Ensure the wife's classical Chinese.

1. A critical letter to his wife, originally published by Luo Ying.

Written criticism to my wife 10 written criticism to my wife: lovely and beautiful wife: in accordance with your imperial edict, I immediately, immediately and very quickly make a profound review of myself. The following is my analysis of my bad consequences and my later confession. Please read! ! ! If there is something wrong with the critical letter, it can be corrected through consultation, and the wife is always right. 20xx165438+1October 4th I was angry, and I really regret it. I was so stupid that I not only made my linger angry, but also didn't recognize some angry words. But every time I get angry, I get carried away by anger. I will learn to get rid of this bad habit in the future. I just want to see how you care about me. I just want to have a look. I regret it afterwards, but I know it's useless. I will not make you angry in the future. I notice that I often make you cry without considering your feelings. I was wrong. I seriously neglected that my wife's heart is very vulnerable. My wife was injured before she came to me. I won't hurt you, I must love you. You are my favorite person, so I should hold you in my hand and let you feel my love for you all the time, but I often do not pay attention to provoke you, seriously hurting my baby wife's heart, and her wife is wrong again! I shouldn't ask you blindly, because I'm afraid of losing you. I must believe you in the future. When I knew I was leaving, it hurt my heart to think of what you said and the sound of your crying. I will always remember what we said. We will always go shopping with you behind your back at night, take you to buy candied haws, and eat the food cooked by my wife after work. When I am cold, I will hold you. If I am afraid, I will keep you, and I will not let you suffer any injustice. I will take care of you all my life. Later, my wife said

2. How to write a critical letter to your wife? The following is an article found on the Internet for your reference: ...................................................'s dear wife: We are very cold today.

It rained in Mao Mao for several days outside the window, and I haven't seen the sun for several days. According to your meaning, I sat in my office and reflected all morning. Last night's events and bad weather made me extremely disappointed.

There is a cigarette "Red Wolf" in my drawer, but I didn't smoke it, not because of the sentence "I have given up smoking, thank you! June 2009, 65438+ 10/". To be honest, I don't need it to remind me now. I'm already sober.

As for cigarettes, I use them to entertain others. Several people came to the office this morning, of course, they were all sent away by me soon.

Look at the monitor, look at your photos in it, and think about what made you angry last night. As a "scholar", I really should write something at this moment. After knowing each other for so long, I think my wife is gentle, virtuous, diligent, intelligent and reasonable, and she is a rare good wife. On the other hand, as a husband, he is arrogant, frivolous, self-righteous, unreasonable, unforgiving, pushing his luck, sticking to fire, causing trouble is rain, and often regards your silence as ignorance and your tolerance as cowardice.

When I think about it today, what I did was really unmanly, which seriously hurt and cooled your fiery heart. The following is my analysis of my bad behavior. There are three main items, please read them by your wife: 1. I was wrong yesterday. I talked with my classmate (male) for too long, during which you made more than a dozen phone calls and I ignored them.

What kind of behavior is this? Obviously, treating your wife as a cadre is a typical example of valuing friends over color. This is completely wrong! Totally unacceptable! When you lose your temper, I am not comforting and considerate, but uncompromising and tit for tat! What is this? What are you arguing with your wife? Don't give me an inch of land. What happened to Jane? It's not for others, or it's all corrupted. What can it do? Hey, I'm confused! It takes two hands to clap (except on the wall). I will definitely learn the essence of Tai Ji Chuan in the future. I didn't call immediately after you hung up.

I have to wait for your call back, as if I have lost face in front of my roommate. What's this called? This is called "male chauvinism"! Honey, I've made up my mind, and I must put an end to it in the future. It won't happen again

By the way, my mobile phone was in arrears last night, so I could only answer it, not make a phone call. In my heart, you have always been an understanding girl. I hope you can forgive me and give me a chance to turn over a new leaf.

For the sake of family stability and social stability, we should get through the financial crisis as soon as possible, implement "* * *", solidly promote "Scientific Outlook on Development", and finally realize a well-off society in an all-round way. Dear, let's learn from history and face the future! I also made a statement today, promising to do the following in the future: 1. I won't talk about boring topics such as how beautiful girls are, how nice people are, how sensible they are, how serious and responsible they are at work, or go shopping with you to see beautiful women.

2. Don't spend a penny, see beautiful sunglasses, take a look and leave, try at most, then push the door and leave without looking back! Call you more often, praise you from the heart forever, and stop saying those hypocritical and ironic compliments, such as what you are a beauty in Britain and a beauty in the Tang Dynasty! 4. Don't ask you any strange questions, don't quote any ancient prose in front of you, and show off what I have read about the Four Books and Five Classics, Historical Records of the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Policy. I must keep a low profile! 5. Visit you often, buy you delicious food, take you to play, and continue to send you roses in time on your birthday or Valentine's Day (not only February 14, but also Tanabata in China), which used to be 2 1 and will not be lower than this standard in the future.

6. Pay attention to personal hygiene. You hate my untidiness. Make sure to shave every day, get a haircut at least once a month, dress neatly and generously, and have a good image.

However, don't dress up too handsome, I know you are not at ease. 7. Exercise regularly. I used to weigh 180 kilograms, but you always said I was not fat, and I took it seriously.

It turns out that it's almost 200 now, so I understand that you don't want me to control my diet and lose weight. I have made up my mind. I can't help it. I want to exercise, increase the amount of exercise and run more construction sites.

When you are well, you are happy! 8. There are rules in your hometown, I remember. In the future, I promise not to tell you what dreams I had before eight o'clock in the morning, and I won't ask.

9. Try to protect your language advantage, tell you jokes and stories when you are sad, or sing you "Be My Wife". Make you happy, make you happy, in principle, tell less dirty jokes.

10. Don't go if you don't go to work, drink less, eat more vegetables and eat more vegetarian dishes. Unless there are special circumstances, you must come back before 22 o'clock. Call for instructions in special circumstances.

1 1. Pay attention to your daily language. You hate me for swearing. I will gradually put an end to vulgar words such as "fuck" and "fuck * * *" and try to be a civilized person.

12. Learn cultural knowledge, learn more about astronomy, geography, history, politics, physics and chemistry, and help you solve problems when in doubt! Gradually turn yourself into a small encyclopedia. 13. Be filial to your parents as always, and often call your parents to say hello. When I go back, I won't come into the house empty-handed.

Take the initiative to clean and do as much housework as possible to make parents happy. 14. In our future life, we may encounter some trivial things. In principle, we will solve it through consultation. If we can't solve them that day, I choose to "shelve the dispute".

15. Work hard and make money quickly to create a comfortable environment for you and our children in the future. Dear baby wife, please forgive me.

Don't always scare me with "red card for green card", it is fate that we come together. Think about it, such a big earth, so many men and women, billions of people, billions of people in China. You are in Hubei and I am in the northeast. It's just that the two of us can get married hand in hand, which is much more difficult than winning 5 million. Isn't this fate? How can I not cherish it?

I am also very clear that we come from different regions, with different growth backgrounds and different living habits, and it is unlikely to be perfect in the short term, but I am confident. It was my fault that I didn't care enough about you and couldn't take care of you.

But, please believe me, this marriage.

3. Write a letter of guarantee * (homemade) Dear wife:

My queen has experienced profound introspection and constant remorse.

I found that I was guilty, and it was all my fault, which made my wife angry with you, so I wrote this guarantee here.

Face your wife's adult and sincerely admit your mistake.

The following is what I wrote:

No matter what happens in the future, I will always adhere to the following two principles:

No matter what my wife says or does, I think it's right.

Even if you are wrong, I will think you are right.

Other specific guarantee provisions are as follows:

Accept your instructions at any time. You asked me to go west, but I don't think I can go east. You let me go to heaven, and I will never come down to earth.

People who open their hearts to you can't want to hide anything from you, let alone let you be wronged.

3 Let your wife grow up happily, and you will always feel that your wife is the most beautiful.

Don't hurt your wife, don't force what your wife doesn't like, don't cheat your wife, no

Let the wife worry.

You can't do anything wrong to your wife.

I think everything my wife did was right, including being angry.

You can take it out on me when you are angry. I have no complaints, and I can cut into pieces.

Honey, I can't miss you when you are doing your homework in class, and I can't call and send you text messages. Must be approved by you.

No matter how busy you are, say good afternoon and good night every day.

If I make a big mistake, you can punish me unconditionally. I can kneel on the washboard and floor, I can sleep in the toilet and corridor, but don't be soft-hearted. I don't think I will make a big mistake either.

As long as you are in trouble, I can say yes without asking what it is, but only if you tell me.

No matter where I go, no matter what I am doing, no matter whether you ask me or not, the first person to tell me is my wife.

I will contact you every day so that you don't worry about me.

You are the oldest of the two of us. You told me to go west, but I didn't expect to go east. No matter what you say is right or wrong, I will think you are right.

Attending finally, I promise I won't let you catch anything, let me write a letter of guarantee!

If there is any violation of the above, let my wife handle it, but you can't leave me alone.

Warranty period: valid for life.

Implementation date: from now on

03:25 If you are dissatisfied with the wife, please modify it at any time.

4. Who can help me write an essay in classical Chinese and review my humble husband's first speech, and commit a capital crime? Husband only cares about the yin and yang of heaven, and Gankun must. Therefore, it has not been easy for the Holy Church to make women sing with their husbands and wives as husband's programs for thousands of years. My humble husband is tired of trivial things. Although I haven't been to the house for three times, I haven't been able to get along with this gentleman for a long time, which makes him helpless and disappointed. Although he has exhausted all the bamboo in Nanshan, how can his sins be exhausted? Although I apologize with my neck closed, and the anger of heaven and earth, can the hatred of a good wife be eliminated? Once Yugong dies, it will be 70 or 80 years, such as 100 years. The loneliness and melancholy of a good wife are immeasurable. Although it is one of the sins, and its crime is so serious, is it death, not just a feather? Look up at the sky and sigh, but there is nothing you can do! However, considering the difficulties in the world, there are still people who don't judge by life and death. If a good wife is neglected and a long-term sin is treated with makeup and bathing, the joy in the morning and evening is better than that of an ordinary woman. Therefore, my humble husband is ashamed to death, humbled by his wife's skirt, like a staff officer, and respects Hou again. Then the music of the bell and drum, the melody of the harp, or you can get the end of it. Would a good wife think so? My humble husband nodded. He committed a capital crime.

This is the writing format of ministers' letters to the emperor in the Southern and Northern Dynasties. Write the words "capital crime" and "nodding" before and after the book. If Mrs. Bo laughs, I think it's ok.