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Help me introduce "Huarong Road". Thank you!

Huarong Road (a traditional puzzle, including sliding wooden blocks, based on the plot in Romance of the Three Kingdoms)

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Besides, Zhou Yu's Sanjiangkou fire, plus Zhuge Liang's weather forecast is very accurate, Cao Cao's warships are all on the anti-theft chain, which will not be opened for a while. As a result, the wind added fuel to the fire, burning Cao Cao's ass to smoke, disarming all the way and fleeing in a hurry.

Fortunately, Cao Cao was escorted ashore by Zhang Liao, and with a bunch of charred soldiers, Cao Cao finally settled down a little. They then fled into a dense forest, and everyone was very nervous when they saw the strange birds in the depths of the forest. Cao Cao asked

Zhang Liao said, what is this place? Zhang Liao said, this is Wu Lin.

Cao Cao laughed: I said Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang were fools. If there is an ambush in this Wulin, we are dead, haha!

Suddenly, there was a gunshot all around, and Zhao Yun rushed out with an ambush on a white horse, shouting: Speak of the devil! Mr Zhuge is really fierce-he gave in easily and spared your life!

Cao Cao exclaimed: Wow-this is not such a coincidence! We are in the ladies' room. Run! So everyone rushed over and bumped into it. Fortunately, Huang Xu's two bodyguards, Zhang He, came out to escort the driver, while Zhao Yun was still shouting: Cao Cao, you coward, come out and fight with me! Cao Cao also ignored his face and ran away with a red face.

When Cao Cao's defeated soldiers got together, there were only eighty people left, and they were all very depressed. Cao Cao was greatly encouraged by this: I came to hunt with Sun Quan this time, and it was an army of 800,000. Although there are only eighty of you left now, what is this concept-that is, treat one of you as ten thousand people, and don't be discouraged. From now on, we all use this order of magnitude when greeting each other.

Just then, Cao Cao's men said, General Cao, 800,000 of us are starving. We need to find food! Cao Cao pointed to a village in front and said, our 800 thousand troops entered the village and took all the food!

Cao Cao and his gang ate a meal at random, and Cao Cao finally burped contentedly, patting his stomach and saying, it seems that Zhuge Liang is still a simpleton-if we arrange an army in the village, wouldn't another one die!

The soldiers said, General Cao, don't say anything. After saying his word, I saw Zhang Fei, the valiant soldier, kill the horse and come out. Cao Cao was surrounded in an instant.

Cao Cao sighed: We can't walk into the same ladies' room for the second time-what a failure!

Zhang Fei laughed and said, Zhao Yun didn't catch what you said just now. Now you can prepare your own funeral! Cao Cao's opponent said, "Go up first, and 400,000 people will fight Zhang Fei to the death!" " !

Zhang Fei was startled: You still have 400,000 people?

Cao Cao grinned: You didn't expect it-brothers, give it to me! Say that finish, the forty ragged soldiers rushed to Zhang Fei like tigers.

Zhang Feidao: This is your 400,000 people? Cao Caodao: This is our striker! Zhang Feiwu spear, the forty people can't get close at the moment.

Over there, Huang Xu and Li Dian escorted Cao Cao and slipped away again.

Now Cao Cao has only forty people around him. Cao Cao was still snickering as he ran: I was so weak that I walked into the ladies' room twice in a row, and Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu couldn't catch me!

After running for a while, two roads appeared on the hillside ahead. His soldiers said, General Cao, one of these two roads is called Huarong Road. A flat one is called Huarong No.2 Road. The bumpy Huarong Road is closer, and the flat Huarong Road is farther. Please choose the general!

Touching his blackened beard, Cao Cao mused, It's a 50% chance that 400,000 of us will cross there. If Zhuge Liang ambushed Guan Yu on a road, we would be half dead-not worth it! How to reduce the probability of meeting Guan Yu?

Huang Xu said: General Cao is right. Now our relationship with Guan Yu is like the relationship between numerator and denominator-the smaller the numerator, the smaller the probability, the larger the numerator, the greater the probability. We should reduce ourselves to a molecule!

Li Dian said, if we kill Guan Yu, there will be no solution to the denominator!

Cao Cao wondered: What if there is no solution?

All his soldiers laughed: if Guan Yu was killed, there would be no such problems! Go to hell with the probability of numerator and denominator!

Cao Caodao: Now I have thought of a trick that can reduce the probability of meeting Guan Yu. This is-super level-model-imitation-show!

Everyone almost fainted.

Cao Cao shouted: imitators come out! A bearded man jumped out from behind Cao Cao and shook his head and recited poems while drinking:

Singing to wine, life geometry; For example, morning dew is much more difficult to go to Japan. Generous and unforgettable; Du Kang is the only one who can solve the problem.

Everybody clap your hands. Cao Cao said: I can't remember this poem. You recite it backwards. You are really the best in the imitation show!

Cao Cao told the crowd that we are now divided into two groups, passing through Huarong Road and Huarong Road respectively. In this way, the probability of Guan Yu meeting my real Cao Cao is reduced by half, and our grasp of escape is doubled!

So everyone split up according to Cao Cao's arrangement and went in two ways.

Let's talk about the real Cao Cao and escape to the bumpy Huarong Road. Along the way, everyone was silent and just wanted to escape. Everyone is silently praying that there will be no more obstacles. Fortunately, although the road is muddy and there is only wind around, there is no one. Cao Cao is proud again: Zhuge Liang has calculated everything, and even the computer can't figure out that I am going this way. This is really a godsend!

General Cao, why did you forget to escape from the ladies' room just now?

Suddenly a cannon shot, red-faced, bearded Guan Yu appeared on the road, holding a dragon crescent moon blade in his hand and a red hare pinned to his crotch, and loudly said to Cao Cao: You have entered the ladies' room for the third time, which is really intolerable! The so-called three things-leave a head!

Seeing this, Cao Cao immediately shouted: Let's retreat back-let's go!

So Guan Yu led the troops to chase all the way, and Cao Cao fled for his life again. When they ran back to the entrance of Huarong Road, they saw the fake Cao Cao running out of Huarong Road on the other side.

Cao Cao asked: I met Guan Yu here. Why did you come back?

Fake Cao Cao gasped, only you can see Guan Yu, so I'm not allowed to see fake Guan Yu? Just then, a fake Guan Yu came out of Huarong Second Road, surrounded by two sides, and surrounded the true and false Cao Cao's troops in the middle.

Guan Yu said with a smile, Mr. Zhuge has figured it out. If you want to use super imitation show, the only way to deal with you is to use super imitation show in the same way. This is called the spear of the child, the shield of attack!

This time, Guan Yu and Cao Cao both burst into tears.

Cao Cao said to Guan Yu: I thought how good I was to you when you were the director of my armory. At that time, you surrendered bravely, and I fell in love with you at first sight, ready to let you make great achievements, but you were worried about Liu Bei and Zhang Fei, worried about your work, and finally left without saying goodbye-later everyone called your resignation jumping Cao. The best job-hopping person in the world, Guan Yu, jumped away from me, Cao Cao-

As soon as Cao Cao said it, he was crying: This is brain drain!

Guan Yu said, what happened in the past? I can't tell you clearly at present. But that was the case at that time. I had to ride a thousand miles alone, quit my job and go to Liu Bei. Because I escorted the two eldest sisters-in-law, how can I be worthy of my eldest brother Liu Bei if I don't hand it over?

Cao Cao said: but Zhuge Liang created this situation today, and it doesn't matter what you do! You can't let me go for the sake of our former colleague relationship. You can't be impulsive-come on, take care of me!

Guan Yu said uneasily, as a professional manager, I should talk about professional ethics, so there is nothing wrong with solving you! But as a Jianghu person, I should be loyal! So there is nothing wrong with letting you go, so what should I do?

One of Guan Yu's men said: I have a clever plan, which can not only preserve Guan Yu's professional ethics, but also preserve Guan Yu's loyalty in the Jianghu. We can get that fake Cao Cao back and have a job!

Guan Yu clapped his hands and shouted, OK, let's start! Later, he said to the fake Cao Cao, Cao Cao, you are in my hands today, so just accept your fate! After that, he grabbed the fake Cao Cao and said, Left and right, tie this Cao Cao up for me!

When Cao Cao saw it, he immediately got the message and ran away with a few defeated soldiers.