How to spoof colleagues or people you don't know in life? Can be expressed in words.

1. Ask the other person how to make a sentence with "I, he, she, love". No matter what he does, he is wrong. He won't be better! After telling him: "The correct answer is" He loves her ",the other person will definitely ask:" What about me? "At this time, you can tell him generously (with a little BT tone):" It's none of your business! "

2, find a mm, say to do an experiment, see how her literacy level is, and ask her what her handwriting is made of, such as: knowing, recognizing ~ ~ and so on. Say casually first, and then ask the word "bite" and you will know!

3. Find a MM to test her English ability. You say a word, and MM says the second letter of the word. Say a few words first, and then the fun will begin. Say huand first, MM can say u (you); Besides my wife, MM can say I (I (I); ; Over and over again Do you understand? source

4. You ask him, "What is three points of water plus one point?" He thought for a moment and said, "Not sure, Lai?" You asked again, "How about adding three drops of water?" He would say, "What word? Is there such a word? Go? " In fact, it should be "law" ...

5. Hold out 1 finger and ask others, "What is this?" Hold out two fingers again and ask others, "What is this?" Put out three more fingers and ask someone, "What is 1+ 1?" 10 people, the most 1 people answered correctly! source

6. Read Wang Shuo's novels. The game in Half Flame, Half Seawater is very interesting. The one with the coin in his hand and then answering the question to ask if there is a number greater than 1. The other party said there was a number greater than 10, and the other party said there was until it came 100000. Finally, he asked if there was anyone more stupid than you, and the other party was very alert and said "no".

7. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a fool who would say "no" when someone asked him anything, for example, did you eat? He said "no". What's your name? He said "no". Oh, by the way, have you heard this story? B: No $ # @! #^&#! ~ source

8. The weakest point is that this joke had been circulated in our office at that time. Hearing this, my brother in an office next to me excitedly ran to show off in front of us. As soon as he opens his mouth, everyone knows what he is going to do. He pretended not to know and told him to go on. When he said, "What's your name? When he said "no", a buddy next to him suddenly asked him in lightning speed: Oh, did you work overtime yesterday? I saw that fellow blurted out "No" without thinking!

9. By the way, you can tell you MM, and I want to test your English reaction ability: Hold out your left hand and tell her that my thumb is A, my index finger is C, my middle finger is M, my ring finger is S, and my little finger is X, and then say, in order to increase the difficulty, I will interfere with you in Chinese. Then you point to the middle finger to say fish, she will say M, you point to the ring finger to say donkey, she will say S, then point to the thumb to say pig, she will say A, and then keep pointing to the thumb to say pig, she will keep saying: A, A, A, A, A … If MM is smart, she can try other fingers to say thumb again. source

10, when persuading MM to drink, say to her: I'll have a clear glass and you have a sip. Then repeat. I know very well, you take a bite.

1 1, put your hands on your thighs; Then rub your left hand forward and beat your right hand up and down a few times; Then change hands, instead of rubbing your right hand forward and beating your left hand up and down … and so on. By the way, speed up, it won't work if it's slow. Hehe, try it, most people can't say it.

12, a: What animals like to ask "why" except people? I don't know. A: It's a pig! B: Why? Ha! ! ! source

13, tell an old story, the more people, the better: adventure story. Grandpa and grandson go out to sea to experience risks! Grandpa is a fisherman who is very familiar with water. On this day, the weather is fine. He asked his little grandson to go fishing with him. Who knows that just after going out to sea, the weather suddenly changed and there was a storm at sea. The little grandson was afraid, and grandpa comforted him: Don't be afraid, my dear grandson. Grandpa has been skilled for so many years. What are you afraid of this storm? Suddenly, a big wave came and split the paddle in half! Grandpa said helplessly to his grandson, dear grandson, the pulp is finished!

14, the English spelling of pig is PUG, right? No, it's a pig No, how can I remember it was you? You are mistaken, it's me, the pig is you, and the pig is me.

15, change your life. Specific content: You can play this game with your girlfriends. It's called Big Change Life. Tell your friend to make a horse posture first, the correct posture, with a blank piece of paper in his mouth. Note that this is his posture before work. Then you have to change him from this room to another room, and everything is ready. You can say this sentence helplessly: "What a change!" I won't, but that's what the living do. "

16, there was a party at home, and many people came. The prank director D Jun said that he knew Qigong, and he could fix a glass of water on the roof with Qigong so that it wouldn't fall off. Everyone does not believe him. D Fill a glass of water and let the owner put his son's softball bat on the roof so that he can make a cup. Everything is ready, so let's play mahjong. Looking at the tile floor under his feet and the glass on the roof, the man only begged for mercy four times, but he was finally unharmed.

17, my trick: draw "wind oil essence" on the pen first, not too much. Then go to a person: please help me write the word XX, I forgot how to write it. After he finished writing with this pen, several fingers in his right hand naturally had wind oil essence. Then pretend to care and say: ah! You have a big piece of gum in your right eye. Naturally, he rubbed his right eye with his right hand, and then ... (even more harshly, he said that there was gum in his left eye when rubbing his right eye ...) 18, and this: "The pig that keeps reading backwards is" showed it to others for him to read ~ ~

18, let me have another one. You told your friend that you told him three stories. First, a husband told his wife that I would take you shopping tomorrow, and her wife was very happy. The next day, she dressed beautifully and waited for her husband to take him shopping, but he didn't do anything. She asked her husband, why don't you take me shopping? Her husband slapped him without saying anything and said, "Shall I take you shopping or will you take me?" ? "The wife was very angry. She thought of a way to get revenge. She said to her husband, "Husband, come home from work early tomorrow, and I will cook your favorite dish for you!"! "The next day, her husband sat at the table early, waiting for his food, but his wife ate all the food. Just about to eat, the husband asked, "Wife, do you want to cook my favorite dish for me?" "His wife slapped him. "I cook for you or you cook for me? ! "Next, you can tell your friends that I will tell you a third story. Your friend will ask, "What about the second story?" You can slap him and say, "Is this me telling you a story, or are you telling me a story? ! "source

19, there is an old trick, I don't know if you have heard it: pretend to be serious and say to your friends (men only), "Hey ~ Do you know that people who often sy have black palms ~!" Hehe, then, if you haven't been fooled before, just look down at your palm. At this time, whatever you want yy ~

20. One day, when you were at home, the power went out suddenly. You have to light candles as a last resort. (Add any plot in the middle) Later, you got up to look for something, and suddenly the candle went out, and you bumped into the table in the dark, in great pain! In this case, you usually blame yourself for being careless! Is it because the table is not set correctly that others leave the table in disorder? In short, are you a freak or a monster? The other party usually answers in two words! source

2 1, loudly say to MM: Don't move! Then pinch her nose when she is surprised.

22. Play a little game, let MM say an idiom first, and then tell her: "This is the second part. The first part is' Wedding Night'. Watch it again. Most of it is funny. source

You can play a game for your friends or classmates, that is, you say something. Ask others to say something related. For example, if you say "I buy a schoolbag", your classmates will say "I buy a pencil" or "I buy an eraser", which means "I buy something related". After asking a few questions, you can say "I buy gold". The first reactions of others are mostly "I buy silver" and "mine" in Shanghai dialect. Happy & gt

24. There is a pig. It ran and ran, running fast ... suddenly there was a wall in front of it (it saw it), but it ran over and killed it. Why do you think this is? Why do pigs look at the source?

25. Put the coin in the palm of your hand and make it into a fist. Let GG reach in and touch the front and back and ask him questions before he answers you. Ask a few irrelevant questions first. He began to touch the coin and asked, "What kind of girl do you like?" A: "Beautiful. Well, I finally asked him, "What did you say when you saw your GF?" This is to hold hands tightly to prevent him from touching them. He would say, "Let me touch it first." source

26. Tell MM a story: Once upon a time, a little white rabbit got lost in the forest. She is very anxious and scared! Suddenly, she met a black male rabbit. She said to the black rabbit, "Brother Black Rabbit, Brother Black Rabbit, I'm lost. Can you tell me how to get out? " "The black rabbit said," You tell me XX, you tell me XX and I will tell you ... "The little white rabbit reluctantly agreed, and the big black rabbit ran after XX. The white rabbit has no choice but to keep walking. This is another big grey rabbit. She said to Big Grey Rabbit, "Brother Grey Rabbit, I'm lost. Can you tell me how to get out? ""The big grey rabbit said to the little white rabbit, "Come with me XX, and I'll tell you when you follow me XX ..." The little white rabbit couldn't help but follow her XX, but the big grey rabbit ran after XX with the little white rabbit, and the little white rabbit was disappointed and afraid, so she kept walking ... Then she met a big white rabbit, and the little white rabbit asked the big white rabbit again, "Big white rabbit." The little white rabbit still said to her, "Come with me to XX, and I'll tell you XX ..." The little white rabbit went to XX with him, but he ran after XX. Do you know how the rabbit finally got out of the forest? MM will definitely say, "I don't know, how did you get out?" (MM usually wants to know) Just say, "You tell me XX, and I'll tell you XX.

27. Find a friend and let him say "mouse" three times first, and then "mouse is old" three times. After he said "mouse, mouse, mouse is old, mouse is old, mouse is old", he immediately asked him "what is the cat most afraid of", and he almost guaranteed to answer "mouse is old". I tried many times, every time.

28. Find three things at random, such as three cups. Let a friend say "forget" when you knock the first one, "love" when you knock the second one, and "water" when you knock the third one, which is euphemistically called testing a friend's reaction speed. After several times, continue to knock for the first time. If your friend says "forget, forget, forget, woof, woof"

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