Ask for a super cold joke!

Ask for a super cold joke! Jin Mu, who has the longest leg, fire, water or earth? Answer: Ham is long (intestines). Give a good evaluation.

Ask for a super funny joke 1. Teacher: If you pursue a girl from China, what will you invite her to eat?

Xiao Li: Mala Tang.

Teacher: What about Korean girls?

Xiao Wang: Pickles.

Teacher: What about Japanese girls?

Xiaoming: Mosaic.

Teacher: Get out! ?

2. Teacher: Please tell us your wish.

Xiaoming: Go to Lan Xiang to learn excavators.

Teacher: Give me a reason.

Xiaoming: Dig your ancestral grave.

Teacher: Get out?

Xiaoming: I like you, teacher.

Teacher: I don't like children.

Xiaoming: I don't like children either. We cannot have children.

Teacher: Get out!

More about cold jokes,

A cat saw a mouse and jumped on it. As a result, the mouse ate the cat. Why?

Because there is a song that says: a tiger, a mouse, can't tell a fool from another.

Seek super cold jokes! Once upon a time, a man fished and caught a squid.

Squid begged him: let me go, don't bake me to eat.

The man said, well, let me question you.

Squid said happily, cuff it!

Then the man roasted the squid. ..

1 1 1. A man went fishing by the river.

First he wore a leaf ~ no fish took the bait for a long time, then he changed a piece of bread ~ no fish took the bait for a long time ~

He had no choice but to change earthworms ~ and there was still no fish for a long time ~ ~

In a rage, he took out 100 RMB and fell into the water.

"tnnd~~ what to eat! Buy it yourself! "

1 12. One day, Mr. Wang drove home.

Suddenly there was a big rush next to him, and when he passed by, the driver shouted at him:

"Dude, have you ever driven a big run?" Say that finish, 1 of "sou" took off.

Mr. Wang was very angry and stepped on the gas to catch up.

Seeing him catch up, the driver stretched out his head and shouted to him:

"Dude, have you ever driven a big run?" Then, the whoosh disappeared again.

"Mama of, cow B what!" Mr. Wang felt better after scolding, so he stopped chasing.

After driving for a while,

Mr. Wang saw that the bus just turned over on the side of the road. He was curious and slowly approached.

I saw the driver is under the car, a faint said:

"The elder brothers, ran a catastrophe? Do you know where its brakes are? "

1 13. I used to have schizophrenia, but now we are all well ~ ~ ~ ~

1 14. An international student is taking a driver's license test in the United States, and the road sign ahead prompts him to turn left. He's not sure. He asked the examiner:

"Turn left?"

A: "Yes"

So ... hang up. ..

1 15. One day, mung bean committed suicide, jumped down from the fifth floor, shed a lot of blood and turned into red beans; It has been squeezed dry and turned into soybeans; The wound was scarred and finally turned into black beans.

1 16. Xiaoming cut his hair and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head is a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. Crying and crying ~ he flew away ...

1 17. There was a man who looked like an onion and cried as he walked. ...

1 18. One day, the little penguin asked his grandmother, "Grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asks his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin. What's wrong? " "But, but why do I feel so cold?"

1 19. A pair of corn fell in love …

So they decided to get married …

On the wedding day ...

One corn can't find another corn …

This corn asks the popcorn next to it: Have you seen our corn?

Popcorn: Honey, I'm wearing a wedding dress.

120. In the music class, the teacher played a Beethoven tune.

Xiaoming asked Xiaohua, "Do you know music?"

Xiaohua: "Yes"

Xiaoming: "Do you know what the teacher is playing?"

Xiaohua: "Piano."

12 1. Two people fell into the trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living?

A: Call for help!

122. Someone looks like a sweet potato and fell down while walking. ...

123. Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of?

A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.

Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

124. One day there was a mother-in-law in a car …

Sitting halfway, my mother-in-law doesn't know the way.

My mother-in-law hit the driver with a stick and said, where is this?

Driver: This is my * * * … ..

125. An egg went to a teahouse for tea and turned into a tea egg; An egg went swimming in Songhua River, and it became a preserved egg. An egg went to Shandong and became a Lu (halogen) egg; An egg was homeless and turned into a wild egg; An egg accidentally fell on the road and fell to the ground, causing a missile; An egg ran into someone's yard and became an atomic bomb; An egg ran to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau and became a hydrogen bomb. An egg got sick and turned into a bad egg; An egg got married, but it turned out to be * * *; An egg swam in the river and became a nuclear bomb. An egg ran into the flowers and became Hua Dan; An egg is riding a horse with a knife. It turns out that he is a Beijing opera blues. An egg is female and ugly, and it turns into a dinosaur egg; An egg is a man, and his wife commits adultery with other eggs outside, and as a result, he becomes an illegitimate child; An egg ...

126. The host asked: Can cats climb trees? The eagle replied first: Yes! Compere: Give an example! The eagle burst into tears: that year, I fell asleep, the cat climbed the tree … and then there was the owl …

127. Two dung beetles are discussing the welfare lottery. A said: If I win the lottery, I will buy all the toilets within 50 miles of Fiona Fang and eat enough every day! B said: you are too vulgar! If I win the lottery, I will pack a living person and eat fresh food every day!

Why do chickens cross the street?

Get the other side of the answer.

129. Teacher: "You finally came! Why didn't you come to class yesterday? "

Student: "Because, because, my mother fell down the stairs."

Teacher: "Oh! I see. Mom was hurt, so you didn't come. "

Student: "No ... My father was injured ..."

Teacher: "Why did your mother fall down the stairs and your father get hurt?"

Student: "Because .. my dad has a woman outside .."

Teacher: "What? .. what does that have to do with your mother falling down the stairs? "

Student: "because they were fighting .. my mother fell, it's okay." My father was injured by my mother. "

Teacher: "Oh ... so you didn't come to class because you took dad to the hospital?"

Student: "No, that woman outside sent my dad."

Teacher: "Then why didn't you come to class?"

Student: "Because I overslept."

Teacher: "What does that have to do with your mother falling down the stairs! ? "

Student: "No, I ... I just mentioned it by the way ..."

130. Cloudy night .....

A group of girls' school students are playing disc fairy in the dormitory. Suddenly,

They kept screaming!

The seniors upstairs hurried into their dormitory.

I saw the plates on their desks spinning at a breakneck speed.

Amazingly fast, and horribly fast.

"Oh, no! What did you do? "

Senior realized that the situation is wrong, hurriedly asked

"Allah ..." The junior girl said.

"Allah just asked how fast it could turn ...? "

13 1. What is that man doing?

He's shaking.

Why is he shaking?

He's cold.

A: Oh, shivering doesn't lead to cold drawing.

A: ...

132. A banana gentleman is dating his girlfriend and walking down the street. It was very hot, so Mr banana took off his clothes, and then his girlfriend fell down. ...

133. A sausage is kept in the refrigerator.

I felt very cold, and then I looked at the other one next to me, and I felt a little comforted. I said, "Look at you, frozen like this, covered in ice!" " "As a result, the root of the tree said," Sorry, I'm a popsicle. "

134. Once upon a time, a marshmallow went to play with a ball for a long time. He said, I'm so tired, I feel soft all over. ...

135. The diver's movements are difficult. He turns three times, then somersaults three and a half times, and then somersaults for a month.

136. One day, Zorro went to his mistress's house to meet her. The hostess asked Zorro, "What if my husband comes back?"

"Zorro said," it's okay. If your husband comes back, I will jump out of the window and my horse will pick me up below. "

The hostess said that if I heard three knocks at the door, my husband would come back.

Zorro said: I see. After a while, it rained. Suddenly there were three knocks at the door: knock, knock, knock. If it's too late, it will be soon. Zorro jumped out of bed and suddenly jumped out of the window. When the hostess saw Zorro leaving, she went to open the door.

I saw a horse standing in front of the door and said to her, "Tell Zorro it's raining outside and I'll wait for him in the corridor."

137. Once upon a time, there was a man named Cai Xiao who was abandoned and rotted overnight ~ ~ ~ ~

138. A man looked like an airplane and walked away.

There is a man who looks like chocolate and eats while walking.

There is a person who looks like a light bulb and lights up when he walks.

There was a man named Xiaohua who was picked while walking.

There was a man named Coke who was drunk when he walked.

139.MM got lost looking for the university. Meet a gentle professor.

Excuse me, how can I get to the university?

Professor: Only by studying hard can you go to college.

140. Every time I see you wearing * * * ...

There will be an indescribable feeling in my heart,

namely ...

Radish is also wrapped in plastic wrap! ! !

14 1.M: I really love you. Please be my girlfriend! !

Woman: But I have no feelings for you at all! !

M: Well, you tell me what's wrong with me and I'll change it! ! !

Woman: Then tell me what is good about me first, and I'll change it! ! !

142. The director and the section chief take the elevator. After farting, the director said to the section chief, You farted! The section chief said, I didn't put it there.

Soon the section chief was dismissed, and the director said at the meeting: You can't afford to take care of big things, so what's your use?

143. In fact, the Olympic mascot should be designed as "a million heroes crossing the river", with one million * * in various forms. If you want to buy, you have to buy1100,000 at a time. If you lose one, you lose your collection value and get rich. ...

144. Miss: Business is bad now!

Boss: Why?

Miss: "Bird flu ..."

145. A woman was shaking when she met a robber and said, "I'm from XX. I just graduated and haven't found a job yet. I really have no money ... "

The robber cried bitterly after hearing this. "Elder sister, I am also XX. You are holding your student ID card, and the one in front of you is XX. Don't worry, we will never rob our own people! "

XX of 145 can be freely replaced with the name of your school or unit. ...................

146. Ask the canteen: What can I eat to keep warm in cold weather?

A: Eating cotton helps to keep warm ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

147. I want to talk to my girlfriend ML. My girlfriend said I couldn't take a shower, and promised to take a "regional" shower in cold weather. After washing, my girlfriend said shyly, "Honey, you are lazy, where to wash ..." I even fainted after listening to it. I just brushed my teeth.

PS: Minors please skip this joke automatically. ............

148. A blind beggar was begging in the street wearing sunglasses.

A drunk came up and felt sorry for him, so he threw him a hundred dollars.

After walking for a while, the drunk turned around and happened to see the blind man with his back to the sun to distinguish the authenticity of a hundred-dollar bill.

The drunk came over and took the money back and said, "You fucking don't want to live, how dare you lie to me!" " "

The blind beggar looked aggrieved and said, "Brother, I'm really sorry. I'm looking for a friend. He was blind and went to the toilet. In fact, I am dumb. "

"Oh, I see," so the drunk dropped his money and staggered away again. ...

149. bird flu-it's all caused by "paradise shit"! ! !

There are two kinds of people who have a high probability of getting bird flu-1. "animals"; 2. People who are "worse than animals".

150. If you make trouble again, I'll send you to the school hospital! ! !

15 1.GDP grows as fast as a beard and wages grow as slow as an eyebrow!

152. Hey, how did you learn to smoke?

I will, when I steal the forbidden fruit from Adam and Eve ~

Do you know why Adam and Eve stole the forbidden fruit?

AB: I don't know!

Because Adam has no cigarettes! (hint: homophonic words)

153. Someone just got abandoned by his girlfriend and happened to meet his ex-girlfriend flirting with his new lover in the street. The more he watched it, the angrier he became, trying to humiliate them. So I made a polite greeting and said contemptuously to my girlfriend's new love, "You don't dislike my second-hand goods!" " Just when he was proud of his creativity, his ex-girlfriend smiled and said, "One inch outside is old, and the inside is brand new!" "

154. Can you be my bird flu this season?

155. Warmly celebrate the year-end rebate promotion of our canteen!

I only got the participation prize-fifty cents, but I found it in the dish!

156. Second-hand college advanced mathematics textbooks are for sale, 90% new, with transcripts as proof!

157. When we broke up, she kissed me and it felt as real as People's Daily. ...

158. I just saw something similar to a news scroll bar above my senior's computer screen, and the words on it passed quickly.

I am curious to ask: Is this the lyrics?

Senior: Yes!

Senior: How did it pass so quickly? I didn't even see it clearly!

Senior: From Jay Chou!

159. There was a man who looked like a telephone, and he was beaten while walking …

A man who looks like intel was hooked up while walking …

There is a man who looks like jiaozi, and he was wrapped up when he walked …

160. Wife: I am blind and will marry you if I step on shit.

Husband: I was really blind enough to step on shit before I married you.

Shit: I'm so unlucky! Lying there, you both stepped on it. ......

16 1. Go to the snack street one day …

Find a store that sells egg towers ...

Each kind looks delicious. I want to buy one to try …

I asked the clerk, "Is this sold separately?"

Shop assistant: "No, it's Japanese" ~ ~ ~

162. college entrance examination chemistry questions: a and b can be transformed into each other, b can generate c in boiling water, and c can be oxidized into d in air. Smells like rotten eggs. What are a, b, c and d?

I replied: A is a chicken, B is a raw egg, C is a cooked egg, and D is of course a rotten egg!

163. Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?

A: Eraser.

Because of the eraser

164. What is it with only one head and one foot?

Answer: Three monsters with one head and one foot!

165. The ants went to the desert. Why didn't he leave footprints on the beach, but only a line?

Answer: Because it rides a bike!

The ant came home from the desert. He didn't inform anyone, but his family knew he was back! Why ah!

Answer: I saw his bike parked downstairs.

166. One day, a female drug addict was arrested in the police station. The police saw a tattoo on her hand and asked her why she had her boyfriend's name tattooed on her hand. Is his name Liang Xiao ... Ah ... isn't it? Come on, say ... Is he taking drugs? Let's go

I saw the female drug addict raise her head with angry eyes.

Say to the police

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This is hatred. ...

This story tells Allah ... it's best not to gain weight after tattooing-_-! !

167. A steamed bread is walking on the road. Eat when you are hungry, and then you become a steamed stuffed bun.

A steamed stuffed bun has diarrhea after eating too much, and then it becomes steamed bread.

A steamed bun was walking on the road and had an accident. He turned into a biscuit.

A steamed stuffed bun was walking on the road and had an accident. He became a sandwich biscuit ...

168. Daming's wife is going to have a baby

Daming is waiting anxiously outside the delivery room.

Suddenly, Daming heard a "wow"

After that, a nurse came out with her child in her arms.

Daming hurriedly asked if it was a man or a woman.

The nurse said, "Guess."

"male?"

"No."

"Woman?"

"You are so smart. You guessed it in two strokes. "

169. One day, Xiaomei and her boyfriend went out for a drive.

The car is running out of gas, and there is a gas station next to it. When driving by, a sudden gust of wind blew my boyfriend's hat away.

Xiaomei's boyfriend said to her:

"I'll get my hat, you help me to refuel. 」

Not far from her boyfriend, she heard Xiaomei shout behind her:

"come on Come on! 」

170. A woman went to apply for a job, and the boss asked, "How many children do you have? 」

She replied, "Five. 」

The boss asked, "What are their names? 」

She replied, "Xiao Ming, Xiao Ming, Xiao Ming, Xiao Ming, Xiao Ming. 」

The boss asked, "They are all called Xiao Ming, so what do you want them to eat you?" 」

She said, "That's easy. As long as I call Xiao Ming, they will all come. 」

The boss asked again, "but what if you just call a child?" 」

She said, "That's easier. I just need to call him by his last name. 」

17 1. He had an accident and the car hit his head.

He was in a coma for two days and finally woke up.

When he opened his eyes, his wife was beside him.

He held his wife's hand and said earnestly:

"When I was in college, I often made up exams. At that time, you were with me. 」

"When all my interviews failed, you cut out the job advertisements for me by my side and asked me to apply. ...

Finally, I was in charge of a very important contract, but I screwed it up because of a small mistake, and you were still with me. 」

"Later, after I was unemployed for a period of time, I found another job, but I never got a promotion, and my efforts were not recognized.

So my position is the same as when I first entered the company, and you are still by my side ... "

His wife listened to his confession with tears in her eyes.

"Now I had an accident. When I wake up and find you still by my side, I have something to say to you ... "

She hugged her husband by the bed and sobbed deeply. Then, the husband said:

I think ... you let me down ... "

Cold enough to explode

A female colleague of 1 was eating ice cream, and a male colleague said to her, "Can you photograph your intoxicated appearance and send it to Weibo?" She said, "All right! But remember to mosaic ... "The next day, she angrily found her male colleague:" Who asked you to embed ice cream! ""

I accidentally found that the mobile phone actually has a flight mode, and this coke is not good for me. I turned on the flight mode, gasped and threw it into the sky. Guess what, it fell and the screen broke!

There used to be toothpicks! He is walking on the road! Suddenly I saw a hedgehog passing by! Toothpick waved and said, bus! (it is by no means copying points. )

A newly married couple, for the first time, scrambled to roll in bed, and after half an hour, they were all sweaty! Stand up and say it in unison! What! Not to say that sex is * * *?

Little tiger blushed and asked Tutu, "Can I eat you?" Tutu thought it was fun and said, "Is this your first time to eat animals?" The little tiger was even more embarrassed and said, "Yes, mom is not at home. I used to drink milk. "

Doctor: You can't eat after 7 o'clock tonight, and you can't drink water after 8 o'clock. Xiao Ming: Is it okay to swallow saliva? Doctor: You can only swallow your own. Xiao Ming: .........

Wood smiled and said to the fire, hug me, and the wood disappeared happily, and the fire cried and went out. ........................................

The little gray wolf is a natural vegetarian, and his parents are very anxious about it, but there is nothing they can do. One day, when I saw the little gray wolf chasing a white rabbit crazily, the two wolves were overjoyed and felt that they were going wild again. Who knows, the little gray wolf grabbed the little white rabbit and said, "Tutu, give me the carrot!" " "

A peach was walking on the road and suddenly said, my heart is so hard!

A walnut was walking on the road and suddenly said, how thick-skinned I am!

There is a coke can on the road, and I feel bored when I walk. Suddenly, I said, I'm so coke!

A heater was walking on the road, helping passers-by conveniently, and suddenly said, I am so enthusiastic!

A key was walking on the road and suddenly said, I am Qu Yuan! I'll look up and down for that lock!

An electric meter was walking on the road and suddenly said, I am a scholar! Look for him in the crowd!

A tadpole was walking on the road and met another tadpole while walking. Walking, he suddenly said, we are not QQ!

A hawthorn is married and walking on the road. Walking, he suddenly said, my face is so red!

A hawthorn divorced, walking on the road suddenly said, my heart is so sour!

A lighter was walking on the road and suddenly said that his stomach was full of gas and he wanted to get angry!

A cockroach was walking on the road and suddenly said, I am strong!

A thimble was walking on the road and suddenly said, I'm on it!

An ice cream was walking on the road and suddenly said, I'm cold!

A spider was walking on the road and suddenly said, I still want to surf the internet!

A fish was walking on the road and suddenly said, I like diving every day!

A Guan Yu was walking on the road, and suddenly he said, I rode thousands of miles alone!

An eagle was walking on the road and met a bear. Suddenly, he said, we are playing with the eagle and the bear!

A compass was walking on the road and suddenly said, why can't I find the north?

An earthworm was walking on the road and suddenly said, why can't I find my legs?

50 super jokes 1, there is a fat man. ...

Jump off the top of the twentieth floor. ...

It turned out to be .....

Fat man! !

2. Two tomatoes cross the road, a car flies by, one of them can't escape and is squashed, and the other tomato points to the squashed tomato and laughs: dig hahaha, ketchup …

3, a male deer, it walked faster and faster, and finally became a highway (deer)! ! ! !

There is a duck named Xiao Huang. One day, he was hit by a car. He shouted, "Quack!" From then on, he became a cucumber! !

A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak meet in the street. Why don't they say hello (suppose

They can talk)

because ..............

because ................

Because they are all strangers ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

A college student was unfortunately caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, "Say, where are you from?" I'll electrocute you if I don't tell you! "College students replied to the enemy's words and were electrocuted. ...

He said, "I'm from TV University!"

A classmate of Xiamen University was once caught by the enemy when he went out! The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and said, "When we ask a person which school he is from, he calls him a TV university student, and then we electrocute him-you don't say anything, so do you!" My classmate said that I am from Xiamen University.

6. After the party, a group of animals rushed into 7- 1 1 convenience store to buy things. Because it was too noisy, the clerk knocked it out, but left the lamb alone in the store. Why?

Convenience stores are open 24 hours a day. ...

7. I hate two kinds of people most: one is racist; The second is black;

Third, I can't count!

8. Once upon a time, there was a horse! It ran into the sea.

So, it becomes a "hippocampus"!

Another friend of this horse fell into the river in order to find the horse that fell into the sea. Later, he became a hippo.

The third horse is white. In order to find two missing friends, it came to a city with chaotic traffic.

It was run over by several cars in a row, leaving several black stripes on its body.

Turns out to be a zebra!

One day, the fourth horse went to a factory to find the companions of the first three horses and was transformed into an "iron horse".

But later, those horses could not escape the fate of being eaten, and all of them were made into "Shaqima". All the horses survived and became a world without horses. ...

Then, a group of people saw the joke and couldn't help saying, "The horse is really cold." .

9. One day, a black stool saw a white stool.

The black stool asked, Why are you so white and beautiful?

White shit is very angry!

He said: I am not shit! I am ice cream! ! !

10, one day, Mung Bean broke up with his girlfriend ... He kept crying ... very sad, and kept crying ... as a result ... he ... sprouted. ...

1 1. One day when Jesus had nothing to do, he ran to the entrance of heaven and wandered around ~ walking.

I saw an old man standing in line. He looked familiar, just like his father Yue Se ~

But he was not sure, so Jesus decided to talk to him.

"Hello, old man, what's your name? 」

The old man said, "My name is Yue Se. 」

Jesus thinks, doesn't he? My father's name is also Yue Se ~

But I'm still not sure ~ ~ So Jesus asked again, "Sir, what did you do before you died?" ? 」

"I'm a carpenter." The old man replied.

Jesus was taken aback and thought what a coincidence ~ my father is also a carpenter.

Jesus continued to ask, "Excuse me, sir, has your son been crucified?" 」

The old man looked at him in surprise and said, "How do you know?"

Jesus was already in tears ~ ~ and knelt down and cried ~ ~ "Oh, Father ~ ~ Because I am your son! 」

The old man also began to shed tears, looked at Jesus and said:

.. "So it's you ... puppet ~ ~ ~"

12, the story happened in China a long time ago.

I played a guessing game with scissors, stone and cloth all afternoon, my good friends.

Go home together, take a walk …

Si Tong noticed an oil lamp by the roadside, just like Aladdin's magic lamp.

He picked it up curiously and dusted it off.

Suddenly, white smoke came out of the bottle of Ran Ran magic lamp.

A dragon slowly emerged from the white smoke. ..

But the dragon is dry and a little malnourished.

He said, "Who let me out?" Fuzzy

Stone said: I let you out.

Dragon: "Oh … Ahem … Then I can give you a wish …" "

Stone: "Ah ... only one. Oh, there are three. "

Dragon: "I'm sorry ... because I'm a half-toned dragon ... if you don't want to, forget it ..." "

Si Tong: "OK ... and then ... can you make all three of us adults?" We are tired of guessing boxing every day. "

Dragon: "Oh ... I'll try … but maybe only one can succeed … because I'm a semitone dragon …" "

The dragon coughed a few times and spat at the three of them respectively.

The three people gradually began to be shrouded in white smoke, and the dragon gradually disappeared into the three-character sutra.

Wait until the white smoke clears. ...

Stone or stone, scissors or scissors, but cloth is no longer cloth, cloth has successfully transformed into human beings!

When one family is happy and two families are sad,

Someone happened to pass by here and saw this scene.

I recorded him,

This man is Mencius.

He wrote:

…………….

Cloth succeeded and became a man.

13 One day, a man met God. ..

God suddenly kindly gave the man a wish.

God asked …

Do you have any wishes …

The man wanted to think. ...

I heard that cats have nine lives. ...

Then please give me nine lives. ..

God said, ..

Your wish has come true. ...

One day, that man was idle and bored …

I want to say die. ...

There are nine lives anyway

Lying on the tracks ...

As a result, a train passed by. ...

That man is still dead ...

Why is this?

Because that train has 10 cars …

14, a candy, walking in the North Pole, thinking that he was so cold-so he became a rock candy! ! !

A cabbage, undressing while walking, finally disappeared. .....

A black cat saved a white cat from the river. Do you know what the white cat said to the black cat later?

It says: aim ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

15, who will definitely be eliminated from the game, wolf, tiger or lion? wolf

Because: Momotaro (exterminating wolves)

Rogue+rogue =?

= rogue rabbits (two)-

-Little White+Little White = = Little White Rabbit

16. Glass and coffee cups were crossing the road together when someone suddenly shouted: Here comes the bus!

As a result, the glass was hit by a car and the coffee cup was fine. Why?

Coffee cups have ears!

I really can't get 50.

Find three super paragraphs 1. A steamed stuffed bun got drunk and threw up on the side of the road, resulting in a steamed stuffed bun ... 2. I want to say four words to you, this sentence, plus the last sentence, I'm done. Xiaoming's father has three sons. The eldest brother is called heavy hair, the second one is called two hairs, and the third one is called what? You must say Sanmao, hee hee ~ No, it's Xiao Ming! What is the swelling like?

Ask for some super classic jokes 1. Being your friend for so long, you always care about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to repay you ... so ... I'll pull weeds for you in my next life ... 2. I miss you very much, but I'm embarrassed to call you, for fear that you will ignore me if you are busy. -Old Guerrilla 3. If you were a meteor, I would chase you. If you are a satellite, I will wait for you. If you were a star, I would fall in love with you. Unfortunately ... you are an orangutan ~ I can only see you in the zoo! ! Oh, what a pity! ! 4. Now I'm confused ... I don't know what I'm thinking ... My mind is bored to death ... I really don't know what to do? ... can you tell me ... I really don't know whether to eat Regan Noodles or Ah Q bucket noodles! -Old guerrilla 5. Thank you for being with me when I was most frustrated and helping me when I needed it most. I just want to tell you: "since I met you, nothing good has happened!" You are a loser! " -Old guerrilla.