Versailles literary quotations are classic and funny.

1. Soak instant noodles with mineral water in Kobe, Filjko.

2. Thanks to Tencent News for its first birthday wish.

3. Use Richard? Miller looked at the time and complained about being late.

4, spit Michelin's French foie gras is not as good as the chef.

You have no right not to like my lifestyle, but you have the right.

6. If you are not crazy, you will be old, and if you don't review at the end of the term, you will be finished.

7. Double Eleven didn't buy a lot of things, so it cost 100 million.

8. I met "Versailles Literature" in the morning and was speechless.

9, annoying, every time I go to the kitchen to get something to eat, I have to break my leg, it's too far.

10, the local people are so poor that it rains almost every day!

1 1. Looking back at yesterday's acceptance speech, it is a bit of Versailles literature.

12, leave if you want. Don't waste my time, it hasn't come to a good end yet.

13, Versailles Literature: Eating out every day, with a bulging stomach, is really unbearable.

14. Why do so many people ask me for WeChat? Obviously, I didn't put on makeup today.

15. Why do so many people ask me for WeChat? Obviously, there is no makeup today.

16, like is like, don't know how to get it after buying, this is the literature of Versailles.

17, this class teacher, Versailles Literature, is really capable, and all our graduate students go to Ali.

18, I'm finished. People engage in "Versailles literature" and I engage in "poor people literature", and I am finished.

19, actually speaking of Versailles literature, look at the circle of friends, isn't it the literary scene of large-scale Versailles literature?

20. It is said that Versailles literature has suddenly become retro and popular recently. Have you learned enough with a Montblanc pen in your hand?

2 1, Versailles literature: I like to hear from my boyfriend recently that I will be happy if I buy a crazy horse skin.

22. I really don't like the style of my mother-in-law's decoration. A room full of Huang Huali wood furniture is bigger.

23. There is always someone who just smiles at you and hits you. God replied: for example, the class teacher outside the window?

24. The happiness of adults is actually very simple. I went to Tokyo to soak in a hot spring, feeling washed away this year's fatigue.

25. Versailles literature has been very popular recently, but if you look at the circle of friends, you will know that this kind of literature has long been popular, and there are ten-level players everywhere.

26. I didn't lose weight after eating a lot in one day, so I envy those who gain weight easily, unlike me, who don't absorb so much.

27. Describe your day in Versailles literature: hearing the camera click six times, the day's work is over, not bad.

28. It's tiring to collect rent. I can't stand the faces of these people. Ask someone to collect it next time, and run when you have time.

29, I just want to be a drag bottle, go with the wind, have my own business, want to buy, want to eat, who does not suck.

30. When you are sad, you can cry in Paris and new york instead of my flat home in Beijing.

3 1, people study Versailles literature, and I write poor literature, in which I deeply practice the concept of migrant workers: no work, no food!

32. The homework' Versailles Literature' is quite bean. Everything can be Versailles. Versailles is as big as the heart of literary techniques.

33. A little opinion: The true story should not be called Versailles literature, but Versailles history. For example, I was ashamed and only did three little things.

34. I couldn't sleep last night and got up in the morning without energy. I opened my eyes and saw her breakfast. I have mixed feelings. Where do caviar and lobster meat come from?

35. For no reason, the first Versailles document I read should be: "You said I was the mayor of Shanghai. How did I come to Beijing?"

36. Today's Versailles pain literature room is too big and bad, and you can't find anything if you drop it. Don't you think so? I reissued my ID card three times.

37. It's really annoying. I just ate less in recent days and lost weight 10 kg. Is there any good way to gain weight? It's really annoying

38. I'm embarrassed to say it. Only recently did I know that eggs have shells. Housekeepers used to peel them, and I always thought the eggs were white and soft.

39. Yes, there is nothing to brag about. Do you know that I have to say Versailles literature myself? Others say there is nothing but a full screen of sour taste.

40. Why does Versailles mean forced? Versailles is next door to my house. I often go there and feel that the decoration is not very luxurious. Is it similar to my home?

4 1, burned a lot of money some time ago, and now it has changed from the last person to the second person. Maserati is back, and I'm afraid my villa in Shanghai will be sold …

42. Today is too difficult. I took the wrong key to another villa and stuck in the doorway for an hour. Besides, it's so hot that my new ring makes my palms sweat. ...

43. I don't know much about wine, but this winery is said to have a history of hundreds of years, and it is difficult to give investors a little face. In fact, I want to say in my heart, is soaking in water not fragrant?

44. Today, my sister said that she would drive a sports car to pick me up from work. I said no. How do migrant workers use sports cars after work? My family has chartered a car for me, so I can swipe my annual card.

45. After using the mobile phone for many years, I realized that the original mobile phone can be recharged without buying a new one, and I had to change the car two days ago. The 4s shop just told me that the original car can be refueled.

46. I recently tried on clothes and bought some roses on my way home. My husband suddenly said that I would buy a house with a yard. The yard is full of roses for the gardener to take care of, but the roses are average.

47. I fired our gardener this morning because he was working 50 kilometers away through a telescope and actually wore Armani's spring clothes this year. Come on, it's winter in 2020. Hey.

48. I told my roommate about my happiness today, and I found myself the first prize winner of Versailles literature. What I want is not to be too boring, so it sounds like Versailles literature.

49. Playing the piano and musical instruments in the middle of the night, netizens said that attention would disturb neighbors. I said I have no neighbors. After all, single-family villas are relatively large and will not disturb others! I said it was Versailles literature, and Jay Chou said it was documentary literature.

50. Just now, at the door of the classroom, I was stopped by a little brother who looks like Tom's son. Do you want the number? I didn't take off my makeup or make up today, but I wore a dusty sweater ... Are your eyes all right, little brother? You want to add me like this?

5 1, eating big fish and meat every day is boring for a person! There are too many jewels at home! The house was in a mess, and more than thirty maids were invited to clean it up. Why? Because the house is too big!

52, uncomfortable, I actually missed the performance of Sydney Opera House! Because he insisted on pulling me to choose a house, an ordinary villa at the foot of Qianfo Mountain. As for being in such a hurry, he has to buy it as soon as he finds a job.

Before going out today, I weighed myself and found that I lost 25 Jin. I was very happy. On the way, I found that I forgot to wear the 25 kg ferret velvet silk Australian camel hair blended Tyrannosaurus Rex fur coat that Xiao Wang bought me.

54. No! No way! Why do so many people say that I look like Yu Minhong? Am I the only one who can't see it? I was recently photographed at school, which disturbed my normal life. I really don't know what everyone's eyes are.

55. The first thing I wake up every afternoon is exercise. The sports meeting refreshed me all night, and also allowed me to devote myself to the entertainment life in the early hours of the morning more efficiently. I usually do a few times 100m turn-back runs in my bedroom first.

56. I was about to go to bed when I suddenly remembered that the car was unlocked. Forget it. Although there is an elevator at home, it is not good to wake the servants. Too much trouble. Just buy another one if it's stolen. I can drive another one to go shopping tomorrow. Good night ~ the whole world ~

I really envy you rich people. The pot can't be opened at home, and the pure gold pot cover is really too heavy! To make matters worse, the pocket money has not been paid recently, all because the mobile phone number was accidentally entered during the transfer, and the transfer was successful.

I really envy you rich people. The pot can't be opened at home, and the pure gold pot cover is really too heavy! To make matters worse, I haven't paid my pocket money recently, and it's all my fault. I transferred a lot when I entered my mobile phone number, and the transfer was successful.

59. How can netizens be so talented! Everyone's Versailles writing is really interesting ~ unlike me, I am only ignorant and can only post some small articles about Peking University and the natural core. The joke of the netizen was commented, so I can only get a Nobel Prize. It's really embarrassing.

60. Mr. Wang was distressed to see me stay up late for the Double Eleven. I asked skp whether you didn't buy enough or Galeries Lafayette didn't shop enough. Why do you have to buy a large bottle of cream for 3000 yuan, not afraid that cheap goods will hurt your skin? Hey, how can straight men know the happiness of buying discounted goods ~