Master of couplets who can predict the weather

In the couplet story, the protagonist turned out to be a netizen of our Red Net Yueyang Forum.

Zhang is the most popular surname in Zhutoushan Village, commonly known as Zhutoushan. There is a family who advocated early (has been dead for many years) and is called Zaosa, a retired old man from the supply and marketing cooperative. His home is backed by Longhu Mountain, and the gate faces Banqiao Lake. Behind the house is the tomb of Zhang Qinghu's three ancestors, whose house is first-class in geomantic omen.

Twenty years ago, Zaosa received her eldest grandson's daughter-in-law, and the wedding date was 1989 10/6 (Gregorian calendar 165438+ 10/3 Monday, and the Gregorian calendar date was verified by the author. More than a month ago, Zaosa announced the good news when he was entertaining guests at home. Zedia's younger brother, Erdia, has only one count, and the happy day is the ugly day in the second month of the year. According to the formula, the weather on this day should be "either rainy or cloudy".

A distant cousin, nicknamed Ermao, was there that day. There was a man who was a heavy drinker. He drank a lot that day and spoke much more freely than usual. Ersa's voice did not fall, and Ermao immediately shouted: "That's not the case! This statement is not good! " Elsa never knows the ins and outs of Ermao, but his son knows it very well. He quickly stopped everyone's words and respectfully asked two hairs to express their opinions. Talking about-

You don't look at my age, but if I say it, people all over the world will laugh at me. Today, in order to thank Ersa for his courtesy, the two guests here arranged for me to sit in the first "face" according to my mother's seniority (Huarong * * custom, according to seniority, can sit in the seat of the elder on behalf of the elder, called "face sitting"). I'll send jujube a good sign. 1October 16, when my granddaughter walks in the door, it must be sunny, and the moon won't turn on the light. If I'm not sure, I'll bet Ersa two tables!

Then, shouted at and "get a pen and paper"-

I made two couplets in advance, one for the gate and the other for the gate three years ago. You are not allowed to change my words. I must personally post the couplets of the couplet, and no one can interfere.

Gate:

Here, Dragon and Tiger greet Ruiqi.

At that time, mussels and snakes sent pearls.

Grandparents' door:

(Note: "Doing good" is the school name of the Zhang family for five consecutive generations. )

Just stay with your great-grandson. (Note: the daughter-in-law Carmen of the Zhang family was born shortly after her marriage. )

Coincidentally, 10 15, it was raining on a cloudy day, and Ermao came early, personally hung up a cross door and boasted, "Bet on two tables!" 10 16, when the wedding team set off in the morning, the weather was still gloomy. At three o'clock in the afternoon, the sky suddenly cleared up and the sun was shining. At night, the moon is as big as a washbasin, and everyone in the room cheers: "Twenty cents won!" "

Besides, a few years later, Zaosa died, the sky was snowing heavily, and the ground was frozen. The Zhang family went to the nitrogen fertilizer plant to pull cinders one by one to pave the road. Two hairs came and said that the filial piety hall "holds the right" (the pair between the left and right walls), and he wanted to do it himself. Some relatives and friends who know the air of Ermao got together and saw Ermao with a stroke of a pen-

If it is sunny, it will be cold and snowy. )

An old man quickly asked, "When will the weather get better?" Two hairs answer: "I will definitely go shirtless when I go up the mountain." This time, it was pointed out by Ermao that in the scorching sun in winter, relatives and friends attending the funeral were really so hot that they could only wear light clothes.