The weather in Zhengzhou is thunderous.

1, I met him on the subway today: I sat next to a mm, who was very beautiful, but from the moment I got on the bus, I found that she seemed very nervous and kept the same posture. I thought it was strange, but I didn't think much. Then at a station, as soon as the door opened, the woman rushed out of the door in lightning speed. When I realized it, I saw that the seat next to her was covered with blood! This is nothing, what is even more frightening is that an uncle came up later and sat down without looking …

2, this week, the exam is one week and one day. Yesterday, I was anxious to save my character. It is said that the school will suspend classes for review one or two weeks before the final exam of the university. The study rooms are usually full at this time. When I went to the study room that day, there were too many people, so I had no choice but to sit in a boy's room, near the road. The weather in Zhengzhou is nearly 40 degrees. I always feel uncomfortable when I come to my period that day. I have to go to the toilet often for inspection ~ But there is a boy next to me. How can I take out wsj directly? After much deliberation, I decided to take my bag with me. So every once in a while, he saw me go out with my bag, come back in two minutes, and then go out again ... Every time I went, it annoyed him ... Finally, he couldn't stand it, so he said, why don't we go somewhere else? I didn't know if I was out of my mind, so I replied directly: No, you can change to wsj later, I have to make room for you ... He was silent. ...

3. Military training is required in high school, and it is still very disabled. I believe many people have tried this taste. We only stood in the military posture for 20 minutes, and there was a chubby figure. My face is sweaty, my dog is panting ... I told the coach that I needed a rest. The instructor approved the woman next to her to take such a good vacation. After a while, he told the instructor that I couldn't do it. The instructor looked at him and said you were all right. Hang in there, he never gave up and told the instructor that my legs were shaking. The person in front of him was inserted. The instructor asked the man to clap 50 times next to him, and then told the woman that you were all right and continued to stand in the military posture. One day, the woman was very anxious and shouted, Teacher, I didn't have my period. I have dysmenorrhea today. . . . . . . . We are all speechless. This woman is too strong.

4, wages are like a big aunt: once a month, a week or so is gone.

Salary is like menstruation: once pregnant, it's gone.

Wages are like a period: when you reach retirement age, you will soon be gone!

Salary is like a period: you will panic when the time comes!

Salary is like your period: you are often late!

Salary is like your menstrual period: when you save it, you feel it rises, but when it flows out, it hurts. . .

Salary is like a period: only you know how much.

5. There is a man by train. Suddenly a piece of paper flew to his face. He took the paper away. Said, "Huo, this paper is quite powerful. They all made me bleed! "

6. Two vampires went to a bar. A ordered a glass of blood and B ordered a glass of boiled water. The waiter looked at him puzzled.

I saw that B didn't lift his head, and took out a used sanitary towel from his pocket: "I want to make tea today!" " "

It is said that Mulan joined the army. One day during the war, something happened. She was secretly changing pads when suddenly a shell flew and she fainted. Lying on the operating table after waking up, I asked with concern: Are you all right? Mulan was puzzled and said, What's the matter? I'm fine. . . "This call don't worry? Is it okay if the penis is blown away? ! "Said," But it doesn't matter now. " Mulan asked, What do you mean? Proud to say: I sewed it for you.

8. A: Paying a salary is like having a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a few days!

B: Do you want your period to come more often in January or stay here?

9. My girlfriend was in urgent need of blood transfusion in an accident, and her boyfriend stepped forward and asked for blood donation to save lives. One day, they broke up, and her boyfriend angrily accused and asked the girl to return her original blood. The girl threw the sanitary towel in her boyfriend's face in a rage: installment payment!

10, several little boys chipped in a dozen dollars to buy toys.

"What can a dozen dollars do?" One of them asked.

"I think we can go to sanitary napkins." Another answer.

"What's good about sanitary napkins?" Ask him together.

"I'm not sure, but TV says that with it, you can climb mountains, water ski, play ball and skate, and be happy without worry."

1 1. At physical education class in high school, a girl asked for leave from the PE teacher, saying that she had her period. The teacher let him go without saying anything.

A boy looked at it and asked for leave. What did the teacher ask? The boy replied that he was as miserable as the girl.

Then he was beaten by the teacher-

12. A man found Ding Shen's lamp. He rubbed the lamp wall excitedly. Ding Fei flew out and said to him, "Dear Master, I can realize your three wishes". The man thought for a while and said, "I want endless money", so he became the richest man in the world. He thought for a moment and said, "I want to be healthy forever", so he became young and strong. Finally, he said, "I want to lie on a beautiful woman's lap every day", so he became a sanitary towel. ...

13, mosquitoes and mantis brag.

Mosquito said: Look at those two bags on the man's chest.

Mantis said: Oh, forget it. I pulled her. She bled there every month.

14, an explorer walked across the desert without water to drink. When he was dying of thirst, a fairy came to earth and handed him a glass of red liquid. The explorer gulped it down, still dissatisfied, and asked, What else? The fairy replied helplessly: next month.

15. In the stinking toilet all day, flies who live on human excrement envy mosquitoes who live on human blood and live an elegant life. One day, the fly died and met the king of hell. In the temple of Yan, Yan asked the fly what he wanted to do in his next life. The fly who has been dreaming of mosquito life suddenly can't remember how to say the word "mosquito" and describes it as "please turn me into something with two wings and live by sucking human blood!" As it wishes, it will become a famous double-wing sanitary towel.

16, I am an actor, and I love my job very much.

It's so thin that I almost forgot it existed.

Can be washed after use, and can be dried after washing; When dry, it can be used as a mask.

You can use it to make black tea bags if you like.

17, over the mountain, over the sea.

Have a period ~ ~

They are unruly and willful ~

They are naughty and sensitive ~

They live there freely.

Little red and dark!

They come and go freely, never regularly ~ ~

Oh ~ ~ ~ Damn period ~

Oh ~ ~ ~ Damn period ~

Their sea is flowing and their water is flowing.

Dirty little!

They can come whenever they like, evil black ~ ~

18, there is a classmate in junior high school

The first day has just come to my period.

When cleaning the blackboard

Two boys asked: xxx, why did you serve a pool of soy sauce ~

19, one day, condoms and sanitary napkins chatted together. The condom said to the sanitary napkin, Sister, don't go to work. As soon as you started work, I lost my business for seven days.

Hearing this, the sanitary napkin said to the condom: Are you satisfied? If you TM,

If I miss it, I will have no job for ten months!

20. A teacher once described a devil student like this: like a big aunt, coming, disgusting, not coming, worried.

2 1, a netizen's signature: there are always a few days a month when a dirty lie blows.

Original: Dove sanitary napkins, in fact, you can also choose sweet ones.

Dove sanitary napkins are creamy and silky.

22. You can't afford to hurt a girl who only likes to use seven-dimensional space. They are angels with broken wings in previous lives; Men are not good to them, and they will become their sanitary napkins in the next life.

23. a couple

M: Let's go out for dinner today.

Woman: No.

M: Why?

Woman: My period is coming. ...

Man: Damn it, this is an economic crisis. How dare you menstruate? !

24. Why do men have a few cool months! Women only hurt once a month! !

25. Go to a friend's house and ask him for a tissue.

He reacted for a long time.

I brought a pack of sanitary napkins, saying it was a good thing left here by my ex-girlfriend.

I hope it will be adopted. Thank you.