Talk about a self-deprecating copy that describes yourself as brainless?

A self-deprecating copy that describes that you don't have enough brains. Talk about a 1. The sun shines on the earth! Welcome to the theater! If you want to ask me who I am, my nickname is Little Gong Li!

2. What kind of environmental pressure forced our distant ancestors to stand up?

Even if it's a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

4. bloom is like a cloud, and feasting is a fleeting time; Old feelings have faded; Very famous people are talking and laughing.

5. Men are dumped, and the problem of money; Women are dumped, they look bad, I am dumped, and you are fucking crazy.

6. There are pits everywhere.

7. When people face happiness, they will suddenly become timid. It takes more courage to grasp happiness than to endure pain.

8. A hero has no good wife, but a lazy man marries a flower branch.

9. People I like don't like me, and people I don't like don't like me even more.

10. Everyone says I am poor-looking, but my mother is rare. My mother said that when I was a child, she took me to the park to play. Many old people gathered around and asked my mother, "Sister, where did you buy this monkey?" Now I have grown up!

1 1. When we taste this sour taste, the only thing we can do is to blame ourselves: if I wear that dress a few times more, if I have enough courage to tell him ... how happy it would be.

12. See how ridiculous feelings are. At first I thought I was just a passer-by, but I didn't expect to become a dear. I used to think that I was the closest, and in the end I was just a passer-by.

13. If there is providence in love, nothing can separate us. No matter how rough it is, as long as we are happy, I want to wait for you in the afterlife. Happy birthday, dear!

14. I also want to wander all my life, but I accidentally fell in love with someone.

15. What is love for all beings? I think I just need to take care of myself first and not hurt others.

16. Don't always scold me for not turning iron into steel. Don't you know that iron can't be turned into steel?

17. A quiet smile with endless sadness. Cold face, hidden unspeakable heartache.

18. My Excellence has not made me conceited, let alone proud of my greatness. I thought it was the only way to make a girl have a crush on me, but I haven't had any signs or clues so far.

19. I really miss you, but I dare not disturb you.

20. Inner desolation and despair cannot be leveled by time.

I don't know how I broke your heart so deeply and made you so cruel. Maybe I'm sentimental, and I really don't know how to make it up.

22. Don't be too nice to me. I'm afraid you'll warm up first and then cool down.

If you don't receive any news from me on Christmas Eve or Christmas, please don't doubt our friendship. I'm just poor.

24. It is always my casual hysteria that touches your final bottom line. It's too late to blame myself, and I feel deeply guilty.

25. Everyone is drunk and I wake up alone, and the whole world is turbid and I wake up alone!

I don't want to study for 30 days a month.

27. After all we have experienced, all that remains is pain.

28. One of the worst moments in life is that after watching a wonderful movie, the screen turns black and you return to ordinary and boring real life.

29. Earn other people's money and go to hell with poverty.

30. Don't love the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, just spend the rest of your life with me.

3 1. There are many roads to success, not just going to college. You can choose your own path according to the actual situation of yourself and your family, and put aside unnecessary self-blame and sinking. As long as you work hard and study hard, you will surely become a strong man in life.

32. Pop songs are everyone's favorite, but you have to rock, which is a painful belief; You love to play ice hockey, but the people around you only know football, which is a painful belief; Everyone goes to the bar to drink, but you have to stay at home and see the world through a novel. This is a painful belief. -Embrace David's Life by Imagination.

33. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.

Before I got married, I was like a free bird. Now it's a chained dog!

35. If you don't know Lian Xiao, who are you to cry? -Feng

Why should I blame myself again and again before you start school?

37. A dazzling city is just like your heart is not suitable for talking about stability.

38. You really can't live without me. When you are bored, all you need is an entertainment toy.

39. Look at yourself on weighing scale. How dare you call it my mother's sweet little cotton-padded jacket? It's like a military coat!

40. Hiding in a small building has become one's own unity. Who cares what you like to write? The outside world is very cold, let it go, rain, snow, wind and frost have nothing to do with me!

Self-deprecating copywriting with insufficient brains. Talk about the third article: 4 1. Live well, every day there is a new blow.

42. Humble vows can always get me into trouble, even if I say them over and over again.

43. Because I am not an ordinary person, I have never spoken Mandarin.

It turns out that God made you with the cheapest bone, so I forgive you. You don't have to blame yourself.

45. I love you for a whole period of time, from ignorance to maturity, from impulse to silence. Thank you for giving me empty happiness.

46. In the future, whenever someone is half like you, I will try my best to be nice to him.

47. If you don't want to, don't mind. If you get it, you lose it. If someone goes, someone will come.

48. The heart is full of sunshine, and the place where the sun shines is desolate.

49. It's no use being handsome before the law.

50. This is the last time I cry and laugh.

5 1. A sentence that makes people feel distressed, beautiful and sad, has a feeling more painful than lovelorn, and that is self-inflicted.

52. Don't count the stars after work every day, but sometimes you can watch the sunrise.

If no one loves us, we won't love ourselves anymore.

54. There are dark clouds in my heart. Even if I die in the sun, the sun will not shine, and the dark clouds will scatter sad songs and joy! Thank you for blaming yourself. I'm sorry for my dear self!

Behind every successful man, there is a woman, but I failed because there are two women behind me.

56. If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, then I don't want it.

57. I may be too soft and sharp. I don't have clear eyes like the lake in autumn. My eyes are only black and white with loneliness and anxiety. I laughed loudly, but cried silently. I hate crowds of people and crowded noise, so I naturally don't pray. How long can you remember me?

Mean is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.

60. I am a special person. I am an ordinary person, so I am an extraordinary person.

There are too many liars in the world and obviously not enough fools.

1, good times are hard to come by, great moments in life, don't go back to old dreams.

If you can't accompany me to death, I don't care when you leave.

3. Youth is running wildly, and then falling down beautifully.

I feel too much now!

5. Life has no map. We were disappointed all the way, ignited hope all the way, and searched for answers all the way.

6. If you are important, he will try to keep you.

7. No matter how prosperous the process is, it can't change the ending of the song.

8. People who say the sun is warm must have never seen you smile.

9. I always don't want to face the reality, but I want to face you in my dream forever.

10, everything is like a misplaced drawing, and everything in the past can't go back to the past.

1 1, I always make you jealous, because I want to prove my position in your heart in this stupid way.

12, people who value feelings will never come to a good end.

13, why? I regret it and want to give up. Come to me.

14, there are too many liars and obviously not enough fools in the world.

15, the wound is not deep, I don't know the pain, my feelings are not destroyed, I don't know the cold.

16, I need you after parting, just like I miss the sweat dripping on a winter night.

17, [I also want to be born and die, and I hope someone will accompany me at the end of the year. ]

18, I always think of you in lonely nights, dear, that's not missing, that's my ignorant expectation.

19, do you feel that you are the one you laughed at?

20. The biggest advantage of maturity is that you don't want what you didn't get before.

2 1, the wind decides to go, how can the clouds stay?

22. Ignore those who love us, and love those who ignore us. We are all the same. We deceive ourselves and others.

23, reluctant to forget, reluctant to give up. . . . Who's that? I want to forget ni.

24. The most regrettable thing in life is to give up what you shouldn't give up easily and stick to what you shouldn't insist on.

25. We all thought there were some things we couldn't let go.

26. If you were me, if you love me as much as I love you and me.

27. People always see the bright side, but few people think about how many thorns there are on the way to the glorious throne.

Don't make me laugh when you are angry, you know I can't help it.

29. Love can be discussed, but in the end, a few people who really love you are sincere.

30. The person you love is no longer me.

3 1, [Some girls are sloppy at home and are house girls. A glamorous appearance is the queen. ]

Don't complain that what your parents give you is not good enough, it may be all they have.

33. Why make yourself so embarrassed? After all, it's not your own grievance. ...

34, limping on the floor, facing the ceiling, is like being trapped in a cold cage that can't break free.

I'm not afraid that one day everyone will abandon me.

36. Don't choose if you don't like it. If you like it, stick to it. Being together is a kind of fate. Don't make people who like you cry easily. Cherish every minute together. Good memories should be reserved for happiness and laughter. No matter what happens, don't say you don't like me easily, and don't give up my relationship easily, because the person at the next stop may not be better than me.

37. Let it go, how many people are lost and desperate.

Too many liars and not enough fools —— A classic joke

This time I crossed the mountains and the sea. I went for three years and five years and never came back.

"Joking every day, always stealing the camera, XXgy is full of news G points, and it is hard not to be lonely," said an expert of the hodgepodge.

Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love.

Tao of the environmental movement said: You can't just love, you must do it!

Sister, you will be enlightened one day. Come and see me first.

Without you, I will be more bring disgrace to oneself. Without me, you will trample on yourself. ...

These two days, my MSN is like a outspoken young cadre-either I can't get up anyway, or I finally got up, and then I fell down as soon as I fucking talked.

In fact, I have been suffering from blank agenda phobia for many years.

I don't work overtime. Ben didn't add me. I work overtime. Add me to the class.

A person's body is occupied by malignant parasites, and he can't kill them in various ways. At the same time, he found himself becoming as cruel and evil as a parasite. Finally, he killed himself and burned himself with what little reason he had. Not even parasites were left behind. This story is called "Remember a happy person".

Hold the fate by the throat, and hold the cow by the throat, otherwise, you hold the fate by the throat, and the cow will hold your throat.

Reject the transformer. Optimus Prime, a pure man with a thin waist and shining, has become a post-modern garbage. How sad is it? I loved the past and refused the present.

The past has passed, the future is always the future, and the present is always in the crotch.

Some comrades look at it from a distance, not a gourd, not a gourd. They float and take risks in the water. The leader said it was fish belly, and the masses said it was urine. Comrades bet by the river, looking around, no one saw a doorway. ...

Caterpillars are similar to maggots, but butterflies are different from flies.

With a large population, I plan to ban coke and drink syrup instead.

Buy good things with reasonable prices, not inferior things with low prices.

Too many liars make not enough fools.

I want to understand one big thing: Ximen Qing may not be the one who can marry Pan Jinlian.

A girl named "treat the rider as a rider" asked me on MSN: Is it ok tonight?

In a demolished bar, hold a nonexistent performance and sing a song that has never been written to commemorate a dead person.

More and more people think that commercial films are better than art films, and TV plays are better than movies.

I just saw a sentence on the cat flutter: reality is so realistic, why should it be so realistic?

I heard that Bao is going out of Beijing, and she is busy with the East Palace and the West Palace. Empress in the East Palace bakes cakes, while empress in the West Palace peels green onions.

Travel here to relieve boredom. Looking at the mountains from afar, a pot of steamed bread.

Life is worse than death, be a bosom friend.

Let your personality shine on your forehead.

Natural and man-made disasters are always competing to see who will win the future of the motherland.

Well, my favorite movie star plays Fight Club. He is not sloppy or tired.

I thought it would be a tragedy, but it turned out to be a farce

On the issue of love, we should serve others with virtue.

Funny QQ personality: There are too many liars and obviously not enough fools.

Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.

Brother's goal: peasant woman, mountain spring, a little field.

My friend's name in his girlfriend's mobile phone is "he", and then they broke up and became "it" ...

Don't come to me for no reason, let alone anything!

The sky is gray and the night is boundless, and women pretend to be men and play hooligans.

Life: class is over ... school is over ... vacation ... graduation ... full mixing ... old ... regret ... dead.

Youth is rushing, and then falling down beautifully.

In fact, we can boil all the problems down to two kinds: one is that we are hungry and have no food; One is full.

After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten.

Don't pour all the dirty water on yourself when you do something wrong. I have to save it for flushing the toilet.

The great thing about news simulcast is that even if you keep changing channels, you can watch a piece of news completely.

I'm not your raccoon. It's fun to play without you

You don't need too many close friends. Two are enough. One will lend you money and the other will attend your funeral.

I want to be your heart in the next life, at least you will die if I don't jump.

In the exam, I am going to write "Baidu once, you will know" on the paper, which makes the marking teacher very angry.

Recently, I have been poor and crazy, and I have no money to buy big cakes, so I can only eat steamed bread; If you want to eat pie, pat the steamed bread flat; If you want to eat noodles, comb the steamed bread with a comb a few times!

The saddest thing is not that men are fake, but that women are stupid.

Is there anyone who, like me, wants to go to school during the holidays and want to have a holiday when I go to school?

If I remember you in my next life, I will never be with you again.

I never tidy my room, because I am a beauty in a messy room.

Marriage trilogy: in the first year, men are talking and women are listening; The next year, women were talking and men were listening. In the third year, men and women talked together and neighbors listened.

My computer is old and pure. When it comes to colored topics, you can't stand the black screen.

Book me two tickets to heaven. I'm going to find Yue Lao.

You are as pure as milk. This milk is called Sanlu!

Smoking is better than women, because it only hurts the lungs, not the heart.

The art of meanness lies in meanness and in showing one's own style.

It is said that women are clothes, and big sister is a brand you can't afford to wear.

I want people all over the world to know that I keep a low profile.

When I heard the teacher say that he would start the fine again, I knew that he had spent all his salary.

Funny QQ said: Sao soul is the real Sao in the bones.

Whoever dares to invade China again, we can only send it a sentence in Chinese: light the toilet (die).

The fool stole the beggar's wallet and was seen by the blind. The deaf man was startled by a loud noise. The lame man flew, and the madman said, Oh, be reasonable.

Others are holding hands, and I am holding my dog, taking a walk and walking around to see who is not happy to bite.

Take off your heavy makeup, my grandmother looks better than you.

Looking for his whiteness vertically, I suddenly looked back, and the man was already in the marriage registration office.

Finally, I know why I want to lick Oreos, because then no one dares to rob them. .

I have to read Forbes Rich List every morning when I get up. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.

There are too many liars and obviously not enough fools.

On the way to kill the dragon, I swam across the river, climbed to the top of the tower and kissed your princess.

If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then you should eat at least a pair of whales. ...

Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible.

If you treat me like a game, I'll kill you.

Dare to curse me for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets? I curse you for buying instant noodles with only seasoning packets!

You are not cheap, mistress is here. Infertility. Are you two or two? Two is yes, no three no four.

Don't move. Don't run! These days, even pig manure is unreliable!

Experts advise not to sleep more than 24 hours a day! Just have a similar one, don't go too far!

You have shit on your head! Who dares to step on your head