About Chinese characters

A student loves to write typos and always writes rest as drinking.

In his diary, he wrote, "The squad leader instructed us to carry shit. Everyone worked hard and no one dared to take a sip." Later, we were really tired, so we secretly drank behind the monitor's back. "

Typing mistakes in composition

On new year's day, my family went to the history museum to visit the "ice toilet" …

Teacher's comment: Is there such a thing? I'm going too! (Terracotta Warriors)

After getting up in the morning, we gathered at school and took a ride to Kenting for a graduation trip.

Teacher's comment: I don't know which funeral home is your home? Teachers never know ... (Yi Rong)

My left eyelid kept jumping last night. I thought it was a bra. Sure enough, my wallet was taken away today.

Teacher's comment: Are you so old, son? (ominous)

The newspaper said that oysters contaminated with heavy metals can "cure" cancer …

Teacher's comment: a word difference, raising people to turn over! Should I raise oysters quickly? This will make a lot of money ...

Last night, my classmates and I went to a fast food restaurant for dinner. We ordered two hamburgers and "chicken nuggets and shit" …

Teacher's comment: Is it delicious? Chicken manure? (A piece of chicken)

When I went shopping on Sunday, I accidentally got caught in my anus in a hurry. What bad luck.

Teacher's comment: The teacher is curious-whose anus is so big ...? (steel door)

After visiting the flower market, I bought a "bargain" and prepared to take it home for the New Year.

Teacher's comment: if you read it correctly, gladiolus will cry …

My history teacher has long hair and shawl, short stature, bad temper and a little "chest" …

Teacher's comment: The history teacher asked me to tell you, "Wait for the history class, so tighten your skin." . "(intense)

I consider myself a good student, studying and "worrying" …

Teacher's comment: You have to worry-failure. (excellent)

On the "bumpy road" of life, we should firm our direction …

Teacher's comment: This road can be the ninth wonder after eight wonders of the world relayed the Terracotta Warriors.

There was a foreigner who stayed in China for some time and thought his Chinese was good. One day, he went shopping alone without an interpreter. After a day of shopping, he returned to the hotel and said to the translator, "You China people are so confident." The translator asked, "What's the matter?" He said: "Every few blocks, I can see some big names that say, China is good, China is good for business, China is good for agriculture, China is good for architecture, China is good for transportation, and China people are good."

Look at the vegetable market: the big flat fish is written as shit fish

★ My inner feeling in this class is "Associating Chinese, Writing lightly and Swallowing!"

Teacher Tang asked him who he was, and we all settled down (silently).

As soon as the party teacher entered the classroom, he greeted loudly: You have suffered.

★ The students bowed respectfully when they saw Confucius.

★ Today, Confucius is not only not old, but also healthy and his face is still red.

★ The manager of the ticket commemorative tube came into the classroom with a toolbox in his hand and a smile on his face.

★ Cigarette cases, handkerchiefs, etc. These items are floats (tickets) at the entrance of the museum.

Once, an old lady wanted to take the train, but she lost her ticket.

★ In the sky, white clouds are floating around.

The teacher showed the tickets to everyone, and the students were anxious like ants on hot bricks.

Speaking of the ancient canal, I think that many fishermen used to fish and transport goods on the canal.

★ One ticket is the Eiffel Tower in France, and the other is the American City Cat Building.

If you accept money from the bad guys, even if you are lucky, it will bring trouble to your life.

★ When school started, the headmaster borrowed (commented on) several of our teachers and gave Mr. Tang a push.

★ Lotus (snowflake) blooms slowly in the snow, and several plants are beating me quietly. How cool!

Now that I am so old, I should have left without saying goodbye to all the interesting things when I was a child.

★ Some people don't take an umbrella when it rains, and it's hard to think of stupid treatment when they catch a cold!

Eight cows are busy (hooligans) and only one chairman protects them.

I (God) had a heavy rain the other day.

There was a man who committed a crime, but the governor sheltered him. This is called an umbrella.

There is a student who doesn't study hard and won't write home, so:

Dad, grandma (mom), what about you two?

Does your dog have enough food? Is there any wire (money) at home? My thread (money) is gone, it rains here, and I have no life (umbrella). You need money to buy my life urgently. It's over.

The most famous "king of typos" is naturally the current US President George W. Bush. Last year, during Bush's visit to Britain in June+10, the British police

The inspector tried to escort him. After returning to the United States, Bush sent a thank-you letter to the British police. In the letter, the police station

The word Commissioner, the supreme leader, omits the letter "M". After this incident was disclosed by the British media, I think.

The British, who are very literate, laugh at Bush as a "white president".

Amei, the cleaner in our unit, is smart and diligent, but she has only a third-grade education and often writes some typos.

That day, during the unit health inspection, Ah Mui mopped the floor of the clinic clean. Because she was worried that others would get dirty when they went in, she wrote a note and posted it at the door: Please don't let idle people in. I'm clean, Mei.

3. Once upon a time, a young man liked a girl and wrote her a love letter. But because the young man was not careful, he accidentally wrote "dear girl" as "dear aunt". The girl was very angry after reading it, so she wrote back:

Girls are aunts.

You are blind.

If I marry you,

Ugly my whole family

Young people still unwilling after receiving the reply, replied:

Mom is mom.

Mother is mother.

This girl is not bad.

Aunt can't be bad.

4. Because I used the purple pinyin input, I found many funny things. You can have a lot of fun out of thin air.

For example, once, someone was chatting and singing in a voice chat room. I typed very sincerely and quickly, using my typing speed of at least 80 words a minute.

Wow. . Wow. . . Does your moan sound good?

Huh? What groan? Where is the groan? Okay, that. . . %(※%)%……(×……

God, no, it's your voice.

-Comrade, don't talk nonsense and be careful not to say ambiguous words.

Also, someone once asked to sing, but it was bewitched for a long time before it finally started.

Ah. . Ah. . . I finally decided to devote myself to it for the first time!

Dedication? Dedicated to me? It's terrible. This is not true, is it? Who dares to take it with your scary face? Besides, is this your first time?

However, don't hurt the self-esteem of good people so much. . . Even if. . . But ... . It's actually wrong, but I'm finally going to show up!

-Don't you always show up? Where did you go diving? I've seen tens of thousands of photos. Stop pretending to be a lady.

Wrong, wrong, I finally made a sound! Ugly, but finally provided!

There is also a netizen whose original ID is melancholy prince, which is a troublesome word! Every time we type, we jump out of squid directly, a very popular word, so we call it squid directly.

Thus, the old squid was born.

And that good husband was basically beaten into a laborer. This word is really appropriate. Moreover, the labor husband is really "beaten". How can he become a laborer without fighting? How can he be a housewife?

The rain hit Huangmei on the head-unlucky. (pour plums)

Half cotton.-no way. (No bullets)

Monks open umbrellas-lawlessness. (hairless)

A short transition-inner peace. (Pan Xin).

Horse shops buy pigs-that's not true. There is no such city.

December weather-hands and feet. Frozen hands and feet.

A father kowtows to his son-hang it all. There is no such gift.

Throwing stones at public toilets-causing public anger. (causing male feces).

Wear a fur coat backwards-pretend. Pretending to be a sheep.

Confucius moved-all lost. All the books.

Pregnant women walk on a wooden bridge-despair. (despair)

Grandma's dead son-hopeless. (No uncle).

The husband slapped a face. (wife is cold).

The scholar's empty coffin was buried-defiant. There is no one in the Woods.

Eight-pronged approach-rules. Peanuts-you must make noise. I'm going to explode.

The shoemaker doesn't have an awl-that's good. (needle and thread)

It is just right for any girl to marry Zheng Jia. (Zheng Heshi).

The monk's house.-great. (temple)

Wash Huang Lian by the river-why bother? The river is bitter.

Blind people wear glasses-false intelligence. (pretending to be clear).

Dreams become butterflies-daydreams. (Want to fly).

Monkeys learn to walk-pretend. (fake orangutan).

Hardcover maotai-very old. (Good wine)

Spider trawling-selfish. (from silk).

The blind lead the blind-busy is busy. (blind and blind).

Long live Grandpa with a nosebleed-Zhen Hong. I am red.

What's next-ask the question to the end. (tattoo to the end).

Walking in the watermelon field. (the circle where the left and right sides intersect).

Take off your old shoes and put on new ones-turn over a new leaf. (changing shoes).

Sacks and straw bags-each generation is not as good as the next. One bag is not as good as one.

I can remember the beans at the bottom of the bowl. (the grain enters the eye).

Selling cloth without feet-bad intentions. (deliberate accident).

A poor carpenter starts a business-only one sentence. There is only a saw.

Brick kiln fire-rumor. (kiln smoke).

Without oil, it is a waste of heart. (Waste of energy).

Zhong Kui married his sister-fooling around. (ghost marriage)

The dung boat crossed the river-playing dead. (loading shit).

Sticking to the Nest and Mixing with Huang Lian —— Year after year of suffering. (sticky)

Open a drawer in a drugstore-have fun. (looking for pills)

Frogs dive well-I don't understand. (poop-poop).

Riding in Opera-No (Walking)

Saute pickles without soy sauce-as promised. Salt comes first.

Eating jiaozi without stuffing-naughty. (pick the skin).

From Henan to Hunan-it's even harder. (South Canada).

Carry a stone with a lantern-do it. (copy).

The earth temple was washed away by the flood-be careful. (Liu Shen).

Whips in the fields.-Bullshit. (urging cattle).

The backbone of children-the generation of small people. The back of the villain.

Aviation somersault-handstand. (inverted flight test).

The mouse fell into the water tank-fashionable. (wet hair).

The old monk lives in a cave-there is nothing. (No temple).

The cargo ship is at sea.-amateurs. (Foreign Airlines).

Burn the flagpole-sigh. (long charcoal).

Weasel in the henhouse-speculation. (stealing chickens).

Soak the stone in the sauce jar-it's a long story. One salt is hard to get in.

There is a reason for setting off firecrackers in the well. (with a round sound).

It is not easy for an old hen to hold an empty nest. (No eggs).

Eat ginseng-spare. (added).

Pi Di's mother-too thick-skinned. (Empress Dowager Pi).

Millennium stone Buddha statue-honest man. (Old Stone Man).

Bring a sheep into the photo studio-make a fool of yourself. (Make a sheep face)

Growing vegetables on the wall-no chance. There is no garden.

Crazy chat with a fan. (rumor)

Twelve taels of silver-for sure. (one ingot).

Sleep in the toilet-it's not far from death. It's not far from shit

Tang Priest's book is serious. A true sutra

Eating a small bowl depends on the weather. (author Tim).

The meat pot was thrown into the river-groggy. (heavy meat).

The tortoise has chicken feathers in its belly-anxious to return. The turtle's heart is like an arrow.

There is a hole behind the temple-great. The temple is finished.