Classic quotations of silver soul

Are you kidding? We walked into a dead end on purpose!

2 Shenle: What are you doing in front of someone else's house? You smelly boys won't have any books falling in.

Noba: Did you buy the toilet paper?

Shenle: Here you are. (takes out a roll)

Nba: God is happy. I said don't buy large bags and rolls of toilet paper. That's all. How can someone eat a bad stomach?

Shenle: Don't say Lori just to order toilet paper. Are you an old lady in the street? There are many poor soldiers rubbing newspapers to go to the toilet in the world!

4 Silver: Listen, the most important thing is that this is "calcium". As long as you take good calcium supplements, everything will go smoothly. Test the stress ... the generation gap with your parents ... the girl you like ... the stink under your crotch ... In short, as long as you take calcium supplements well, everything will go smoothly.

What the hell is this? No matter how much calcium you eat, if you are hit by a car, you will still break a bone.

No matter how old you are, people are still on the journey to find a place to live.

Don't give me the runaround with folk songs!

Old man in the hospital: the man who gambles on his reputation and drinks strawberry milk all the time is called Prince Strawberry Milk!

Noba: Why are you still jealous of kelp?

Shenle: Being jealous of kelp while listening to this unworthy story can help me keep my mind balanced.

Hospital elderly: # @ ……% RMB% * … ((*))

Silver: Give me some vinegar kelp, too.

Silver: It's noisy, but it exists for strawberry milk and chocolate cold cake!

10 Deng Shi: It seems that it's not just a matter of aesthetics, your IQ is only the kindergarten level!

1 1: Deng Shi is very satisfied with God: rice is not for drinking. You haven't eaten at all since just now, but you are eating!

12 shenle: my parents are dead, which can't stop me from sleeping after eating.

13 silver: I thought it would be very painful now. In fact, there will be more and more painful things waiting for you in the future. You can stick to it!

Noba: How come you are so cruel to your own life creed!

14 silver: idiot, listen to the word "sugar" for me. A long time ago, people helped each other and carried crosses to the Tang Dynasty.

15 silver: Ah, I don't want to drink this stuff anymore. Well, I have said it many times, but this time I am serious about swearing. Who do I swear to? Swear to the weather forecast girl.

16 silver: a person's life is like walking on a long journey with heavy luggage on his back. It sounds annoying at first, but it really makes sense to think about what the old man said slowly. Maybe it's not luggage, but everyone has something precious in his arms, but he will never notice it when he has it, but he thinks of that kind of play countless times when everything slips away quietly. I don't want to have it again, but I don't know when it will come back. Maybe it will be easier to abandon it. Anyway, I don't want to do that, because the journey without any boys will be boring.

17 Miao: Does a child need a reason to protect what his father cherishes most?

18 Miao: It's painful to have and abandon what you can't go back. Since it will be painful anyway, I would rather choose to protect it, pain!

19 xinba: hey, why are you still here? You are challenging to make a big cake in someone's house!

Silver: Well, if I eat something sweet from time to time, I really feel bad.

Nhachi: Then why don't you do something simple!

Silver 20: A samurai doesn't need a big reason to do things. As long as there is something you want to protect, just draw your sword.

2 1 police: stop that guy over there without a helmet, asshole.

What are you talking about? At this age, there is no road traffic law.

Policeman: That's true, but it will hurt if you wrestle like this. I did it for your own good.

The usurer forced Miao to wear a high-fork swimsuit: What's the matter? Get dressed for me quickly. It's too late to be afraid now. If you think that the Silver Soul is a golden file and the plot setting will be moderate, it is all wet.

Xinyi, let's go.

Twenty-eight: It's twenty-eight, idiot.

25 Noba: Hey, hey, please, you didn't hold on for a minute.

Silver: It takes a lot of effort for an idiot to do animation for one minute.

26 silver: country? The sky? I'll give it to you. It doesn't matter. I'm busy enough just protecting what's in front of me

But you can't even protect this. I can't remember how many times I lost to you bugs. I have nothing left. At least I want to pick it up when I see something falling ahead.

Silver: Hey, maybe this is a good chance to graduate from JUMP. What are you looking at at your age? But a person should keep a young heart until he dies.

Nhachi: I'm sorry Please have this shameful psychological struggle in your heart.

Kondo: Call me a thief, but I'm also ... to steal my heart.

Silver: Worst of all, T-shirts take away the shyness of girls and the fun of boys.

Shenle: I have pants with shoelaces.

What are you lying about?

Shenle: It's not a lie to say that I have worn a pair of trousers for too many years with only one belt left.

Miss shemale: I said that the small paper and wig are completely listless, and the guests will be unhappy.

What are you talking about? No spirit is our selling point.

Miss shemale: I said that the small paper and wig are completely listless, and the guests will be unhappy.

What are you talking about? No spirit is our selling point.

36 weather forecast sister: the following is the weather situation in edo area. Today will be a sunny day in autumn, but the girl's heart and the autumn weather are like turning over a book. Please don't blame me if it rains.

The life of 37 people is like walking on a long journey with heavy luggage on your back. Maybe this is not a burden, but everyone has something precious in his arms, but he will never notice it when he has it. He noticed that it was heavy, but when everything slipped away from him.

-Silver Soul 13J

I'm not talking about you. Staying in this place all day at this age is worse than the scraps of vegetables on the lid of the cup ~

—— 16J

The best way to make a bully honest is to let him know the pain of being bullied. A guy who hasn't been beaten doesn't know what pain is.

—— 17J

Grandma Deng Shi, the secret of longevity is to forget your troubles as soon as possible.

—— 17J

4 1 Why is seawater salty? Just because you city bastards pee while swimming.

-19j title

How to recover from depressed things? According to the method of rejuvenation, people can be roughly divided into two types. One is to look at something humbler than yourself and seek self-comfort at the bottom; The other is to look at something greater than yourself and kick yourself without tolerance. —— 19J

A Yin's thoughts when she went out to buy an electric fan in the hot sun: Why should I sweat all over to buy a cool machine? Isn't this about burying money first in order to dig for treasure? Doesn't that mean you are thirsty before drinking water? After I got the electric fan, I blew it against the wall for three days and nights, regardless of the willy-nilly. It's really annoying I just changed the air conditioner and have no money. .

——2 1J

44 Shenle raced with a gangster, riding a horse and pulling a scooter-Shenle laughed loudly at the gangster: Oh, hahahaha! What the hell are you doing? We have been in the big underworld of "life" for many years ~!

——26J

People with ulterior motives are often eloquent.

-36j title

460,000 rooms rarely eat hot pot.

A Yin: I threw everything I could find in the refrigerator. Hot pot needs to be filled with all kinds of things to be delicious. How's it going?

Shenle: It tastes like soles of feet, and it's silver.

A Yin: That's too bad. Enough to kill a cow.

Nhachi: How can anyone say that about their soles? what are you going to do？

Yin: I'm going to wash my feet. Yes, I'll remember that.

Who cares about your feet? I asked about hot pot! What about the hot pot? !

——36J

47 has been deliberately emphasizing that there is no Santa Claus. In fact, I really hope he exists.

-37j title

Kantaro was born sickly, and the doctor said that he could only live to one third of the average person at most, but the wife who heard these words said: Just face life with three times the smile of the average person, and so is cherry blossom. Although it is short-lived, it can be charming and selfless.

——52J

Stress is the cause of baldness, so please be careful not to give yourself too much pressure, but it is easy to accumulate pressure, so in the final analysis, there is nothing we can do.

-53j title

Life is like soap bubbles. As soon as the wind blows, it flies into the sky, and suddenly disappears when it is noticed. At the moment when it is about to burst, it is always too late to fly higher.

——53J

5 1 ayin said to the robot that can perceive human pain: pregnant women have experienced the same pain as pulling out watermelons from their nostrils before giving birth, and artists have experienced the same pain as squeezing out the universe from their anus before creating works. Everyone will give up after hitting a wall and want to escape. But the so-called painful time, that is, when the machinery in your body creates something to break through the barrier, this must not be forgotten. Everyone stumbled along with these annoying machines. Sometimes oil will flow out, so let it flow happily. If it doesn't stop, we'll wipe the oil off for you.

——7 1J

Even if we are crushed by despair, we must never forget that where there is light, there must be shadows, and where there is shadows, there must be light. The stronger the color of despair, the brighter the hope.

——96J

Instead of being led by your own nature and suffering, try to change yourself.

——97J

54 "It's not my fault that I'm alone, I'm not wrong. All because of incompetence, all because they are too incompetent. " I can't accept loneliness, but I blame it on others. I was afraid of being rejected, so I refused myself first and was afraid of being hurt, so I played a play that likes loneliness. I have formed a gap in my heart, hoping to get recognition from others. Even if I get recognition, I will never be satisfied. Unconsciously, I really forgot that what I really want is … not status, not fame, not martial arts, not talent, not even a person who can understand himself. I just want someone by my side. I just want someone to pay attention to me. I just hate being alone. I just want to accept my companions from the front.

—— 104J

Everyone is a fugitive who broke through the cage called "self".

-1 10J title

Girls often just let their fantasies swell in their hearts, while men in reality are filthy, not only using women to play with women, but also from attitude to body odor. Her illusions were shattered when she saw what he really looked like. So that person will realize that he must live for tomorrow.

—— 1 1 1J

57 rainy days

Yin: It's rainy today, too. If this wet weather continues, even the mood will become gloomy.

Shenle: everywhere is wet, wet, and even the head will grow mildew.

A Yin: I thought it was longer. I haven't seen Grandpa Sun for several days, and mushrooms have grown between my thighs.

Shenle: I thought it had grown up.

A Yin: Ah ~ I haven't come to work yet, it's raining outside, I can't go out, I have no money in my pocket, my feet stink in the spring, and it's still very new …

Noba: What Noba:Noba mean? Please don't compare me with your feet.

-I forgot which episode it was.

The taste of overseas Japanese restaurants is probably the level of student canteens.

-120J title

If I were God, I would put adolescence at the end of my life. -The writer is A. frans.

If I were God, I would add chocolate parties to school meals. Sakata Gintoki wrote it.

60 Silver Time: The word sugar means a person and a person carrying a cross to the Tang State together ~

6 1 earthwork: do you look down on work?

Ikeda: I don't look down on my work. I only look down on you!

Silvert: I just want to get rid of the popcorn stuck behind my teeth ... I can't keep up with the movie! I have no idea! I have nothing but popcorn!

Tian Chong: That's incredible, Mr. Earthworks. It can sublimate rice fried pork chops into dog food!

Silver Age: Dreaming? I am so young that I don't need such a thing at all. For ... calcium ... As long as I have calcium, everything can be solved.

The pressure of exams, the generation gap with parents, girls you like, etc ... In short, calcium intake is king.

A baby's job is to cry. How can you neglect your duty?

Shenle: No ... never ... I always believe in scams. My life is completely fictional and has nothing to do with real people or groups.

Miao said: "As long as an apology can solve the problem, there will be no caesarean section in this world. 」

68 creditors "and more emphasis on cleavage, idiot! 」

Miao "cleavage" is something I haven't got out once in my eighteen years of life! 」

The creditor said, "Oh, sorry, I can't get it out ..."

I have never seen an adult treat a girl who was chased by hooligans from the ruins! 」

Silver Time "Ah, because our hearts are still as young as teenagers-besides, the guy who can drag a motorcycle with one hand in this country is not called a girl, but a wild orangutan." 」

My family is very poor, and there is only rice for three meals a day. At least one egg for three meals a day? 」

No, that makes no difference.

At that time, those guys came to me and said, "You work here, and you can eat salmon and tea soaked rice for three meals!" " I'm dying to hear that. 」

"What silver when! Eat something different for at least three meals! 」

7 1 new eight is just a motorcycle and an umbrella, there is no need to be so persistent! 」

In fact, I don't care what happens to motorcycles at all. The key is that there is a video tape borrowed yesterday in the car. At this rate, paying late fees will be a big problem. What should I do? 」

Don't worry about late fees or anything. The money in the cash register will be available soon. 」

"You this new eight! ! Such a dirty heart is hidden in such clear eyes! ! 」

When I was in silver, I had a nosebleed happily ... Is my chocolate delicious? 」

God is happy. You can't have nosebleeds when eating chocolate. 」

Stop playing dumb! ! There is an obvious sugar smell in the nosebleed! ! 」

God is happy. Nonsense, I just dug my nose too deep. 」

How can a girl of this age dig so deep? Are you a retiring policeman? ! 」

73 Silver Age "New Eight ~ ~ What are you doing? Let me go! 」

The new eight "don't! ! I don't want to be arrested alone! ! 」

Won't you say "leave me alone, you go first" when you are in silver? 」

God music "leave me alone, you go to hell!" 」

"Are you kidding? I'll take you with me even if I die! 」

Yin Shi: "When did you become a mother-in-law like a girl in Kyoto? 」

G: "You idiot, more than Kyoto. Where are the girls not grandma's? " ? It's because you are not tolerant enough that you don't have a lady's favor! 」

"Nonsense silver when! If I am not born with curly hair, I must be a first-class woman! 」

Gui "Everything depends on curly hair to cover up the sad people who feel inferior!" ! 」

There is nothing to be sad about being in silver. Only when people are driven by inferiority will they move forward! ! 」

75 Earthwork "Wait, if you hit the princess, can you afford it?" 」

I won't make mistakes! My nickname used to be sniper ... "

Earthwork "hey! That's just your wish! 」

Okita: People who chase their dreams can exert their strength more than those who catch them! 」

How long has it been since I last saw you? You've changed a lot. 」

Catherine "... is so corny that she will only be happy if a young girl says she has changed." For mature women, you should say, "You haven't changed as before". 」

Kulikan "Hum! That you are still the same as before ... "

God is happy. "Get down on your knees ... fool. 」

The new eight in the silver age "? 」

God is happy. "Your head is too high! Two poor soldiers! Call me the factory director! 」

Is it cool to call the new eight queens? Factory director! 」

God is happy "because the factory director is more productive than the queen!" " Call me skinny factory director! 」

Factory director, did you buy toilet paper? 」

78 noodle stall owner "No problem! The money will be paid! I'm ready! 」

God is happy. "Don't lie. How can a guy who can only cook such boring fried soba noodles get paid? " . Anyway, your life is dull. Hey, try to talk about it-dull and heavy-dull and heavy-"

79 Silver Age "Ah, there is an angry old woman behind you. 」

Okita "Really? That must be grandma from the candy store. I forged the winning logo of popsicles several times before, and now I'm very angry. What should I do? "

80 silver "wig, he said" disgusting "yo ~"

"What are you talking about laurel? It refers to you, paper. 」

Silver time "is you, wandering outside with a pale face!" " 」

"You are laurel, a face of poverty for a lifetime. Give me back the food you stole from me! 」

8 1 just do it ~!

Yin Shi: Hello. My name is Sakata Gintoki. My interest is sugar intake. My special skill is that I can sleep with my eyes open.

Okita: Earthwork, I forgot to bring my flute. I'll be right back when I get it.

Earthwork: Well, don't come back.

(The other side moves out of the cannon)

Earthwork; . . . Chief, I forgot my protractor. I'll be right back when I get it.

Tian Chong; Earthwork, don't worry. (Pull out)

I have a protractor.

Earthwork:. . . . . . . . . . .

All his 10 swordsmen were lost. If he hadn't used the back of the knife, you might all be dead. You even said you didn't lose. I admire your shame so much.

(Earthwork wakes up Okita who sleeps with an eye mask)

Turkey: What if terrorists break in?

Don't underestimate your work!

Okita (seriously): When have I ever neglected my work?

(serious): The only person I despise is Mr. Earthwork!

(Enjoy the flowers, everyone is looking forward to opening Amiao lunch.)

Yin Shi (Khan): What is this? Art?

Miao: No way. I can only scramble eggs.

Yin Shi: What kind of scrambled eggs are these? ! This is scrambled eggs! !

Miao: As long as it's scrambled eggs. No matter what form it is, it's called scrambled eggs!

Yin Shi: No! ! This is not scrambled eggs at all.

It's a poor egg !

A Yin (to Shen Le): Go, the earth is too crowded for you.

Hey, there's an egg between your thighs. Is it ovulation day?

There are roughly two ways to keep the center of gravity up.

One is to look at something humbler than yourself and find the bottom to masturbate.

There is also looking at something greater than myself, and I will wake myself up without tolerance.

I belong to the latter. When I was unhappy, I often went to the seaside to see the sea. In order to see his own smallness, .......... omitted the nonsense. Do you understand? The sea is my textbook and my teacher.

No matter who it is, there will be one or two things as psychological sustenance. Even if you keep changing jobs, my heart will always be here. I work just to make a living. You understand this feeling, right?

G: Isn't this a bigger dog? The taro in my hometown is so big.

Yin Shi (referring to Elizabeth): As soon as the tap in my hometown is turned on, there will be a lot of water left.

Disappear from the earth quickly, don't leave any DNA, and erase everyone's memory of you by the way. Miao told the orangutan

Yin Shi: A clerk who can't use the cash register is like a mother who can't cook fried rice!

A Yin: Are you a middle school student who dare not confess? If we wait blindly, love or octopus will not fall from the sky!

Yin Shi: Simba, do you have a girlfriend?

No, why did you suddenly think of saying this?

Yin Shi: Are you interested in dating a woman older than you? Her name is Deng Shi!

Nhachi (angry): What do you take other people's youth for?