A complete collection of online buzzwords?

1, the tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, there is only one knife. 2. Listen to you and save me ten books. Come on, do you want to die or don't want to live? No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time! 5, the sky is clear. 6. It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't. 7, disgusting mother cried very sad and disgusting, why? Because it's disgusting ... 8. If I don't beat you, I will turn against you. 9. Why do you suddenly want to cry? Do I have some sadness, too, a little sadness flowing against the current? 10, I feel the most tired when I have nothing to do. Li Bihua said: What is superfluous? Cotton-padded jacket in summer, cattail leaf fan in winter, and your hospitality after my heart is cold? 12, always young, always act young, always unappreciative, always in tears. 13, my father expressed his views on my obesity: Han Hong lost his life and Han Hong got sick. 14, I believe you won't leave when you come. If you leave, I'll pretend you haven't been here. -We should love each other like this. 15, once thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that I was just a scum in the sea of people. 16, heartbroken, indigestion. 17, laughter is a blooming smile. 18, my lover is a stunning beauty, and one day she will marry me on a fire-breathing dinosaur. But I only saw her mount, but I didn't see her master. 19, loneliness is a person's carnival, carnival is a person's loneliness. 20. Although you are restless, you should be disciplined. 2 1, I won't attack if people don't attack me. If someone attacks me, I will be angry. 22. Who dares to say that he is pure? Look at your eyes. Nothing is more powerless than the contempt of the weak. 24, stupid birds fly first, stupid pigs get fat first. 25. When your tears can't help flowing out, don't blink, you will see the whole process of the world from clear to fuzzy. If fate breaks your leg, he will also teach you how to limp. 27. It is not childishness that stops growing, but maturity. 28. Making money is like digging the ground with a needle, and spending money is like infiltrating water into the soil. 29. Happiness means that when you look in the mirror, you like the person you see. 30. If there is any similarity, you just copied me. 3 1, your ugliness has nothing to do with your face 32. I always wondered if I was brainwashed by eye drops. 33. The beauty law of women: A beautiful woman is not necessarily beautiful. An unattractive woman will become more beautiful after a long time, and a beautiful woman will become unattractive one day. 34. Love is like negotiation. What is pleasant is the process rather than the conclusion. 35, I met the cat diving, but I didn't meet you. I met a dog crawling, but I didn't meet you. I met all the extraordinary, but I didn't meet the ordinary you. 36. Computers are similar to women. DOS error message means that if you don't know why I am angry, I won't tell you why. 37. I like you. Do you like me or not? 38, first-class, first-class, add up to I am third-rate. 39. Give a suggestion to the TV station next time. It is forbidden to interrupt the TV series during the advertisement. 40. Flying is not a plane, but loneliness. 4 1, your eyes betray your heart, but your eyebrows betray your eyes. 42. Thanks to the Central Meteorological Observatory. Thanks to sogou Meteorological Observatory. 43. Q: "When will there be a bright moon? Ask for wine? " Qingtian: "Go and see the weather forecast yourself". Does it meet the requirements? More importantly, whether it meets your requirements. 44, what a beautiful uncle. 45. What is youth? Who hasn't been young? Are you old? Really! 46. It may seem approximate, but not necessarily. 47, I won't say if I kill you. 48. The more people I meet, the more I like dogs. 49. Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship. 50. You are very creative. It is your courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention. God lost his temper and survived. Without you, who will foil the beauty of the world? 5 1, if you are ugly, please dial 1 10 to lock it up. If you are in poor health, please call 120 and go to the hospital. If you have a bad temper, please call 1 19 to put out the fire. If you think you are beautiful, please call my mobile phone and talk to me about ........................ The horror of this blow lies not in its origin, but in its cleverness. I have never been arrogant, but I have always been proud. 54. You can destroy the mirror, but you can't destroy the old face. 55. 90% truth plus 10% monosodium glutamate is 100% truth. 56. Being too popular will hinder the truth. 57. A good man only makes good contacts, but a really good man does not hesitate to make bad contacts. 58, love is a scam, so everyone is not in the layout. 59. Love is only a choice, and marriage is a fate. Don't arm yourself with the world, it will be acclimatized. 6 1, strangeness makes you unable to understand strange things, and familiarity makes you unable to understand familiar things. Tell you not to push me. If you do, I'll play dead for you. Don't push me, or I will become great and get out of hand. 64. We are ordinary people and we are special people, so we are special ordinary people. 65. Lions don't turn around because they hear dogs barking. 66. What a spicy society it would be if it were all ginger. 67. Interpretation is cover-up, and cover-up is making up stories. 68. The food you waste will block your way to heaven. 69. I can choose to give up, but I can't give up my choice. 70. I also have places to go, but there is no way to go where I want to go. Well, some of the above are old and some are new. Please forgive me.