Funny phrases about how hot it is in summer

Funny phrases about how hot it is in summer:

1. I will always remember the summer wind, which clearly stated that it would heat me to death.

2. It’s hot, so take advantage of your indifference to take shelter.

3. If you don’t make friends with people in cities where the temperature is below 40 degrees, you are not familiar with them.

4. The integrity fell to the ground and evaporated in an instant.

5. In this weather, my boyfriend ran away with someone else, and I didn’t even want to chase him.

6. Only today do I understand that "stay cool and stay there" is really not a curse word. It is definitely the most sincere care and the most hidden love.

7. From today on, I am not a single person, I am a hot dog.

8. Go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours.