Interesting homophonic stalk copy sent to a circle of friends.

Interesting homophonic text sent to a circle of friends (Part I) 1. Crusty and mud are good friends. One day Mud went to the rice crust house to play rice crust and asked who you were. Mud says I am mud and I am mud. Did you hear that? I am your father.

2. Asu and Asu stayed together for a day. When Sue was eating, she spoiled: Hey, hey.

3. Wearing AirPods all day will affect the luck of love, because AirPods has no sound source.

4. The song that fried eggs sing for poached eggs "This is a little love song of fried eggs ~"

I think dogs in the country are happy and carefree every day, so I asked him' What is the secret of carefree every day' and he said' Woof, woof, woof'.

A hunter killed a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said, ha ha ha, I am a reflection fox.

7. The steamed bread is too light to eat. I want to add some seasoning, and then I can eat it. I just feel a twinge of heartache. It turns out that what I added was nothing.

8. I drank a cup of super delicious milk tea today. I looked at the name. Oh, it turned out to be Woxiangni Lettie Juice.

9. My friend has been urging me to marry a rich man. Funny, please don't rush me again. Advise Fu, I am willing!

10. Even I don't like it. Which sponsors do you like?

1 1. Today, I went to an island called Buevojura.

12. Even I can't do it. What is your sword?

13. In my study, I know how to put myself in the other person's shoes, but my deskmate doesn't agree.

14. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck is mud.

15. Spongebob was fired by the crab boss. Spongebob said with tears, "Boss Crab ..." Boss Crab said, "You're welcome"

16. Recently, on an island, my friend asked me which island I was on. I am on a poor island.

17. What Lu Tihai said was very touching, and everyone said that he was very touching and wise.

18. You are looking for Ouyang Xiu.

19. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because he knocks on his chest.

20. "Have you seen my crape myrtle?" "Isn't your mouth on your face?"

Interesting homophonic copy sends a message to the circle of friends (2) 2 1. The Wulin leader was forced into the corner by him, covering his wound and lying on the ground, waiting for the knife to fall. Instead, he drew his knife back and knelt on the ground, muttering painfully, "She's gone ... even if you unify the Jianghu for me ..." The martial arts leader said to him huskily, holding back the pain.

22. Medusa petrified the wife of a general. The general was furious: "Dare to petrify my wife!" Medusa: Hatred … Lonely birds sing their sadness?

23. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou, only to be ambushed by Cao Cao's army on the road. Liu Bei fled hastily, and Lu Yu fell off a cliff. Zhang Fei shouted, master, stop your horse quickly! Liu Bei: I am very happy with your mother!

When I went to the zoo today, I saw an elephant eating a child's cheese. It's called eating children's cheese.

25. Mother sparrow smells the sparrow: "Baby, what hairstyle do you want to wear today?" Little sparrow: "choo choo ~"

26. When I was in Gucci, my tears were always Parapara Dior.

27. One day, Little Bear looked for his book everywhere: "Where is my book?" "Yes, where did I lose?"

28. I asked my mother, why can't the flame of the candle stop for a while? Mom said because this is a spiritual guy. "

29. I have a stomachache at midnight. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."

30. Coal won't catch fire. It turned out to be a coal fault.

3 1. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck said to close the book, close it, close it, do you hear? Make up.

32. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach was very angry and said, "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged and says, "No, I am a crab!" " "

33. I was not even invited. what are you going to do？

34. The doctor prescribed me some pills. I fell to the ground and kept ringing. I took a closer look and found that it was a good pill.

35. "If someone belongs to me, how happy it would be." "Stop it, no one is a fish."

36. If you eat pudding in summer, mosquitoes will stop biting.

37. Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife. Why does the white snake feel particularly heavy after wearing it? Because it's a hat!

38. It's cold, but my bed doesn't want me to lie alone. It said I had to lie next to you, and then I realized that I loved you because it was called Wo.

39. It's very hot today, 37 degrees. I bought two ice creams, and each of us got rid of the heat. Did you hear that? It's over.

40. If I call a toad Chuchu, is it cute? I call the coyote a wolf, and only Gina thinks it's cute.

Interesting homophonic stem copy sent to a circle of friends (Part III) 4 1. You don't like me, and I won't. Who will I send the selfie to?

42. Now is really the next four tights: tight masks, tight clothes and tight trousers.

43. Before he died, Gong Yu said to his son, "Move mountains, move mountains", and his son said, "Shiny".

44. I dare not even think about it. What do you think of Chanel?

45. Even I don't want it, so what do you want, a meal?

46. My uncle became fierce when he cut his hair, because he became a vulture.

47. Fahai will never become a rapper, because he won't let the snake go.

48. I have to rely on threats for everything a good-looking and attractive girl can do.

49. One day, the bear planted a strawberry and mango and found that the strawberry grew so slowly. The bear said, you can't be a berry, you can't be a berry. Did you hear that? No, you can't.

50. I told the wind that there was wind in the west and said, "You are like a watermelon".

5 1. The child asked his mother, why can't the candle flame stop for a while? Her mother said it was because it was a little spiritual fire.

52. Okay, bad, whatever. Three people are good friends. One day, well, go out with something bad, so if it's bad, call it anything. Say who. If it's not good, say: let's make up.

53. It's so hot that we are familiar with each other.

54. If Wang Zhi doesn't change, she will ask Cai Yuan for compensation.

55. A spider asked a caterpillar a question. The caterpillar said it twice, but the spider still didn't understand. Then the caterpillar said angrily, "Are you a pig?" Then the spider said very grievance: "I am a spider."

56. The tiger in the zoo gave the lion green. Why? Because the tiger has a green lion qualification certificate.

57. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.

58. There is a piece of glass, and I feel a little sleepy. Then it jumped down from upstairs and said, good night, I'm broken!

59. One day, the bear bought an ice cream. The sun is like fire, and the ice cream melts to the ground. The bear said, "It looks like mud. It looks like mud." Did you hear that? I miss you so much.