Classic sentences about how hot it is in summer

Classic sentences about how hot it is in summer

1. My body is about to die of heat in Beijing. My soul will be with you

2. I, Jorge, died in Beijing. Brothers, remember to come and collect the body. Thank you for your hard work. There must be air conditioning in the coffin

3. Every cell of my body needs air conditioning

4. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan

< p> 5. Beijing will stage a heavy-duty realistic movie: "The City is Hot to Death"

6. If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time of year

< p>7.The table is too hot. . . So much so that a mosquito was scalded to death

8. Why does this mat feel like an electric blanket~

9. If it gets this hot, the wings will not break, but will melt.

10. Mosquitoes don’t bite people, they only bite cold water pipes

11. Hot dry noodles don’t need to be cooked

12. Raw eggs are no longer available

13. The clothes have been washed and can be worn

14. There is no need to ignite the car to start

15. I have been thinking about kidnapping the principal one day and giving him He was tied to the bed in the school dormitory and given a small fan to see how long he could survive

16. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Beijing. He was so hot when he was wearing it

17. The water has stopped when it’s so hot. I want to take a bath at the principal’s house

18. Hou Yi, your mother told you to come out and shoot the sun! !

19. Lying on the mat feels like beef tenderloin

20. When the electric fan turns into a hair dryer, I feel that life has lost its meaning

21. Girls, if you meet the principal who installs air conditioning in the dormitory, marry him

22. Every child who goes to school in Beijing was an angel with broken wings in his previous life. Sauna in summer, refrigerator in winter , Flame Mountain on a sunny day, Water Curtain Cave on a rainy day.

In four years' time, he will be Sun Wukong, and he will not die anywhere!

23. Two strangers came to Beijing, and then they became acquainted;