Wang Han's classic quotation: be kind to yourself when one person is good to each other when two people are good to each other.

Love is not like drinking beer. There are a large table of people. Love should be like drinking coffee and tasting it quietly in a corner.

Whether you are getting prosperous or dying, this moment is your life.

Be kind to yourself when you are alone. When two people are together, be kind to each other

There are many things in the world that make me feel boring, so I don't care about their occurrence and development. I know that people always have to do something.

The weather is given to you by God, and it is God's expression. You have to learn to appreciate God's expressions.

At a singer's new song release conference, Wang Han sent a bunch of barley to congratulate him and said, I wish your album a big sale. But yours seems to be rice, and Wang Han said,

That's better. The legendary god has to go to work, too. The door god has to keep the door, the god of wealth has to take care of the money, the river god can't control the flood, and the rain god has to distribute the rain, so I shouldn't be the host.

My father is from Jiangsu and my mother is from Hunan, and they say I'm a Jianghu person.

Night. They go to their boss, the Jade Emperor, to punch in every day.

It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but if there is no marriage, isn't love come to a bad end?

I've made up my mind that if I have a son, I'll be a robber, and if I have a daughter, I'll be a princess.

According to my observation, handsome men all say that they are not handsome, so I don't think I am handsome.

I don't know Wu Bai well, and his brother is very familiar with me.

I'm half-hearted: reassure my parents, make my lover happy, make my leaders worry, be kind to women. Spending time

What people fear most is not death, but regret

When people are old, they should have four elders: their wives, old friends, old nests and old people

I have made up my mind that when I give birth to a son, I will be a hero, and when I give birth to a daughter, I will be a princess

Li Yuchun took a handful of flowers, wanted to sing, and wanted to put them down. Wang Han was right beside her and said, No. Just put the flowers on me

Wang Han (visiting the public judges): Some people say that our visit to the public judges is arranged. In order to prove this statement wrong, I will visit a judge who has already got a microphone.

Some judges cheered on BiBi Zhou and spoke a long paragraph of Cantonese, stringing together the main songs sung by Zhou to encourage BiBi Zhou and Wang Han to volunteer to translate: She means that the super girls are all very powerful. Wang Han: I'm a Li Xiang audience: No, you're Wang Han Wang Han: I'm Li Xiang's partner Wang Han

I'm the extremely happy host Wang Han. I'm the host Wang Han

Now girls are very virtuous, and they can't do anything at home.

Wang Han likes her daughter. After Qiu Xiao gave birth to her son last year.

No matter how small a mosquito is, it is also a piece of meat

Cooking at home with children and cooking at home with children

He said that foreigners speak bird language, while Kyle said that foreigners speak English

Wang Han said that an eagle is a kind of bird, so it is called bird language

The cheerleader in Minnesota asked Wang Han why China asked China Wang Han to answer: That's because a long time ago, we thought China was the center of the world, and we. China is bound to become the center of the world

What advertising award was awarded at the Golden Eagle Festival the year before last

The hostess said that she used to watch advertisements for too long and then changed channels

The result implied that advertisements are different now. How is it different?

Han said; I want to pull the plug directly without changing the channel when I see the advertisement.

As a result, since the hostess laughed (this is the award ceremony, the hostess is still the one in the center! )

It's still charming. Go on; No, I'm just kidding!

(The audience laughs, only Han Han is calm and comfortable! ! Admire! ! )

Dad, you like eating chicken so much, so you don't know about laying eggs (Changde Edition)

On the date of the rose, the male guest said that he asked the female guest to see his true side in a short time

Wang Han: You mean to let the female guest see you take all the clothes outside in a short time.

Hehe

It's so dark

. Wang Han said, I haven't smoked for a long time, and I even covered my rice (quit)

The wide (speaking) music (coming out) scared you to roll!

the newly-opened horse anchor (it seems to say that it is a horse pig woman)

goes on the show without taking a bath (it seems to say that it is a lice woman)

An oil mite (there seems to be two words behind it)

A lump on his face (this sentence is the most classic and vivid)

Who will compose the music

Ma: I said pull, Junjun, you should pay attention in the next class.

Wang: It's sa. You can bear it if we are embarrassed.

Jun: What if I can't help it?

ma: you can't make it vibrate, you are so stupid!

at the He Jiong song club, Wang said to He, you have a lot of barbed wire today. Why, barbed wire? Wang is very patient. He is a die-hard fan, referred to as the wire for short. He laughs in the audience.

Every day, Ou Di is bullying Qian Feng. Wang Hangang said that Qian Feng ~ ~ ~ immediately. Don't say it again. Otherwise, the audience will send a message saying that we bully Qian Feng!

Wang Han: A pretty boy will be chosen by the teacher to practice dancing, just like I can only be chosen to play basketball. Kyle said: No, I was good-looking when I was a child. How can I be chosen to speak cross talk? Wang Han: Maybe they want to revitalize the music industry!

Boys write poems after breaking up with their girlfriends, so girls, if you want to be a poet, break up with your boyfriends!