is no business. What I have lost is the heartfelt talk of bluffing and cheating, and what I have not gained is the sophistication and calmness of writing to the end of the world.

79. Palmist Master: Your palms are big, you must be lonely. Me: Huh? You can see this, why? Palmist Master: Because the bigger the palm, the lonelier it becomes.

80. Male: The world is so big, why bother holding on to me? You have your life, I have my freedom, letting go is true. Saleswoman: You just want to leave after taking something?

81. The weather is getting colder, and fewer and fewer people are playing with their phones while walking on the road. I smiled while touching my hot Xiaomi phone, which is my hand warmer in winter.

It’s hot at any time, it’s constantly hot, it warms my heart

82. How to please your girlfriend when she’s her aunt? When her aunt comes, she can't eat cold food, so you have to take care of her feelings. Don't make a sound when eating ice cream in front of her! Tell me some funny mood phrases

1. Don’t speak English in front of me in the future, okay?

2. The phone bill and traffic had a baby called shutdown.

3. These days, it’s hard for couples to sell cucumbers if they have too many.

4. Please curl up into a gentle posture and get out.

5. I think about losing weight in my heart, but I eat desperately.

6. If you were a flower, no cow would dare to poop in the future!

7. How much sorrow can you have? It’s like the 80th floor of CITIC!

8. Hitting means kissing, scolding means loving, and kicking you is the most real thing.

9. Every time after an argument, I feel that I have not performed well.

10. Lovers will eventually get married, and rich people will eventually become miserable.

11. Xiao Ming ate Mapo tofu and was stabbed to death by Mapo.

12. There is no cold man in the world, but he is not warm to you.

13. What wakes me up every day is not my dream, but my dormitory teacher

14. I don’t want to fight with you, I want to be from behind.

15. Study hard for China! A pack of Chinese is a lot of money!

16. Make decisions with a pat on your head, make promises with a pat on your chest, and leave with a pat on the back.

17. I don’t want short-term tenderness, I just want your lifelong companionship.

18. If I can’t hold an umbrella for you one day, then I will accompany you in the rain.

19. Xiao Ming, who couldn’t clean himself after jumping into the Yellow River, finally jumped into the Yangtze River.

20. I am waiting for someone, someone who can stay with me for a long, long time.

21. It’s not that we fat people are too fat, but that you thin people are malnourished.

22. Dear young man, I wish you will be as lonely as a dog in the future.

23. The reason why I am so carefree now is because I was more attentive than anyone else in the past.

24. All we can do in the next life is not to let us pass by.

25. I often wrote to you, but later you became friendly with the postman.

26. Confucius said: When three people are walking together, there must be my wife. Choose the pretty one and marry her.

27. The most painful thing in the world is to be woken up by peeing while having a sweet dream.

28. Checking the time in the morning is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

29. I will only hold your hand in this life, because having you in this life is enough.

30. God has not given me any great responsibilities, but it still tortures my mind and strains my muscles and bones.

31. How can a simple person like me do such thoughtful questions as mathematics?

32. The reason why angels can fly is because they take themselves very lightly

33. At first glance, you are not very good, but when you look carefully, you might as well suddenly look.

34. Sister Lin did not die of illness. In fact, she fell to death from the sky.

35. Have you been thrown up three times since you were born, but only caught twice?

36. Many people climb to the top of the ladder, only to find that the ladder is set against the wrong wall.

37. One day, Ultraman raised his hand to answer a question in class, and then the teacher died.

38. Because you have a double chin, you cannot lower your head when encountering any difficulties.

39. I sold the love letter for only two yuan. Alas, this relationship is really cheap.

40. There is always that one person who you just can’t hate no matter how many times he hurts you.

41. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

42. Three good students. Our goals and our efforts: good food, fun, and good sleep.

43. The consequences of a diaosi and a rich and handsome man kissing a goddess forcefully, the former is bang! The latter is bang bang bang.

44. I must appear in your household registration book. Even if I can’t be your wife, I can also be your baby mother.

45. I seem to have fallen in love with you. How can I talk? It makes you look like you have had sex with me.

46. There is a kind of desolation, this math problem has surpassed my Chinese language skills. Understand the scope.

47. If your ugliness could generate electricity, all power stations around the world would be shut down.

48. Ever since I picked up the pen that fell on the ground in the first grade of junior high school, I have never understood mathematics.

49. When we remove the stumbling blocks placed by others, we may be paving the way for ourselves.

50. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting inside the toilet or waiting outside the toilet.

51. Next time a boy laughs at you for having thick legs.

Just reply to him: Your legs are thin, all three of your legs are thin.

52. Sometimes explanations are unnecessary. Enemies do not believe your explanations, but friends do not need your explanations.

53. When do you think boys are most charming? You're most charming when you're pooping! I am obsessed with you!

54. Let me go, what are the fast boys like this year? They look like they are joking with the singers.

55. Everyone needs someone by their side who can use it as an excuse to go out to play. Someone who parents will feel relieved after hearing this.

56. This season, if a girl looks at you and bites your lips, don’t get me wrong, she might just be biting dead skin.

57. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, our Thousand-Armed Guanyin has been running around naked for many years!

58. I looked at you frequently on the bus, and you looked at me frequently. I fell in love with you at first sight, but you held your wallet tightly.

59. The alarm clock started going crazy in the morning, the quilt suddenly hugged me, the pillow sang me a lullaby, and then I fell asleep

60. Give me a woman, I can create A nation; give me a bottle of wine and I can lead them to conquer the world! .

61. A woolen blanket can warm an orphan's lonely night, and it can also cover up the sweaty adultery of a couple.

62. My dream: Be a secretary when you have something to do, and be a secretary when you have nothing to do. The reality is: I can’t be a secretary if there’s something wrong, and I can’t be a secretary if there’s nothing wrong.

63. What does it mean to repay a drop of water with a spring of water? If someone throws a drop of water at you, if you want, just use a bucket of water to throw him to death

64. Study before the exam Ba's final review is called "checking for leaks and filling in vacancies", the average one is called "Jingwei filling up the sea", the narrow one is called "Nuwa mending the sky", mine is called "creating the world".

65. It is normal to eat the metal wire used to clean the pot at breakfast. This shows that our logistics strictly follows the order of cleaning the pot first and then cooking.

66. Never Argue with an idiot because he will bring your IQ down to his level and beat you with his experience.

67. If you like someone, you have to tell them. There is nothing difficult about confessing. Anyway, you are not the one who needs to rack your brains to come up with a tactful reason for rejection.

68. There really is no jacket that can compare to a school uniform. It can hide a mobile phone in the sleeves, hold books in the pocket, roll it up as a pillow, spread it out as a blanket, and dare to rub it everywhere.

69. When the wild goose returns, the moon is full on the west tower, and the flowers are falling and the water is flowing. A kind of lovesickness, two places of worry, there is no way to eliminate this feeling, it is on the brow, but on the heart.

70. The teacher said: It is about to take the high school entrance examination, so if you are in early love, don’t fight, so as not to affect your mood; if you are not in early love, don’t confess, so as not to be rejected and affect your mood.

71. It is not easy for workers to make money, so they all want to get a raise; now that Yao Jiaxin has appeared, killing someone in a car is punishable by death; no one calls for a raise anymore, for fear of being fired in the end!

72. I think I am a dog, guarding your door every day. I think I am a pig, reading books with you every day. I think I am a sheep, accompanying you to the canteen every day.

73. I recently opened a shop called Drum and Gun, and the money is pouring in. Every time someone bought a drum set, his neighbor would come over and buy a gun the next day.

74. One time when I came home, my uncle beat me and said: You were absent from class. I waited for you in primary school for an hour and didn’t see you. I cried and said to him: I am in the first grade of junior high school!

75. Love is a feeling. Even if it hurts, you will feel happy. Love is an experience that feels sweet even if your heart is broken. Love is an experience that feels beautiful even when it is broken.

76. The flowing water is the shadow of the white clouds, the moon is the shadow of the sun, the night is the shadow of the day, and the pain is the shadow of love. I don’t ask you to be my shadow, I am willing to be your shadow.

77. Xiang Yu was tightly surrounded by Liu Bang and fell into trouble. At night, Xiang Yu heard Chu songs from all directions and was shocked: "Who is singing!" Yu Ji was stunned: warmth makes loneliness?

78. In fact, I quite like mathematics. It does not have the circuitousness of Chinese language, the grammar of English, or the complexity and information content of history and politics. Do!

79. Who said there are no beautiful girls in Peking University? Boys are more like bull devils. It’s not that we are too dissipated, and we are frivolous if we don’t have money. Love paintings have no perverts since ancient times! Gentlemen line up! There was an accidental rape case, and she was also caught as a female hooligan!

80. A mentally ill patient was writing a letter. The nurse asked: Who are you writing to? The patient said: Myself. The nurse asked again: What was written in the letter? Patient: You are crazy. How do I know if I haven’t received it yet? Funny classic phrases about mood Funny phrases about mood

1. Children without umbrellas must run hard.

2. It is so classic now, but so thrilling in the past.

3. When you see someone on the road, roar unyieldingly, then continue walking forward after roaring.

4. Life is full of disappointments that can change with circumstances.

5. If you wear the mask for too long, it will grow on your face. If you want to take it off again, you will have to peel off the skin.

6. I am not a fortune teller on the bridge, and I can’t talk as much as you like to hear.

7. To be a man, you should be like Chen Zhen who beats Japanese men and plays with Japanese women.

8. The first thing you do when you get up in the morning is to open your eyes, and the first thing you do when you go to bed at night is to close your eyes.

9. This evil new society, why don’t you have arranged marriages?

10. If I couldn’t beat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago.

11. I don’t have a pot. If I had a pot, I would stew you!

12. The reasons for insomnia are too full, too hungry or missing you too much

13. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself: If you eat too much, you will die. But it turns out that I am really not afraid of death.

14. People who care don’t understand, and people who understand don’t care.

15. The monks are very fashionable because they all wear harem pants.

16. The three most confusing sentences in class: Why are you reading? Look at the blackboard! Why are you looking at the blackboard? Look at me! What are you looking at me for? Read a book!

17. People who liked me and treated me well when I was fat will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

18. Dogs are always dogs, and sometimes people are not people.

19. I heard that you are very thin-skinned recently, and you are almost gone?

< p> 20. After the vicissitudes of life, why do we remain as lonely as before but would rather be strangers.

21. Look at your appearance, you look like you are joking!

22. It doesn’t mean that equality between men and women is now implemented, why can’t I? Go to the women's restroom.

23. The final review for top students before the exam is called checking for omissions and filling in vacancies, for those who are average, it is called Jingwei filling up the sea, for those who are close, it is called Nuwa mending the sky, and for me, it is called creating the world.

24. A bitch is a bitch, even if the economy is in crisis, it won’t be expensive!

25. Thank you for hypocrisy and sudden sincerity, thank you for making lies come true.

26. It’s not that good medicine tastes bitter, but why has it never been effective?

27. There are only two kinds of people who can play with me, and one is those who can tolerate my neurosis. People, one is a neurotic person like me.

28. Can you blame me for your round face? Can you blame me if the food is delicious?

29. A man’s strength is the RMB in your pocket.

30. For Bai Fumei, you have achieved three points - idiot, rich, and stinky

31. Forgive me for often pretending to be indifferent even though I clearly care.

32. The couple has never had a quarrel in the more than 20 years of marriage. Reporter interviews husband: How did you do it? Husband answered: The day my daughter-in-law got married, the dog roared at her, and she said calmly, this

33. Xiangyang: Some people say that insomnia is because you are busy working hard in other people's dreams

34. Cherish what you can have and give up what you can’t get. Why not?

35. The most frustrating time in the exam was when I saw a question. I vaguely remembered that the teacher said it, but I clearly remembered that I didn’t listen.

36. The supermarket is so cheating, the original price is 10.00 Yuan, the special price is 9.99 Yuan. If you have the ability, give me 1 cent.

37. I once owned you, and the thought of it makes me sad.

38. Hard-working people eat food from the world. Hell's work.

39. There are only women who die for love, but there are no infatuated men.

40. I shine in this beautiful moment as a god. Don’t disturb me.

41. Life is a chess game, and I am willing to be a pawn. Although I move slowly, who has ever seen it? I took a step back.

42. Do you know that the biggest advantage of humans evolving from walking on four limbs to walking on two limbs is that they save two pairs of shoes?

43. Don’t say sorry to me if you are hypocritical. , you get out is the best apology!

44. No matter how much you make a girl laugh, it is nothing more important than a man who makes her cry once. This remark made me sleepless for a long time.

45. If your mind is not as big as the sea, how can you have a career as big as the sea?

46. The sleepless night slowly drifts over (╰_╯)#

47. No one holds my hand, so I just put it in my pocket.

48. For a person like you, in the TV series I direct, you can survive for at most two episodes.

49. Tell me, do you want to die or not live anymore?

50. When you see through, pretend not to see through.

51. I have made so many mistakes that I don’t even know where I went wrong now.

52. Often you can’t afford the clothes you fall in love with at first sight. The person who falls in love with you at first sight will often not like you.

53. When you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket, shake the Coke, pound the rice vat, break Dove, squeeze Master Kong.

54. The air purifier is the most pretentious home appliance I have ever seen, especially like us in the classroom pretending to listen.

55. Don’t always think that being tanned will cover up the fact that you are an idiot

56. During sleepless nights, those sheep will look like you

57. You have to know that Deluxe’s future will not be too bright, so we don’t have to be so pure.

58. Life is wonderful, with food, drink and a computer.

59. You are a very kind person, especially when you feel sorry for others.

60. I hate hearing the word "sorry". This means that someone has taken advantage of me, or I have been taken advantage of. Cheated, even let down.

61. You are so awesome, why don’t you have your photo hanging in Tiananmen Square?

62. I just had a phone interview and talked about anecdotes from my student days. Ask me how my grades were back then. Did I serve as monitor or something? I was really not sure, so I turned around and asked my wife in a low voice, were you the class monitor when you were in school? My wife nodded. I turned to the phone and said: Yes, I did it.

63. We are all tired. I didn’t shed tears and you didn’t regress.

64. Sanitary napkins are so expensive, can we still afford them?

65. Today’s dreams are not meant to be realized, because if you put your dreams in front of reality, they won’t even count.

66. Will someone who has insomnia fall in love at night? Confess to you

67. I don’t listen to anything outside the window and only watch soap operas.

68. The only difference between a friend and an assassin is: when an assassin stabs you in the back, you turn around and say in pain, ah, who are you? -A friend stabs you in the back. You turn around and say in surprise, "Ah, it's you!"

69. Don’t lose sleep all night when I tell you a story.

70. First love is infinitely better, but it is too late.

71. Not knowing is sad, not wanting to know is even sadder.

72. Some men are as smart as the weather and changeable. Some women are as stupid as weather forecasters, and they can’t tell when the weather is changing.

73. Other people’s money is something that belongs to me.

74. Let it be. Even if I like you very much, I can’t disturb you all the time. I hope you can think about me occasionally.

75. High-tech era, high-tech talents. Instead of kneeling on the washboard, let’s go home and kneel on the washing machine.

76. If handsomeness can be used as food, my appearance can feed you for two lifetimes.

77. The most beautiful thing is sleeping with you, which is called sleeping with you.

78. Don’t make promises to me easily, I’m afraid you can’t do it.

79. It is said: women are as fickle as the weather, and men are like weather broadcasters- -Unreliable.

80. When you feel lonely and helpless, think about the hundreds of trillions of cells that live just for you.

81. Buying a computer but not having broadband is like having all the food and wine prepared but becoming a monk before eating.

82. We women are the only flowers in the world, so where do we get so much cow dung?

83. Some questions have no answer, which is the final answer. Nothing is the best outcome.

84. God has not given me any great responsibility, so why should I suffer from my will, my muscles and my body, and my body and skin?

85. Hold your hand and walk with me with your eyes closed. You won't get lost either.

86. A word of caution to all parents: Please do not call your children little bastards, because from a genetic point of view, this is very detrimental to you.

87. True trust is when you say: I fart not smelly, and she will never cover her nose.

88. I like your personality, but I don’t like your gender.

89. Just like every drop of wine cannot return to the original grapes, I cannot return to my youth.

90. If you don’t harm others, you are contributing to society!