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Good jokes in the romance of the Three Kingdoms (longer)

There are many famous passages in The Romance of the Three Kingdoms, but the one with the highest literary value and the most wonderful description is Visit to Caotang:

Liu Bei was arranging gifts and wanted to meet Zhuge Liang in Longzhong. At this moment, someone reported, "There is a gentleman outside the door, with a good appearance.

Very, very special. "Liu Bei said," is this Kong Ming? "So I get dressed and go out to see you. But Si Mahui also saw it. Xuande

With pleasure, please sit up in the back hall. "Take care," he said. "I missed my visit because of military affairs. It is a great comfort to put down the light today.

A desire for privacy. "Hui said," I heard here, so I came for a while. Liu Bei said, "Recently, Cao Cao imprisoned his mother. It seems that her mother sent someone to send her away.

Book, call back to Xuchang. "Yue Hui said," This is Cao Cao's plan! I have always heard that Xu's mother is the most wise. Although imprisoned by Cao Cao, she won't fight for it.

This book calls for his son; This book will deceive people. Yuan can't walk straight, his mother is still there; If I go today, my mother will die! "Xuande surprised to ask its reason, emblem yue:

He said, "Xu's mother is noble and righteous, and she will be ashamed to see her son." Liu Bei said, "With Yuan Zhi gone, I recommend Zhuge Liang to be in Nanyang. What about him? " symbol

He smiled and said, "Yuan Zhi wants to go, so he can go by himself. Why did you let him come out and vomit blood? " Liu Bei said, "Why did Sir say that?" symbol

Kong Ming is friends with Bolingcui, Yingchuan, Runanmeng and others. These four people are good at doing things.

Pure, but only Kong Ming can see the outline clearly. I tried to recite the scriptures with my knees in my arms, but I meant four people. I said, "A public official can go to the secretariat and guard the county. Many people ask Kong Ming.

Have any ambitions, but Kong Ming just smiled. Every time you compare yourself with Guan Zhong and Le Yi, you can't measure them. "Liu bei said," He Yingchuan.

How virtuous! Hui said, "In the past, when the stars gathered in Yingfen, there would be wise men on the earth." When the clouds grow on the edge.

He said: "I heard that Guan Zhong and Le Yi were celebrities in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, and their contributions covered the whole world;" Is it too much for Kong Ming to compare himself with these two men? " Xiao Hui

Yue: "In my opinion, it is inappropriate to compare these two people; I want to give it to two other people. " Yun Shang asked, "Those two?" Hui said, "Yes.

Jiang Ziya in Zhou Xing in 800, Zhang Zifang in Wang Han in 400. "Everyone got a fright. The next emblem is ready to go, and Liu Bei stays.

Can't live. Hui smiled and said, "Although Wolong has its owner, it is a pity that it is out of date!" Having said that, I drifted away. Xuandetan

Said, "What a hermit!"

The next day, Liu Bei came to Longzhong with Guan, Zhang and others. Looking at a few people on the hillside, lotus hoes are plowing in the fields, and they are singing "Cang!" "

The sky is like a round cover, and the ground is like a chess game; The world is divided into black and white, and people fight for honor and disgrace: those who honor feel at ease and those who insult are mediocre. Nanyang Ewing

Home, high sleep is not enough! Hearing this song, Liu Bei bridled the reins, called the farmer and asked, "Who wrote this song?" A: "It's Mr. Wolong.

So is what you did. Liu Bei said, "Where does Mr. Wolong live?" "The farmer said," since then, ChanZhiNan and Gorkon are the people of Wollongong.

Yes In the thatched cottage in the sparse forest in front of the mountain, it is Mr. Zhuge who lies high. "Liu Bei thanked him and rode on. Not counting, looking at Wolong in the distance.

Gang, it's really clear. Later generations had an ancient style and a single way of living in Wolong. The poem says, "Xiangyang is twenty miles west of the city, and Gorkon is in the city.

Pillow water: Gorkon bends the cloud roots, and the flowing water flies the stone marrow; If the situation is trapped on the dragon stone, it is shaped like a single phoenix pine in the shade; Chai Men half mask.

Some people can't afford to lie down. Repair the green screen of bamboo rafts, and the flowers in the four seasons fall wild; All the piles at the head of the bed are yellow rolls, and all the seats are touching.

No Ding Bai; Knock on the door to send fruit, and the old crane at the door listens to the scriptures at night; The famous piano in the bag contains ancient brocade, and the seven-star wall is hung on the sword. Mr. Lu zhong

Quiet and elegant, farming crops in your spare time: only when the spring thunder wakes up, the whistling will be safe in the world. "Liu Bei came to the front of the village, dismounted and knocked at the door.

Chai Men, a child asks a question. Liu Bei said, "General Han Zuo led Liu Bei, an animal husbandry uncle from Yuzhou, to visit you in Yicheng Hou Ting." boy

Yue: "I can't remember many names." Liu Bei said, "You only said that Liu Bei was visiting." The boy said, "Sir, you seldom go out this morning."

Liu Bei said, "Where have you been?" The boy said, "The path is uncertain and I don't know where to go." Liu Bei said, "When will you come back?" children

Confucius said, "The return date is uncertain, or three to five days, or more than ten days." Xuande was very disconsolate. Zhang Fei said, "Since I haven't seen you, I'm going home.

That's all. "Liu Bei said," Just wait a little longer. " Yun Chang said, "Why don't you go home and send someone to inquire?" Liu Bei followed his words and told him.

Fu Tongzi: "If Mr. Wang returns, Liu Bei can visit." So he got on his horse, walked a few miles, then reined in and watched the scenery in Longzhong. Sure enough, the mountain is not high.

In beauty and elegance, the water is not deep but clear; The land is not wide and uneven, and the forest is small and lush; Apes and cranes meet and they become friends with each other. Look at it,

Suddenly, I saw a man, handsome and handsome in appearance, wearing a free and unfettered towel and a soap robe, coming from a mountain path with crutches. Xuande

Said, "This must be Mr. Wolong!" Hurriedly dismounted and saluted, he asked, "Sir, isn't this Wolong?" The man said, "The general is.

Who is it? "Liu Bei also," Liu Bei said. The man said, "I'm not, but my friend Cui." Liu Bei said:

"I've heard a lot about you, but it's nice to meet you. I ask for the right to sit on the spot and ask for a word. " Two people sitting on a stone in the forest, guan and zhang stood by.

Side. Zhou Ping said, "Why does the general want to see Kong Ming?" Liu Bei said: "There is chaos in the world today, and there are clouds everywhere. I want to see Kong Ming, so I beg you.

Bring peace and stability to the national strategy. Zhou Ping said with a smile: "Although the public is kind, it is impermanent to control chaos since ancient times. self-perfection

Ancestors beheaded the snake uprising, there is no way to punish Qin, but also chaos; It has brought sorrow and peace to the world for 200 years. This peace lasted for a long time, and Wang Mang usurped the inverse and

From rule to chaos; Rejuvenate the martial arts, rectify the foundation, and return to the chaos; It has been 200 years, and the people have been at peace for a long time, so the war has resumed four times.

Rise: This is a time of chaos and can't be stopped. The general wants Kong Ming to mediate between heaven and earth and repair Gan Kun, but it is not easy and will not cost him anything.

Heart and ear. Don't you smell that people who adapt to the weather are escaping, and those who go against the sky are working hard; Where is the number, you can't take it away; Where life lies, people cannot be strong.

Huh? "Liu Bei said," what you said is very sincere. However, as Han Zhou, it is right to help the Han Dynasty. How dare you appoint someone?

Life? "Zhou Ping said," Shan Ye's husband is not enough to talk about what's going on in the world, so he talks nonsense. Liu Bei said, "Mr Meng.

Meet the teacher. But I want to know where Kong Ming has gone. Zhou Ping said: "I also want to see it, and I don't know where it is going." Liu Bei said, "Please.

What if Mr. Wang comes to our county together? Zhou Ping said: "Yugong is quite idle and has no intention of becoming famous for a long time." Let me see you another day. "That's it,

Yi Long is gone. Liu Bei rode with Guan and Zhang. Zhang Fei said, "Kong Ming can't visit again, but he met this pedant and talked for a long time!"

Liu Bei said: "This is also the word of the hermit."

The three returned to Xinye, and a few days later, Liu Bei sent someone to spy on Zhuge Liang. The report said, "Mr. Wolong is back." Xuandebian

Teach horses. Zhang Fei said, "Measure a village. Why do you need your brother to go by himself? You can have someone call you. " Liu Bei scolded, "Don't you smell it?"

Meng Ziyun: If you want to see a saint without knowing his way, when he enters, you still want to close the door. Kong Ming is a great sage. How do you call him? "Then get on the horse again.

Visit Kong Ming. Guan and Zhang are neck and neck. It was the middle of winter, the weather was cold and the clouds were thick. After countless miles, suddenly the north wind is still blowing.

Forest and snow fall: the mountains are like jade clusters, and the forest is like silver makeup. Zhang Fei said, "It's freezing, and we don't need to fight yet. Why is it useless to be far-sighted? "

Forget it! Might as well go back to Xinye for shelter from the wind and snow. "Liu Bei said," I just want Kong to know my hospitality. If the younger generation is afraid of the cold, they can go back first.

Let's go "Fei said," dead also not afraid of the cold! But I'm afraid my brother will be worried. " Liu Bei said, "Don't say anything, just come with me. "

Let's go "At the end of the thatched cottage, I suddenly heard someone singing in the roadside hotel. Liu Bei listened at once. His song said: "The name of a strong man has not yet been achieved.

Alas, I haven't met Yangchun for a long time! You see that people in the East China Sea don't talk about Jingzhen, and then the car approaches King Wen; Eight hundred princes met unexpectedly, and white fish entered the boat.

Jin Meng; Konoha bled in World War I and was crowned as a warrior. Levin drinkers were not seen in the drafting process, and they were long and accurate; Speak loudly

Wang Ba amazing ears, oblique to wash, can't sit into Qin Yingfeng; There are seventy-two cities in the east, and no one in the world can follow. Their achievements remain the same today.

Who wants to talk about heroes? "Rest, another person strike table singing. His song said: "My emperor raised his sword to clear the sea and started his business in 400 years;" "

In the season of Huanling, there are bonfires everywhere, moral decay, and traitors and thieves are in the best position. The green snake flew down from the throne and saw the demon rainbow descending to the Jade Hall. Thieves gather together like ants,

One hundred generations of adulterers are young, we clap our hands in the air and come to the village shop to drink village wine; Why not go down in history?

Rotten! "

They sang, clapped their hands and laughed. Liu Bei said, "Wolong is here!" So I dismounted and went into the shop. See two people drinking at the table:

The first one has a white face and a long beard. The first one looks strange and old. Liu Bei bowed and asked, "Who is Mr. Wolong Ergong?" The bearded man said:

"Who is a man? What do you want with Wolong? " Liu Bei said, "One of them is Liu Bei. I'm going to visit my husband and seek skills to save the world and people. " Long beard

The monk said, "We are not Wolong, but friends of Wolong. I am Yingchuan, and this is Runan Meng. " Liu Bei called xi Yue:

"I've heard a lot about you, so I'm glad to meet you. Now that the companion horse is here, I dare ask you two gentlemen to go to Wolong Village for a talk. " Guangyuan

He said, "We are all lazy people in Shan Ye. We don't care about governing the country and the people, and we are too lazy to ask. Please get on the horse and swim in Wolong. "

Liu Bei resigned from them and mounted a horse to join Wollongong. Dismount in front of the villa, lock the door and ask the boy, "Is Mr. Wang in the villa today?"

The boy said, "Now study in class." Liu Bei was overjoyed and followed the boy in. In the middle of the door, I saw a big book on the door, cloud:

"Zhi Ming indifferent. Quiet and profound. "Liu Bei was watching in the room when he suddenly heard the sound of chanting. He stood by the door and peeped at the thatched cottage.

In the evening, a young man held the stove and held his knees. He sang, "Phoenix flies in thousands of miles, not because the road is not alive;" Master is on one side, not the Lord.

I am willing to work hard in Longmu, I love my house; I am proud of the piano book and wait for the weather. "

Liu Bei, waiting for his song, went to the thatched cottage to salute and said, "I have been longing for Mr. Liu for a long time and have no chance to meet each other." Yesterday, due to Xu Yuan's direct recommendation, I paid tribute to the immortal.

Zhuang, come back in time. I came here in a snowstorm today. I am really lucky to have a good prospect. "The young man hurriedly replied," general, is that possible?

Liu Yuzhou, do you want to see my brother? "Liu Bei was surprised and said," Sir, isn't this Wolong? The boy said, "One is Zhuge, Wolong's brother."

Junya. Three silly brothers: eldest brother Zhu Gejin, now a guest in Jiangdong Sun Zhongmou; Kong Ming is the second brother. "Xuande yue:

"Is Wolong at home today?" They all said, "I made an appointment with Cui Zhouping yesterday, so I came out for a walk." Liu Bei said, "Where can I wander?"

They all said, "You can travel by boat, visit monks and Taoists in the mountains, find friends in the villages, and play the piano and chess."

Within the abode of fairies and immortals: I don't know where to go. Liu Bei's life is so shallow that he has never met the Great Sage twice. even

Say, "Sit less and offer less tea." Zhang Fei said, "Sir, please get on the horse." Liu Bei said, "Since I'm here, let it be.

Why did you come back without saying anything? Because he asked Zhuge Jun, "I heard that your brother Mr. Wolong is familiar with military strategy and reads military books every day. Can you hear me? " even

Said, "I don't know." Zhang Fei said, "Ask him! It's snowing hard, so it's better to go home early. " Xuande rebuked it. They all said, "Brother.

No, I dare not stay and ride for a long time; Rongri came to return the gift. Liu Bei said, "How can you expect your husband to drive for nothing? Get ready in a few days.

To. I want to borrow pen and paper to make a book and leave it for your brother to show Liu Bei's hospitality. "Then into Four Treasures of the Study's study. Liu Bei was overjoyed and opened the frozen pen.

He waved the cloud paper and wrote a book, saying, "I've been longing for fame for a long time. I've been there twice and I haven't returned empty-handed." What a disappointment! " Secretly thinking about the Miao nationality in the Han Dynasty, abuse

When I was a famous minister, I saw the mausoleum of the imperial court. Discipline collapsed, the country was in chaos, evil parties bullied the monarch, and my heart and soul were broken. Although there is Kuang Ji's sincerity, it is true.

Lack of economic strategy. Looking up to Mr. Wang's kindness and loyalty, he generously showed his great talent and gave his ovary a big strategy. The world is lucky! She is very lucky.

What! Give you this cloth first, and then let me fast and take a bath, especially to worship my face. Xi tong Jian yuan "Liu bei wrote, handed ZhuGeJun.

Take it, say goodbye and go out. They were all sent out, and Liu Bei repeatedly saluted and said goodbye. Just as he was about to get on the horse, he suddenly saw the boy waving and shouting outside the fence.

Yue: "Here comes the old gentleman." When Liu Bei looked intently, he saw a man wearing a warm hat and fox skin riding a donkey and following him.

A child in Tsing Yi came from the snow with a gourd of wine. Turn the bridge and recite poems. The poem says: "The north wind is cold all night, Wan Li."

The clouds are thick. The snow in the sky is floating around, changing the past. Look at the fire on his back, it is empty, and it is suspected that Yulong is fighting. Flying in proportion, all over the universe in an instant.

Riding a donkey across a small bridge, sighing that plum blossoms are fragrant! Liu Bei heard this song and said, "This is really Wolong!" He rolled off the saddle, saluted and said, "Number one.

It's not easy to get cold! Liu Bei has waited for a long time! "The man hurriedly resalute under the donkey.

Zhuge Jun said at the back: "This is not my brother Wolong, but my brother's father-in-law Huang Chengyan." Liu Bei said, "Words sung from time to time,

Extremely wonderful. Cheng Yan said, "I read Song of Fu Liang at my husband's house, and I remember this song. Crossing a small bridge comfortably, occasionally the fence falls in the middle.

Plum blossoms, so I recite them. I didn't expect it to be for all the guests. Liu Bei said, "Have you seen your son-in-law?" Cheng Yan said, "Even the elderly.

Come and see him. "Xuande smell speech, farewell Cheng Yan, horse and return. When the snow is heavy, I look back at Wollongong and feel embarrassed. later ages

There is a poem about Xuande's visit to Kongming. The poem reads: "One day, I visited a virtuous man in a snowstorm, but I felt sad because I had no freedom. The frozen creek bridge is slippery,

It's a long way for a cold current to invade pommel horse. When pear flower falls was in power, his face was covered with catkins. Looking back at the place where the whip stopped, the rotten silver was piled up in Wolong.

Gangs. "

After Xuande returned to Xinye, time flew by, and it was the first day of the Spring Festival. Is to let the fortune teller "bow", choose an auspicious day, fast for three days and smoke more cigarettes.

Clothes, and then go to Wollongong to pay tribute to Kong Ming. Guan and Zhang Wen were unhappy, so they joined forces to remonstrate with Liu Bei. Exactly: Gao Xian failed to obey his heroic ambition and bowed to his knees.

I'm partial to Jason's suspicion. I don't know what he said, but I will know later.

Liu Bei failed to go to Kongming twice, and he wanted to go again. Guan Yu said, "My brother went to worship twice, which was too much.

I think Zhuge Liang has a hollow reputation and no real talent, so he avoids it. Brother, why are you confused by the people of Sri Lanka? "Liu Bei said," Otherwise, yesterday.

Duke Huan wants to see the savage of Dongguo, and he can only get one side after five times. I want to see Daxian, right? "Zhang fei said," poor brothers. Liangci village

Husband, what is the Great Sage; I don't need my brother to go this time; If he doesn't come, I'll tie the future with hemp rope! Liu Bei scolded: "You!

Haven't you heard about Zhou Wenwang's visit to Jiang Ziya? King Wen is so respectful, how rude you are! This time, if you leave, I will stay with Yun Shang.

Let's go "Fei said," since both brothers are going, how can my brother fall behind! "Liu Bei said," If you go with me, don't be rude. "Fly!

Promise.

So the three men rode horses and led their followers to Longzhong. Half a mile away, Liu Bei dismounted and walked and met Zhuge Jun. Xuande busy

He saluted and asked, "Is your brother in the village?" They all said, "I just came back last night. The general can meet him today. " Said, floating away.

Let's go Liu Bei said, "How lucky I am to see you this time!" Zhang Fei said, "This man is rude! Then I might as well wait until Zhuang. Why?

Unexpectedly, I went! "Liu Bei said," he has his own career, how can he be strong? "Three people came to the village and knocked at the door. The boy opened the door and asked questions. Xuande

Yue said, "Thank you for informing me that Liu Bei has come to see you." Fairy boy said, "Mr. Wang is at home today, but he is in the thatched cottage.

I'm awake. "Liu Bei said," in that case, it will not be announced. Guan and Zhang split their forces at the door. Xuandexu

When I went in, I saw my husband lying on his back in some chairs in the thatched cottage. Xuande arched down the steps. For a long time, my husband didn't wake up Guan and Zhang stood outside for a long time, but they didn't see each other.

I froze when I saw Liu Bei. Zhang Fei was furious and said to Yun Chang, "How arrogant this gentleman is! When I met my brother,

He was too drunk to sleep. When I go to the back of the house, set a fire and see if he can afford it! "Cloud long repeatedly urged. Liu Bei still ordered them.

Wait outside the door. Looking at the class, I saw Mr. Wang turn over, get up and suddenly fall asleep against the inner wall. That boy wants to report it. Liu Bei said, "Don't panic.

Move it. After standing for another hour, Kong woke up and recited a poem: "Who dreams first? I have known all my life that the thatched cottage has had enough sleep in spring.

It is getting late outside the window. "Kongming sang, turned over and asked the lad," Are there any vulgar guests coming? " The young man said, "Liu Huangshu is waiting for you here.

"Kongming got up and said," why don't you do the morning paper? Shang Rong changed her clothes. "Then moved to the backyard. After a long time, I just got dressed and rushed out.

When Liu Bei saw it, Kongming was eight feet long, with a face like a crown jade, a black silk scarf and a crane, and looked like a fairy. Xuande bowed down.

He said: "I have heard a lot about Mr. Zhou. He is the last son of the Han Dynasty and a stupid husband. Yesterday, I paid an audience twice, but I didn't see each other. I have a bad reputation.

Yu Wenji, can you read it without trial? Zhuge Liang said: "Nanyang savage is lazy and successful, and has been ignored by the general many times." This is a shame. "

After the ceremony, they sat down separately, and the boy served tea. After drinking tea, Zhuge Liang said, "I read this book yesterday, which shows that the general is concerned about the country and the people."

Heart; However, I hate being young and thin and asking the wrong questions. "Liu Bei said," Sima De said, and Xu Yuan said, are you talking about? look

Teacher Wang doesn't abandon meanness, but teaches. Kong Ming said, "Virtue is the best in the world." . Liang is a plowman's ear and dares to talk about things.

What happened to two male fallacies. Why does the general ask for hard stone instead of beautiful jade? "Liu Bei said," Why is it empty for a gentleman to embrace the wizards of the world?

Old under the nymphs? I hope that Mr. Wang will think of the world, be prepared for stupidity and enlighten me. "Hole to say," I want to listen to the general's opinion.

Pool. "Xuande screen people urged the banquet, saying," The Han Dynasty has fallen, and the traitor stole his life and was unprepared. He wants to spread righteousness to the world and be wise.

Shallow and short, there is nothing to do. But fortunately, Mr. Wang opened his stupid business and saved his life! Kong Ming said, "Since Dong Zhuo's rebellion, the world has been in chaos." .

Heroes rise together. Cao Cao's potential is not as good as Yuan Shao's, but he can overcome it, not only in time, but also in harmony with people. Cao Cao has a million troops today.

Holding the emperor's envoys, this sincerity cannot compete. Sun Quan, according to Jiangdong, has lived for three generations. This can be used to assist.

Unpredictable. Jingzhou is bordered by Han and Mian in the north, benefiting from the South China Sea, bordering Pakistan and Shu in the east and west. This place can only be used by its owner.

Keep; Almost a general with such a gift from heaven, is the general interested? Yizhou is a dangerous place, fertile land is thousands of miles away, and it is a land of abundance, so Gaozu became the emperor.

Industry; Now Liu Zhang is weak and the people are rich, but they don't know how to keep their shirts. Smart people think of smart gentlemen. The general is the emperor's room. He is loyal.

All over the world, he is a hero, and he craves wisdom. If you cross Jing and Yi, you can protect your rock resistance, look after Yi and Yue in the west, and be a grandson outside.

Power, internal governance; When the world changed, he ordered a general to send Jingzhou soldiers to Wan and Luo, and the general led Yizhou soldiers out of Qin.

Chuan, is there anyone who welcomes the general without eating kettle pulp? If so, the great cause can be achieved and the Han Dynasty can flourish. This lamp is universal.

The seeker also. Only the general planned it. After saying this, he ordered the boy to draw a scroll and hang it in the middle hall, pointing to Liu Bei and saying, "This is fifty years old.

So is the map of the four States. The general must take the lead, let Cao Cao dominate the north for one day, and let Sun Quan occupy the land in the south, so that the general can occupy the people and peace. Take Jingzhou first

For the sake of my home, I will take Xichuan as the foundation and take it as a foothold, and then I can draw a picture of the Central Plains. "Xuande smell speech, avoid seats hand xie yue:

"Sir, suddenly speak, get ready, such as a dark cloud. However, Liu Biao and Zhang of Jingzhou are Han clan relatives.

Take it away? "Zhuge Liang said:" Looking at the sky at night, Liu Biao is dying; Liu Zhang is not the master of his career: he will return to the general after a long time. "

Liu Bei nodded his thanks. There are only these words, but Kong Ming is still in infancy, and he knows that there are three points in the world, and he really lags behind people through the ages!

Later generations have a poem praising: "Yuzhou laments that the sun is lonely and poor, why is Nanyang lucky to have Wolong!" If you want to know his age, Mr. Wang paints with a smile.

Medium. Liu Bei invited Zhuge Liang and said, "Although I have a bad reputation, I hope you will not abandon meanness and come out to help me. Be prepared to listen to the instructions. "

Kong Ming said, "I am too happy to plow and hoe for a long time, but I am too lazy to meet the world. I can't live." Liu Bei sobbed and said, "What shall we do if you don't come out?" word

Never put off till tomorrow what you can, tears stained the sleeves of the robe and the skirt was all wet. Seeing his sincerity, Kong Ming said, "The general doesn't give up on the other side, but helps the dogs and horses." black

De was overjoyed, so Guan and Zhang went in and presented gold and silk. Kong Minggu refused to accept his resignation. Liu Bei said: "This is not a gift to hire the Great Sage, but it illustrates this point.

Liu Bei and yet I feel the harmonious heart-beat of the Sacred Unicorn. "Kong Fangming. So Liu Bei and others spent the night in the village.

The next day, when Zhuge Jun came back, Kong Ming told Fu, "Thanks to Liu Huangshu, I can't go. You can devote yourself to this, don't.

There is a barren land. When I succeed, I will retire. Later generations have a poem lamenting: "I didn't think about retiring before I was promoted, and my achievements should be forgotten."

Time words. Because of the late Ding Ning, the stars gather autumn wind. "There is another ancient saying:" Emperor Gao carries three feet of snow, and the mountain is white.

Snakes bleed at night; Qin Ping destroyed Chu and entered Xianyang, which was cut off two hundred years ago. Great zai guang Wu xing Luoyang, spread to Huan ling and split; Xian Di moved.

Thanks to Xuchang, there are heroes in the world: when Cao Cao was in power, Sun Shi in Jiangdong started Hongye; Lonely and poor, Xuande walked the world and lived alone.

Worried about the people. Nanyang Wolong has a great ambition and a strange belly; Because Xu Shu left, Mao Lu met. Mister

At the age of 39, I packed my piano books and left Long Mu. Take Jingzhou first, then Sichuan, and make great efforts to make up the sky; Blow your tongue and thunder, laugh and laugh.

Change stars halfway; Long Xiang, An Gankun, immortal! "Liu Bei three people don't Zhuge Jun, with kongming to new town.

Wild.

/sgyy/

To say the best of these jokes, I went to the cottage three times.

I also like the Romance of the Three Kingdoms very much, and I hope I can learn from it often in the future.