Talk to Zhuge Liang, a romantic figure through time and space, and write an 8-word composition

Online conversation with Zhuge Liang

In the late Three Kingdoms period, since Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were killed, and after the battle between Wu and Shu, the national strength of Shu declined day by day. In order to save the defeat, Prime Minister Zhuge came to the 21st century network, looking for talents to inherit his talents and serve Shu.

"I am Wolong in Longzhong."

"Wolong! You are Longsheng Wo! I admire you very much. Your martial arts novels are so COOL. I have read Jin Jian Diaoling, Yue Xiaochai and Yu Chai Meng. My favorite character is Xiao Ling. His lightning chain palm, shura finger power, orchid hand and swordsmanship are really handsome! "

"I am Wolong, not Longsheng Wo!"

"what? You're not Longsheng Wo? It's too much to cheat my feelings! Damn it, you get away from me! "

He got off to a bad start. He met a fan of martial arts novels who didn't even know who Wolong was. Mr. Zhuge had to find another disciple.

"I am Wolong."

"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"?

"No."

"The Heart of the Dragon"? "

"not really."

"Oh, it must be Jay Chou's Dragon Boxing! It is very fashionable now, you can shoot advertisements and make big money! "

"I am the Wolong of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms!"

"ah? That's the poor man who can only live in a thatched house! Go away, don't pass on your poverty to me. What bad luck! "

"You are not our people who are greedy for the world of mortals, fame and fortune!"

Mr. Zhuge has been rebuffed again, so he can only pin his hopes on the next person.

"I'm Kong Mingye."

"The Biography of Kongming"? What generation? "

"I am the first generation hero of the Three Kingdoms!"

"the three kingdoms"? Brother, what age are you still playing the first generation of Three Kingdoms? Now it's the eighth generation of "Three Kingdoms". This version is quite good, especially the scenes and animation effects, but the music is too rustic, which is a bit of a fly in the ointment. What do you think, man? "

"Alas, I am addicted to games and neglected my studies, so it is difficult for me to succeed."

Mr. Zhuge was extremely disappointed, but for the sake of the future of Shu, he had to keep looking.

"I am Zhuge Liang, a character in The Romance of Three Kingdoms, which is by no means a game, nor a movie or TV series!"

"You are Mr. Zhuge Liang! I've heard a lot about you! Our company exclusively launched a new generation of slimming elixir-'slimming treasure', which is pure natural, non-toxic and has no side effects, quick effect and good effect. As long as one box is 75 yuan, a course of treatment is three boxes, which ensures the effectiveness, especially suitable for people of your age and size. Excuse me, sir, do you want to order online or go to the retail pharmacy designated by our company? "

"How did you know I needed it?"

"Hey,' Three heads are better than one Zhuge Liang'. It takes three people to support you. You can imagine your figure! At your age, it is not a good thing to be too big, and it is easy to' three highs'. It's a good deal to spend a little money now! "

Mr. Zhuge is startled!

The next person must be a person with both ability and political integrity-that's the only way to comfort yourself.

"I am Zhu Gekongming!"

"Shu Xiang-Zhuge Liang?"

Mr. Zhuge was overjoyed and finally met his bosom friend.

"No talent, just me."

"You are quite self-aware. It's incredible that a person like you who has never seen the world can be famous! "

"What do you mean?"

"You call yourself' upper astronomy, lower geography'?"

"exactly."

"You set fire to Hulu Valley, but it rained heavily, which made Sima and his son escape. Is this the case?"

"This is the immortal Sima and his son!"

"No, I blame others for being stupid. This is the principle of climatology in geography. If you set such a big fire, the temperature will rise, the water will evaporate quickly, and then it will mix with the cold air at high altitude, and it will not rain. If you don't know this, you should still be the prime minister and get laid off as soon as possible! "

Mr. Zhuge was so ashamed that he didn't have the nerve to ask such an expert to be his apprentice ...

In the end, Mr. Zhuge returned to Shu with nothing, worrying about the future of Shu and blaming himself for his incompetence, and he was unhappy all day. After a few years, he died in the west because of physical exhaustion, and he was only sixty years old.

And

On Sunday morning, I opened the QQ chat room and wanted to chat with some netizens. Unexpectedly, a huge black whirlpool appeared on the Internet. Curiosity prompted me to double-click the mouse. Suddenly, all the netizens disappeared, leaving only a figure holding a feather fan, like Zhuge Liang described in the book.

I was surprised when he said, I am Zhuge Liang, and I am the Prime Minister of Shu. Who are you, boy? How dare you call yourself "Sai Zhuge"!

Me: (looking at the subtitles on the Internet in surprise) Please calm down, this guy. Didn't Zhuge Liang fall ill in the Three Kingdoms?

Zhuge Liang: (There is anger between the lines) What, you dare to doubt me? However, I can't blame you. The Jade Emperor remembered that I was highly respected, so I was reborn on the Internet.

me: really? Then, please talk about your opinion on "borrowing an arrow from a straw boat".

Zhuge Liang: Ha-ha, I know astronomy in the upper class and geography in the lower class. I tricked Cao Mengde into getting dizzy and earned 1, arrows for nothing. Then Zhou Yu Xiaolang can only admit defeat.

Me: You are so clever, but why did you send Guan Yu to chase after Cao Cao when you could have killed him?

Zhuge Liang: you don't understand this. I sent Guan Yu because I knew he would let Cao Mengde go in a moment of friendship. Think about it. At that time, the enemy was strong and we were weak. If the enemy leader was killed, wouldn't those troops be armed to the teeth like crazy and launch a counterattack? In this way, the great country of the first emperor is gone!

me: it's a pity that you still think of the late emperor. On his deathbed, the late emperor asked you to educate his late master so that he could become useful as soon as possible. You don't have this idea, which leads to his fatuity and incompetence, and he is still happy after the national subjugation. You are to blame!

Zhuge Liang: (quibbling) It's not all my fault. The eunuchs in the palace have great responsibilities. In order to complete the unfinished business of my late emperor, I fought in the south and fought in the north in the second half of my life, and I went out to Qishan six times. Even without credit, I worked hard!

me: luckily, you can say it! At that time, Shu was poor and at a disadvantage among the three countries. You should have a good rest, but you moved against the historical trend. But after all, eggs can't touch stones, and years of war have made the empty treasury even more stretched.

Zhuge Liang: My sincere heart is bright. Why do you turn black and white upside down and talk nonsense?

me: this is your limitation. If you had defected to Cao Cao earlier, maybe the country would have been unified earlier.

Zhuge Liang: how dare you be rude to the late emperor! I'm so smart, will I go to cao thief who stole the Han family?

me: are you smart? I think you are stupid! For example, in the Battle of Hulu Valley, you besieged Sima Yi's whole army, and you just stayed put. Why did you attack with fire in the clear Wan Li and unbearable summer heat?

Zhuge Liang: What a sad thing! It's a pity that the heavy rain ruined my ambition to help Han and Wei. This is "Man proposes, God disposes, and you can't be strong".

me: you are wrong! This is because you don't understand the basic principle of thermal circulation. The fire suddenly rises, the ground heats up rapidly, and the air rises sharply, which will form convective rain!

Zhuge Liang: I can't understand it at all! You are so smart, how come you haven't heard of it at that time? Otherwise, we in Shu will have great hope.

me: (laughing) I am a new human being from the 21st century.

Suddenly, a sentence "It's time to get up" interrupted my train of thought. I opened my eyes and saw a smile, only to know that this online conversation was a dream of Nanke!

and

when I turned on the computer, I started chatting and found a QQ number. When I saw Zhuge Liang, who I had admired for a long time, I was greatly surprised and immediately said,

"Are you Zhu Gekongming?"

"No, Liang has changed to a hacker, and his name is Zhuge Dark, which means' black is dark, white is bright'. What?"

"I threw myself into the ground, and now I have several questions to ask. Dare I ask if you are ambitious? "

"Liang has been indifferent to fame and fortune all his life. He wrote a book of commandments in the past and left it to future generations. What he did was to admonish future generations. The so-called ambition is nothing more than fame and fortune. If he dominates for a while, he will turn into loess when he is old for a hundred years. What's the pleasure? Why does the world ask for it? "

"I'm the same, but when Liu Xuande is the assistant, he is famous and ambitious. What he has done has carried this merit, how can he say that he has gained nothing?"

"Or so. In the past, although I made great contributions to my late master, I left him alone when he collapsed. I fought in the south and got nothing, all because my late master's relatives were far away from being a virtuous minister, and I had no ambition. I heard that when the city was broken, it was still playing with insects, and Liang was ashamed of it, alas! How to solve the problem, only Du Kang. "

"alas! Strong! However, I have been suspicious for a long time. If I have been dead for nearly a thousand years, how can I know what will happen in the future, and if I am in charge of this world, is it not cheating? I don't think it's true. "

"I'm sorry, you don't appreciate it. Nowadays, science and technology are at their peak, and how wonderful genetic technology is? I copied it, which is almost eternal, and I have benefited a lot from studying history books. Why is it strange? "

"shame on you! I'm ignorant, but I'm lucky to be influenced by my son. Can you teach me a thing or two? "

"dare not! The strategy of brightening the past is no longer suitable for the war in this world, and the merits of my service to my Lord in the past are analyzed. Thanks to the kindness of my former master, I went out to seek the world with him. My Lord has the honour of an uncle, and the next is the sage of the people, and ultimately he is responsible for saving the country. The position of the Han Dynasty should have been taken, which is based on Yu Bowang's use of troops, burning a new field, arguing with Confucianism, inspiring Zhou Yu with wisdom, borrowing an arrow from a grass boat, burning Chibi with the east wind, calculating Hua Rong's release of Cao Cao, and three qi Zhou Lang. After the death of the first Lord, I also captured barbarian king, captured Meng Huo, broke the Qiang soldiers through the snow, and created a wooden ox and a flowing horse. However, such performance has been lost. "

"When Liu Bei was about to collapse, he said to you,' If you can, you can help; If not, take its place.' Since you know that A Dou has no talent or virtue, why do you still help him? "

" In the old days, I was full of gratitude and assisted my successor, but I didn't expect that I had to win the world, and later generations called it foolish loyalty. Looking at the world, there are so many heroes who died of loyalty. Today, I am sad and respectful. "

"clothing also. However, on that day, you were angry with Zhou Gongjin until the end, and then you mourned at Chaisang's mouth. Isn't it a spear and a shield? "

"As far as talent is concerned, Liang Shi should regard him as a bosom friend. However, my Lord was indebted to his predecessor, and he was also a benevolent generation. Therefore, Yu and Gong Jin did their own things. You know that the day was called mourning, but it was really understandable to find talent by eliminating hatred."

"When it comes to loyalty, Zi Shi is the first in the world, and he is even more ambitious than Jiang Shang of Zhou and Zhang Liang of Han, and later generations also respect him. But do you hate Sima Yi? If it weren't for this man, you would have retired long ago, and you should have hated Jiuquan? "

"This man's heart is not right, but he is far-reaching. He wants to become his master because of the general trend of the past. If his heart is reformed, he can coexist with Wolong and Feng Xiao, and he can also be my confidant. This is what I felt in the old days, but when I look at it in this world, my regrets are all gone. If the later master succeeds the world, the people will be miserable, just like the later Han Dynasty. Am I not reviled by the world? "

"Listening to your words is better than suffering from a cold window for ten years. What is your plan? "

"Today's world is different from the past. With my talent, why worry about not being ambitious? That's all. 886！”

this chat was very enjoyable. I turned off the computer and found that several hours had passed. It was late at night, so I went to sleep.