Funny morning greetings: We promised to grow old together, but you secretly baked the oil

1. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am already on 3G and you are still on 2G; I am posting on Weibo and you are texting; I am watching blockbusters and you are Waiting for pictures; I use my mobile phone to navigate, and you call to ask for directions; I am playing with my mobile phone, and you are being played with by my mobile phone. 2. Choose a lover who is as gentle as water and as sweet as honey. Colleagues should be chosen to work hard and have no temper. As a partner, choose someone with a pig's head and a dog's brain and a runny nose. It's almost time, wipe your nose quickly and get to work. 3. Have you ever had the same experience? Turning over your wrist or reaching into your pocket, revealing your watch or taking out your mobile phone, you glanced at the time, restored it, and suddenly found that you didn't even look at what time it was. A new day, a new beginning, good morning everyone! 4. Time flies, the weather gets better or worse; the temperature drops rapidly; remember to wear clothes when going out; eat more vegetarian vegetables; remember to cover up at night; supplement calcium from time to time for health; maintain a happy attitude ;Friends are always caring; I feel comfortable and happy; I am always caring in the morning; Life is full of true love; This message is not bad; Forward it quickly. 5. Good morning! I wish you to be worth more than a giant panda, to be famous throughout Greater China, to have a career on Hongta Mountain, to have a lover more beautiful than Ashima, to be ahead of Marlboro all the way, and to have everything go well. 6. Good morning, sun, good morning, earth, good morning, China, good morning, dear pig, get up soon, the sun is going to molest your ass. 7. The sun has come up, but you are still sleeping soundly. I keep calling you, but you sleep even better. Suddenly I thought of a clever trick and got a bone, and I saw you barking at me. 8. The weather forecast will be broadcast to you on time: today you will encounter money rain, happiness wind, friendship fog, love dew, health cloud, smooth frost, safety hail, and happy flash. 9. Good morning, have you eaten? If not, I will give you a plate of duck. After eating it, you will miss home. There is also a plate of vegetables, which will be loved every day. With a soup, you will be healthy for life. Another glass of wine will make you happy. Long-lasting; plus a bowl of rice, love will always be with you. 10. Good morning, come and smile:), have a good breakfast, be healthy, be full of energy and earn money. I wish your career will blossom and grow, and I wish your love will be sweeter and better every day! 11. Money is falling from the sky, bankbook Arriving in line, your legs are stretched out because of your idle work, and beautiful secretaries are reporting in groups! These are your sweet dreams last night that have not yet come to an end! Get up quickly, otherwise you will be fired from the company! Happy morning! 12. I sincerely wish you: go to work Secretly giggling, jumping lively after work! Humming a little tune, unknowingly out of tune! After work at noon, chirping, snoring and sleeping at night! When I woke up in the morning, I was shocked: I was late again! 13. Gently I came and left quietly, forgetting to take away one thing, which is happiness, so you must keep this happiness for me, otherwise I can cause trouble for you at any time. Hehe, good morning, brothers and sisters! 14. Every day when you wake up, tell yourself: have fewer reasons, a bigger belly, a sweeter mouth, a smaller temper, move faster, be more efficient, smile a little, and be more creative. The clear morning breeze rang the pleasant bells, and my heart played cheerful music. I said "Good morning" and said hello to you! 15. The sun came out happily, and I asked the little pig to get up quickly; the little pig caressed the wall in confusion. , brush your teeth and wash your face, go to the water room; feel refreshed after washing, eat a fried dough stick and drink a bowl of milk; don't panic even if you are late, pay attention to safety and health. 16. Goals are meant to be surpassed, not just achieved. Then our goal is to have no cavities! Haha, just kidding, good morning everyone, a new day has begun, let’s all work hard! 17. Look at your eyes, they are stained with eye feces, sometimes open and sometimes closed, confusing and confusing . Look at my blessings, warm and naughty: Good morning, I hope you count money every day and always have a smile on your face. 18. Only after you have walked some roads can you know the hardship; only after you have climbed some mountains can you know the difficulty; only after you have waded through some rivers can you know the trek; only by saying hello can you know that this is happiness. Good morning, my friend! 19. There are thousands of waves, and a hero cannot escape from the workplace. The boss's words are like Mount Tai. Do your best and encourage you to move forward. Criticism for your mistakes is not new. Ask with a smile who is right in life. Cowboys are very busy in the world. , I hope you will be busy every day and count money until your hands are numb! Good morning! 20. Your phone rang. Are you very excited? Did you think it was me? I contacted you so early to give you good things. Are you ready? Okay, I've said it! Good morning! That's it! 21. Delete your fatigue, cut your worries, copy your happiness, paste your happiness, and save it to your mobile phone.

Morning is the first greeting to you, good morning!

22. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, little lazy pig, get up, stretch, smile, take a deep breath, be in good spirits, be happy, be happy Hug, happiness follows, joy comes, good luck comes, blessings come, every minute, every second, gently, greetings, good friend, good morning! 23. When the alarm goes off, you are in a bad mood, and getting angry will hinder the beauty of your eyelashes. , don’t do what Zhang Fei does (reckless), but you still have to get up early, otherwise you will be late for work, drink milk and eat cake, carry your MI bag, the text message also comes at the same time, conveying your heartfelt message that you are in a good mood, beauty , Good morning! 24. I hope you have a good appetite and good energy. Good morning, my friend! 25. When the mobile phone rings once, the sun jumps out of the mountains and laughs; when the mobile phone rings twice, the birds chirp to accompany the morning noise; when the mobile phone rings three times, the rain, dew and breeze surround the heart; when the mobile phone rings four times, the laughter cannot stop; when the mobile phone rings again As soon as it rings, the words of blessing fall in front of your eyes; if you squint, good luck and happiness will come. Good morning. 26. Everyone says that the farthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday. Today is the beginning of this distance again. Let us use music to turn the surroundings into floating clouds! Smile and say "Good morning" to the person next to you? Come on! 27. Hey! It's time to get up, don't sleep, you are about to turn into a piggy, hahahahaha? I miss you, get up and let me see you! 28. Dear China Mobile users, you have successfully customized I have requested the early morning alarm clock business. We will disturb you on time at 5 o'clock every day until you get up. To cancel the business, please reply? I am a pig, I want to sleep, I won't get up?. Good morning! 29. May you welcome Monday morning refreshed and refreshed with the laughter of the weekend, the laughter of the outing, the fun of the party, the laughter of the reunion, and the smile of the dream. I wish you to work energetically in the new week. Okay, my performance will jump up, and the money will run around you! 30. I will give you a cup of morning tea, the tea is full of affection, I mean to ask you to help me promote, gather popularity, and make you angry to death, two yuan and a half a cup , pay for it. Haha, just kidding you, good morning! 31. The sky is bright, morning is here; the flowers are blooming, the grass is smiling; the phone is ringing, the text message is coming; you see it, your face is red; I miss you Good morning, I love you; look at the east, the spirit is here; take a step forward, go to the appointment; good morning, waiting for you! 32. Giving up seems to be for others, but in fact it is for yourself. Only by saying a kind word to someone can you get someone to compliment you in return; by giving someone a smile can someone else smile back at you. The relationship between giving and gaining is like cause and effect. Cause and effect are related, and giving and gaining are also interactive. As the saying goes - if you sow melons, you will reap beans, you will reap whatever you give up. Good morning, friend. Haha, if I give up a dime, you will have a happy day. 33. When morning comes, I will wake you up with a short breath, send you a ray of sunshine, two pieces of bread, three points of hope, four points of blessing, five times of luck, six or six good fortunes, an early start at seven o'clock, and the last word is morning. install. 34. Friendly reminder: The plan for a day depends on morning, the plan for a morning depends on diligence, the plan for hard work depends on morning, the plan for a morning depends on people, the plan for one person depends on you, how to bless you according to your plan, when you receive You will understand the answer after receiving my text message, and I will tell you secretly, (the answer is) Good morning! 35. The magpie sings for you, the alarm clock rings for you, the chicken crows for you, and the kitten meows for you. , the puppy is prosperous for you, the lazy man gets up, the lazy man wakes up. It's time for class, I said good morning for you. I made breakfast for you. Don't delay class. 36. The air is really good in the morning, and I fell hard when I went out; I kissed the loess soil with my mouth, and my hands were full of gold bars; I was covered in gold Ruyi, and gold beans kept popping up in front of my eyes; friends who received text messages came here every morning Wrestling. Haha, good morning, friend! 37. The sun is rising and the breeze is blowing softly. The flowers stretched and the magpies chirped. When you open your eyes, the beauty of the world is given to you. When the clear alarm rings, I give you my best wishes. Good morning! 38. Peace in spring, peace in summer, peace in autumn, peace in winter, and peace every year. Your peace is my wish, and my blessings wish you: peace of mind, peace of mind, good morning, good night, and peace in your life.

39. When you are hungry, I am a meat bag for you to chew on; when you are cold, I am a yurt for you to crawl into; when you are poor, I am a wallet for you to dig out; when you are angry, I am a sandbag for you to kick. ;You are annoyed, I am a dynamite bag, you can order it as you like! Good morning! 40. The sky is bright because the sun has risen, the grass is green because spring has arrived, the butterflies are dancing because the flowers are blooming, I am sending you a text message, It's because I want to wake up the lazy pig, haha, wake up, good morning! 41. Dude, do you have a schedule today? The air outside is so fresh, and the birds are chirping so cheerfully. Clean up, come out and have fun Come on! Have you come out? Why can’t I see you? If you haven’t come out, then you haven’t come out. I haven’t come out anyway. I just want to say to you: Good morning, friend! 42. Open the window in the morning and embrace the sunshine. , I feel a natural smile; take a walk at night, chat about daily life, and taste ordinary happiness. My friend, have a good attitude, may you be happy and wonderful!

43. Although the busyness has made the greetings fall, and although the years have pushed the past away, every time I recall, every time I stand, every time I think of you, my heart will be warm. Yiran, may my wishes accompany you every moment, and may you have a good mood today! 44. In the morning, the sky is full of morning glow, I wish you safety by my side; in the afternoon, the sun is scorching, I wish you a lucky day; in the evening, when the sun sets, I wish you good luck. You are happy in your heart! 45. When the alarm rings in the morning, the battle begins. Eating breakfast on the road, rushing to the battlefield. I can't imagine being stuck in a traffic jam, with my back to the wings. The work schedule is long and I have to work hard every day. Ideals support dreams, share them with you! 46. The sky is bright because the sun has risen, the grass is green because spring has arrived, the butterflies are dancing because the flowers are blooming, I am sending you text messages because I want to be called a lazy pig Get up, haha, get up, good morning! 47. Good morning! Someone complained about your sleep last night! The pillow complained about you drooling, the quilt complained about you dancing and stamping, and the sheets complained about you scribbling on a map. Therefore, Duke Zhou specially sent me to investigate: Which beautiful woman did you dream of last night? 48. The sun is rising and the breeze is blowing softly. The flowers stretched and the magpies chirped. When you open your eyes, the beauty of the world is given to you. When the clear alarm rings, my best wishes are presented to you. Good morning! 49. I give you 50 million today: be happy, be healthy, be safe, be successful, be sure to think of me (or be sure to kiss me) at all times. . 50. Good morning my dear, breakfast is made from the ingredients in bed last night. 51. I bring my sincere wishes to you in the distance. May everything go well and be happy with you. 52. In the garden of my heart, I collect golden flowers. I give you the brightest one as my love for you. greeting. 53. Good morning! May you be in a good mood today! 54. Open your eyes and give you a gentle blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute. 55. I hope you have a wonderful day! 56. Sincere wishes to you from afar, may everything go well for you and be happy with you. 57. In the garden of my heart, I collect golden flowers, and I give you the brightest one as my greeting to you. Hello! 58. My dear, are you tired? Last night, I ran in my mind non-stop all night. It’s really hard on you. 59. I really envy you for knowing me at such a young age. 60. Although I was stunned by the results of the top students, my speed of handing in the papers definitely stunned the top students. 61. It’s cold. If you can’t give me a hug, please buy me a coat. 62. All my classmates in elementary school have turned from little brats into gods and goddesses, while I have turned from a little brat into a big brat. 63. The best state of love is when you throw down a pile of money and say to me before going out every day: "Spend! If you can't spend it all today, it means you don't love me!"

64. Wait until I have money Now, buy two lollipops, one for you to watch me eat, and the other for you to watch. 65. When I was a child, I often wet the quilt, and when I grew up, I often cried and wet the pillow. 66. In my next life, I will be a grass-mud horse, showing my two front teeth, and running gracefully on the green grassland. 67. If you are lying on the ground and looking up at others, you cannot blame them for standing upright and looking down at you.

68. If one day, the whole world no longer wants you. Don’t panic, come to me, I will tell you, I don’t want you either? 69. If I couldn’t beat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago. 70. It is recommended that the chairs used in class be replaced by swivel chairs like those used in The Voice of China, students If you think the teacher speaks well, turn around and listen. 71. We promised to grow old together, but you secretly baked it! 72. I am a very principled person. In the final analysis, my principles of life are only three words. It depends on my mood. 73. I am not an orange, I want to drink it. Time to shake it, not iced tea. Not another bottle. He who loses me is lost forever. 74. The mistress thanks you for taking away a man who was not worthy of your love, and the mistress thanks you for avenging her. 75. One woman’s prince may be another woman’s frog. 76. Don’t listen to what’s going on outside the window, and only focus on reading e-books. 77. Do you know what a promise is? It means that if you say you like something, your boyfriend will immediately take out a stack of red tickets and put it in your hand: buy it immediately, immediately! Don’t wait. 78. I struggle with three things every day: I can’t fall asleep at night, I can’t get up in the morning, and I regret that I slept too late yesterday. 79. The alarm clock only wakes up my shell, but cannot wake up my sleeping heart. 80. I think it is a rogue behavior for a girl to say she is cold when she is alone. 81. Many things, such as losing weight, are achieved by eating enough. 82. The so-called sleepers can be summed up in eight words: spring sleepiness, summer fatigue, autumn nap, and hibernation. 83. You don’t need too many good friends, just two are enough. One is willing to lend you money, and the other is willing to beat him to death when he asks you for a debt. 84. The most beautiful words are not "I love you" but "You have lost weight".